-Charisma is too OP. PLEASE NERF!-
Looking through my stats, I wonder what I should focus on. I always wanted to cast spells, but I play mages in almost any RPG. Something else, then?
STR: 10
CON: 15
DEX: 8
INT: 12
WIS: 5
LCK: 20
CHA: 45
Available Points: 65.
Why is my Charisma so high anyway? Do I get anything for reaching the 50 threshold? Hmm…
Well, if only for the sake of trying, I'll dump 5 points into it to get to that mark and see if I get anything at all. With my mind made up, I touch the arrow for assigning points, and press confirm-
50 Points assigned to CHA!
I used the x10 option instead of x1, didn't I?
…
Might as well.
5 Points assigned to CHA!
Your Charisma stat has reached 100! A Perk has been assigned!
The Bard's Charm.
No matter what you do or where you go, there's always this aura of seduction and pure attraction around you. You could get the BBE to drop her panties for you with honeyed words, or even make a Dragon bend over and beg for your spawn. The possibilities are endless, my friend!
You're also incredibly easy to get along with, and you find convincing people as simple as breathing.
I'm going to put my other 5 points into LCK, because I'm going to fucking need it.
Now, since I messed up and became the equivalent of an 'All bark, no bite' – only that instead of insults, I throw out… peace offerings? I don't know – I thought 'Well, since I'm so charismatic and all, maybe I can just convince the Fallen to NOT start shit in Kuoh?
''Fuck yes!''
So, of course, I did my best to stalk around Kuoh's church and took the opportunity to try and talk things over with the big bad Raynare when I found her going out alone.
''That's it! Harder, you human thrash~!'' Raynare calls out. Her voice trembling with desire. Every time I thrust into her from the back, she throws back her plump and round ass to meet me in the middle.
At her petition, I grab her long and beautiful black hair and twist it around my fist. Pulling it back makes her scream in ecstasy, and her body follows suit. She gets so damn tight I fear my dick will torn off, but instead it only helps to make me unload deep inside her Fallen Angel cunt.
''How… how the fuck…?'' I breathe out harshly as I look at her trembling body. Her well-fucked pussy drips with her juices and my cum, while her clawed fingers grip the wood of the forest we were fucking in.
Seriously, we are not even that far from the abandoned church!
I turn my attention to Raynare, who has recovered already. She turns to me, and I'm this close to begging for my life. Yet, I don't even have time to do so as her face contorts in a seductive smirk, a lot softer than the scowl she first had when I met her… like 20 minutes ago.
''Hmm… Forget the stupid mission.'' Even her tone of voice changed!
Her clawed hand softly grasps my half-hard cock, and her smirk widens. She even kisses me on the cheek, and… are those hearts in her eyes? I don't have time to check before she whispers into my ear.
''Up for round two, pipsqueack? I sure as hell am…~'' Even if I don't see it, I definitively feel her smirk as her words get me to full mast again. Are those hearts in her eyes?
I'm… going to need some points for CON.
How the fuck did I end up as leader of the Grigori?
Looking at the paperwork on my desk, I can't help but wonder what kind of gamer adventure this is, because when I plowed Raynare in the woods a month ago, this is certainly NOT what I had in mind.
For all that is holy, Kokabiel's defection didn't even happen! I just saw him walking around the facility and told him some generic bullshit about 'Glad having someone like you around'. I was fucking joking! A sarcastic quip he won't understand since I saw him betray the Grigori in the Anime!
Oh, but guess what? 6 damn words out of my mouth was enough for his whole plan to be absolutely SCRAPPED, and now he just diligently trains the low-ranked Fallen to become more, to be better.
He also comes to drink some tea from time to time- That's not the point!
I'm already one week into this 'Leadership' thing, and… I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. I'm barely scraping by thanks to Penemue being an absolute angel and explaining shit to me like I was a toddler.
Apparently, I have a meeting with THE Serafall Leviathan; since she's in charge of all the Foreign Affairs among the Devils.
Azazel was the one supposed to suffer through this shit. Yet, again, two simple sentences about controlling the Grigori better so we don't have any kind of 'rogue element' that may put us all on any shitlist was all he needed to go 'Oh yeah, you are certainly leader material.'
Looking at my stats, I don't hesitate to put the points I've been collecting this past week directly into CHA. I already put enough in CON to deal with my apparently ever-growing harem of Fallen girls. Especially Raynare.
That woman is a freak.
Assign 200 stat points into CHA?
I'm not taking any chances, do it.
200 points assigned to CHA!
