Play Phineas and Ferb Theme Song

The wind blows multiple calendar pages into the air, starting on June 3.

There's 104 days of Summer Vacation

Then School comes along just to end it

Phineas and Ferb sit under a tree in their backyard.

So the annual problem for our generation

Is finding a good way to spend it

Cue montage of the boys doing multiple activities.

Like maybe

First, the boys land on the moon. They jump out of the rocket and float forwards.

Second, Phineas climbs on top of Ferb. They try to fight a mummy.

Third, they climb up a certain French tower.

Building a rocket or fighting a mummy

Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower

Fourth, Ferb removed a tarp to show a weird unicorn-turtle hybrid. Phineas takes a picture of it.

Fifth, the boys force a monkey into the shower. Neither of them enjoy this one.

Discovering something that doesn't exist

Or giving a monkey a shower

Sixth, they surf on a large wave.

Seventh, they create tiny robots.

Eighth, they find Frankenstein's monster. The brain is missing from the head. It doesn't take them that long to find.

Ninth, they find a bird.

Tenth, they fly on a helicopter with a large paintbrush over the city. They covered the city in orange paint.

Eleventh, the boys work on a painting. The painting depicts a red-headed girl with a mustache.

Surfing tidal waves, creating nanobots, or locating Frankenstein's brain

Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent, or driving your sister insane

Turns out, this girl isn't actually a painting, but the boys' sister, Candace. She turns to Phineas angrily.

"Phineas!" she shouts.

The boys do multiple things, all the while their sister watches angrily.

Film a movie.

Build a giant robot dog.

Tamper with a car.

Ride a rollercoaster.

As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do before School starts this fall

Candace talks to a friend on the phone. She doesn't notice the boys carrying a live elephant into the backyard until she hears Phineas call out, "Come on, Perry!" That gets her attention.

Later, she's seen playing "Whack-a-Pest". The pests that pop out are her brothers and their pet platypus.

So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all

Afterwards, the boys dance around and play guitar as images of the infinite possibilities flash by.

So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all

When the boys are done, they pose. Their sister comes in.

"Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!" she shouts.

The boys stare at her for a second. They then brush it off and resume their poses.

End Intro

104 Days of Summer Vacation

Day 48

Undercover Carl

Phineas and Ferb were sitting under the tree, minding their own business, when an apple fell on both of their heads.

"Gravity," Phineas remarked. "I wonder if there's any way around that."

That's when Candace came in.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"We're only thinking about defying gravity," Phineas replied.

Candace laughed. "Please, not even you can do that. It's a universal law!"

"An absolute law without hope of appeal? That's despotism! Somebody ought to…" An idea popped into Phineas' mind. "That's it! I know what we're gonna do today! Hey, where's Perry?"

"He's right there."

Phineas and Ferb noticed Perry was right next to them.

"Oh, I didn't see him there," Phineas laughed at himself.

Carl was updating his social media. Once he was done, Monogram handed him a sheet.

"Carl, I've just completed your interning report," he said. "You've earned a gold star in every category except one. You need to show more initiative."

Carl was flabbergasted. "Sir, I've never received less than a gold star in my life!"

"You still have 24 hours before I have to submit my evaluation. Prove you can show initiative and that gold star is yours."

"I'll start right now by triple-checking the chattersphere for suspicious activities."

Carl started doing just that.

"Nice blueprint, Ferb," Phineas complimented. "I'm gonna post it on our website so Baljeet can check the math."

Right as Phineas posted the blueprint, the phone rang. Knowing it was Baljeet, he answered.

"Your blueprints are 97 percent sound," Baljeet said. "But you accidentally placed a cosine where you needed a quadratic differential." He laughed for an unnecessarily long time. "Don't worry, I fixed it. I sent an attachment."

"Excellent," Phineas smiled.

Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated

Doof was bored out of his mind. He just finished his third jigsaw puzzle that morning, but he still wasn't satisfied.

"There's absolutely nothing going on today," he sighed.

"Maybe you could finish building me a wife out of popsicle sticks like you promised," Norm suggested.

"I'd like to help you out, but look at my tongue." Doof stuck out his tongue to reveal it was completely purple. "My doctor said no more raspberry icicle-pops until the blue dye flushes completely out of my system."

"Why must I be alone?"

"I don't know. Why are raspberry icicle-pops blue?" Doof went to the computer. "I need a really evil scheme, but it's so hard to create when I'm in one of my moods. Maybe I can borrow someone else's plans from the internet."

Doof looked up blueprints, and the first thing he found was an Anti-Gravity Fun Launcher. Doof printed the blueprint.

"How about the Anti-Gravity Evil Launchinator?" he suggested. "There, I changed it, which makes it mine. This could be the greatest scheme ever, though I'm not quite sure of the evil applications. Something will come to me."

Carl just received a notification of Doof printing a blueprint. He checked what it said, and it said 'Anti-Gravity Fun Launcher'. When he ran it through an anagram decoder, the results terrified him.

"Major Monogram!" he shouted.

"You don't have to yell," Monogram scolded. "I'm right here."

