By Maricruz
Disclaimer: Hazbin Hotel and Helluvaboss are the copyright properties of Vivziepop and Spindle Horse.
Chapter 32: Cleaning up the mess
Earth, Alley
From the portal all the Sins exit, looking cautious, excited and also nervous.
"We are here..." Lucifer says as he look around.
"Damn... what a bad smell..." Bee says while covering her nose.
"Yep." Belphegor covering her nose as well, agreeing with Bee.
"Either way, Satan be careful when you-" Lucifer was about to say but then.
Crash
Satan huge stance broke into an empty house and the D.H.O.R.K.S facility
"And there he goes..." Ozzie replied with a deadpan expression and Lucifer slap his forehead.
"What do you expect me to do?" Satan exclaimed in anger.
"You had the brilliant idea to come... I already told you all that I would have worked alone..." Lucifer says with a deadpan look.
"And let you have all the fun of killing those other humans in suits along with the priest?" Mammon asked. "Hell no!"
"Whatever... the positive part is that there is a hole huge for us to fit..." Ozzie says with a deadpan look.
"Looks like one of those missions on the video-games of the cat-girl, the one that says that "Stealth is optional"..." Leviathan right head says.
"Yep." Leviathan left head agreeing.
"And since Satan created a huge hole for us, we won't get worry that Mammon get stuck in the hole because he is not fat anymore." Bee said while pointing at the skinny Mammon.
"All that shit for nothing..." Ozzie grumbled as he enter the hole.
"Yeah, I know..." Lucifer also grumbled as he enter the hole.
"Hey!" Mammon said to Lucifer and Ozzie, feeling offered. "In case, you know. Angel said I look good being skinny."
"Enjoy that while you can Mam, because in 24 yours, you'll go back to be the fat Christmas Tree spider that we all love, to ridicule." Ozzie chuckled.
"Fuck you, Ozzie!" Mammon growled at Ozzie and without thinking, he stepped on Ozzie's tail, hard.
Ozzie covered his mouth to muffled his screaming. "You did that on purpose!" He accused Mammon.
"ENOUGH! I said no more "Mammon is fat" jokes till we finish this mission!" Satan exclaimed in anger as he manages to crawl inside the huge hole.
"Fine..." Ozzie muffled while rubbing his tail along with glaring at Mammon.
"Ugh. Will you stop being such dumb babies?" Leviathan says in annoyance as she drag Belpherog inside the hole.
"I think they will always be dumb babies..." Lucifer said before looking at the Sins.
"Yep..." Satan say as he stand up once fully inside the facility.
"Hey!" Mammon and Ozzie both said, feeling offended.
Once inside they found a lot of rooms, most of them either interrogatory rooms or dormitory with locker rooms that are dusted and no longer in use, there is also a cafeteria, an armory and a room for experiments inside.
"Look at this place..." Bee said as she looked at the room for experiments inside.
"Yup... seems like this place exit from a bad spy movie..." Mammon commented while looking around this place.
"You're right about that..." Ozzie said while trying to remove a cobweb from his mane.
"Now we need to find the place where the portal is along with the priests..." Lucifer says gravely.
That when the Sins and Lucifer heard some talking from the other side of the room.
"That was... yawn... quickly..." Belpherog commented in a whisper.
"Shh..." Satan said to Belpherog as he along with the other Sins and Lucifer began to listen to the talking from the other side of the room.
"Where are the two agents?" Someone asked in a frantic voice.
"I don't know!" Someone replied in a frantic voice as well.
"Now what we do?" Another one asked in panic.
"I guess we will continue trying finding some more demons on Earth while we wait for Agent 1 and 2 to come back." Another one replied.
"Or... we could activate the portal and do a direct attack, we are in many and armed with holy waters and holy grenade!" Another says with an excited tone.
"Yes, you're right!" Another one replied with a chuckle.
"Those stupid evil demons won't know what is going to them!" Another one start to laugh.
Satan eyes began to twitch in anger upon hearing that. "Should we attack them now?" He hissed whisper to Lucifer, his hand turn into a fists.
"We need to wait and see where the portal is..." Lucifer whispered in a stern tone at Satan.
"Fine, but if I see one of those assholes I'm gonna crush them." Satan whispered back harshly.
"You have my authorization..." Lucifer whispered in annoyance
"But what if these guys actually went to the portal that is still active and end up attacking everybody at the hotel, including your wife and daughter, Lucifer?" Mammon asked in a whisper while crossing all his arms.
"Oh hell no! Not Charlie!" Every Sins whisper-yelled in anger
"That's right, we should attack them before they find the portal and saw that is still active." Mammon said.
"Still Lucifer is right, we better follow them so we can see where the portal is..." Bee says while cracking the bones of her neck.
"And that when we sneak up behind them and killed them..." Ozzie crack his fists.
"Come on then..." Lucifer says as he shape-shift into a mouse
And so did the other Sins as they transformation into their small animal form as well.
Ozzie to Rooster, Queen Bee to a small bee, Mammon into a spider, Satan into a small dragon, Belphegor into llama, and Leviathan into a...into a small cute snake
"Ok, ready, everybody?" Mouse Lucifer asked the Sins in their small animals forms.
"Yep..." Everyone says in their small form before Mouse Lucifer open a vent and everyone gets inside
Together, all the Sins followed Mouse Lucifer into the vent.
