(Ghosts by Onlap and Lansdown)
The camera then shows the crowd of the third episode of UFW's television program. "We are live from the 2300 arena in Philadelphia, this is episode 3 of UFW!" Johnnh stated on commentary, "I'm Johnny Gomez here with my lifelong broadcast colleague, the ever reliable Nick Diamond!"
"3 episodes Johnny as of today, and already we've seen a ton of insane matches and moments!" Nick said, "And we're bound to see more as we only have two more shows before the first official UFW PPV, Continental Clash! Streaming live on PPV, Facebook, our official website, YouTube, many options to legally watch the biggest show of this young promotion!"
"Lets take a look at some of the marque matches that will be taking place." Johnny said the screen then displayed the graphics of Izuki Midoriya and Captain Henry Rhodes. "After a heinous assault on his girlfriends Tsu and Panty, which cost his other girlfriend Ochacho her qualification match last week. Deku looks to get a measure of revenge against the pety and wildly unstable Henry Rhodes in the Cell From Hell."
"Chaos and blooshed can be expected from the confines of the 20ft tall steel structure, both players will be lucky they don't crawl out of that contest with any internal bleeding." Nick said.
"Also on the card we have the 6 woman ladder match to crown the first UFW women's champion." Johnny adds, "A field which contends Angel of Hope Kari Kamiya, Sneaky Olympian Josee, and the paranoid jester Pomni. We'll see two more qualifiers stamp their ticket, and one of them will be decided right now."
Ringmaster stands in the ring, "Ladies and gentlemen, we are live from the 2300 arena for our first match of the evening! This is a triple threat qualifying match for the UFW women's championship ladder match at Continental Clash scheduled for one fall!"
(Amphibia theme)
The crowd cheered as outcomes one of the main three girls of the popular Disney Cartoon, Ringmaster introduces "First up, from Los Angeles California! Representing the Calamity Trio! Accompanied by Anne Boonchoy and Marcy Wu! Sasha! WAAAAAAYBRIGHT!"
"Kicking things off with our women's action, and the defacto leader of the Calamity Trio taking the spotlight tonight." Nick said
"Sasha is no stranger to Fandom wrestling, she got two high profile eliminations and lasted decently long in the 50 man guantlent eliminator." Johnny said.
Sasha wore her general garb as Anne and Marcy walked her down the ramp, "Woah!" Marcy mistepped and fell off the ramp, "I'm okay!" She shoots back up.
Anne tells Sasha, "You got this girl!"
"Thanks." Sasha smirked before she hops on the apron and springs over the ropes.
(Owl House theme)
And out comes another modern disney friend group.
"And her opponents first, from the Boiling Isles! Accompanied to the ring by Luz Noceda and Willow Park! AMITY! BLIGHT!" Ringmaster introduces.
Luz and Willow cheer as Amity, who sported her casual clothes as she fiddled with her abomination gloves.
"And Amity too has company down to the ring." Nick said
"The cotton candy haired star goes nowhere without her awesome girlfriend and her reunited bestie." Johnny comments.
"I'll never forgive Disney for cutting the final season of Owl House." Nick sneered as he looked away.
Johnny patted his shoulder, "Neither do all of us Nick."
Luz gave Amity a cute peck on the lips as Amity giggled before she walks up the stairs, wiping her feet on the apron before stepping through the ropes.
After that, the song stops as the crowd wonders who will join them. They found out as the speakers played Goldberg's WWE theme from 2016 onward, the crowd ooooooooos as we cut to the backstage area. Where a security guard played by backstage producer, Dead Meat editor Tim, knocks on an unmarked door.
The door then busts open, revealing... Jasper!
The crowd erupts as the hulking gem is walked down to the ring by security, each played by producers or lower card wrestlers along with Tim. Such as Carl Schliff from Dead Rising 2, Gwen from Camp Camp, and Yellow Zarcon.
Eventually, Jasper makes it to the stage as pyro goes off around her. Amity and Sasha stare her down as Jasper smirks with malice as she marches down the ramp.
Ringmaster then introduces, "And... residing just outside Beach City... iiiits... JAAAASSPEEEEEER!"
"We are in for a war." Johnny said.
"You said it Johnny." Nick replied, "Former 24/7 champion, high ranking commander in the Diamond Authority. The strength of a bear and the agility of a gazelle, a deadly combination."
"Truly, the Calamtiy Girl of Might and the Abomination specialist have their work cut out." Johnny said.
As soon as Jasper stepped over the ropes, Sasha launchef into a flurry at her. With referee Fred Jones from Scooby Doo Mystery Incorporated, calling for the bell.
