Ch 1
Flash aka Barry Allen was the fastest man in the world and a Justice League member.
Today he was on a new mission to catch Al Falcone with Batman and his butler, Alfred.
When Flash sped on the scene, the first thing he saw was a coloring hospital, then he heard a motorcycle sound.
"Bruce, why does it sound like you're fleeing the scene?" Flash asked z
"Falcone's idiot kid decided to try and play in the big leagues." Batman explained. "Put a crew together and broke into the lab at Gotham General, stole a highly deadly virus. I intercepted them but they blasted their way out. You can handle the hospital, Barry. Somebody has to save the rest of the world, so I was gonna do that, if you don't mind."
Then Flash turned around and saw Batman on his classic Batcycle speeding off.
"Ugh." Flash sighed. He was still the Justice League's janitor and he would be fine with that but it always seemed to be Batman's problem that he had to solve.
Meanwhile as Flash was busy using his super speed to save all the babies from falling. Batman zoomed at Falcone and his car convoy, then one of the thugs fired his machine gun and it blew up a tank on a truck which caused a huge explosion but Batman still wasn't done and he just used his cape to zoom right through the explosion.
Then Batman latched onto the lead truck and immediately went straight to work, knocking the thugs out with hard punches and the last one knew he was screwed so he just let himself out, then the truck smashed right through the guardrail and Batman held up Al Falcone with his grapple gun.
"If that briefcase falls into the water, it will wipe out half of Gotham by lunch time." Alfred said into the comms worriedly.
Batman was still hanging on but he was slipping, then, suddenly, a glowing golden whip saved Batman and Al.
Wonder Woman had arrived.
"Sorry I'm late." Wonder Woman quipped as Batman and Al pulled themselves up.
Then Flash caught back up with them.
"Looking good, Flash." Wonder Woman said with a smirk.
"Oh, uh, thank-" Flash said as he trailed off nervously.
"And you are welcome." Wonder Woman said to Batman.
"My ego's too big to say thank you to someone else." Batman said.
Uh, what?
Then they realized that Batman was accidentally caught in the Lasso of Truth and Flash tried to help Batman but soon he was also caught.
"I know sex exists, I just never experienced it." Flash sputtered out as he finally ripped the lasso off. Then Flash grimaced as he realized what happened.
Bro.
"Well, I have to run." Wonder Woman said. "Always a pleasure."
Then she spun her lasso and soared off.
"The sex thing was a metaphor for gothic…literature." Flash said but then Wonder Woman was already gone. "There's just no way to recover from that. Well, this little superhero needs his breakfast and I'd love to hang out more but, yeah. Bye, Batman."
"Bye, Flash." Batman said, then Flash sped off.
"Will you be home for breakfast, sir?" Alfred asked.
"Yes, I think I will." Batman said as he spotted Al trying to make a run for it but he simply knocked out Al by throwing a Batarang at him.
Another mission done.