"Eww... nobody clean this place?" Spider Mammon says disgusted as he saw an old skeleton of another mouse
"Probably not, since these stupid jackass humans are too busy preparing themselves to find and killed demons along with trying to active the portal to Hell." Tiny Queen Bee replied.
"Whatever... even so they won't last long..." tiny Satan says as he use his fire breath and melt some mold that was blocking their path
"Yep." Leviathan replied into their two tiny snake form.
"Shh... I heard something..." Ozzie roster says as he shushing everyone, after that some more voices gets heard.
"Okay, so... holy water? Check. Bible? Check. Holy grenades? Check. It's seems that everything is there..." a male voice says
"And forget the gun as well..." Another male voice added.
"Also remember those stupid crossbow of these three little agents exorcists? We manages to replicate those!" Another male added.
"Oh yeah." Another male replied as he start to laugh.
"Deerie and Collin wouldn't be happy about it..." Mouse Lucifer says gravely in anger.
"Should we attack them now?" Tiny Satan growled.
"Not yet." Mouse Lucifer reminded Satan. "But you can create a distraction.
"I have it..." Tiny Satan says as he exit from the vent before going into the archive room and start to breath fire on their secret documents.
"Heh..." Tiny Satan chuckle after breathing fire on their secret documents.
"Hey... ya smell something?" An agent asked confused fused while sniffling the air.
"It smell like..." Another agent took a big sniff. "Fire!"
"FIRE? WHERE?" suddenly one agent with a fire extinguisher start to use it everywhere.
And since the agent was spraying the fire extinguisher everywhere, this causes the other agents to not to see their weapons nor they notice a groups of small animals approaching to them.
"I'll go to the portal, you take care of the rest..." Belpherog says ad she goes to the portal.
"You got it..." The other nodded their animals heads.
And then they all (minus Belpherog) began to return back to their normal form, towering the confused and disoriented guards before Lucifer spoke in his demon voice: "Pitiful mortals!"
The agents suddenly jumped by the demon voice.
"How dare you try a large attack to our domain?" Bee demonic voice questioned them.
The agents slowly turned their heads to see...6 of the 7 deadly sins all towering them, with arm crossed and pissed expressions on their faces.
"HOLY SHIT!" One of the Agent shouted with pure fear on his expression.
"Holy shit", indeed... you pieces of fuck" Mammon says with a cruel and evil smirk.
"QUICK, GRAB THE WEAPONS ALONG WITH THE HOLY WATERS AND BIBLE!" One of the Agent shouted at the others, but unknown to them, they are 'missing' for unknown reason.
"WHAT THE-" an agent shouted.
"Looking for these?" Asmodeus says as he show some of the weapons that he manages to grab.
"Along with your holy waters and bible?" Satan pointed to the bibles that is on fire along with the holy water.
"THE PRIEST! CALL THE PRIESTS!" Another agent shouted in panick
"I doubt that the priest are going to save you." Mammon growled at the agents.
"Shut the fuck up, you demon's! We are many and we can all take you down!" Another agent shouted while pointing his gun at them, trying to put a brave face despite being scared.
Lucifer and the Sins looked at each other before burst out laughing.
"B-bad sign... guys..." another agent said while trembling before passing out of fear.
"Cowards...!" Another agent said to the passed out Agent on the floor, even though he is trembling in fear as well.
"Let's play a game, shall we? We kill these assholes and each kills is 1 point, wins who get more points!" Bee proposed.
"Alright." Leviathan said with an evil smirk.
"Work for me." Satan chuckle as he crack his fists in front of the agents.
"Oh-ho..." the agents all says at the same time... before the Sins, like wild animals, lunge and start to chase them down and killing them in brutal ways.
The screams echoes in the D.H.O.R.K.S. along with body parts, blood, and other body parts from the stomach were splatter in the walls, floor, and everywhere.
While that, Belpherog was happily and quietly hacking the portal for Hell, she was wearing some headphones and was listening to the sounds of birds that are singing
"This is nice..." She said as she continue hacking the portal for Hell while listening to the sounds of birds singing.
"Wonder what Charlie is doing right now..." she says to herself while an arm of an agent got sucked inside her wool
"Probably talking to residents in the hotel to calm them down along with healing Fat Nugget's bruise on his body." Belpherog said. "Oh well..." Belpherog says as she finishes her hacking, the portal started to beep loudly before it self-destructive right on Belpherog face. "That was cool." Belpherog said with a small smile on her face. Belpherog then turn around and with a yawn she does a thumbs up. "I bet the others are having fun with the rest of the bad peoples in suit and black sunglasses...along with the priests." She said to herself as she let out another yawn.
And in fact... the room was a messier place of bloody parts and pieces of limbs around and the other Sins and Lucifer where all covered in blood and guts of the ones they slaughtered.
"That was fucking epic!" Mammon said with a huge smile on his face and you could see the blood on his face along with his hands, arms, and all over his skinny body.
"Yeah... if you didn't steal my kill!" Ozzie exclaimed a bit angry at Mammon, he had some guts inside his mane along with a leg.
"What? I thought if I steal your kill, I would impressed Angel Dust." Mammon said with a smirk on his face, while holding a dead agent's arm in his hand.
"At least I win here..." Lucifer says, his white dress now all red
"I think I'm the winner here, Lucifer." Satan said as his whole outfits along with his boots and half of his body is covered with so much blood on him along with so much guts including with some brains and livers, and he is holding one of the agent's heart in his hand.
