In Toon Manor; Anne was rummaging through the fridge and pulled out a bottle of Mexican Coca Cola and popped the top before drinking it.
She closed the door as Sonic appeared drinking a chocolate milkshake.
"Hey Sonic." spoke the Blue Calamity Stone Powered girl.
"Hey, where are your two girlfriends?" asked Sonic.
"I have no idea, haven't seen them this morning." Said Anne.
The two heard sneezing and turned to see Sasha and Marcy who were both very sick before Marcy sneezed.
Sonic screamed in shock before jumping out a window.
Anne however was shocked and went to her two girlfriends who were still in their PJs.
"Are you two okay?" said Anne.
"Not really. We must have come down with the common cold." said Marcy.
Sasha sneezed.
"SIX FEET AWAY FROM EACH OTHER!" yelled Sonic's voice.
"We're just going to get some chicken noodle soup." said Sasha.
Outside the mansion; Sonic was sitting out the window he jumped out of before a chiming sound was heard and he pulled out his phone and saw a text from Meek that said 'I need to see you as well as Anne, Luz, and Amity immediately'.
Sonic texted back 'On our way' before typing a text that said 'Put on hazmat suits' before sending the message to Luz and Amity.
In the Bounty Cave; Meek and Roger were sitting around the cave.
"Well, they should be here any minute now." said Roger.
Then Anne, as well as Sonic, Luz, and Amity who were in hazmat suits appeared from four poles and walked over to the two.
The meerkat cousins noticed it.
"Why're three of you in hazmat suits?" said Meek.
"Anne's two girlfriends are sick!" spoke Sonic.
"And we're worried that Anne might get sick as well." said Amity.
The cousins nodded.
"I see." said Meek.
"Good thing I got the flu shot several months ago." said Roger.
Meek nodded.
"Anyways, here's our mission." said Meek.
He tapped a key on the computer and an image of a blaster that looked like the blaster Black Manta was given in Aquaman was shown on the screen.
"Scientists have hired us to keep this invention of theirs safe." said Meek.
"Is it supposed to cure the common cold?" said Luz.
"No." said Meek.
Luz snapped her fingers in annoyance.
"Damn, this fic won't end like when Kim and Ron ended up destroying a device that cures the common cold while fighting the common cold." said Luz.
"Irony." said Roger.
Everyone nodded.
"So what's the job besides keeping the invention safe?" said Anne.
"I was able to intercept a communication that Broodwing has hired Swiss Army to retrieve the device so that he can turn it into a deadly weapon and sell it on the black market." said Meek.
Anne smirked.
"So we're keeping it safe from Broodwing and Swiss Army." said Anne.
"Exactly." said Roger.
"Where's the cyborg assassin now?" said Sonic.
"Don't know yet." Said Meek.
An alarm went off and Meek typed some stuff on the keyboard and the computer showed footage of an armored truck going down a highway and Swiss Army on a motorcycle cycle was approaching it.
The heroes gasped.
"Found him." Said Roger.
With Swiss Army; he got very close to the motorcycle and some blasters appeared which hit the back of the truck, blowing the doors open.
He pressed a button on the cycle before jumping in the truck container.
The cyborg assassin noticed a trunk and walked over to it before opening it up to reveal the same blaster that Meek's crew saw.
He chuckled.
"This is perfect, once Broodwing figures out its main function and mass produces these things, I'll be rich." said Swiss Army.
He put the blaster on his back before walking towards the exit, only to be hit by several blaster rounds and fell on the ground.
The villainous cyborg is shocked.
"WHAT THE!?" yelled Swiss Army.
He then noticed Meek, Roger, Sonic, Luz, Amity, and Anne glaring at him.
The cyborg assassin groaned.
"Awww, not you guys." said Swiss Army, "I'm trying to make a living here."
Luz chuckled.
"Yeah, you're not leaving here alive with that thing." said Luz.
Swiss Army chuckled and held up the blaster.
"Let's test that theory." said Swiss Army.
He fired a round from the blaster and the heroes avoided it.
The blast hit a comet that was approaching Earth and destroyed it.
One of the chunks then ended up hitting Moe's tavern before it was opened by Moe who was walking towards his bar.
Moe became shocked.
"OH DEAR GOD, NO!" yelled Moe.
Back with the others; Swiss Army was battling the heroes.
The cyborg aimed the blaster at Sonic who kicked it upward before a round fired up into the air, blowing a hole in the top of the armored truck.
Swiss army turned his arm into a tranquilizer gun and fired it at Sonic hitting him.
Sonic then passed out.
Swiss Army chuckled.
But then he was kicked across the face by Anne.
Anne started sniffling before sneezing on the cyborg's face.
The cyborg is shocked.
"WHAT THE HELL!" He shouted.
"Shouldn't have went in close proximity with Sasha and Marcy." said Amity.
Anne groaned.
Swiss Army aimed the blaster down on the ground and fired a round, creating a shockwave that destroyed the truck and knocked the heroes out of the vehicle while Swiss Army with a jetpack on flew off.
"Later suckers." said Swiss Army.
The others noticed and groaned.
"Damn, he got away." said Roger.
"Wasn't exactly a total loss." Meek said before holding up his phone to reveal a GPS on it, "I installed the weapon's serial number on my phone so that I can track it down."
Anne sneezed again.
"And someone's going to have to stay home." said Meek.
Anne sniffled.
"I'm fine, I can still go on a mission." Anne said nasally.
Meek shook his head.
"No you can't." said Meek, "You're going home to recuperate."
"I wouldn't even go if you called my mother." said Anne.
But Roger was already on the phone with Anne's mother.
He held the phone to Anne.
"She wants to talk to you." said Roger.
Anne gulped and grabbed the phone nervously before putting it to her ear.
"Hello?" said Anne.
Lots of angry Thai words emerged from the phone.
"You think Kim Possible had to put up with this when she went through her similar situation?" said Roger.
"Yes Mom, I will." said Anne.
She pressed the end call icon before giving Roger his phone back.
"Could someone open up a portal back home?" said Anne.
Meek pulled out a portal blaster and fired a portal into the living room of Toon Manor open before Anne walked into it as it closed up.
With Swiss Army; he flew into a hallowed out canyon before landing on the ground as his jetpack disappeared.
He walked into a laboratory where Broodwing was waiting.
"Did you get the weapon?" said Broodwing.
Swiss Army pulled out the blaster and set it on a table.
"Do I ever disappoint?" said Swiss Army.
Broodwing smirked.
"You never do." Broodwing said as he pulled out a huge stack of cash and gave it to Swiss Army.
Swiss army grinned but soon felt something.
Broodwing noticed it.
"Are you okay?" said Broodwing.
But before Swiss Army could properly answer, he sneezed.
"What the?" asked Swiss Army as he groaned.
"The fuck?" said Broodwing.
"Oh great, that Boonchoy girl gave me her illness." said Swiss Army.
Interview Gag
Anne was in the confessional sneezing non stop.
End Interview Gag
"The Booncho-"Broodwing said before becoming confused, "Wait a minute, how can you even get sick, aren't you a robot?"
Swiss Army groaned.
"I'm wondering that myself!" He said.
The cyborg assassin sneezed.
Broodwing shook his head.
"Well whatever the reason, you're going to bed so that I won't get sick. Plus you won't get the second half of your money until I mass produce thousands of these blasters." said Broodwing.
Swiss Army nodded and sneezed
"This blows." Swiss Army said as he walked off before sneezing again.
"In the mean time I'd better find someone else to help me out." said Broodwing.
He pulled out a smartphone and started doing some work on it looking at other villains.
He groaned as some are deceased.
"Great." said Broodwing.