Amity also joined in on the attack, before both girls were pushed away by Jasper. The big buff orange gem then launched both women out with a double back body drop to the floor, where both girls' respective factions looked over their friend.
Jasper chuckled before she ran the ropes and hit all 6 women with a somersault plancha, knocking them down like bowling pins.
"HAHAAAAAA!" Jasper cackles as she soaks in the crowd's reaction.
"How does she do that so easily?" Nick asks.
"No idea Nick." Johnny replied.
Jasper then tosses Sasha in the ring, before she gets jumped by Amity before the orange gem headbutts her to the ground. Jasper then gets up and steps over the ropes, only for Sasha halt her with a high knee before she hits Jasper with a chop block to the right leg to send her tumbling into the squared circle.
Sasha then holds up the right muscly leg of Jasper before kicking it repeatedly in the thigh before she gives Jasper a foot DDT. Sasha finishes off the sequence with a springboard moonsault, only for Jasper to upkick Sasha's face to counter.
Sasha stumbled into the ropes as Jasper kips up and nails Jasper with a running knee to her gut, she then drops Sasha with a sidewalk slam. Jasper hooks the leg, ref Fred Jones slides to the count.
"1!"
Sasha pops a shoulder up.
Jasper then gets up and catches Amity's springboard crossbody and slams her down with a bodyslam.
Jasper then deadlifts Amity and goes to deliver a snake eyes into the southwest corner turnbuckle, only for Amity slip out and hit Jasper with a superkick to knock her into the corner. Amity then ran across the ring and rebounds off the corner and into a running high knee, Amity then runs back again and goes for another knee.
Amity dodges an incoming Sasha, who hits Jasper with a running forearm. Amity then hits Sasha with a snap hurricanrana, following this up with double foot stomp.
Amity gets up and goes "WOOOOOOO!" She cheers before she gets hit by a running drop kick from Jasper that launches her into the northeast corner. Jasper then runs the ropes and hits Amity with a pounce that sends her flying out of the ring.
"Ouch." Willow winces.
Jasper gets up and eats a few kicks from Sasha to her leg before she hits a leaping spinning back kick to Jasper's head, before Sasha goes for a springboard tornado DDT. Only for Jasper to catch her and transition into a tossing falcon arrow into northwest bottom turnbuckle.
"Landing on that turnbuckle on the tailbone." Johnny winced.
"Jasper is not messing around." Nick said.
Jasper pulls Sasha out of the corner and pins her.
1.
2.
Sasha pops the shoulder.
Jasper sneers before she gets up and hits some hard kicks to the small of Sasha's back. Jasper then picks up Sasha and hits wind up double axe handle that knocks Sasha 4 feet into the air. Anne gasps as Marcy calculates the height.
Jasper then turns around and is hit by Amity with a springboard stunner, this staggers Jasper as Amity hits a series of punches to Jasper's face, a kick to her leg, a spinning back fist, and finishing off with double knee face buster.
"Fast paced combo from Amity." Johnny said.
Amity gets Jasper down to a knee before she hits Jasper with a shining wizard to send her to her back. Amity then stands back up and readies a standing moonsault, only to get upkicked so hard on the back she is sent flying through the ropes and into the arms of Luz.
The position they landed in was very suggestive and gave the Lumity fans something to cheer as the two blush profusely.
"I uh... uh-awuh... hi." Amity smiles a dopey smile.
"Hey." Luz gives an equally dopey smile.
"Uh, ladies." Willow snapped her fingers to pull them from their temporary trance.
While that happened, Jasper had gotten back up. Where she caught a Sasha knee strike and grabs her throat, the former toad commander grabs at the hand around her throat as Jasper lifts her up for a chokeslam and slams her down on the mat.
"Sasha!" Anne and Marcu cried out.
Jasper then goes for the cover.
Fred leaps into position to count, making sure both shoulders are down.
1.
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2.
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Sasha just kicks out before Fred can slam his hand down a third time.
Jasper then pushes herself up before she turns to see Amity hopping up for a springboard hurricanrana, only for Jasper to hold onto her legs as Jasper stands her ground. "Uh oh." Amity said as she was hoisted up and slammed down onto Sasha, who gets her knees up and leaving the brunt of the powerbomb solely on Amity. Luz gasps at the bump.
"And Sasha gets the knees up, avoiding the powerbombed Amity." Nick said.
"Sasha avoiding more potential damage from Jasper." Johnny said
After Amity rolls away, holding the small of her back as she reels from the unintentional powerbomb backbreaker comboination. Sasha kicks at Jasper's leg, the one she worked over before. Jasper stumbles back as she holds the leg, Sasha gets up and dropkicks it out from under her.
