Chapter 110 The Aftermath
We see me sitting on my bed with Goody next to me with a big belly
Goody: you sure you're ok baby?
Me: yeah yeah I'm good still stings though. What about you? How's the baby even though your somehow 8 months pregnant.
Goody: first of the baby is fine and healthy secondly your legendary sperm makes any girl give birth real quick depending on which girl for me I've been pregnant for a week and I'm almost due in a month but for someone like Sadie Sink it'll be different.
Me: well I did not know that. And let me guess my sperm can get anyone pregnant?
Goody: yes it can that's why I'm pregnant ghost shouldn't get pregnant with people alive no matter what but here we are and also you can get human men pregnant.
Me: ok but why do you call my sperm- wait what?
Goody: yeah you can get human men pregnant and possibly every other type of male that's why you have legendary sperm.
Me: that's what you meant by legendary. Now Goody have checked in on anyone?
Goody: yes I have my last check in was with Kaila 4 minutes ago.
Me: what she say?
Goody: she's torn between if Qrow set you up or Johnny and Beck wanted to keep Austin safe.
Me: did you ask Qrow anything?
Goody: he said "on my mortal life I swear I had no idea that they were planning to do that" and she very sorry that it happened and he feels it's his semblance's fault.
Me: well it's not. (Stretch's) ok let's get some rest.
Goody: ok.
Me and Goody lay down next to each other
Me: is the baby a-
Goody: girl.
Me: the only boy that got my blood is Ryker and he doesn't see me as his father. Why can I only get daughters?
Goody: you have legendary sperm that if you get a man pregnant then it'll be a male.
Me: I'm not gonna fuck a man's anus.
Goody: what about Beck?
Me: (blushes) no.
Goody: why you blushing?
Me: because that caught me off guard ok?
Goody: yeah I'm sorry that I just said his name.
Me: it's ok but seriously if I get a girl pregnant she'll always have a daughter?
Goody: correct.
Me: what if I get myself or a genderless person pregnant then?
Goody: I don't know about that yet.
Me: and how do you know about my sperm so much?
Goody: a lady never tells.
Goody goes to sleep immediately leaving me wondering
Me: damn I'll probably forget tomorrow.
I go to sleep as well as I wake up to the sounds of someone screaming
Me: huh? What the?
Goody: Blade you need to get her out of me!
Me: what?
Goody: I'm giving birth!!
Me: how can you feel the pain though?
Goody: if you don't get ready I'll show you why you don't mess with ghosts!
I get into position and help her give birth and after 30 minutes Goody gives birth to our daughter who she's now cuddling
Me: you got a name for her?
Goody: Monday.
Me: why Monday?
Goody: Monday's child is fair of face. And she already has a fair face as a baby.
Me: I like it. Are we going with Monday Zero or Monday Addams?
Goody: Monday Addams. Because you use Addams as your last name.
Me: I didn't think Goody Zero would work and besides I have you as my phone Lock Screen and other my profile pic and other stuff.
Goody: your amazing my dear Blade. But not amazing as my dear daughter Monday.
Me: she's just a newborn and she's already getting your attention. She's half Dragon God and half ghost!
Goody: a mother loves her children more than her husband.
Me: I don't think there's a saying for that.
Goody: for me I love Monday more than you. Even if she's a newborn.
Me: alright I understand.
Monday opens her eyes for the first time in her 1 minute of living and we see her beautiful brown eyes making us smile and I give her my finger as she plays with it
Me: even if she's been alive for less than 2 minutes she's already active.
Goody: I know. It's your dna that just got her like this.
Me: aw so it's my fault she'll probably be so hyper.
Goody: don't talk like that to your daughter.
Me: sorry meant it as a joke.
Goody: Blade dear I know you have other things to attend to so you can go do them while I stay here with Monday.
Me: you sure?
Goody nods as Monday sucks my finger
Goody: give daddy back his finger Monday.
Goody pulls my finger away as I give Monday a kiss too her forehead and a kiss on the lips to Goody before leaving our bedroom and going to the living room seeing Kaila standing in front of the door
Me: is everything ok Kaila?
Kaila: yeah everything's ok.
Me: you sure? Because I feel like your gonna blast the door down.
Kaila: dad I wanna kill those three men.
Me: damnit Kaila no don't you dare because if you do then someone will have to clean Johnny's, Austin's and Beck's blood.
Kaila: I know it's just I'm so fucking pissed at them.
Me: I know you are and so am I so if they ever come here I want you to mow them down got that?
Kaila: yes.
Me: and try not to kill them.
Kaila: where's the fun in that?
Me: daughter.
Kaila: fine.
Me: I hope they make the right decision before it's too late.
Kaila: you want me to help you talk to everyone?
Me: sure.
Me and Kaila talk to everyone in my bloodline and they all swear on everything they have that they didn't know that Johnny and Beck were gonna super kick me and run off with Austin