The ultra light a flying machine one of the biggest edges they could possibly have in the ice age, flying. However was it in use, no. Why you ask? simple Minmi had set up a simulator for flight and not one person hasn't crashed. They don't have a pilot for it. They have a flying machine but no one who can figure out how to safely fly and land the fucking thing. The current try belonged to Aki who crashed into a cliff side and she growled, "Fuck." She growled at this. Everyone in the earthship was frustrated that they didn't have a pilot for this fucking thing. Ken commented one thing, "A flying machine and it's wasted on us." he sucked his teeth, "like how girls always seemed to like me at school. It was just wasted on me."

Zoe meanwhile was kicking her feet on the couch watching, " Like how I wasted my time on all those jerks instead of turning my head to the right to see Max?" She looked to the right to see Max in another room using and axe to chop wood. thanks to the earthship being always at seventy he was shirtless showing muscles as he did the labor task. She growled happily drinking some juice as she said this, " I mean I wasted so much time not looking at this. I am never going to get that time back."

Ken raised and eye brow and said this, " yes cute hot, sweet, dorky, he is the complete package you lucky lucky hetero." He turned looking at Minmi giving it a try, "However it doesn't fix our we are wasting a flying machine problem. Like What are we going to do. We fought tooth and nail against that fucker the fake bird rider, with is the only name we have for him, And we can't use it."

Minmi however smiled as she jumped for joy, She landed rough but she completed the simulation with out dying. She continued to try and before long the Aunt was going to get in the driver's seat of the ultra light goggles and purple scarf added as She took off in it using a ramp. She held the controls and using radio speak up, "Well here I go!" She took off flying up and over the sky. "I am doing it I am flying a plane on dooms day. " She was looking below and said this, "It's a sea of white down below, not much of a view anymore...wait...I see pink And purple...An alpha in armor." She said flying to get a look, She spoke up, "It looks like Terry but fluffy! like as fluffy as he should logically be. After all he's a chicken Terry should be fluffy as shit but he isn't...where is Terry's fluffy?" She heard her sister saying, " Focus bitch."

the Aunt looked down saying, " I am going to try and get a bit flower, and Oh. It's surfing the Snow with it's bare feet... and wow!" She flow out of the way of an ice spike, " It's spitting Ice spikes, We have a secret Dinosaur repeat we have a secret dinosaur themed on snow..." She said flying up higher, " And doesn't seem to be that much bigger then Terry...We have an alpha version of some kind of down sized T-rex that loved the snow...Does know the name of this fucking thing?" She said out of it's attack range as it walked. "I repeat someone name this prehistoric penguin?"

Doctor owen spoke up holding the radio Aki was using, "It's a nanuqsaurus it means Polar bear lizard, and recently found dinosaur race. Found in Alaska which was part of one of the poles back then, and was a swamp in spring." Minmi spoke up saying, "Honey pie thanks for the information , This bird named polar bear lizard is heading to the primitive people's camp! We won't be able to get to it in time, but Ken is their. Let's hope Eoraptor can handle this bird named polar bear lizard...Oh that's fucked to say. Someone alart Ken about it."

Later on in the primitive camp Ken had Eoraptor out in fire mode as he called out seeing the pink and purple thing, "okay you ancestor of the penguin. heat eruption!" the volcano appeared shooting meteors, However using snow surf the Secret avoided them all and came spinning for a tail whack on Eoraptor knocking him back. "burning dash!" his dinosaur charged fire in mouth but the Secret breathed freezing mist making it shiver as the flames went out. Still close Ken called out "Fire bomb!" His Secret in fire flesh jumped and bit the secret's neck making a fire blast rock the area melting snow around them.

Ken held out his hands, "While it's stunned Blazing spin attack!" with fire in his mouth the dinosaur bit to grab spin and throw the secret into a wall cracking armor. The secret turned and spat an ice spike hitting Eoraptor carding him making him change forms. Now a surapod Ken shrugged, "Lucky shot I had no one to shield me. Okay ocean panic!" the water pit appeared sea monsters biting the enemy but it just snow surfed out and hung ten or what ever number of Toes it has into another tail upside the head of his enemy. The thing even did a sick jump and spin mid air to tail whack. The water Dinosaur , well current water Dinosaur moved his neck to grab the predator's air born tail and fling him into some trees. No move cards just a practical move. Ken called out, "aqua whip!" the armored secret used the water whip to grab and swing the enemy secret through trees finally shattering the enemy's armor. However it spat a spike forcing Eoraptor to transform.

In lighting mode The Eoraptor roared Ken looked around, " So much damage so much damage, Oh will Lighting strike!" he held out his hand shooting the lighting. The secret snow surfed out of the way and breathed freezing mist to freeze the leg of Eo, making it limp and roar in pain. While finishing the tail whack part of snow surf the lighting dinosaur was knocked to his side. Ken called out. "Thunder bazooka!" The The lighting dinosaur jumped and spun like a drill in the air covered in electric energy. The dinosaur tried to block with it's freeze mist and ice spikes but the head form lighting and spin protected Eoaptor into landing the move to the enemy secret's chest. However upon l adding ice spike landed into Eoraptor's back.

This made the dinosaur stumble back and morph into earth mode. Our drag queen panted, "Earthquake!" he said arms waving, making his dinosaur slam the ground opening a fissure , but sadly the enemy secret breathed ice to fill it in blocking the move card by freezing spikes together to make a platform to not fall in. Ken tiled his head, "...dam... MOLE ATTACK!" His dinosaur dove under ground coming up to tackle it, but the tackle left him open to ice spike spit that once more made our secret friend turn into his neck mode.

As a grass Dinosaur Eoraptor roared as Ken called out, "Use all the summons!" Two surapod smashed the enemy between there necks, then big surapod stepped on him, then five flyer's slammed into him, then small dinosaurs throw eggs at him. All the summons came out for a quick beat down move. however despite the punishment the Alpha secret spat ice and once more forced Eoraptor to change. The secret was panting on last leg, in fact it's leg fell down and it was on the ground unable to fight. As a wind dinosaur Ken ended the battle with, " NINJA ATTACK!" With clones the Wind dinosaur did slam into the too winded to fight back enemy, turning it into a card. Ken went to grab the card, "And with that...Fucker's dead. I mean this thing...it would have been easier if I had people to take the hits so I could have kept flaming them and maybe if it wasn't natural home field for it." Scout then came out and hugged Ken and drug him away. Ken said one thing, "I know this look...YAY FOR ME!"

Two hours later Ken had returned to the earthship with a limp as he said one thing, "high heels are so unforgiven when you off balance...but they make my butt look cute." Amy was currently in the kitchen cooking as it was her night to cook. " Trust me you don't need any help with that." Ken smirked and fingered gunned, "See girls like me, it's just a waste on me. Oh well I battled a polar bear lizard that was really a bird...I swear this one had more identity issues then my Eo. " he walked off shaking going, "I am off to go take a bath before Dinner."

to be continued.