"Pffff... no way! I eat those fuckers so I win here..." Bee says as she crosses her arms, her ragged clothes show more of her... parts including the chest area, while covered in blood.
"I think we are..." Leviathan said as her entire body is covered with so much blood including her face while holding the half of the body of the dead agent in her hands. And her clothes is slightly rip.
"Who had the count here?" Ozzie asked.
"I dunno..." Mammon says with a shrug
"I think I got the most count here." Satan said while still holding the dead agent's heart in his hand, trying to be very careful not to squish and destroy it.
"Well even so... I am the series bad bitch here..." Bee says as she look at herself... before doing a sexy selfie with her phone and uploading the picture on her OnlyFans account.
"Probably me too..." Mammon looked at his skinny body covered with the agent's blood. I think Angel is going like this. He chuckles before looking at Satan and noticed the heart on his hand. "Also, Satan, why are you still holding that heart in your hand?" He asked.
"Because I feel like it..." Satan admitted with a deadpan look
"Or maybe you want to give to Yogirt because you loved him and hoping by giving him a human dead heart to him so he would come back to you." Mammon smirked.
Satan then, (like Omni-Man did to Homelander on the Death Battle video), make Mammon forcefully swallow the heart that he had on his hands.
"Anyway, lets go look for Belpherog and see how she is doing with that portal." Lucifer suggested. "Also we need to destroy all the video footages including the ones that Stolas and IMP."
"You got it, Lucifer." Ozzie said while looking at Mammon who is trying to so hard not to swallow the heart that Satan is forcing on his throat and he couldn't help but let out a small chuckle. Wait til I tell Fizz when we came back.
With Loona and Vortex~
The two agents have been dragged to the post office by the hellhounds so that they can mail that letter that Agent 1 wrote.
"Now we are not leaving until that letter gets mail." Loona declared.
"And if you two try to escape, we are going to let Alastor eat you both." Vortex warned with a mean growl.
"And he won't hesitate to feed you with his other cannibals friends as well." Loona added with a snarl.
The two agents smiled nervously and nodded in agreement then turn to the post office clerk. "We would like to mail this letter." Agent one handed the letter to the clerk.
"Huuuuh..." the clerk and the other inside the postal office look at four of them, a bit confused about their appearance and also why the agents seems scared
"We just anxious to deliver our tax bills...that's all." Agent 2 spoke with a nervous tone along with a lie.
"L-like she said..." Agent 1 replied more nervously
"Please?" Vortex asked the clerk and give his best charming smile at the clerk and the other side the post office.
The clerk look at the 4 four them with a long dubious face... before picking the letter: "Okay... then..." he replied with more doubt in his voice.
"Thank you." Loona said with a sweet smile on her face that she give to the clerk.
"Yeah yeah..." the clerk says before going inside the door where the letter where stacked is ready to be delivered.
"Now let all go outside and go 'home' since our job delivering the letter is done." Vortex said with a smile as he place his hands on Agent 1 and 2's shoulder.
They dragged the agents outside the post office and they were about to drag them inside the alley where they exit before with the portal but then... before they could do it, Agent 2 randomly yelled: "AMERICA WILL NEVER FALL!" and does a kick on the balls of Vortex, freeing herself from his hold and then began to run on the streets
Vortex let out a painful groan/howl of pain as he fell to his knees while Agent 1 and Loona looked shocked and stunned for what Agent 2 has done.
"Agent 2!" Agent 1 called out to her and was about to go after her when Loona grab his arm.
"You're not going anywhere! You're going back to Hell!" She yelled before throwing Agent 1 into the portal.
"Vortex, you alright?" Loona asked in concern as she help Vortex standing up.
"Yeah..." Vortex mange to speak despite the pain in his balls.
"Well you can still run?" Loona asked again with less concern now
"I think so..." Vortex said as he looked at Loona.
"Then let's chase down that bitch!" Loona exclaimed as she start to run after Agent 2
"Yeah!" Vortex shouted as he start to run after Agent 2 as well, along with ignoring the pain in his balls as he was running.
Agent 2, was still running, running and running like crazy, she already have put a distance between herself and the hellhounds, but, she know one thing: she need to return to her base so that she could fight back against these demons and free Agent 1 from their hold.
Loona, even in her human form, can track Agent 2's scent.
"It's pointless to run and hide! I am gonna make you regret what you did to Vortex!" Loona says with an evil smirk while chasing on the distance Agent 2.
"W-wait up... please..." Vortex panted while running, he was still a bit in pain because of the kick on the balls, but, was still managing to running... somehow.
Loona can sense that Vortex is still in pain. "Vortex, why don't you sit this one and call my dad to ask him to make a portal for you to go back home. I'll try to catch her.
Loona did slow down for Vortex to catch up but she still smell Agent 2's scent.
"Jeez Vortex... how In the fuck she manages to catch you off guard?" Loona asked while still sniffling the air
"I don't know..." Vortex said while panting. "But we must follow her and stop her from calling her other friends at the base before it's too late."
"Yeah... even if by this point, I think Lucifer and the Sins have already destroying that..." Loona says before point an alley: "This way..."
"You're probably right about that, Loona." Vortex said before following Loona to an alley.
There she was, Agent 2, trying to climb on a fence alley... but falling over her ass every time: "Dang it!" she exclaimed in anger as she stands up again.
