Ken was heading back when he noticed what looked like nomads and called out, "HAY YOU ARE ABOUT TO STEP ON TRAPS TAKE IT THIS WAY!" The leader with pole spear whacked the ground feeling spikes under snow. "...Trap ...hunting...Trap your tribe?" Ken called out walking over, "yes it's my tribe's hunting traps... You don't look like enemies as you aren't trying to take our home so...Well I didn't feel rights about it." Ken looked at how primitive they were. The fact some ice age things came here , would mean to them in the know this really were primitive people. Ken spoke up feeling eyes of a cave man on him. "I am a boy." the cave men still looked and Ken remembered All the rules were invented later. These primitive people didn't have rules. This is true to high hell and creepy levels we cannot talk about on here.
The drag queen then smiled and said, " Well thanks...Now as you aren't being enemy I will Direct you away from our traps because we put a lot down, Like so much we had to make a map." he said looking at bracer, "So many booby traps...so needed." He said directing them. The primitives looked over at map on small thing that moved, they had seen lot of magic here so they shrugged it off as tribe has wizard, good for them. Ken directed them through it and he pointed to something, "Oh a truck crash." he said heading towards it they saw it, This truck, with something.
The Cave men not freaking out over weirdness as they believed in magic saw the truck had wheels. They knew wheel, Wheel means transport powered by something. The logic the cave man followed was magic powered transport not animal or man. They also new the trailer was a closed in carrying thing. The first cave man used his new spear to open the back as he now knew metal and he new curtain the ring made it clear this was a metal curtain. He broke the lock and got it open and he held metal container. He saw picture of pig. He knew pig, so logic is metal container keep pig meat safe while transport. the lead cave man used his spear tip to open it ignoring the pull tap and he smelled it, "yep food in metal container.." Ken then showed them the pull tap and instantly the cave mean started opening the cans in the back building a fire to roast the spam on sticks around a campfire.
Ken saw them trying to offer him some and said, "No No My tribe can farm for food, We don't need this but our lot do, We have enough to survive but you need it." the cave man nodded as he eat, "help other not fall in trap as not enemy, help not enemy find Food, you no take as you have enough. heart noble. Tribe noble. Tribes friends now!" Ken smiled happy they said that.
That is when a young cave man around his cage came over to Ken dressed primitive, Ken was looking at the strong savage man heart eyes for a second before e shaking it, " Oh Thank you They Call Me Ken " he bowed, "That's my name, if we are friends we need to know names their...I guess chief and chief's son?" The Chief nodded banging his chest, " spear." The chief's son said, "scout." Ken smiled holding Scouts hand before looking at the setting son and adding, " I would like to meet you guys later on on will you all be fine over night?" They nodded, before Scout grabbed Ken dipped him and kissed him. Ken blinked but returned the kiss knowing the guy didn't know any better but he liked him.
The next morning Ken came home groaning and rubbing his butt, "I got a cave man in love with me, right when they started monogamy... Hell yeah!" he jumped for joy hair a mess bags under his eyes. he pointed saying this, " It was amazing and magical." Who was Ken talking to Max, and the queen's Ex-said, " More magical then me." Ken sighed saying, "No... but it was still magical...not going to let you ruin me for other men now my Ex." Zoe who was coming in said one thing drinking Tea, "Well My darling husband will do that."
The drag queen sat down on the couch and said this, " The cave men handle future tech better then less primitive they just right it off as magic and don't ruin it by explaining the trick." He said sitting down, "They basically saw the truck trailer as a ready made cold cave, and are using spam containers to gather snow to melt in their as they learned metal holds on to hot and cold better. I also saw them hanging meat in there, they made it into a steamer. I also saw them building ice shelters near it." Ken crossed legs and saying, " It's amazing how much stupider man has gotten with time. I mean me and a another man made out no one said nothing, Well Scout's father Spear said I was out of his son's league he didn't say it like that but it's what he meant. Mostly as before I left I summoned Eoraptor to scare off a mountain cat by having him go Surapod."
