Play Phineas and Ferb Theme Song
The wind blows multiple calendar pages into the air, starting on June 3.
There's 104 days of Summer Vacation
Then School comes along just to end it
Phineas and Ferb sit under a tree in their backyard.
So the annual problem for our generation
Is finding a good way to spend it
Cue montage of the boys doing multiple activities.
Like maybe
First, the boys land on the moon. They jump out of the rocket and float forwards.
Second, Phineas climbs on top of Ferb. They try to fight a mummy.
Third, they climb up a certain French tower.
Building a rocket or fighting a mummy
Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Fourth, Ferb removed a tarp to show a weird unicorn-turtle hybrid. Phineas takes a picture of it.
Fifth, the boys force a monkey into the shower. Neither of them enjoy this one.
Discovering something that doesn't exist
Or giving a monkey a shower
Sixth, they surf on a large wave.
Seventh, they create tiny robots.
Eighth, they find Frankenstein's monster. The brain is missing from the head. It doesn't take them that long to find.
Ninth, they find a bird.
Tenth, they fly on a helicopter with a large paintbrush over the city. They covered the city in orange paint.
Eleventh, the boys work on a painting. The painting depicts a red-headed girl with a mustache.
Surfing tidal waves, creating nanobots, or locating Frankenstein's brain
Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent, or driving your sister insane
Turns out, this girl isn't actually a painting, but the boys' sister, Candace. She turns to Phineas angrily.
"Phineas!" she shouts.
The boys do multiple things, all the while their sister watches angrily.
Film a movie.
Build a giant robot dog.
Tamper with a car.
Ride a rollercoaster.
As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do before School starts this fall
Candace talks to a friend on the phone. She doesn't notice the boys carrying a live elephant into the backyard until she hears Phineas call out, "Come on, Perry!" That gets her attention.
Later, she's seen playing "Whack-a-Pest". The pests that pop out are her brothers and their pet platypus.
So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all
Afterwards, the boys dance around and play guitar as images of the infinite possibilities flash by.
So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all
When the boys are done, they pose. Their sister comes in.
"Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!" she shouts.
The boys stare at her for a second. They then brush it off and resume their poses.
End Intro
104 Days of Summer Vacation
Day 40
Split Personality
Candace was working on her scrapbook while talking to Stacy on the phone.
"I don't know, Stacy," she said. "Between busting my brothers and trying to make Jeremy my boyfriend in time for school, I just can't seem to get anything done this summer. It's especially a problem with this scrapbook. I have cute pictures of Jeremy, and I have cute pictures of me, but no pictures of both of us being cute together. It's a real problem, but time to check on Phineas and Ferb."
Candace went to the window and spied on the boys. They weren't doing anything yet. She then went straight back to her scrapbook.
"There's only so much one person can do," she remarked. "If only there were two of me, one to bust my brothers and one to be with Jeremy."
Outside, Buford was holding Baljeet in a chokehold while showing the boys his messed-up candy bar.
"Look at what he did!" he shouted. "He got his peanut butter on my chocolate! Look at this mess! I don't want to taste two things at once! It's unnatural!"
"Well, you're in luck," Phineas assured. "We just finished our Molecular Separator. It's a cool new machine that breaks things down into their component parts. We used it to separate a shampoo/conditioner mixture into just shampoo and conditioner. Ferb?"
Ferb set down the chocolate dipped in peanut butter and activated the device. With one hit, the peanut butter and the chocolate separated.
"Here, try it," Phineas said as he handed Buford the chocolate.
Buford ate it in one bite.
"Singular goodness," he smiled as he released Baljeet. "Why don't you grab your peanut butter and swimsuit and meet me at the flagpole?"
Buford and Baljeet left the backyard.
"Come on," Phineas told Ferb. "Let's see what else we can separate."
The moment the boys looked away, Perry pushed a secret button next to a flower. It opened a door on the floor. Perry jumped in and entered his lair.
"Agent P," Monogram greeted. "Doofenshmirtz has been seen at the Danville public pool, installing some kind of new device. We need you to get there immediately. Good luck, Agent P."
Perry saluted and left to do his mission.
Candace went outside and saw the device.
"Those kids are so busted," she laughed. "All I have to do is bring this to Mom."
Candace tried to carry the machine, but it was a lot heavier than she expected. She accidentally pulled a lever, activating it. The laser hit her.
As a result, Candace split in two.
The first Candace had no physical changes, but she seemed a lot more focused on busting the boys.
The second Candace had a white flower on her head, and she seemed more worried about Jeremy than anything else.
Perry arrived at the pool. He saw Doof was in line for the high dive.
