Disclaimer I don't own South Park or its characters they belong to Trey Parker and Matt Stone. But I do own the next generation kids I created.
It was a hot Summer morning when eight year old Jake Broflovski was eating breakfast with his parents his little sister Amy, and his older second cousin Emily and her boyfriend Tommy; "So Jake are you excited about going camping for the Summer?" asked Bebe, "Yea I sure am Mum" replied Bebe; "You know Jake you should invite Tyler to join us" said Bebe, "Oh that'd be awesome mum I'll give him a call" replied Jake pulling out his phone, "Jake no phones at the table" said Kyle; as Jake put his phone away; "I'll call Miss Marsh and ask if it's okay after Breakfast sweetie" said Bebe, "Oh Kyle you put a leave form in at the station right?" asked Bebe. "Shit I forgot" said Kyle pulling his phone out; "No phones at the table Dad" said Jake, "Yea Kyle" replied Bebe, sipping her coffee and finishing her Breakfast. As she got up and grabbed her phone and called Wendy. WENDY: "Hello?" BEBE: "Hey Wendy it's Bebe listen do you guys have any plans with Tyler for the summer break?" WENDY: "No Tyler's probably going to play video games and watch TV or something why do you ask?" BEBE: "Well we're going camping for the summer where we're gonna scuba dive and fish, and I was wondering if Tyler wanted to come too" WENDY: "Okay hold on I'll ask him" "Hey Tyler" said Wendy holding the phone to her chest. "Yes Mummy" replied Tyler, "I got a call from Miss Broflovski, she said that their going camping for the summer; they wanted to know If you wanted to go too" replied Wendy. "Okay that sounds awesome can I please go Mummy?" replied Tyler; "Yes honey you can just wait" said Wendy, WENDY: "Yea he's in" BEBE: "Okay we leave tomorrow so you may wanna send him over tonight. Because Kyle wants to leave at 5 in the morning" WENDY: "Men" BEBE: "I know right always worried about being late" they hung up.
"Okay Tyler, I'm going to drop you off at Mr and Miss Broflovski's house tonight so you can stay over the night before since Mr Broflovski wants to leave at five in the morning" said Wendy; "Thanks Mummy" said Tyler, "What's going on?" asked Stan, "Kyle and Bebe invited Tyler to go on a camping trip with them. I'm dropping him off tonight since Bebe said Kyle wants to leave at five in the morning" replied Wendy; "okay" said Stan, as Tyler watched cartoons for the rest of the morning.
MEANWHILE.
Kyle Bebe Emily and Tommy were still eating their breakfast Jake and Amy had finished. "So I called Wendy Tyler's in" said Bebe, "Ha?" asked Kyle, "Weren't you at the breakfast table with Jake, when I said we should invite Tyler to come camping with us" replied Bebe. "Oh yea what time will he be here?" asked Kyle; "She's bringing him over tonight" replied Bebe. "Why?" asked Kyle, "Well Kyle maybe because you're insane and want to leave at five in the morning" replied Emily, "What's wrong with that?" asked Tommy, "would you like to sleep on the couch tonight Tommy?" asked Emily, "okay I'm sorry" replied Tommy, causing Bebe to scoff. "So is Tyler coming with us Mum?" asked Jake, "yes sweetie Miss Marsh is bringing him over tonight since your father's crazy and wants to leave at five in the morning" replied Bebe, "Hey Tommy can you please help setup the Xbox?" asked Jake, "Is it alright?" asked Tommy clarifying it with Bebe, "Um okay Just let Tommy finish his coffee honey" replied Bebe; "Okay" said Jake as he went back into the lounge room. Just as he'd walked back In Tommy had finished his coffee, "okay I'm done" said Tommy going into the lounge room to setup the Xbox for Jake since Bebe would rather Tommy do it since he knew more about that stuff than she did. As Bebe's phone went off; BEBE: "Hello?" WENDY: "Hey Bebe sorry but I forgot to ask what time should I bring Tyler over?" BEBE: "Maybe around hold on" Bebe checked the clock on the Microwave, "Well It's 11:00 now so you can send him over now if you want and we can sit down with some coffee" WENDY: "Yea sure I'll help Tyler get his stuff packed and we should be over in maybe an hour" BEBE: "Sure see you then" they hung up. As Wendy went upstairs to where Tyler was syncing movies from his laptop to his phone; since Jake sent him a Text saying Kyle and Bebe had told him that the drive is at least five days. They'd obviously stop every few hours for a toilet break lunch and to stretch, and they'd stop in a motel every night but Tyler was preparing by getting his portable DVD player and two triple headphone jacks so that Jake and Amy Emily and Tommy could watch a film too, and he also got Movies on his phone for when his DVD player's battery went flat.