Loona and Vortex couldn't help but chuckle. "Maybe it telling you need to exercise more instead of spending so many times in the base looking for demons and building a portal to Hell." Loon said.
Agent 2 turn around and saw the two hellhound disguised as humans, she tries to back away only to realize that there was nowhere she could go because of the metal fence.
"We got you now! Surrender this instant and we will not hurt you!" Vortex says, trying to be menacing but only gaining a chuckle from Loona
Agent 2 then, saw something on a nearby dumpster and immediattely grab it and it was a broken bottle: "No! Even if The D.H.O.R.K.S have lost, I will not go down without a fight!" she exclaimed, in anger and with an hint of determination
"Wow, she is somewhat very stubborn and arrogant, isn't she Loona?" Vortex said.
"You don't say?" Loona says with a deadpan look, before turning her attention to Agent 2 and began to snarl.
Agent 2 start to swing the broken bottle in front of the Vortex and Loona. "Back! Back! Back I said!" She yelled.
But Loona immediattely lunge at Agent 2, and the two chicks start to fight to death... while Vortex decide to sit on the floor and eating a random donut that he found on the floor in perfect condition.
"Well, it best that I leave the fight to Loona since my balls still hurt and I don't want to get it hurt again." Vortex said as he took another bite of a random donut that he found on the floor again, and it also in a perfect condition and edible.
Loona have Agent 2 in a headlock. And suddenly, Loona catch the broken bottle: "I am really tired of you, this for all the problems you caused to us!" before... in a fit of rage, she stab the stomach of Agent 2 with that broken bottle
Agent 2 screamed like a person from a horror movie.
"Loona!" Vortex says as he immediattely stand up: "What did you do?"
Loona didn't reply but dug the broken bottle deeper into Agent 2's stomach.
"Y-You despicable... p-piece of... d-demon scum!" Agent 2 manages to say while splitting blood.
"Funny because that what you're going to be once you go to Hell...as a demon." Loona replied with a deadpan expression. Then she made a cruel smile on her face.
Agent 2 then began to laugh, like a crazy madwoman. Much to Loona's disgust and shocked, and Vortex looked surprised, even disgust as well."I'll never be a disgusting evil vile demon like you, I'll go to Heaven because I am an America and protected by God!"
Have she forget that she was possessed by Stolas when he came to save us? Loona thought.
"And as for you...? I hope your "daddy" as a stroke and dies horribly and alone!" Agent 2 insulted and this pissed Loona so much that she began to repeatedly stab Agent 2 in rage. Causing Agent 2 to loose so much blood.
"LOONA!" Vortex then immediattely steps up and tries to pull away her friend. Which he was able to do.
"HOW DOES IT FEEL, HUH? HOW DOES IT FEEL BEING LIKE YOUR FUCKING COWORKERS THAT DIED THAT DAY? YOU PIECE OF FUCK!" Loona exclaimed in anger while holding the broken bottle which now have blood on it.
Agent 2 didn't replied but with the last bit of her strength, she raised her head up, look at Loona and Vortex. "I will...be...in...heaven..." She spoke very weakly before her head fall on the puddle of blood and then her eyes closed.
There was a long and tense moment of silent, the only sound that can be heard where the heavy breathing of Loona and the sounds of the car passing by near the road.
Vortex looked at Agent 2 who is dead before looking at Loona. Carefully but slowly he place his hand on Loona's shoulder and softly spoke. "Are you alright, Loona?"
Loona remained still for another moment, before tossing the broken bottle on the wall and says: "Let's get back, I don't want to deal with this shit anymore..."
"Ok." Vortex nodded his head. "But we have tell Lucifer and the others about Agent 2's death."
"Yeah yeah.." Loona replied coldly as she walk out the alley
Vortex looked worried and concern for Loona before following her as well.
Meanwhile, on Hell
"There you go Fat Nugget..." Angel says as she places a huge bandages on the spot where Agent 1 have kicked him before
Fat Nuggets oink in sadness as he looked at his mommy/daddy with tears still in his eyes.
"I know baby... I know... I promise you that nothing will hurt you anymore..." Angel says, as he look at his son/daughter pig with also tears in his eyes, barely containing himself on crying harder.
"Mind if I help heal Fat Nuggets, Angel." Emily asked.
Angel looked at Emily with tears in his eyes and nodded. "Please, do."
Emily uses her powers and Fat Nuggets is instantly healed. Fat Nuggets was so happy he does his dance of joy.
"Oh Fat!" Angel immediattely shout with happiness as she hug his baby pig. "Thank you, Emily." Angel thanked her with happy tears in his eyes.
"You're welcome." Emily smiles at Angel. "I couldn't stand to see the huge bruise on the baby pig's body anymore."
"Still... can't believe some people would do this to a poor pig..." Angel says in sadness.
Fat Nuggets oink in agreement as he looked at his mommy/daddy with his big sad and scared eyes. It appears he is somewhat traumatized after Agent 1 kick him.
"At least he's safe and fine..." Emily tries to reassure Angel Dust.
"Yeah..." Angel brought his baby pig closer to him. "But one thing for sure is that Fat Nugget is never going to leave my side ever again."
Fat Nuggets oink in agreement
Meanwhile
"Charlie... I am fine... you don't need to be this... clingy..." Vaggie says nervously as she was wrapped in sheets and plushies with Charlie being on her side.