Minmi came in haring this and holding her face as she said, " Age of smart phones but stupid people." Doctor Owen laughed as she added something else, "Now I know we all are enjoying this calm but civilization always comes. It may not be friendly like Caesar and later on Angel shows, Angel was just less bad. Who knows what will happen next, or when the flying freaks will show up for another star. I know the chances of them all being in Japan or around it is mind bogglingly low but it appears to be the case. After all we never went to another land to find one before."
Zoe drinking tea and sitting in Max's lap said one thing, "I know right...well Russia owned half that island so even then That's a nitpick as the island was originally all Japan, but they took half in that war." Barbie walked over to add to this, " We don't know where Goma got his, where or when , I mean honestly this dooms day is confusing and cold, like bad for your skin and hair cold." She said adjusting her hair. "However I would hate to think all of our adventure would be here...even if it's a stranger in a Familiar land type of deal as nothing is the same."
Dexter was entering with a brush , brushing his hair as he said this, " Now what's bad about it is my girlfriend can't walk around in a bikini anymore like she normally does, and we can't go to the beach in matching pink bikinis That was magical." Rose walked in holding her hips, "Oh talking about missing your girl being able to swear swim suits, I agree My Aki would look so hot in one." She said dreaming, but it will never be warm enough in our life time" Aki came in and said this, "I know look at my wife." she pointed to Rose, " She payed for medical school by bikini modeling my bikini model doctor wife can't wear a bikini for me that's bullshit."
Lily came in holding little Sugar's hands saying, "a beach date would be fun." the cute kiddo couple just pictured themselves in cute matching one pieces with skirts building a sand castle and having splash fights blushing and smiling happily at the dream. Big Sugar came in seeing them saying this, "yeah boys in Bikinis how I miss them...What? we are talking about bikinis men wear them too, I mean girls in bikini's are cute but they just generic a one peice draws more focus to a woman, to stand out, but no one can't look at a male in one. why I remember when I had a drag meet up group meeting at a beach...a lot of work went into it as we all didn't want to wear the same bikini...I swear." he sucked his teeth, "point is we all miss the warm sun on the sand, I highly doubt we will find one warm enough."
Big Sugar then spoke up saying one thing, " Anyway you guys aren't going to believe What got me in here." Big Sugar did some posing to stretch. " I got a radio call from a place called Blizzard temple, An Ice Temple run by these monks who declare they worship the god of snow cleansing the land." everyone hissed as Zoe said, "Gross the cult! why is their always a cult!" Zoe's arms waved, "it's either dooms day, self mutilation or baby birthing...Either way icky yucky hell no." She said arms waving around as she jumped out.
Amy walked up saying this while spinning hands, " Their leader can manipulate rocks that are frozen with ice together, that sounds like star power, We got's to go to blizzard temple and the cult!" Rex added this, "We will all watch eachother closely, and if worst comes to worst Dexter let's the flames melt the fucking place."
With a button Big Sugar said, " Let's listen to their broadcast." A monk spoke up, " the Gods are angry with all humanity did gifted minds to think and feel with, instead of live in piece we fight, we hurt eachother, we have disappointed the gods and the snow God has rained her judgement upon us humans. To freeze us to death, that is our fate let us all go peacefully and quietly into the night no more people just laying down to die in peace." Big Sugar turned it off, " It's Dooms day Zoe...so probably self mutilation too." Zoe then called it out, " OKAY THE BOYS CAN'T COME!" they all jumped covering legs seeing the logic. They all groaned in pain.
Amy spoke up saying this, "girls trip You boys stay here were it's safer." The other women hugged the boys as Amy Barbie and Zoe went to pack. Zoe kissed Max, "We will be fine!" Barbie kissed Dexter, "stay safe doll face." Minmi spoke up following, " I will drive the snow mobile to the temple!" they said going to head out to a doomsday cult. before long the girls trip was off.
Zoe said this, "If they want human to die they will probably attack." She said from the shot gun riding place. Minmi said this, "yes, and the fact they don't want more people implies horrors." Amy said this, "I won't let them touch Rex." Barbie said, "hell no no one is touching my name's drag queen ...well not going to finish that sentence." So they where off for the Earth or purple star.