And he had a portable charger for his phone; since Wendy didn't want him taking his laptop just in case he dropped and broke it or accidently left it in a motel room. As Wendy knocked on the door, "Tyler sweetie, you ready to go because I'm taking you to the Broflovski's in an hour" said Wendy, as she saw Tyler sitting in his computer chair pants around his knees and his hand wrapped around his wiener; "Ah!" screamed Tyler covering himself with a pillow even tho he was only eight and sometimes still ran around naked in the sprinkler outside; "Oh Sorry honey finish up fast so we can get you all packed" giggled Wendy leaving the room; as she waited a few minutes for him to finish doing what he was doing, she thought that eight was a little early to start masturbating but she was fine with it. 10 Minutes and went back in to see him putting his pants back on; "Oh good we need to pack you a bag Tyler I'm taking you to the Broflovski's house in about fifty minutes" said Wendy; as she helped her son pack a bag. "Sorry you walked in on me you know" said Tyler, "it's okay honey, there's nothing wrong with it; masturbation is perfectly normal, but just remember you're going away for at least three weeks; so if you do feel the need to you know. Please do it in a privet place because it's very rude to do it when other people are in the room" replied Wendy kissing Tyler's cheek.
"Thanks for letting me go with Jake and his family Mummy" said Tyler; "It's okay Tyler Jake is your best friend; and I've been best friends with Miss Broflovski since before preschool and your Dad has been friends with Mr Broflovski for just as long, we trust them with you with our lives" replied Wendy helping him pack a bag; "oh and your willy is still hanging out" said Wendy, Tyler looked down, "Ah!" yelled Tyler tucking himself back in. As he placed his portable DVD player in his pack; and a USB with some other movies on it along with headphones and a charger. And his swimmers as they finished packing; "Okay we've got thirty minutes," said Wendy; "What are we gonna do for thirty minutes?" asked Tyler, "I think I know" replied Wendy, picking her boy up and placing him onto his bed, "Mummy what are you doing?" asked Tyler, "You know" replied Wendy. Tyler was always a Mummy's boy; as she started tickling his tummy; "HE-HE Mummy it tickles" giggled Tyler; as she kissed him and hugged him. "You do know I'm eight right?" asked Tyler not that he was complaining; he always loved cuddling with his mother; he still climbed into bed with her and Stan of a morning; he was only eight and Jake confessed to still climbing into bed with either his parents or Emily. "What you're never gonna be too old to spend time with me" replied Wendy; "I know Mummy" Said Tyler, "Did you pack my inhaler?" asked Tyler, "Yes Tyler I did I also packed you a spare preventer but I'll be giving it to Miss Broflovski since I'd rather her hold onto it just in case you loos it" replied Wendy, "Okay" said Tyler, as Wendy checked her watch; "Wow might as well take you over now" said Wendy.
As they got Tyler's stuff and walked downstairs, where Stan was drinking coffee; "Bye Dad see you in a few weeks" said Tyler, "What?" asked Stan, "Kyle and Bebe were taking Jake Amy Emily and Tommy on a camping trip and they invited Tyler, and Bebe said it's a five day drive and they'll be staying there for a week" replied Wendy, as Tyler kissed his father goodbye; and Wendy took him over to the Broflovski's house. And knocked on the door, Emily answered. "Hey Tyler, hi Wendy" said Emily, hugging them both; Emily gave him a cheek, as she let them in, "who is it Emily?" asked Bebe; "It's Tyler and Wendy Bebe, "hey guys" said Bebe hugging them, "Thanks again for inviting him Bebe" said Wendy. "It's our pleasure, gives them all something to do this summer" replied Bebe, as she took Tyler's backpack, "Wow kiddo what have you got in here it's only three weeks. It's like you packed for three years" Bebe joked, "He prepared for the long drive he's got his phone portable DVD player and DVDs and two triple headphone jacks, so that all five of them could watch a movie, don't worry I made sure he packed clothes and a tooth brush and other things he'd need" replied Wendy. "Okay good" said Bebe, "Tyler go play with Jake and the other kids, and I'll come say goodbye when I leave" said Wendy as Tyler went into the lounge room to see Jake and Tommy playing the Xbox and Emily and Amy watching them play the Xbox. "Hey dude" said Tyler, "Oh hey Tyler" said Jake hugging his super best friend since Tommy and Jake were playing die by did Fallout new Vegas and it was Tommy's turn; as they released. "Hey Tyler!" said Amy as the little five yea old tackled him.
"Okay it's good to see you too Amy" replied Tyler, hugging her back and patting her back, "come on Amy you need a bath. Oh hey Tyler" said Kyle picking his daughter up since she was covered in food and sitting on the floor "Hey" replied Tyler as Kyle took Amy upstairs to the bathroom, "Here Tyler let me take your shirt" said Emily as Tyler took his shirt off and Emily took it to the laundry, "what's that" asked Bebe, "Amy was still covered in food and she tackled Tyler to the floor, getting his shirt dirty" replied Emily throwing Tyler's food covered shirt in the wash, "I'll return his shirt to you when we return home" said Bebe, "Okay cool, after we got off the phone earlier and I went upstairs; to help him pack, and I walked in to see him in his computer chair his pants and underwear around his knees his back turned to me so because of the gap between the back rest and the seat I could see his cute little butt. And he was syncing movies onto his phone to pass the time he was masturbating" giggled Wendy, "Oh my god Jake's started doing that too" replied Bebe, "Yea he turned around and quickly covered up with a pillow" said Wendy, "all tho eight is a little young there's still nothing wrong with it" replied Bebe sipping her coffee. "Don't worry I told him to do it in privet so I assure you he won't drop his pants in the car or in a shared motel room" said Wendy, "thank you I've asked Jake to do the same thing" replied Bebe. As they finished their coffee; as a wet and nude Amy walked in, "Oh hello Amy" said Wendy, "Hi Miss Marsh" replied Amy climbing onto Wendy's lap; and Kyle wrapped her in a towel and dried her off.
