So I've pitched this idea around to a couple of people that I'd thought would be interested in having ago at it, but obviously they weren't really interested in it, so, I've decided to make it into a One-Shot, just to inspire others to write more of these crossovers.

A Maelstrom's Venture

Chapter 1

Pilot

20 Years Before Canon

Right Now, Molotov Cocktease was in pain, why, because right now she was in Japan, giving birth to her first born child, now you're probably wondering how did such a top Russian Agent get pregnant in the first place, well, it turns out she had spent a night with Brock Samson, though because of this she now has to deal with giving birth, raising the child and accepting the punishment from her superiors for such a lack of judgement.

Though while giving birth, outside was a Maelstrom, practically splitting the heavens open with it's thunderous noises, though right now, Molotov was focusing more on the child she was bringing into the world.

Before long the storm had passed and her child was brought into the world, where he had spiky blond hair on his head, showing that her father's spiky hair was still going strong, though obviously so was Brock's, along with a pair of deep blue eyes peering at her.

The moment those innocent blue eyes landed on her, she was struck, at that moment, her maternal instincts had kicked in, with her giving her baby boy unconditional love like any mother would.

Hugging her child, causing the baby to laugh and giggle, like any innocent baby would, she whispers to herself, "My baby boy, from now on, until you're ready, I'll protect you, teaching you everything I know about the world you're in and how to survive it, while also train you in self-control, since I'm sure you'll be just as emotional as your father." She finishes with a smile.

Though she soon noticed a few of the doctors talking about the storm that appeared during the birthing process, with one of the Japanese doctors eating a bowl of ramen, with a fishcake in the man's chopsticks, where due to her training and lessons, she understood what they were saying, which caused her to smile, "Yes, you'll be a strong young man when you're older, which is why I'll name you Naruto, after the Maelstrom that had just passed during you're birth, but you'll always be my little fishcake." She soon states, where she then rubs her cheek against the now named, Naruto.

20 Year Montage

For the past 20 years, Naruto can say he had a very interesting upbringing, first was his childhood, where his mother had brought him up as any loving mother would, but she was also pretty strict when it comes to things like lessons, teachings and trainings, now don't get him wrong, she still loved and cared for him, but he knew he'd need the right amount of training and knowledge in order to survive such a messed up world.

So his mother, just like she had promised, had taught him everything she knew, from training, studying and meditation, he soaked everything up like a sponge, which his mother was proud of, at one point she had took Naruto with her to locate a mythical item, but due to it being Naruto's first mission, there was bound to be a few "hiccups" along the way, where at some point, Naruto had cut his hand on the item, where his blood had activated it, causing three things to happen:

1. Naruto now has a healing factor, capable of healing any and all wounds, along with healing him of any ailments that could cause him afflictions in the future, like viruses, poisons and diseases.

2. Naruto became stronger and more agile than before, his reflexes are more heightened than before, where once he reaches maturity he'll possess a swimmer-type body, but with a bodybuilder's strength, allowing him to have the perfect balance of speed and strength, not to mention endurance and stamina.

3. Naruto had also gained 3 whisker-like markings on his cheeks, giving him a more animalistic appearance, which gives him a more intimidating look when he glares in rage, making people hesitant, making their "fight or flight" instinct kick in.

After that, Molotov was 50/50 on how to feel about such a change to her son, where on one hand, he can survive practically anything, making her relieved that he wasn't killed by the item, but she was also angry at Naruto for doing such a foolish thing, as well as causing their mission to fail, which she then trained him into the ground, making him understand the importance of having patience and using his head more.

He soon reached the age of 16, where she reluctantly took him to a brothel in order to have the girls "teach" him how to please and seduce women, along with looking for any "signs" that may or may not cause him trouble in the future, while being thankful that she doesn't have to worry about Naruto picking anything "up" from the girls due to his healing factor, so Naruto had retained all the knowledge that the girls had given him, with them enjoying his company and like having him around, but unfortunately for them (and Naruto to an extant), both Naruto and Molotov had to leave, with Molotov being thankful that the girls had also taught Naruto about safesex, since she didn't want to go into detail about such things with her own son, so she was thankful for that.

Present Time

Right now, both Naruto and his mother were headed to Africa, where their assignment was to grab David Bowie's panda and return it back to him, though as it turned out they had to save Naruto's biological father, Brock Samson, from a tarpit, though Naruto was out of sight, the unfocused and chemical-induced Brock had still managed to noticed Molotov, who then knocked him back out with a kick to the face.

Where Naruto then helps his mother by taking Brock to a motel in order to get the man cleaned up, Naruto looks at the man in the tub, "Ya know what mom, I think I'll stick around Brock and his group for a while, since you must admit, this is practically the first time that I'm meeting him and everything."