STR: 50
CON: 200
DEX: 40
INT: 20
WIS: 5
LCK: 50
CHA: 500
Knock, Knock, Knock.
Just in time, it seems. Man, I really hope this is enough.
''Please, come on in.'' I try to maintain a polite tone as I intertwine my fingers. None other than a gorgeous, black-haired woman with blue eyes walks in. A professional mask on her face and an air of power all around her. She's dressed in a business outfit. All black and buttoned, with long pants that really accentuate her legs.
Serafall Leviathan herself. I don't even bother to look at her stats, I already know I'm 100% outmatched here. So, I'm praying to anyone listening that this meeting doesn't go to shit.
Her eyes suddenly laser-focus on me, her expression is perfectly still and unreadable, and I respond in kind however I can. Then, she walks to my desk before slamming her hand down on it. Oh fuck-!
After almost breaking my desk in half, she points a finger at me, and with a commanding voice, she speaks. ''I demand Sex!''
…
This is my fucking life from now on, isn't it…?
Could be worse.
-Dungeon Slayer? Nah, Dungeon Layer-
Walking through the… bee-themed dungeon? I know that I'm in a Hive, nothing else, but judging by the gold-colored honey, I shouldn't be in one of those 'flesh-eating bees' Hives, since this thing doesn't smell like a rotten corpse.
Yes, those bees exist. I'm not even joking.
Sword in hand, I walk through the corridors, and it's not long after that I find my first opponents. Three humanoid bees. Two of them look a bit tougher. With a big torso covered by hard, yellow, and black chitin armor.
Their legs look thin and fragile, and I doubt this small corridor is enough for them to fly around, the same goes for the arms, but in this case, they carry weapons made of a strange material, dripping with a green liquid that I assume is poison.
The most unnerving part must be the heads, since they look just like bees, their mandibles move and articulate in a language I can't understand, but by the way both of them raise their weapon, I don't need much explanation.
''Alright, come at me then!'' I shout, yet I'm the one running in their direction. With a burst of Sprint, I try to swiftly take the head off one of the bees. It proves ineffective, as the soldier intercepts my blade with the handle of their spear.
Knowing I'm not getting anywhere like this, and seeing the other soldier from the corner of my vision ready up a strike, I fold my resistance, making the bee I clashed with stumble, a perfect moment for me to turn my empty hand to the other solider before it can strike.
''Fireball!'' Flames ignite across my hand as a torrent of orange fire engulfs the insect. It can't even let out a scream, as its whole body gets scorched and turned to ash.
Not out of danger yet, I turn to the remaining soldier bee that screeches and brazenly charges at me with murder on its mind. Its efforts prove futile, as I charge a Power Fist in my empty hand.
Spear meets fist, and not only do I break his weapon in half with my bare hand, but I have more than enough power left in the Skill to pierce its chest. Once my hand goes through the chitin, it's easy enough for it to pierce the entire torso.
Silently, I pull out my hand, taking note of the black blood, and now that the bee's body has nothing to hold onto, it falls to the ground.
You have Leveled Up!
You have Leveled Up!
I only take a glance at the screen before looking at the remaining bee who stayed out of the fight. It's just now that I noticed this one is… different.
For once, she looks a lot more like a human than the other two. It- no. She is wearing a brown dress covered in white fur, with a long, white skirt. Unlike the other two, this one actually has the… abdomen, right? At the back but no stinger in sight. I can't see much of her legs, but her feet have two pointy ends resembling a foot, only that covered in hard, black chitin.
Now, her body looks like a very beautiful girl, curvy and plump in all the right areas. Turning to look at her face, she doesn't even have mandibles. She has brown hair, for some reason. And besides the antenna on her head, the yellow skin tone, and her black sclera, she just looks like a girl.
Oh, and she looks like she's about to cry.
''Please, don't kill me!'' She panickedly shouts, her whole body trembling as she takes a look at the corpses of the soldier bees.
She can talk. The dungeon monster can talk.
Beeina. Lv 8.
Race: Beehoid.
Title: Princess Bee.
Beeina is the sole daughter of the Queen Bee. She was being escorted to her mother by her personal guards before you showed up and merc'd them. She's currently terrified of losing her life to the Invasor of the Hive.
Oh fuck.
I can see tears about to fall from her eyes. Clutching my sword, I take a deep sigh and sheate it at my hip. Then, I get close to the girl and offer her my hand.
''Please, don't cry…!'' Man, I'm not good at this. How am I supposed to reassure a girl if I just killed her guards in front of her?! ''Beenia, that's your name, right? I won't kill you, but you must take me to the Queen.''