"Perry the Platypus," Doof greeted. "You arrived just in time. I was about to do the high dive. You see, it reminds me of the high dive I knew as a kid, at the Gimmelshtump Public Wetness Maker. It wasn't so much of a pool, but… well, let's just say it only had water in it on alternating Thursdays and leave it at that. Anyhoo, in Gimmelshtump, jumping on the high dive was an important rite of passage. With all those people looking and laughing at me, I just couldn't do it. After that, my father and I became incredibly distant, even more so than we already were. Now, I will conquer my fear and jump off the high dive, but you know, I don't want people to look at me, so I invented the Look-Away-Inator. You'd think it would attract a lot of attention, but so far, no one's noticed it. It must be leaking or something."
As he said that, people passing the inator got hit by a stray beam. It forced them to turn at a 180-degree angle, causing them to fall into the pool.
"Anyway, when I do my man-making dive, you can bet that nobody in the Tri-State Area will be looking," Doof went on. "Sure, it'll be tough for people who happen to be driving, plus surgeons may have a problem, but it's worth it, right?"
Perry just glared at Doof.
"You're right," Doof admitted. "I gotta trap you."
He pushed a button, causing a bunch of floaties to fall onto Perry, tying him up.
Candace-2 was decorating her room with pictures of Jeremy. Candace-1 couldn't believe what she was seeing.
"OMG!" she shouted before calling Linda. "Mom, Phineas and Ferb made me!"
"I've got some stretch marks that would say otherwise," Linda joked.
"No, I mean they split me in half! I'm not cut in half, but they made another me! Hear for yourself!"
Candace-1 gave the phone to Candace-2. Candace-2 took it with no hesitation.
"Hi, Jeremy!" she greeted.
"It's not Jeremy!" Candace-1 screamed. "It's Mom!"
"Hi Mom, it's Candace."
Candace-1 took the phone back. "See?"
"That was a very nice imitation of yourself, Candace," Linda sarcastically remarked. "Love you. Bye."
Candace-1 heard the line disconnect. She groaned.
"Hey, Candace," came Phineas' voice. "And other Candace."
The Candaces turned and saw the boys passing by. They then came back, as if they just realized what was happening.
"Uh oh, Ferb, change of plans," Phineas said before he and Ferb walked in. "Hey, girls. So it appears that there's been a mishap. What say, we fire up the splitter in reverse and…"
"Forget it!" Candace-1 shouted. "I only have one thing on my mind, and that's busting you! I'm going to the mall to get Mom!"
Candace-2 ran after her. "Wait for me!"
Phineas sighed. "Well, I guess I know what we're gonna do today."
Play "Me, Myself, and I"
The Candaces ran into the mall. The first one was looking for Linda, while the other was looking for Jeremy.
Both:
Me, myself, and I don't see eye to eye
Me, myself, and I don't get along
Me, myself, and I can finally say goodbye
This collaboration always felt so wrong
Candace-1 found Candace-2 staring at a picture frame. She tried to grab her other half, but she left.
Candace-1:
There's two of us on a scene
And I don't wanna sound mean
But I'll tell you that I'm happy without me
I've been holding me back
But now I'm on my own track
We're done, the kids are all free
Candace-2:
From here on out, we can both exist peacefully
Without all of this trouble and internal strife
Now that we're separate, we can do anything
So don't let the door hit you, have a nice life
Phineas and Ferb made it to the mall. They both split up to find the different Candaces.
Both:
I'm through with myself, I'm better off without her
I'm through with myself, I'm better off without her
Me, myself, and I don't get along
End "Me, Myself, and I"
Candace-2 found Linda trying on some specs.
"Hi, Mom," she greeted. "Have you seen Jeremy?"
"Doesn't he work at the hot dog stand?" Linda asked.
Candace-2 blushed in embarrassment. "Oh, right."
Right as Candace-2 left, Linda tried on a different pair of specs. That's when Candace-1 arrived.
"Mom, have you seen the other me?" she asked.
"Weren't you looking for Jeremy?" Linda asked, confused.
Candace-1 ran towards the Slushy Dog.
"Twins, that must be a handful," said the worker, who noticed it all.
"What?" Linda asked, confused.
Doof tried to climb the ladder. For whatever reason, any confidence he had before just faded on the spot.
"Will you go already?" asked the man behind him.
Doof was annoyed by that. "Jeez, if you're in that much of a hurry, why don't you go first?"
Doof let the other guy go ahead.
Candace-1 reached the Slushy Dog.
"Hey, Candace," Jeremy greeted.
"Have you seen Candace?" Candace-1 asked.
"Well, I see you right now."
"No, there's another me."
Jeremy was confused by that statement.
"You know," Candace-1 said. "Bla, bla, bla, Jeremy is so amazing. Hearts, rainbows, and unicorns, bleh!"
Jeremy blushed. "I guess I can say I have."
"Where?!"
Jeremy jumped back. "Nowhere! Well, not today!"
"Well, if I come back, and I have a flower in my hair, you tell me!"
Candace-1 ran off.
That's when Candace-2 showed up.
"Hey, Jeremy," she greeted happily.
"Oh, hey Candace," Jeremy replied. "You have a flower in your hair."
"I know. I could just stare at you all day long"
"You're kinda scaring me. I gotta get back to work, but I can swing by your house when I'm done, if you like."