With Molotov looking towards her son, "I suppose it is time for you to get to know Brock, and the people he works for, not to mention it will give you time to interact with them." She soon moves towards Naruto, giving him a hug, "Just know that I will miss you my boy, my assignments are going to become dull from here on out." Which causes both to smile at, since Naruto did bring some fun to the missions that they took together.

Though Naruto was thankful for the training from his mother, he was actually glad that she didn't brainwash him or have any hidden commands in his head that she can use on him, since she allowed him the freedom to choose his own path.

Naruto soon pulls away from the hug, "Thanks mom, I'll be sure to keep in touch with you with the usual communications."

Both soon hears groans from the tub, "Looks like your father is starting to wake up, you may need to leave the room until we've completed our usual "greeting" towards each other." She states with a smirk, causing Naruto to moan at her meaning, but leaves them to do their thing.

While outside, he hears the fighting inside, all the while he patiently waits for them to finish, where he then goes into one of his pockets and pulls out a pack of gum, taking a stick of gum and starts chewing it, enjoying the Blueberry flavour of the gum, which he's basically stating that just because he's Brock Samson's son, doesn't mean he'll be smoking like him, not to mention the cigs causing fingers to stain and causing bad breath and a bunch of other stuff that his healing factor wouldn't be able to heal.

After a certain number of minutes, with Brock yelling about the chastity belt that Molotov was wearing, since it turns out her punishment was to wear it after a certain number of years, making it where Naruto is pretty much her only child.

But things soon quietened down, "knock! knock!" With Naruto knocking on the door, "Hey, has everything settled now, can I come back in!" He soon asked from the other side of the door, not wanting to see anything from the pair, considering how they are his parents and what 19 year old would want to see their parents going at it, even if one of them was wearing a chastity belt.

Soon Molotov stated, "One moment Naruto, Brock is almost finished in the bathroom, then you can come in after I explain a few things to him."

Where Brock did as such, missing a few things since he was "busy" in the bathroom, where Molotov began talking, "Brock, do you remember about 20 years ago, when we first made love, just after you took my eye."

Catching Brock's attention, "Yeah, I remember, it was the reason why you had to wear your chastity belt afterwards." With her nodding.

Molotov soon continued, "Well, something else had happened during that moment, You can come in now Naruto." She soon called out to the door.

Which opened up, allowing Naruto to walk into the room, letting Brock see him for the first time, though right now, Brock had his guard up, considering he was now in the room with two mercenaries/assassins, though he couldn't help but see something familiar about Naruto.

Molotov saw the look, knowing that what will happen next would be highly amusing for her, "Brock, allow me to introduce my son, Naruto Samson, though I guess I should say, our son."

Now Brock looked shocked and in a state of panic, though, granted he had fooled around in most of the places in over the world, hell, he might be a father 100X over in different places, but to have one of his offspring appear before him was unheard of for him.

Naruto looks towards the man, he sees the state the man was in, knowing his mother had pretty much pulled a prank on his father, so, like his mother, there was only one thing to say, "Hey dad." With a smirk on his face, which also caused his mother to smirk as well, knowing that Naruto had practically "inherited" her sense of humour.

Brock on the other hand had no idea what to do at this point, though luckily Naruto saved him from such a thing, "While I'm pretty sure you want us to explain everything, it might be better to wait until after we've saved your friends."

Brock soon snapped out of his shock, standing up and looking at the smaller blond before him, "We're gonna have a paternity test when all of this is over."

Which causes Molotov to giggle at such a thing, while Naruto smirks at the notion, "Sure thing pops." Which causes Brock's eye to twitch, since it reminds him of the Venture boys calling Rusty that.

Though Brock soon states, "Don't call me that, I'm uh, not overly fond of that." With that out of the way, the 3 began planning their attack and rescue of the Venture family, with Molotov telling Brock that Naruto will be staying with him for a while, just so the two can get to know each other, and possibly spar with each other, since Naruto has a healing factor so he should be able to survive, pull himself back together and regenerate from anything Brock throws at him.

Now starts Naruto's life with Brock and the Venture Family, with the boys possibly seeing Naruto as a big brother figure, not to mention the adventures Naruto will have with them, though making sure that Rusty doesn't try any of his experiments on him, considering the man didn't get his doctorant and was a dropout, so Naruto doubts even his healing factor would survive anything that Rusty may throw at him.

The End.

There you have it, my idea of a Naruto/The Venture Bros. Crossover, I hope everyone has enjoyed this idea and that it inspires others to write their version of it.

As for the pairing(s) I'll leave that up to whoever adopts, since there are quite a few girls on the show that everyone would want Naruto to date, who knows, maybe he'll have a harem, but like I said, it'll be up to whoever adopts.

I Don't Own Naruto Or The Venture Bros.