"Sorry, but Doofenshmirtz just downloaded plans for an anti-gravity fun launcher, but when I run that through the anagram decoder, the letters form 'evil fanatic hunt r raygun'."

"Looks like you're missing an E."

"They could be doing that to mislead us. Let's check the source." Carl checked the source, and the results terrified him even more. "Agent P's owners! They must be in league with Doofenshmirtz."

Monogram was skeptical. "I don't know. This seems a little far-fetched."

"But look at this. It's a seemingly innocent voice recording of Phineas."

Carl played the recording. It said, 'Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today', but by playing those syllables backwards in a random order, Carl got, 'Let's help Doofenshmirtz destroy the Tri-State Area'.

Now Monogram was convinced.

"Keep an eye on those boys and see what else you can find out," he ordered.

Perry

Perry was in his lair, awaiting orders.

"Agent P," said Monogram. "We need you to track down a missing agent. Code name, Agent G. We aren't sure of his location, but we have a few leads placing him in Iceland, Monte Carlo, Burbank California, and the moon. It's up to you to chase that goose and bring him back to the agency. Good luck, Agent P."

Perry left to do his mission.

Carl cut the camera feed.

"Who is Agent G again?" he asked.

"Gary the Gander?" Monogram guessed. "I don't know, that's just a wild goose chase. Get it? Goose, gander? We had to distract Perry so he isn't close to Phineas and Ferb."

"Then who will investigate the boys?"

Monogram needed a moment to think about that. "We need to send someone undercover. All the agents are out on their missions."

Monogram gave Carl a knowing look. He got excited.

Play "Carl: Incognito"

Carl tried on different disguises.

Carl, dressed as a cheerleader

Carl, now he's wearing a pinafore

Carl in his pajamas

Carl, now he's a guy from the Civil War

Dressed as a cowboy or an old steelworker

And now he's the lead in a '40s tearjerker

He's Carl: Incognito

Carl settled for a white T-shirt, orange pants with suspenders, and a blue cap.

"Good luck, Agent Carl," Monogram said.

"You can count on me, sir," Carl saluted as he left the building.

End "Carl: Incognito"

Carl reached the Flynn-Fletcher household. He saw Phineas, Ferb, Isabella, Buford, and Baljeet working on something, likely Doof's raygun.

"Alright guys, chop chop," Phineas ordered everyone. "It's time to prove Sir Issac Newton wrong."

"Sir, I've reached the target," Carl whispered to his watch. "Over."

"Roger that, Carl," Monogram replied. "Now observe, then infiltrate."

Carl started watching with binoculars. Unfortunately, he wasn't subtle enough.

"Hey, who's that over there?" Isabella asked Phineas.

Phineas saw Carl.

"Hey, kid," he greeted. "Wanna help?"

Seeing no way out of this, Carl said, "Sure." He then turned to his watch and whispered, "Sir, I made contact."

Carl entered the backyard.

"Hey, thanks," said Phineas. "What's your name?"

Say a cool name, like Nitro, Dax, or Steel, Carl thought to himself. "My name is Carl."

This memory would haunt Carl forever.

"Nice to meet you, Carl," Phineas said as he shook Carl's hand. "Come and join us."

Carl helped Phineas carry a heavy part.

"So, what's your little scheme?" Carl asked, fighting hard not to say anything about it being 'evil'.

"We're just challenging universal laws," Phineas replied excitedly.

Once they set the part down, Carl went to help Baljeet chop a piece of wood.

"I hear you're the math genius behind this operation," he said.

"No, Phineas and Ferb made the blueprint," Baljeet corrected. "I just fixed some minor mistakes."

"Interesting. What exactly is this gonna do?"

"The scientific explanation is difficult even for me to understand, but to put it lightly, once this is over…" Baljeet turned towards Buford with a teasing look on his face. "We're going to float around like tiny woodland pixies."

Buford blushed, then he gave Baljeet a wedgie in retaliation.

Not wanting any part in that fight, Carl moved on. He saw Ferb building the machine itself.

"Hey, Ferb," he said. "I hear you don't talk much."

"Actually, I only have one line per day," Ferb replied.

"That's interesting. Why is that?"

Ferb didn't say anything.

After a while, they finished building the device.

"Nice job everyone," Phineas complimented. "It came out perfectly. Who wants to go first?"

"I think our guest should go first," Isabella suggested.

Carl was shocked by that suggestion. He wanted to say no, but he didn't want to look suspicious. He stepped into the tiny capsule.

Carl did his best to keep still, but he was so nervous that he was shaking and shivering.

"Okay, Ferb, let's see what we can do about that pesky gravitational pull," he heard Phineas say.

Carl heard the machine boot up. He shook even more as he felt an electrical shock spread throughout his body.

He was then launched out of a small hatch. He flew a few feet into the air. He expected himself to fall to the ground, but he didn't. He just floated there.

"Whoa, whoa, what's happening?!" he shouted.

"Don't worry," Phineas assured. "It only lasts fifteen minutes. Looks fun, though, doesn't it?"

One at a time, the other kids entered the capsule. They were all launched into the air. They all laughed and cheered in excitement, then they all flew around like they were superheroes.

"So what exactly is the ulterior motive behind all this?" Carl asked.

