heya, smooth here. ik, ik, its been what? a good few months since i last logged on? eh… school is hard, i guess? well, i'm back… and now addicted to the hunger games
anyway, i recently drew peach as a guy and got the idea to make this fic, so i hope you enjoy :]
-mr. smooth
[Group Name: Everyone's Here]
IM_DAISY: WHO WAS IT? I NEED ANSWERS AND I NEED THEM NOW
notlucas: w-whats wrong
loneliNess: 1. how do u manage to stutter on texts? and 2. HOW DO U NOT KNOW?
notlucas: i've been i-in my room all m-morning… the tylenol's not kicking in
Rosa: i'm changing my name to roso
Rosa: ;)
IM_DAISY: THIS ISN'T FUNNY. I'M ALREADY GOING TO VILLA'S TO BORROW AN AXE FOR WHOEVER HAS CAUSED THIS TRAVESTY!
loneliNess: id love to help u, this long hair things definitely not for me
Rosa: violence isn't the answer…
notlucas: long hair…? just tell me w-what's happened…
Samus_Aran: WHO'S THE LITTLE SHIT WHO GAVE ME A DICK?
notlucas: what…?
Rosa: violent words aren't the answer…
Samus_Aran: WHEN I FIND YOUR ASS, I'LL MAKE IT LOOK LIKE A MERCY COMPARED TO WHAT RIDLEY DID TO MY PARENTS
lonelieNess: i was abt to say we've been gender swapped and it's annoying as hell, but samus summed it up pretty well too
notlucas: …
not lucas: oh no
lonliNess: WHAT?!
Rosa: WHAT?!
IM_DAISY: WHAT?!
notlucas: i m-may have made an oopsie :|
Samus_Aran: IT WAS YOU, WASN'T IT?! I HOPE YOUR FUNNY ASS CAN RUN, BECAUSE MY GUNS ARE READY TO KILL A LITTLE SHIT NAMED LUCAS
Rosa: i thought we agreed no cursing for the kids' sake…
[Group Name: smash girlies]
STAY_PEACHY: oh… seeing the group name hurts
IM_DAISY: it does! i'm wailing again
Lucina: What's wrong?
Rosa: remember how lucas had a horrible headache after dinner yesterday?
Lucina: Oh no! Poor little Lucas! I knew he'd be sensitive to the spice in my father's stew!
Rosa: apparently, his psi powers get all messed up when he's sick
Rosa: so after he fell asleep, his powers started working up
Rosa: and instead of shooting in a collective shot like usual, they spread around the mansion like gas and changed everyone who it touched to the opposite gender
Lucina: Oh, what trouble!