At Toon Manor; Sledge snuck into the mansion before running out with the blaster.
"Got it, and only with one sneeze from the hedgehog." said Sledge.
He made a jet pack appear before flying off.
Later; a Zoom call was happening.
"Now who do we send?" said Luz.
"How's about Norville Shaggy Rogers?" said Ripper.
Everyone glared at Ripper.
"And possibly get one of the most insanely stupidly powerful people in the universe get sick, are you crazy?" said Anne.
Ripper became confused.
"Shaggy is the most powerful human in the universe?" said Ripper.
"YES!" everyone but Ripper and Axel yelled.
"That's ridiculous." said Ripper.
"Have you seen those Ultra Instinct Shaggy memes online? In fact, Warner Bros basically confirmed that there is such a thing in their Smash Bros knockoff Multiversus." said Amity.
"There's no way that any human can get god level powers." said Axel.
"You should have seen what happened the last time Shaggy got the common cold." said Sonic.
Flashback
Shaggy was in his bed with the cold and Sonic who was in a hazmat suit over some Iron Man armor walked into the room with a bowl of soup.
"Soup's ready." said Sonic.
Shaggy grabbed the soup.
"Thanks man." said Shaggy.
He ate some and started sniffling.
Sonic became shocked and pulled out a walkie talkie and spoke into it.
"HIT THE DIRT, SHAGGY'S ABOUT TO SNEEZE!" yelled Sonic.
Everyone panicked.
Meanwhile on Planet Zeenu; Doorkus was to his home with a bag of groceries.
A sneeze was heard and Doorkus's house broke apart.
Doorkus was shocked.
"MY HOUSE!" Doorkus yelled angrily.
End Flashback
"He actually unleashed a sneeze that destroyed one specific house on a planet millions of lightyears away?" said Ripper.
"That was just less then one percent of his power." Roger.
Ripper became pale as his eyes became all white as his jaw dropped and Axel's jaw dropped open to the ground from that shock.
"So yeah, there's no way we're sending Shaggy, only as a last resort." said Sonic.
The group did some thinking.
Meanwhile at Broodwing's hideout; Sledge had returned the blaster to the lab and was laughing.
"At last, this blaster is ours again, nothing can stop us now." said Sledge.
But then he started sniffling before sneezing, shocking him.
Later; Sledge was bed ridden as Fury was talking to him.
"You just rest master, I'll see to it that nothing happens to the blaster." Fury said not noticing that Ben Tennyson as Big Chill came by with the blaster in hand.
"Well if that does happen, then you might as well make sure you have a lacky with you." said Sledge.
"One step ahead of you." said Fury.
A doorbell sound was heard and Fury walked to the main door and saw a man in glasses, a white shirt underneath a brown jacket, blue khakis, and black shoes.
"Hi I'm Jeff, from the temp agency, ready to get to work." the man known as Jeff said.
"Any evil experience?" said Fury.
"No, I worked in a criminal defense law firm." said Jeff.
"Eh, close enough." said Fury.
Meanwhile at Toon Manor; Ben was also sick and in his bed sneezing.
"God damn, someone should have told me there'd be sickness involved." Ben said not noticing that Fury and Jeff snuck by his bedroom window with the blaster.
He looked outside in shock.
"Aw great." said Ben.
Later; another Zoom call was happening, but Roger was nowhere in sight.
"Wait, where's Roger?" said Meek.
Another screen appeared to reveal Roger was in another room with a Navage Nasel Care device he was using on his nose.
"Sorry, sorry, I'm here now." said Roger.
Everyone saw what Roger was using.
"What the hell is that?" said Amity.
"A Navage Nasel Care device. It's basically an electric netty pot." said Roger.
He removed it from his nose.
"Okay, there we go. Surprisingly feels good. A bit odd at first, but you get used to it." said Roger.
"Can't be that odd, I've dealt with lots of unusual things before, but then again-"Amity said before Anne pulled out another Navage Nasel Care and stuck it in Amity's nose, making her groan as her sinuses were rinsed out before it was removed and the witch covered up her nose and glared at the Thai girl, "WHAT THE HELL MAN!?"
Anne chuckled.
"Oh you baby, it isn't that bad. It's just cleaning out whatever stuck snot, mucus, or anything else is trapped in your nasel canal." said Anne.
Amity groaned in disgust.
"Why?" said Amity.
"Why not?" said Anne.
"But who do we send into Broodwing's lair this time?" said Meek.
Everyone was thinking.
Luz pulled out a piece of paper and put on a pair of reading glasses and looked at the paper.
"Okay, so far we had Ripper who did the job on his own go first." Said Luz.
Everyone noticed the glasses and became shocked.
"Wait, Luz has reading glasses? I thought I was the only one in this group who had a pair." Said Roger.
Luz chuckled.
"You don't know everything about me." Said Luz.
She looked at the list.
"Then we agreed to send Axel because we assumed she wouldn't get sick due to her survival training." Said Luz.
Everyone nodded.
"And look at where that got us." Said Amity.
Luz nodded.
But then the group noticed Ripper and Axel making out with each other and groaned in disgust.
"Really, while fighting the common cold?" said Sonic.
Axel glared at Sonic.
"It's the perfect time." said Axel.
"Well I'm out." said Roger.
His screen turned off followed by Meek, Sonic, Luz, Amity, and Anne's screens.
Axel groaned.
"Of course." said Axel.
With the villains; Fury was also sick and bed ridden and watching Girl Meets World.