"But you got injured and hurt today, Vaggie! And you're still healing." Charlie said as she place another plushie with Vaggie.
"But it's just a gun shot wound, it's not even from an angelic gun. Just a regular human gun." Vaggie tries to reassure her sweet and very overprotective girlfriend Charlie.
"Still you got hurt!" Charlie protested as she add another plushie.
Vaggie couldn't help but chuckle that her girlfriend is being proactive of her. "Well Charlie... at least you should have warned me before turning me into a demon-burrito..." Vaggie pointed out at her appearances.
"Well, you looked so cute!" Charlie giggled.
"I know..." Vaggie blushed
Meanwhile
Razzle have officially became extra protective and clingy after Deerie got shot, despite her reassurance he was always there for comfort her or even for bringing her stuff even if she could do by herself.
Deerie couldn't help but be flatter for what Razzle is doing for her. "Razzle I know that I got hurt but pretty please... can you not being so... overprotective?" Deerie asked gently.
Razzle looked confused and let out a confused goat noise.
"Alriiiiight.." Deerie do a sigh, that's when suddenly Niffty enter on the room.
"Hey Deerie are you-" Nifty was about to say before she notices the hole on her clothes: "Yikes. It's look like an aftermath of before!"
Deerie looks confused before noticing the hole in her closest.
"Oh don't worry, I am sure that I-" Deerie was about to say before Niffty interrupt her by saying: "Give me the clothes, so I can repair them..." while showing needle and sewing.
"Wha- Now?" Deerie said in a surprised and shocked expression.
"Yeah..." Niffty confirmed with a nod, while Razzle appears red on his face
And did Deerie as well.
"Wh-Why n-now?" Deerie asked nervous
"Because Alastor once told me proper ladies need their clothes to be perfect..." that was a lie of Niffty, since in reality, she just wants to help with Razzle and Deerie relationships.
"But...shouldn't I remove my clothes in private?" Deerie asked, her face is still bright red.
"Razzle? Turn around, now...!" Niffty demanded to Razzle
And Razzle did what he is told, while covering his eyes as well.
"Here, now you can undress safety!" Niffty says as she does an okay with her hand
"Ok..." Deeire said as she undress her clothes, still feeling embarrassment and her face is still red.
Niffty was obviously watching both her and Razzle, and, she notices how he does some small peeks at her, and while that, she thinks: Yes, my plan is working...
Deeire then hand her clothes that has the hole on it and quickly went to a bathroom.
"I'll be quick!" Niffty says as she goes away, unknown for Deerie that Niffty would take her sweet time to sew her clothes back.
"I hope she will sew my clothes that has the hole on it, because I don't want spend some time in the bathroom forever..." Deeire said.
Razzle meanwhile have finally open his eyes, and, he goes a bit of a panic on seeing that Deerie wasn't there in the room
"I'm in the bathroom, Razzle." Deeire's voice was called out from the bathroom.
Razzle calmed down and immediattely goes on the bathroom's door, and, without thinking too much he open the door.
"Eek!" Deeire screamed as she quickly cover her body with a towel that she managed to grab in the bathroom.
Unfortunately for Deerie, Razzle have see some of her body... and immediattely he got a nosebleed.
"Please, get out, Razzle!" Deeire said as she went to hide behind a shower curtains, feeling an embarrassed that Razzle saw her some of her naked body part.
Razzle unfortunately was still... "floating" there, with his nose bleeding, then suddenly he fall on the ground, passing out with a huge blush on his face and his nose still bleeding.
"Razzle?" Deeire asked before noticing that Razzle has passed out on the floor and that his nose is bleeding.
"Oh my..." Deerie, despite not having her clothes on, immediattely exit from the shower curtains and floats down to Razzle side
She is still wearing her towel around her body and quickly check if Razzle has pulse, which he does.
Good... at least he isn't dead... but he saw me NAKED! It's... it's... why I am so full of shame... and happiness at the same time? Deerie began to think wildly while put her ear on Razzle chest.
Ok, his heart is still normal...But what should I do since he has passed out on the floor? Deeire lift her head from Razzle's chest and start to think of what to do with Razzle, while still holding the towel against her body.
Maybe I should put him in the bed... God.. I hope nobody see me and Razzle on this position... Deerie says as she tries to pick Razzle and drag him to the bed
Which was kinda difficult since she was dragging Razzle with one hooves while her other hooves is still pressing the towel against her body.
But in the end, she manages to put him on the bed, and, while breathing heavily, she began to pace around the room and talk to herself: "Okay Deerie, he just saw you without your closets on... in a bathroom and now he's passed out with his nose bleeding... I am sure everything is fine..." she tries to reassure herself... it wasn't working at all.
"I better take some deep breath to calm myself down..." Deeire said to herself and that what she is doing.
"But even so... the cases are now two: either I live alone or marrying him..." Deerie says as she started to consider at this possibility while sitting on the edge of the bed.
"And I wonder if the power is coming back on since it suddenly went out for unknown reason." Deeire noted the room is kinda dark except for the candles that Alastor, the red deer demon has placed in every room of the hotel.
"Sure even so there are some candles here and even so this make the atmosphere quite romantic..." Deerie also noted as she look around the room.
"Even though the atmosphere is quite romantic, I couldn't help but get worried if those humans in a suit with black sunglasses really deliver the letter to the human government..." Deeire added.
