Happy Halloween!
Dagon's Wrath!!
We see the estate covered in Halloween decorations and real life blood and inside Lucy is designing a Halloween corn maze that I would have to make and as she finishes designing it I go outside and I lift my left hand as the maze appears with huge spiders crawling around it as I make sure they stay in the maze
Me: why so many big spiders out of anything?
Goody walks right next to me
Goody: you still scared of spiders?
Me: yes even if I'm a Dragon God I'm afraid of spiders including Kaila, Alexa, Dagon, Ryker, Sun and others. You are just a ghost so you're fine.
Goody: I know. It's better.
Me: yeah I know it's better you get to have things go through you. Amazing.
Goody: come on let's go inside baby.
Me: yeah let's.
I follow Goody inside as she disappears and reappears in our bedroom as I walk towards Lucy
Me: I finished making the corn maze you wanted.
Lucy: alright thank you. Now I have some more planning to do.
Me: alright then.
I walk towards me and Goody's room as I'm met with Linka dressing as Kaila
Linka: look at me I'm the Dragon Goddess of Everything! I'm Kaila Zero!!
Me: that's a great costume you have Linka.
Linka: thanks dad!
Me: no problem Linka.
Linka runs past me and goes to find Lincoln as I continue to me and Goody's room and once I reach the door I feel someone tap my shoulder as I turn around and I see that Luan is standing there
Me: do you need something?
Luan: that corn maze is a kernel of ideas! They best not pop at trick or treaters! (Laughs) get it?
Me: (slightly smiles) yeah I get it.
Luan walks off coming up with more jokes as I go into me and Goody's room and see Goody holding Monday
Me: so what's it you needed of me?
Goody: how did you know?
Me: I just do Goody now what is it?
Goody: well I have to go do something-
Me: do what? Your a ghost. Monday's half ghost half Dragon God.
Goody: don't interrupt me again.
Me: sorry.
Goody: now as I was saying I have stuff to do meaning I want you too watch Monday.
Me: you know I'm-
Goody: the best at watching kids? I know.
Me: wait how come you get too interrupt me?
Goody: so that's why I left you this note (hands me the note) there's three simple steps just follow them and you'll be fine.
Goody hands Monday to me as I look at Goody
Me: when will you come back?
Goody: tomorrow.
Me: the beginning of November?
Goody: yes dear.
Me: ...your going too how should I say this? Watch on our descendant Wednesday?
Goody: of course! Bye now!
Me: wait a min-(Goody disappears) great she's gone (looks at Monday who's smiling and clapping her hands) well at least I have you my cute daughter.
I look at the note and see that all I have to do is "1 feed Monday, 2 wash Monday and change her clothes and 3 put Monday to sleep with her blanket"
Me: that's easy.
As I'm holding Monday a black portal opens in my arms and a hand grabs Monday dragging her through and once I look back at Monday she's gone
Me: shit.
I look around for Monday but I find no sign of her disappearance
Me: where could she have gone?
I then decide to check any recent energy sources that came from me and Goody's room and I sense that some kind of black magic was used
Me: black magic? But where could that've-
I realize then and there that it was used too snatch Monday away so I immediately jump out the open window and land in front Lincoln and Jordan kissing
Me: what the?
Lincoln: wait just listen.
Jordan: it was amazing!
Me: man I ain't hear nothing I ain't see nothing this y'all two business. I ain't saying anything about it.
Lincoln: you aren't?
Me: why would I? A boy and girl kissing is normal I can't stop who you date.
Jordan: then let's get married!
Lincoln: excuse me!?
Me: you both are like 11 years old.
Jordan: yeah so? I'd marry him even if we both were newborn babies!!
Me: yeah... you got a possible mega yandere on you son.
Lincoln: don't leave me alone with her!!
Me: I gotta find Monday but I'll be back.
I run away from them and I run around the Earth not knowing where I'm going to find this black magic
Me: wait where am I going?
I look around and see I'm somewhere in what looks like Royal Woods but it's all destroyed
Me: what the?
I walk around seeing spiders crawling around and I step on something that cracks as I look down and I see I stepped on a bone a human bone as I squat down to get a better look
Me: what the hell? This is a fucking human bone. Just what even happened here?
I look around for some kind of answer as a human head rolls towards my feet as it was recently chopped off
Me: who the?
I duck under a bird as it tries too take my eyes out and I zip it with lighting as it explodes and the feathers fall on the ground
Me: bird is dead. Alright but it's eyes...it's beak...something's weird about this place.
???: you think?
Me: who's there?
???2: who else do you think? We finally found you Blade.
Me: how the hell you know my name?
???: do you really not remember us?
Me: I don't even know who you two are. Are where you're at exactly!!
??? and ???2 both float down in front of me as they are humans but it takes a while for me too track their energy levels
Me: (in my head) what the hell? Who are these two?
??? is a white male with black hair full black in his right eye and green in his left eye and he's wearing a red scarf a black shirt and jeans as ???2 is a white woman but not as white as the male and she wears a jean skirt with blue leg being underneath them a black collar red shirt and blue jacket
Iron: since you don't know who we are. Quite strange we'll tell you our names. I'm Iron.
Gold: and I'm Gold.
Iron and Gold: and we're the robots that destroyed the world!
Iron: in the future for you.
Gold: what was that brother?
Iron: this Blade is different from the one we met.
Gold: oh your right. He's not a black male.
Iron: and he barely speak any words.
Me: thanks for that conversation and that confirmation of me not knowing you but why did you do this?
Gold: because the arrogation of mankind should've died a long time ago.
Me: well you ain't wrong though. But there are still some aspects of it.
Iron: we're from the future we know what happened in the future for you and past for us.
Me: let me guess. Humans became more selfish?
Iron: well you're not wrong with that answer. I mean you are correct.
Me: the arrogation of mankind it is? I see.
???: do you now?
Me: (in my head) wait that voice! Could it be?
I look up and see Dagon floating above us with Monday in his hands
Me: the hell are you doing Dagon?!
Dagon: welcome too your realm of nightmares! Or night terrors!!
Me: you took Monday. You BASTARD!!!!!
I fly at him but I reach a barrier and I try to break through it
Dagon: yeah sorry but you can't get Monday just yet. I'll be watching you.
Me: why?
Dagon: for all I know I might miss you and not see you deal with Jason or Freddy or even M3gan.
Me: those are horror movie characters. But despite M3gan being a robot she a baddie though right?
Dagon: your taste in women are very...odd.
Me: yeah yeah whatever. What do I have to do?
Dagon: take down Iron and Gold while dealing with horror characters and maybe skin walkers. Iron and Gold are each one shot so they should be easy.
Me: ok then.
I float down to the ground as Iron and Gold fly away as I chase after them and I'm immediately ducking under claws as I look behind me and see Freddy Krueger standing behind me
Me: not today!
I kill Freddy with a stare and I run towards Iron and Gold who leave a trail behind
Me: I'll save you Monday. I promise!!
I follow the trail as I dodge under every horror character icon from Jason too M3gan and I destroy them each as I grab my head finally knowing that this "realm" is actually my head and that he's taking control of my head
Me: why must he use my head? Why must he do this?
After spending 2 hours in my head I eventually destroy Iron and Gold and I bring Monday back home as Dagon disappears from my head and I do the three things on the list for Monday and once I put her to sleep the rest of us all hang out for the rest of Halloween night and in the morning Goody returns
Goody: so did you do the three things on the note I left?
Me: yes I did. So since Halloween is over let's start preparing for Thanksgiving soon.
Goody: alright then.
The chapter ends with the words "Loud House unknown" with a Halloween style theme with the words