He sneezed before pulling out a phone and dialed a number.
A split screen appeared and on the other end was Broodwing who picked up his phone.
"Hello?" said Broodwing.
"Can you believe that Eric Matthews became the mayor of a fictional New York and Canadian Province of Quebec town after the supporters of his opponent died in a landslide?" said Fury.
Brooding nodded.
"I know right!" said Broodwing.
"Couldn't be weirder than when he became a senator." Said Fury.
"I wouldn't be to surprised if there's another spinoff where it's revealed that Eric somehow became president of the United States through some comical yet very coincidental mishaps." Said Broodwing.
Fury nodded.
"Neither would I." Fury said not noticing that the Teen Titans snuck by with the blaster in hand.
"Think Eric has a girlfriend?" asked Broodwing.
"Who knows?" Said Fury.
Back at the mansion; the Titans were also sick and sneezed loudly as Sonic appeared and became annoyed.
"All five of you?" Said Sonic.
Beast Boy sneezed.
That sneeze turned him into a Hammer Head Shark.
"It's not our fault." said Beast Boy.
He sneezed again turning into a lion.
"Yeah, I'm just going to leave you be." Sonic said before leaving.
Beast Boy sneezed again and turned into a giant cobra.
"God damn." Beast Boy said as Fury's temp worker as well as Megavolt ran by the mansion with the blaster in hand.
Later back at Broodwing's lair; Megavolt was also sick as all the villains were being taken care of by Jeff wearing a face mask, but all failed to notice Jack Sullivan sneaking by with the blaster in hand.
Later; Jack was sick as well and playing video games on an XBox series X and didn't notice that Jeff and Quackerjack ran by with the blaster in hand.
Later back at Broodwing's lair' Quackerjack was also sick with the other villains who all failed to notice that Hunter snuck by with the blaster.
Later; Hunter was in his bedroom sick as Jeff and Bushroot snuck by with the blaster.
However the Plant villain became sick and no one noticed that Gwen and Gwen Tennyson snuck in to get the blaster.
But then the two girls became sick as well as Jeff and Liquidator ran by with the blaster and Sonic noticed.
"Okay, this is starting to get really annoying." said Sonic.
He sneezed.
"Oh you're one to talk. You also got sick as a result of the weapon." said Gwen Tennyson.
"I know that, everyone's been getting sick due to exposure to the blaster." said Sonic.
Sonic did some thinking.
"Wait a minute." Sonic said before the whole conversation changed to a zoom call with Meek, Roger, Luz, Amity, and Anne and Sonic looked at Meek, "Were those scientists by chance sick when they hired you for the job?"
Meek was confused then realized something.
"Now that you mention it, I did just get security footage from the lab before we took the job." said Meek.
He tapped a button on a keyboard and on screen was security footage of the blaster being completed as a group of scientists were coughing violently.
Everyone was shocked.
"You've got to be kidding me." said Amity.
"But I got sick from Sasha and Marcy." said Anne.
Roger did some thinking.
"I think because the three of you have calamity powers it also boosted the strength of your common cold and the scientists germs that were on the blaster, thereby getting anyone who was near the blaster sick as well." said Roger.
Everyone gasped.
"Okay, all bets are off, the next person we send will be the last because he or she will destroy the blaster instead of getting it back." said Luz.
Amity nodded.
"I'm all for that." Said Amity.
"Question is, who?" Said Meek.
Then the front door of Toon Manor opened up and Lincoln entered carrying a G11 Pro Game Box.
"Alright, now to see what all is in this bad boy." Lincoln said as he walked by.
Everyone looked at each other.
"Found our solution." Said Sonic.
Everyone glared at Sonic.
"What, he's the first person we saw." Said Sonic.
Everyone nodded.
"Okay, I can see your point." said Roger, "The only issue I have is sending a twelve year old to do the job we're supposed to do."
Sonic scoffed.
"Rog, we already sent the Tweebs and Jack Sullivan of all people to get the blaster different times." said Sonic.
"Okay, good point." said Roger.
Later; Lincoln now in a face mask was a part of the zoom call as devices similar to the regulators from Sonic Prime appeared in front of him.
"Attach those to your hands and feet, they should be of use to you when breaking into Broodwing's lair." said Meek.
Lincoln nodded.
"Okay." said Lincoln.
He put the devices on his hands and feet before gloves similar to a mix between Sonic's Boscage Maze gloves and his New Yolk City gloves appeared and his shoes changed into shoes similar to Sonic's New Yolk City shoes.
The white haired boy smiled.
"Sweet." said Lincoln.
"Those things will provide you with any weapons you imagine as well as superhuman reflexes." said Meek.
Lincoln nodded.
"Okay then." said Lincoln, "But why the change of footwear?"
"Because that Sonic Prime show on Netflix is awesome." said Meek.
"I never make a bad show." said Sonic.
"Sonic Underground was." said Howard.
Sonic punched Howard.
"Oh and one other thing Lincoln." said Meek.
He pressed some buttons and a wireless earbud and goggles appeared in front of Lincoln.
"I'll guide you through the hideout and monitor your every movements as long as you wear those." said Meek.
Lincoln nodded.
"Nice." said Lincoln.
He put the ear bud in his right ear followed by putting the goggles on.
"Now go." said Meek.
Lincoln ran off.
"We're going to live stream everything he's doing on YouTube, aren't we?" said Sonic.
Meek nodded.
"Totally." said Meek.