Jasper gets to one knee, and Sasha immediately wails shots on her face. Punching her with lefts and rights abound, Sasha finishes off her assault with a running knee off the ropes.
"Sasha doing all she can to keep the monster gem down!" Johnny said.
"Going against Jasper, you'll need to." Nick replied.
Sasha then goes over and tosses Amity out of the ring over the east ropes. Once that was done Sasha pulls Jasper over to the northwest corner hits a bottom rope moonsault! Followed by a middle rope moonsault! Sasha then climbs to the top rope and hits a high angle moonsault!
Sasha then holds her ribs, the three continous moonsaults on top of the chokeslam zapping a lot of energy.
"A trio of moonsaults! But she can't captilize!" Johnny exclaimed.
"Go for the cover Sasha!" Anne calls.
Sasha drags her body over to Jasper and gets an arm over her.
1.
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2.
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3- Jasper kicks out.
"NOOOOo! Right at 2 and 11/12!" Marcy cried.
Sasha groans as she pulls at her hair, "Sasha! Don't let up!" She hears Anne call.
"Right!" Sasha nods as she pushes herself up as Jasper gets to her knees, Sasha starts kicking away at Jasper's torso. Sasha then springs out of the northeast corner and goes for a springboard cutter-
Only for Jasper to catch her with a sleeperhold!
"Sasha gets caught!" Johnny called.
"The big orange pythons wrapped around the throat of the calamity girl!" Nick holds his own neck "The fate of many a challengers that faced her when she was 24/7 champion!"
Sasha pulls at the arm around her neck to allievate some of the pressure, but she feels her energy fading from her fast.
Jasper stands over Sasha as the blond starts to kneel under the weight of the gem, Sasha pants for air as Jasper is squeezing the oxygen out of her.
Even Luz and Willow are worried as Anne and Marcy beg Sasha to get up, the blond sees her friends and gets a fire. She pushes herself up, the gem warrior shocked that Sasha is carrying her.
But wait, whats this?!
Amity has gotten back into the match, and she's perched on the northeast turnbuckle!
"Yes!" Luz cheers.
The lavender haired girl leaps for a top rope famouser on the girls! BUT JASPER LETS GO OF THE HOLD AND ROLLS AWAY AT THE LAST POSSIBLE SECOND LEAVING SASHA THE SOLE BRUNT OF THE TOP ROPE LEG DROP!!!!!
"No!" Luz cried.
"Amity with the top rope leg drop!" Johnny exclaimed.
"Yes but she only got one!" Nick reminded him.
Amity gets up as she turns Sasha over, only for Jasper catch her in her clutches. Jasper then lifts up Amity, who tries to fight back, but gets dropped with a Jackhammer in the middle of the ring! Jasper hooks the leg.
Fred with the count.
1.
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2.
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3!
Jasper gets up as the bell rings. Her music playing as the crowd is in stunned silence.
"Here's your winner... Jasper!" Ringmaster called.
"We just witnessed carnage in its purest form." Johnny said.
"Amity and Sasha gave it their all." Nick said, "But Jasper was just too much."
Sasha and Amity were comforted by their respective friend groups, "I failed." Sasha sighed.
"Hey, you did your best." Anne pats her back.
"You're still our champion!" Marcy encouraged her.
"You okay?" Luz asks her batita.
"I feel like hot garbage." Amity holds her ribs.
"Come on, lets get you to the trainer's room." Willow said as the two groups helped their friends to the back.
Jasper stands on the ropes and asks the crowd "Who's next??!?!!!?" As we go to commercial.
Continental Clash match card
John Wick (c) vs Katsuki Bakugo for the UFW World Heavyweight title
Kari vs Josee vs Pomni vs Jasper vs TBD vs TBD in a ladder match the to crown the UFW women's champion
TBD vs TBD in the UFW World Duos championship finals
Deku vs Henry Rhodes in the Cell from Hell
Josee vs Kari Kamiya
Planned matches
Millie vs Ochacho Uraraka vs Bridgette vs Sasha Waybright vs TBD in a second chance fatal five way qualifying match
Dead Meat vs Saw Tooth and One Eye (Next week)
UFW Duos tournament bracket
A) Lin Kuei (Cyrax & Sektor) def Miguel and Tulio
B) Jaden Yuki and Chazz Princeton vs TK and ???
C) Dead Meat (James A Janese and Zoran Gvojik) vs Saw Tooth and One Eye
D) Surfers (Geoff and Brody) def Lin Kuei (Sub Zero and Smoke)
Lin Kuei vs B winner
C winner vs Surfers
Lin Kuei or B winner vs C Winner or Surfers winner in the finals
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