The girl looks at me for a moment, and then her eyes widen in sudden realization. She takes a good look at me before… blushing. What?
''A-ah… Of course! I'll take you to Mother. I… I didn't expect this day to come like this…'' Her body stops trembling, but she looks really embarrassed for some reason. Then, she nods a few times before taking my hand with her soft one and starts guiding me through the wax-made corridors.
Did I hear her whisper 'With a human, no less.' Or was that my imagination?
After walking a few minutes with Beeina, I'm absolutely weirded out by the lack of soldier bees attacking me. Not only are they not trying to take my life, but they look… awfully happy? Like something really good happened.
A big set of doors greet us, and the two guards stationed at them bow before opening them. It's of note that Beeina hasn't let go of my arm the entire time.
Entering what appears to be a royal court, I can hear all manner of whispering from bee-girls that have the same characteristics as Beeina, only that… slightly different? Like a shorter pair of antennae.
''I can't believe a human came for our princess…'' ''Right?! This has never happened before!'' These, among other things, are what I manage to hear.
What are they even blabbering about?
My attention gets drawn to the middle of the room. In a big throne made of gold… or is that honey? Is a beautiful woman that looks similar to Beeina. Only that a lot taller, standing at about two meters and with four arms instead of two, and she's dressed in a beautiful gold and black dress, with a silver tiara on her head.
I have to say, she definitively has the royal, and milf look to a T.
''Human warrior. I welcome thee to my Queendom. I have already been informed by my advisors of your intentions, and while unorthodox, I'm willing to accept them.'' She speaks in an airy voice, authoritative and kind of seductive at the same time.
Out of respect or… awkwardness, I bow my head to her in respect, which gets me a wide-eyed look for some reason. A quick look with Observe tells me her name is Titania. Addressed by her subjects as 'Queen Bee' and sometimes by 'Mother Bee'.
''My thanks, Queen Titania. My name is Zatren, Fumigami Zatren, and I would love for this to be resolved in a peaceful way.'' Even if I don't know what she means by 'my intentions', I'm not just going to mindlessly kill a sentient race for exp.
Why do I hear even more scandalized whispering? Was I disrespectful? Even Beeina was looking at me with wide eyes, and her blush got even worse.
''Fufufu…'' The Queen's face contorts from surprise to a teasing smirk. ''I knew humans were greedy… but to take the Queen along with the Princess? How scandalous.''
Wait, what?
My confusion must be showing in my face because Titania just looks extremely amused and eager. ''For Beehoids, names are a sacred thing. To give your own after proving yourself against some of my strongest guards, and to utter mine and my daughter's name…''
Her smugness reaches the very top as she looks at me like a snack. Licking her lips and everything. ''It may as well be a marriage proposal…''
…
Again, what?
I don't even notice when Beenia takes me directly in front of the Queen, but my eyes widen as that same Queen takes my face in her hands softly, only to plant a passionate kiss directly into my lips.
Unironically, it tastes like sweet nectar or honey. Her tongue finds mine and dominates it in her little game before she suddenly lets me gasp for air.
''Hope you know what you got yourself into, dear husband'' She mutters into my ear before presenting me to her daughter.
Beenia is no different, in the way that she also takes my lips with her own. Only that her kiss is a lot softer and innocent. It doesn't last long either, but it's certainly packed with affection.
Finally, I'm able to fucking process the events that just happened, and I look at Titania, who is seductive and provocative with every little action she makes, giving me a lustful look. Then, I look at Beenia, who has that same fire of passion in her eyes, but with a lot more innocent and cutesy mannerisms.
…
Screw it. I'm marrying the bees.
You cannot stop me.
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Author's Note:
I know, I know. No chapter and just two Omakes (hope you had a good laugh, at least). This is important, please read ahead. I'll put the same message I did for my Discord Server.
Alright. So, I feel this is something that concerns everyone reading my fic, and the fact is: Gaming Badly in DxD is going into an undefined Hiatus.
Now, let me explain; I royally fucked up something while cleaning my pc. Smoke came out, and now the PSU (Power Supply Unit) is burnt and fucked.
I had MOST of my DxD notes in there, and the next chapter finished too... If I'm lucky, nothing else got fucked and I have all my notes, but until then? Not much I can do...
Now, just because Zatren is taking a break, doesn't mean the world is!
I have another PC. A lot worse and older than my own (Windows 8, kek) but it will do for now since...
I'm working on a little something.
We can't have Player One, without Player Two, right?
There's no bad gaming, people! Just Gaming Badly... in RWBY?
Eh, I'll make it work.
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