"Well, Loona and Vortex are there and from what Blitz told me her daughter is good on being convincing so... I probably shouldn't worry about it..." Deerie does a deep breath trying to reassure herself
"I just hope they bring those two humans in those suits with black sunglasses back to Hell safe and unharmed once Lucifer and the Sins erased their memory after coming back from their base on Earth..." Deeire took another deep breath.
"Maybe I should lay down... and think abou-" Deerie was about to say before Niffty enter the room immediattely, while yelling: "DEERIE! I FINISH!", this made Deerie scared as she loose balance, but also, while falling she accidentally grab Razzle tail and he falls on top of her, Razzle obviously wakes up instantly for the shock, and, while looking under him... he saw that there was Deerie... and her towel wasn't there too...
(Remake of Emily and Blitz)
Niffy start to giggle at the scene as she quickly took a picture of them.
"Owww... my head..." Deerie says in pain, before opening her eyes... and see Razzle on top of her staring down at her with a huge blush on his face.
Deeire let out an another scream but a quiet scream as she quickly looked down to see that she wasn't wearing her towel. "I'm so sorry!" She said before quickly pushing Razzle off of her and grab her towel again.
Razzle, meanwhile, have passed out again while having his nose bleed again.
Niffty obviously have send the image to Emberlynn immediattely before close the phone, put it back and says: "What are you two doiiing~~?" with a teasing tone and a giggle.
"Nothing!" Deeire said before noticing that Niffy is holding her clothes in her hand.
"I repaired them..." Niffty says while still having the "i know what you did" smile.
"Thank you, Niffty." Deerie quickly grabs her clothes and puts them on.
"Also don't worry girl, your secret is safe with me..." Niffty says with a giggle, before leaving the room.
Deeire let out a groan before picking of the towel and place it back in the bathroom. I do hope she does keep it a secret. Deerie thought as she look at Razzle, still past out. Then again, it might be so bad. Then she imagines Razzle naked but quickly shakes it out of her head. No no! Bad Deerie! Bad Deerie! Then she rushes over to help Razzle back on the bed.
Mission Accomplished
Lucifer and the Sin arrived safely from their mission, along with Loona and Vortex but minus Agent 2.
"Hey... someone here is missing..." Blitz pointed out.
"Agent 2..." Millie said.
"Where is she?" Moxxie asked at Loona and Vortex.
Loona and Vortex have no easier way to say this so they'll have to be straight forward to everyone.
"I killed her." Loona said with some shame.
Silence. That what it was after those words left her mouth.
"But before anyone ever ask, we made it look like she committed suicide." Vortex informed and he and Loona explained the situation to everyone.
"So... that means..." Agent 1 says... and he was both in disbelief and grief.
Both Loona and Vortex nodded yes.
Agent 1 fall on his knees... and started to cry, not ugly tears but silent and solemn tears
Everybody (minus Deerie, Razzle, Vaggie, and Charlie) watched Agent 1 cry for his partner and friend Agent 2's death.
They thought he was going to cry very loudly over her death, but instead he is crying in a silent and solemn expression.
Everybody, including Loona and Vortex, wanted to say something, but they're afraid that Agent 1 will do something drastic and murderous if they did.
After a while of silent crying, he muttered: "Erase my memory..." in an hollow voice
"Uh excuse me? Come again?" Lucifer and everyone was taken back what Agent 1 is asking.
"Just... erase my memory... please..." Agent 1 says again voice still hollow.
"Wow, this the first time that someone or anyone ever asked to have their memory erased." Lucifer is somewhat bewildered by it. "Okay then, were going to do so anyway but first." He raised Agent 1's face by his chin with is finger. "I'm sorry for what happened to your friend. I know that it wasn't their intention to kill her." Lucifer indicated to Loona and Vortex with looks of guilt on their face. "But remember, it was an act of self-defense. They had no other choice and they are sorry about it."
Lucifer continues. "Second, before I can erase your memory, you must promise me that you will ease up on the this sci-fi/fantasy stuff. Sure it's fun for a while, but if you make it your whole life and reject reality, then it will become a sickness. Try having some more interests." He has one more request. "Also, why not get yourself a nice non-government job or maybe start up a small business, perhaps like a coffee shop/comic book shop/ movie theater. Who knows? The possibilities are endless." He finishes with a smile.
Agent 1 looked a Lucifer with big wide-eyes before. Never in his life has anyone ever talk to him like that before, like an actual person and not some insane fan-boy. It made him feel all warm inside. Then tears streamed down his eyes. "Okay, I promise." He said it with a smile.
Lucifer sighs: "Alright then... now stand still..." he says as he point his cane at him.
"Wait." Everyone was surprised when Blitz said that. "Before you do so, your Majesty, I would like to say something to Agent 1."
Lucifer smile since he has pretty good idea what it might be. "Sure go ahead."
"Than you, Your Majesty." Blitz bowed down to Lucifer and turn to Agent 1. "I know I did this before, but it wasn't very sincere, but this time, I want to do this for real." Blitz offer Agent 1 his hand. "I'm sorry that my friends and I killed your agents at your headquarters when we were trying to escape and for my ex-boyfriend possessed Agent 2 when he was saving us that day."
