Author's Note: Just my silly idea for a one-shot fanfic I came up with my silly mind including Cliff from CatDog in my Werewolf AU version, ig (like: since it's a non-canon, what if Cliff in his life in every CatDog episode did when he still has the lycanthropy/werewolf curse forever by cursed wolf bite after my fanfic incident). So, I hope you enjoy reading it.
[During CatDogula episode incident: A moving shadowy figure, flown by several Peruvian vampire ticks and their leader, Nosferacho, quickly swarm and begin to bite the Greaser Dogs. Suddenly, for a moment the ticks hastily throw and spit Cliff, as if quite unharmed from the tick's attack and not turned into a vampire, onto the ground.
Cliff stood up, looking confused and unexpectedly surprised at the ticks, who were coughing and spitting some kind of disgust.]
Cliff: (angrily) Hey! What's the problem with not biting me, ye freaky blood suckers!
Nosferacho: Your werewolf blood is not suitable for our vampire taste, amigo! 'Cause we find it disgusting to drink, as if it tastes like sour goat's milk with wolf fur. In that case, vampires like us can't drink werewolf blood! Adiós!
[Eventually, the ticks turned away and flew on to chase the frightened and panicked Rancid Rabbit and his angry mobs. But they left Cliff alone, who is rather indignant and ignored. Apparently, he turned around and saw his Greasers, Lube and Shriek, who were already in vampire forms after the ticks' bite, baring their fangs and hissing hostile at him.]