INT. BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD'S HOUSE - DAY
Beavis and Butt-Head are sitting on the couch, watching TV.
BEAVIS: (laughing) Yeah! This show is cool!
BUTT-HEAD: (agreeing) Yeah! Big Mouth rules!
As they watch the show, they start to notice the Hormone Monsters.
BUTT-HEAD: (confused) What's up with those weird monsters?
BEAVIS: (equally confused) I don't know... but they're kinda cool.
BUTT-HEAD: (curiously) I wonder what it would be like if we had Hormone Monsters.
BEAVIS: (excitedly) Yeah! That would be awesome!
They start to imagine what their Hormone Monsters would be like.
BUTT-HEAD: (laughing) Mine would be like... a giant butt!
BEAVIS: (laughing) Yeah! And mine would be like... a giant... uh... thing!
They continue to laugh and joke about their imaginary Hormone Monsters.
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INT. BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD'S FANTASY - DAY
Beavis and Butt-Head are standing in front of their imaginary Hormone Monsters.
BUTT-HEAD'S HORMONE MONSTER: (in a deep voice) I am the Butt-Monster!
BEAVIS'S HORMONE MONSTER: (in a high-pitched voice) And I am the... uh... Thing-Monster!
The Hormone Monsters start to give them advice on how to deal with puberty.
BUTT-HEAD'S HORMONE MONSTER: (in a deep voice) You must learn to control your butt...
BEAVIS'S HORMONE MONSTER: (in a high-pitched voice) And you must learn to control your... uh... thing!
Beavis and Butt-Head look at each other, confused.
INT. BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD'S HIGH SCHOOL - DAY
Beavis and Butt-Head are sitting in class, staring at their classmate Kimberly.
BUTT-HEAD: (whispering) Yeah! Kimberly is hot!
BEAVIS: (agreeing) Yeah! Let's go hit on her!
Their Hormone Monsters suddenly appear, floating next to them.
BUTT-HEAD'S HORMONE MONSTER: (in a deep voice) Ah, yes! The pursuit of the female!
BEAVIS'S HORMONE MONSTER: (in a high-pitched voice) Remember, boys! Confidence is key!
Beavis and Butt-Head look at each other, then back at Kimberly.
BUTT-HEAD: (determined) Alright, let's do this!
BEAVIS: (equally determined) Yeah!
They get up and approach Kimberly, trying to act cool.
BUTT-HEAD: (trying to sound suave) Hey, Kimberly! What's up?
KIMBERLY: (confused) Uh, hi... Beavis and Butt-Head.
BEAVIS: (trying to sound cool) Yeah, we were just, uh, wondering if you wanted to... hang out.
KIMBERLY: (polite but uninterested) Oh, thanks... but I don't think so.
Beavis and Butt-Head look at each other, disappointed.
BUTT-HEAD'S HORMONE MONSTER: (in a deep voice) Ah, rejection! A natural part of the mating process!
BEAVIS'S HORMONE MONSTER: (in a high-pitched voice) Don't worry, boys! There are plenty of other fish in the sea!
Beavis and Butt-Head shrug and walk away, their Hormone Monsters floating behind them.
FADE TO BLACK.