Back from commercial

We arrive back in the ring as Kingdom of Science member and Ishigami village's resident slimeball Ginro, who was getting ready for his first official match.

Ringmaster then announced, "Alright global television audience! Lets get ready for our next contest! Introducing first... GINRO!"

Okay Ginro, its jus your debut match. You just managed to beg Winston to give you a contract for UFW, which I didn't really want because I don't hurt myself. But you wanna make the others think you're brave, so if I win I'll still get signed to to promotion along with my brother and our friends who all have contracts. How hars can this be?

Ginro's hopes were then dashed by the lights going out, and the image of a hockey mask appears on a giant screen. The words, "Ki ki ki, ma ma ma." Rung through on the speakers.

I'm a dead man.

The crowd cheered as out comes the undisputed king of slashers.

"And his opponent... residing in camp Crystal Lake! He is the undisputed king of the slasher subgenre, JASON VOOOOORHEEEEES!" Ringmaster introduced.

Jason marched down the ring.

"Nick, what advice would you give Ginro as he comes face to face with Jason Voorhees?" Johnny asks.

"Pray for a quick squash?" Nick replies.

"If Ginro was smart he'd find a way to use his quickness and resourcefulness to get around Jason's strength and power." Johnny said.

"If Ginro wants a wrestler's contract for UFW, he'll need a miracle." Nick said

Ginro shakes in his shoes as Jason walks up the steps, every braincell he has is screaming at him to run away. Why fight for a contract for a job that he doesn't even want?

But that would just make him look like a coward and a disappointment to his friends and brother. Well more of a disappointment then he already is.

So against his better judgement, he's staying to fight. Jason steps through the ropes, referee Zooble from Amazing Digital Circus stood in the center. Why are they a referee? Well it beats sitting around the circus all day, and to get Caine off their back about not participatinging anything. "You two ready?"

Jason doesn't say a word, and Ginro looks like he's trying not to crap his pants but gives a thumbs up.

"Then fight." Zooble calls for the opening bell.

Ding!

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHh!" Ginro charges at Jason, only to slammed down with a spinebuster.

"Not a bright move there." Johnny comments, Nick shaking his head.

Ginro then gets up and goes to punch away at Jason, who takes it easily as he shows no sign of pain. After some punches that get no sold, Ginro runs the ropes only to get back body dropped out of the ring.

After he lands, "At least I'm safe." Ginro says, "Jason's a brute he can't fly."

Oh but he's sorely mistakenly, this is 2009 Jason, a survivalist. Who RUNS THE ROPES AND LEAP OVER THE ROPES AND HITS A TOPE CON HILO!!!?!?!?!!

"WHAT THE HELL!?!??" Ginro panics as he is struck by the flying linebacker in a hockey mask. The crowd goes nuts.

"Sweet Jesus!" Nick fell out of his chair.

"They say a running a Jason is the scariest Jason, but a flying Jason?!?!!" Johnny reared back, "Yeah you're out of luck."

Jason then picks Ginro fireman's carry style and carries him up the stairs and over the ropes. He smashes Ginro with a running Death Valley Driver into the southwest bottom turnbuckle.

Jason then gets up and signals for the end.

Ginro painfully pulls himself up and stumbles into Jason, who hoists him up and gets him into a tombstone piledriver position, wait three seconds and bam!

"And the Tombstone, lights out for Ginro." Johnny said.

Jason then places Ginro's hands over his chest.

Zooble then sees, "Oh its over already? That was longer than I expected." They get into position.

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Ding ding ding.

Jason stays for a minute as the music played.

"Here is your winner... JASON! VOOOOORHEEEEEES!" Ringmaster announced.

"That was a massacre." Nick said

"It really was." Johnny said.

Jason gets up as Zooble holds up his hand, and then immediately hopped out of the ring for dear life. Jason looks into the camera as the crowd cheered for his victory.

We're really glad that you're our friend! And this is a friendship that will never ever end!

Some cutesy music played as the camera then shows a cozy home setting where we see an adorable little yellow bear in a red shirt sitting in a chair with a jar of honey. "Oh, oh hello." He greets the readers. "Its your ole friend Winnie the Pooh here." Its the Disney Winnie.

"I know we had some rocky times this past couple of years, with my recent residency in the public Domain and the below average horror movie that came out of it." Winnie said, "And the semi improved sequel, but I still did some... not so kind things." Winnie gets flashbacks to the murders of Blood and Honey and B 2.

"Oh bother, I really hope that you all can forgive this ole Pooh bear for what he's done. As a bear it is a struggle to keep the monster inside, and I suppose a few lapses are to be expected." Winnie taps his head, "But as they say, Rome wasn't built in a day."

" Ole Mr. Winston was so kind to offer me a contract, and a means to atone for what the monster has done." Winnie says in his promo. "I really hope that whoever comes near the Hundred Acre Woods, don't go looking for any trouble. Because when things go crazy... he comes out." Visions of horror Winnie pop up and images of blood baths and movie kills as Winnie stares off into the distance.

"Anyway, I best be on my way. More honey to be eaten, see you all soon." He waves as the promo ends with an image of Horror Winnie and all his horror friends surrounding a flaming jar of honey.

Winston then announces from his office, "Next week, competing for the second spot in the inaugural UFW women's championship ladder match, we will have Ice Dancer Josee, Gravity Hero Ochako Uraraka, and Tomb Raider Lara Croft."

UFW PPV match card

John Wick (c) vs TBD for the UFW World Heavyweight title

Kari vs TBD vs TBD vs TBD vs TBD vs TBD in a ladder match the UFW women's championship