"'Ulterior'?" Phineas reacted, as if Carl asked if he robbed a bank. "This is just for fun."

Phineas threw a frisbee towards Carl. He caught it, though it did send him flying back a bit.

Carl took a moment to truly process what was happening. He looked down at the ground below him. He realized that all summer, he only focused on getting his work done, that he never really took a moment to have a little fun.

Well, since he was here, he was gonna make the most of it.

"Guys, wait for me!" he shouted as he tossed the frisbee.

Play "When You Levitate"

Ferb filled a bucket with water and released it. Carl took cover, expecting to be sprayed.

But the water didn't spray him. It just floated there, just like he did.

Ferb handed Carl a straw so he could drink it.

Gravity's not so much a law, as just a mere suggestion

Whether or not you're gonna follow it is up to your discretion

The kids held hands and formed a circle. Carl flew through it. The kids then curled into fetal positions and did backflips.

So if you wanna get above the trees

Get ready for some Zero-Gs

Phineas and Ferb formed a ring. Isabella, Buford and Baljeet all flew through it.

Get in line because you know that there's no way

When you levitate

Ferb sat on a unicycle and held a balance beam. Phineas and Isabella balanced themselves on the beam. Carl, Buford, and Baljeet applauded.

When you levitate

Phineas tried to spray some cheddar into his mouth. The spray just caused him to fly a few feet away. Ferb swam and got the cheese in his mouth before Phineas had the chance.

I said when you levitate

The kids then balanced on top of each other.

When you levitate

End "When You Levitate"

Having not heard from him in a while, Monogram tried to call Carl.

"Carl, status update?" he said.

"Sir, I…" Carl was about to say.

Before Carl could say anymore, something cut him off. Monogram could hear Carl screaming.

"Oh no, they must be torturing that poor kid," he assumed. "Don't worry, unpaid intern. Help is on the way."

Monogram pushed the emergency button to call in the FBI.

Doof just finished building his Anti-Gravity Evil Launchinator. Norm helped him move it outside so the sun could power it up.

That's when a cop showed up.

"How many times do I have to tell you, no parking in a loading zone?" he asked.

"This isn't a vehicle," Doof argued. "It's an evil device."

"Yeah, I get that a lot."

The cop gave Doof a ticket.

Before Doof knew it, his evil inator was being towed.

Carl wished he could fly a little longer, but the zero-gravity effect finally wore off. He slowly floated down to the ground. The others came down not long after.

"That was so much fun!" Carl shouted. "I wish we could've flown a little longer!"

That's when someone cleared their throat. Carl turned and saw Monogram dressed in a Hawaiian shirt, brown pants, and black boots.

"Who's that?" Phineas asked.

"Hello… son," Monogram greeted.

"Hey, Carl's dad," the kids replied.

"Hello, children. Carl, your mother and I were worried when you didn't come home. Are you in trouble?"

"No… Dad, I was just playing with my new friends," Carl replied, before whispering so only Monogram could hear. "Sir, situation neutralized."

Monogram quickly picked up his phone and dialed a number.

"Abort mission," he whispered.

The FBI vans and helicopters that were surrounding the house quickly scattered.

"Well… son, it's time to go home," Monogram said.

"No, please sir," Carl genuinely pleaded. "Can't I stay for five more minutes?"

"No, no. Your… mom is making dinner."

With that Monogram took Carl 'home'.

"Bye, Carl," said Phineas. "Hope to see you again."

Doof was still running after the tow truck. He was running out of breath.

That's when he noticed something in a backyard which looked exactly like his Evil Launchinator.

"What are the odds?" he remarked before calling Norm. "Norm, come here immediately!"

It didn't take long for Norm to show up. He used his retractable arms to reach out and grab the device.

"Wow, I never knew you could do that," said Doof.

"Did you know I could also do this?" Norm asked as he converted into a truck.

"Wow, I should really read your instruction book."

"Yes, yes you should."

Doof got in the driver's seat and drove off.

Unfortunately, he didn't make it very far. A cop pulled him over for driving a robot with more than two axles without a license.

"Curse you, motor vehicle laws!" Doof yelled as Norm was towed away.

"I'm really proud of you, Carl," said Monogram. "But my feelings for you can best be expressed in your evaluation."

Monogram showed Carl an updated evaluation. Now, Carl had gold stars for everything, including initiative.

That's when Perry burst in wearing a spacesuit.

"Oh, there you are, Agent P," said Monogram. "Sorry about that wild goose chase. You were just too close to this case, but don't feel bad. No one could ever find Agent G. He's been missing for far too long."

Perry revealed Agent G wearing a flower necklace. He seemed just as disappointed as Perry was.

"What?" Monogram reacted, shocked. "Agent G, on an extremely extended vacation? Well, Agent P deserves a vacation more than you do, but evil never rests, so we'll see you tomorrow."

Perry just stood there, beyond disappointed.

Why am I still here? he asked himself.

The devil and angel appeared on his shoulders.

"Yeah, why are you still here?" asked the devil.

"You heard what Monogram said, Perry," the angel argued. "Evil never rests."

Perry sighed. I hate it when you're right.

Thanks for reading.