"Sorry Wendy" said Kyle; "It's fine Kyle, she's only five" replied Wendy; as Amy walked into the lounge room and Sat between Emily and Tyler, "Why are shirtless?" asked Kyle, "Amy tackled me while she was covered with food" replied Tyler. "Oh fair enough" replied Kyle, as he walked back into the kitchen where Wendy and Bebe were; "Wendy you do know that Tyler's shirtless" said Kyle, "Well Emily came in and put his shirt in the wash and Tommy and Jake are shirtless anyway, and he walks around the house without a shirt" replied Bebe; "In fact you're the only guy in this house who has a shirt on" replied Wendy, causing Bebe to laugh. As Tommy went upstairs for a few minutes and came down with a USB, and walked into the kitchen, "Hey Tommy" said Wendy. "Oh hi Wendy" replied Tommy, "Bebe we've had enough on the Xbox is it all right if I put this in so we can watch something on it?" asked Tommy; "I guess so" replied Bebe; "thanks" said Tommy as he went into the lounge room and plugged the USB devise into the TV and put a movie on for him and the other kids. And Kyle went back in the lounge room to see the kids watching back to the future part 3, "just so you all know it's an early night we all have to be up by four in the morning so not a late night for any of you we're going to bed early too" said Kyle, "okay" they replied. As Kyle figured what the hell and decided to join them and watched back to the future as well.
LATER.
Wendy looked at her watch, 3:00 "wow, I'd better get home and get started on dinner" said Wendy, "we'll probably just go for Pizza or Macdonald's tonight so we don't have to clean up or cook, we wanna be in bed quite early tonight since Kyle's making us all get up at four in the morning" replied Bebe, "Oh and here's Tyler's inhaler and preventer I'd rather you hold onto it so he doesn't loos it" said Wendy, as she gave Bebe Tyler's asthma medication; before going into the lounge room. "Tyler, I'm going home now honey so with the three weeks you're gone do what either Mr or Miss Broflovski tell you" said Wendy, "I will Mummy" replied Tyler, "Okay sweetie love you" said Wendy kissing him, "Love you too" replied Tyler kissing her back, and leaving knowing that this is the first time she'd left him her baby boy for this long, but she trusted them with her life and went home to get dinner started. And Bebe and Kyle took the kids to Macdonald's a few hours later and they ate went home took turns having a shower; watched a few movies and went to bed at eight. The next morning Kyle woke Bebe at three fifty, "You wanna get the kids up?" asked Kyle, as Bebe went into Tommy and Emily's room to see Emily walking out of the bedroom half asleep and Tommy trying to wake himself up by doing push ups.
"Hey muscles time to get up" said Bebe as Tommy got up; and Bebe saw Jake walking out of his bedroom and walked into the bedroom to see Tyler in bed wide awake one hand down the blanket and saw it moving up and down under the covers and he was lying on his back eyes closed and a big smile on his face obviously oblivious to the fact that Bebe was there, Bebe giggled under her breath, "Tyler when you finish come downstairs but wash your hands first" said Bebe, as she walked downstairs as Tyler finished off and pulled his pyjama pants back on washed his hand in the bathroom and went downstairs. As Bebe gave them a cup of hot chocolate since Wendy texted her the night before saying they let Tyler have a cup a morning as she gave Jake a cup too, "okay, let's get you guys fed and showered, Tyler you washed your hands didn't you?" asked Bebe, "Yes Miss Broflovski" replied Tyler, as he sat down and Bebe put a plate of jam on toast in front of them, "I'll get you kids some coffee on the road so you can sleep. "I'm not having any because I want to sleep too" replied Bebe as she got them fed showered and changed into their clothes and Kyle and Bebe, got in the shower together and Bebe gave Kyle his regular morning BJ. As they got dressed Kyle had his morning coffee so he could drive; and they got their bags in the back of Kyle and Bebe's minivan and then they got Amy in her car seat and Tyler got his back pack and had it by his feet, as they got them all in the car and locked up the house; before Kyle started driving and everyone else went back to sleep; for a few more hours; Kyle could See Jake snuggle his shoulder into Tommy and Tyler falling asleep and unknowingly cuddled Emily who woke up but smiled; and went back to sleep allowing Tyler to cuddle her.
As he continued focusing on the road, not wanting to end up in an accident; he'd wake them up for breakfast later on.