Minisode - The Last Day
It was the last day of school, and Lincoln was honestly just happy that he was finally getting out of Mr. Bolhofner's trailer of a classroom for the last time.
"Smell ya later, Stinkoln Cloud!" mocked a voice behind him.
Lincoln turned to glare at Chandler who just grinned back, "What? Did I hurt your sensitive feelings?"
Lincoln calmly walked up to Chandler with his hands up in front of him, "Okay Chandler, I don't know what your problem with me is, but at this point I don't even care."
Chandler chuckled, "Ooh, Lincoln Lame trying to be-"
Lincoln shoved Chandler down, grabbed the collar of his shirt with one hand, and pulled his upper half up. Lincoln glared at him as he pulled him close, "Shut it! At this point, I have beaten dragons and gods, you're NOTHING but a maggot I can just stomp on!"
Chandler saw Mr. Bolhofner walking outside the trailer and squealed, "Help, help! Lincoln's beating me up!"
Mr. Bolhofner stopped and looked inside at the two, "Is he? I'm not surprised. You've been harassing him all year." Bolhofner kept on walking, "Just don't break any bones, Loud."
Chandler started to sweat, with his last lifeline gone he meekly utterred to himself, "...uh oh."
Lincoln was unamused, "Crybullying now? Really? I know you don't have any dignity but dang. What happened to you, Chandler? Didn't you used to be popular? Didn't you used to have friends? What, did you peak in ELEMENTARY school? Did all of your friends ditch you because they wised up to how much of a jerk you are?"
Chandler gritted his teeth, "...shut up! You don't know anything!"
Lincoln snorted, "Wow, they DID ditch you. I don't blame them! You're a lousy friend! All I've ever done to you is try to be friendly and civil, but you? The second you saw me getting something for free, you took advantage of me wanting to be your friend, and I don't even know why I wanted to in the first place! Ever since then you've just been a petty and jealous jerk towards me and my friends for little reason other than people LIKE me and my friends. Meanwhile, NOBODY likes you, Chandler!" Lincoln grabbed onto his pendant that he hid under his shirt, "I bet I could make you vanish, and nobody would even care that you were gone!"
Chandler didn't have a response to that. He was dumbstruck. His mind was static with the only real thought wondering what in the world happened to Lincoln Lame to get him to take a joke so seriously.
Lincoln let go of the pendant, dropped Chandler onto the ground and walked away, "You're not worth it though. I'm done with you. If you ever try to pull some crap on me, any of my friends, or my sisters again, I will make you learn why even GHOSTS are scared of me."
With that, Lincoln left.
And nobody ever saw Chandler again.
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I really hate what the show did to Chandler. It's like they were building him up to be an actual character and then threw it all away so they could have an antagonistic force that's easy to use. Well, I decided he will not be part of this crossover...well not as he is now.