Agent 1 was taken back by Blitz's actual apology and smile and accepted his hand. "Well for what is worth, I'm sorry that she and I capture you and your friend and use that truth gas on you two. As I promised your king, no more demon hunting. I am done with that shit. But I do have a couple of questions."
"Okay then." Blitz is willing to answer any question he has.
"Is my mother really here in Hell?" Agent one asked.
"Yeah, she kind of is." Blitz rubbed the back of his head in embarrassment. "But in her defense, it was because how she hated how your dad treated you. He's pretty much how my dad is." Blitz assured Agent 1. "If it makes you feel any better, she did said some nice things about you. As for what I said earlier, I made that up. She was too much of a nice lady."
Emily's Seraphim eyes open. "Blitz is telling the truth. Your mother really did cared about you."
Agent 1 was amazed by Emily's Seraphim eyes. "Thank you, that did made me feel better. My second question is, what is your name? It would be nice to know before I forget.
Blitz just smiled. "It's Blitz, but my real name is Blitzo Buckzo."
"Nice to meet you, Blitzo. My name is Randy McDaniel." Randy introduced himself.
"Randy? Sounds like someone that exit from South Park..." Mammon commented while the potion effect wore off
"Aw man..." Mammon looked disappointed that his skinny body is now gone and he is fat again.
"Either way... Randy, I hope one day we will meet again, not as enemy, but as friends..." Blitz says while ignoring a disappointed Mammon
"Yeah, I hope so as well." Randy nodded his head before he felt something nuzzling his hand. He turns his head to see the tiny baby pig-demon.
"Fat Nuggets? What are you doing?" Angel asked, a bit uneasy since he fear he might kick him again
Fat Nugget let out a soft whine as he nuzzle his head against Randy's hand.
"Awww... probably even Fat Nuggets have notices the change..." Niffty says as she appear from God know where place she was
"And he probably want to comfort him since he was crying." Emily added. "Remember he want to comfort Blitz after he was crying when we were having pizzas for dinner?"
"That's... true..." Blitz realizes what they meant
Fat Nugget continues to nuzzle Randy's hand before gently pawing Randy's suit.
"Aww... I am sorry for what I did before..." Randy says as he apologize to Fat Nuggets.
Fat Nugget let out a oink before trying to give a little kiss/lick on Randy's face.
Angel then sighs: "You are impossible... but that's why I like you as a son/daughter..." he says before grabbing Fat Nuggets and lift him close to Randy's face.
Which allows Fat Nugget to give his little kiss/lick on Randy's face.
"AWWWW!" Everyone says at the same time with tears in their eyes.
Even Angel has tears in his eyes as well along with Randy.
"Since I'm getting kiss from the baby pig, would that mean I would get kiss from you as well, lady?" Randy asked Angel Dust as he peck his lips towards him.
"No..." Angel says with a deadpan look while Mammon and Husk were ready to do another murder.
"Then a kiss on the forehead then?" Randy asked while pointing his forehead. "Please?"
"Okay, okay, enough Randy..." Lucifer says, now getting a bit annoyed.
"But if the pig is giving me kiss for forgiveness, why can't his owner do the same?" Randy asked and this made Fat Nuggets oink in an agreement as he looked at his mommy/daddy.
"Because I already kissed you before I made you write that letter." Angel reminded Randy.
"Oh come on, Fat... don't agree with him too.." Angel says as he look at Fat Nuggets.
But Fat Nuggets stares at him with his pleading eyes. Please, Mommy/daddy? And his eyes got bigger. He said he was sorry for kicking me.
"Okay fine, but no tricks, Randy." Angel just gave Randy a quick peck on the cheek.
"Okay, I'm ready now." Randy prepares himself to have his memory erase.
"Alright..." Lucifer says as he enchant some nonsense words before yelling: "I CAST: MEMORY ERASED!"
And everybody watched as some lights appears out of nowhere in the hotel. And suddenly... a beam of a red light goes inside the brain of Randy and start to suck away allllllll the memories of what he saw or know about the demons or about what happen some times ago with Blitz and the others.
Memories about DHORKS and the cherubs are gone. Along with meeting Lucifer, Lilith, the Sins and the demons and sinners in the hotel, including Fat Nuggets.
After that... Randy was down there on the floor... unconscious.
"So...what do we do with him now?" Moxxie asked Lucifer.
"Errrr... I don't know... maybe take him home or something...?" Lucifer asked unsure
"I think he lived at the base where he and his partner/friend works..." Blitz said.
"We blew up that place..." Satan admitted bluntly
"What?!" Everybody shouted but not too loud as they don't want to wake up the unconscious Ryan on the floor.
"Yep..." Bee admitted
"It was epic!" Mammon said with a smile on his face. "Except for the part Satan try to force a human heart down in my throat." Mammon glares at Satan.
"Yeah, so?" Satan says while crossing his arms with a deadpan look.
"I don't understand why you got mad and shove the human heart down in my throat?" Mammon start to cross his arms as will. "All I said that you were probably going to bring the human heart to Yogirt!"
"Awww you wanted to do that?" Yogirt asked.
"No... I actually feel like hold it on my hands..." Satan says begrudgingly.
"Oh..." Yogirt looked sad now.
"Don't feel sad, Yogirt. Tell you what, I will make you some delicious and yummy cookie heart for you when the power come back on." Angel place his hand on Yogirt's cheek to comfort him along with cheering him up.
Yogirt got his smile back.