"I would love that!"
Before the conversation could carry, Candace-1 showed up and carried Candace-2 away.
Jeremy just barely processed that there were two Candaces then and there. A lot of stuff started to make sense.
"Hey, Jeremy," came Phineas' voice.
Jeremy turned and saw Phineas and Ferb were coming by.
"Have you seen Candace?" Phineas asked.
"Yeah, she was just here," Jeremy replied.
"Was she talking about busting or was she ogling over you?"
"Uh, both. She said something about going to find the other Candace and her mom, then she went all wild when I mentioned stopping by tonight."
"Great, so if we find Mom, we'll find both Candaces."
"Tell them I said hi."
Phineas and Ferb carried on.
Doof spent the last while letting people behind him do the high dive first.
"Are you actually gonna go?" asked one kid. "Or are you just some schnitzel?"
The woman behind him covered his mouth, but by then, it was too late. Doof heard it and was beyond furious.
"I'm not a schnitzel!" he yelled. "I am a man! I'll prove it!"
Doof started to climb the ladder.
"I bet he doesn't even know what that means," he remarked.
Doof made it to the top of the diving board. He looked down at the pool below him.
"This isn't as bad as I remember," he said. "It's so much worse!"
Candace-1 found Linda in a dressing room at a clothing store. She knocked on the door.
"Mom, I'm here with the other me!" she shouted. "Come out!"
Linda came out wearing a purple and yellow shirt, with green pants and suspenders.
"Actually, I see four of you," she joked, referring to Candace-1's reflections.
Candace-1 turned and saw her other half was gone.
"That slipper vixen!" she shouted. "Stay right there! I'll be right back!"
Linda sighed. She was used to it at this point.
Candace-2 just bought the frame she saw earlier. She ran into Linda.
"Well, I'm heading out," she said. "Wanna ride?"
"But my sugar boo is…" Candace-2 was about to reply.
That's when Phineas and Ferb showed up.
"Isn't Jeremy coming over?" he reminded.
Candace-2 blushed in embarrassment. "Right. Let's go, Mom."
"How about you kids?" Linda asked.
"Don't worry," Phineas assured. "We'll be home soon."
Right as Linda and Candace-2 left, Candace-1 arrived.
"Phineas, Ferb, have you seen the other me?" she asked.
"We just saw her," Phineas replied. "She's driving away with Mom."
What happened next was beyond anything Phineas or Ferb expected. Candace-1 screeched like a pig for five seconds straight before dashing away.
"If the Molecular Separator doesn't disappear when this is over, we should definitely destroy it," Phineas said.
"Agreed," said Ferb.
Linda spent the entire drive home putting up with Candace singing about Jeremy. She wouldn't admit it out loud, but she wanted the other Candace back.
When they got home, Candace quickly hurried inside the house. Linda followed.
Doof held onto the diving board, not wanting to fall off.
"Well, you made it this far!" said the boy who called Doof a schnitzel. "Do it!"
"Yeah, do it!" came another voice in the crowd.
"Do it! Do it! Do it!" the entire line chanted.
That was enough to motivate Doof to get back on his feet and jump. He started to fall towards the water. It was almost exhilarating.
"This is actually amazing!" he shouted. "I don't know why I was so…"
Before he could finish that thought, he hit the water. It was the most painful thing ever.
He climbed out of the water and screamed at the top of his lungs. It was then that he realized he couldn't swim.
Thankfully, Perry jumped into the water. All the floatees trapping him came off. One of them landed on Doof.
"Thank you, Perry the Platypus!" Doof cheered.
Perry tipped his hat, and destroyed the Look-Away-Inator.
Perry
Phineas and Ferb successfully managed to lure both Candaces into one place. Ferb hit the two Candaces.
Unfortunately, that just split them both into more Candaces. To make matters worse, Linda was about to see it…
Then a beam hit them all, causing them to look away.
"What are we looking at?" asked Phineas.
"I have no idea," Ferb replied.
Ferb hit the Candaces again. This time, they all merged into one.
Candace hit a button on the ground, resulting in a door on the floor opening. The Molecular Separator fell through it.
"I could've sworn there were more people here," Linda remarked. "Now, what did you want, Candace?"
Candace sighed. "Nothing."
Linda left without saying another word.
Candace stood there, sadly.
"I can't do anything right," she said to herself. "Not even when there's two of me. I can't bust my brothers, and I can't even…"
"Candace?" came Jeremy's voice.
Candace turned to see that Jeremy was there.
"Jeremy?" she asked.
"Your mom said you got me this picture frame for me at the mall today," Jeremy said.
"That wasn't me. Well, it wasn't all of me. Sorry, that came out wrong."
"Well, I think it's cool. It just needs a picture. Anybody got a camera?"
"We're on it," Phineas replied. "Say fromage."
"Fromage," Candace and Jeremy said right as Ferb snapped the photo.
Both of them came out ugly.
Thanks for reading.