"You lost your chaaaaance...~" Bee says teasingly.
"DON'T YOU HAVE AN ONLYFANS TO USE, WOMAN?" Satan yelled out in anger before stomping away.
"YOU KNOW, ALASTOR SHOULD REALLY TEACH YOU HOW TO BE A GENTLEMAN AROUND LADIES YOU IMMATURE JEALOUS FIRE BREATHING DRAGON!" Bee yelled back at Satan.
"Oh, yeah, speaking of OnlyFans..." Lillith says before showing her new account to Bee
Bee looked surprised and quietly whisper to Lilith. "You have OnlyFans as well?"
"Yep... I open it after you talked to me about it..." Lillith whisper back.
"Damn..." Bee says shocked.
"Well... I am gonna take a shower now... and then do a looooooong nap..." Lucifer says as he stretch his back.
"But shouldn't we do something about Randy first?" Angel points to the still unconscious Ryan on the floor.
Lucifer sighs again, he use the Asmodean Crystal and open another portal: "This one goes to a motel room..." he says clearly tired of everything.
"But we gotta pick a nice motel, not a shady motel where he would get mugged and beaten up to death." Millie said.
"You are really giving me headache..." Lucifer says as he start to get a bit pissed.
"Give me the Asmodean Crystal, Lucifer." Ozzie said. "I will help them."
"I got this one, Your Majesty." Blitz uses his loaner Asmodean crystal to open a portal to a Motel 6. "It's not fancy, but at least the beds are comfortable and it's in a business district with a nice diner nearby."
"Perfect." Millie nodded her head.
"Ok, one of us should pick up Ryan's body and bring him to the motel door." Moxxie said.
"Alright..." Lucifer says with an heavy sigh as he grab Ryan, go inside the portal for a moment before returning back: "Now... I am off for a shower..."
"I'll join you, Dear." Lilith offered with a seductive smirk.
Damn... how much I missed this... Lucifer thought.
"Ok..." Lucifer said in quiet voice while his cheeks are bright red.
"Anddd that's it... crisis resolved!" Mammon says proud of himself.
"Yeah, yeah... okay fatso..." Ozzie says exasperated as he sits on the couch and start to read their fanfiction-book of Emberlynn with Fizz.
"Quit calling me fatso, you overgrown rooster!" Mammon shouted at Ozzie. "And also, should one of you supposed to be watching your adopted son Oliver?"
"If you search me... I am going to do more content..." Bee says as she grab Loona and Vortex by their scruff and drag them on her room.
"I think Mammon is right, where is Oliver?" Angel asked as he realized that Oliver wasn't with his parents.
Oliver suddenly appear from behind Ozzie.
And there was blue feathers in his head meaning he was in Ozzie's mane the whole time.
"Oliver!?" Fizz shouted as he looked surprised to see his adopted son in his lover's mane. And so did Ozzie.
"Kid is more good at stealth than Blitz..." Moxxie says with a laugh.
"So that means Oliver was in Ozzie's mane the whole time, even when Ozzie was fighting and killing those other humans in the black suit and black sunglasses along with the priests on Earth?" Mammon said.
"Dad was so epic!" Oliver says with the sign language
"You saw what your dad did?" Fizz replied with the sign language, looking shocked and somewhat horrified that his adopted son has witness his adopted dad killing humans on Earth!
Oliver nodded.
"OZZIEE!" Fizz yelled in anger at his lover before picking the flip-flop.
"Oh, this is going to be so good..." Mammon chuckle as he took out his phone and press record.
Ozzie immediately started to run while Fizz chase him down with the flip-flop on his hand... and while that, Oliver saw the fanfiction-book of Emberlynn and decide to read it
"I don't think you should read this book yet young lad." Alastor said in his sign language as he took the fanfiction-book of Emberlynn from Oliver and this made everybody turn their attention to the fanfiction-book of Emberlynn in Alastor's hand and that he is holding it above Oliver's head.
"Speaking of... did you read yours?" Angel asked with an eyebrow raised.
"No, but I tried to destroy it... it didn't work, it appears that they are indestructible!" Alastor says a bit angry and annoyed.
Angel laughs. "Emberlynn must've used some kind of spell to make sure none of her fanworks get destroyed." He then crosses his arms. "Now she knows how to think ahead."
"Crap! That means I won't be able to burn the one she gave me!" Moxxie exclaimed as he slapped his hand over his eyes.
"Hey..." Niffty says offended at what both Alastor and Moxxie said.
"Okay Niffty Okay, I'll read mine." Moxxie appeases Niffty so that she won't use her needle on him, then he takes Millie to their room so that they can read that fanfic together. "Sorry for dragging you into this, Millie."
"Actually, I'm looking forward to read that fanfic those two made for you." Millie gave a sly seductive smile.
"M-Millie... there are also other girls in the fiction!" Moxxie exclaimed
"So what? I don't mind sharing..." Millie says with a veeeeery seductive wink. That made Moxxie blush so much, even his cute freckles disappeared. Then Millie picked up her husband and rushed to their room.
Blitz and Emily believe now is a good time to take Oliver someplace safe and decent so that he won't have to see his parents fight. "Come on, Oliver, I think your dads believe you've seen enough violence for one day." Blitz told Oliver in sign language.
Oliver nodded and so he, Blitz and Emily take him on his room, so that he couldn't see a desperate Ozzie trying to escape Fizz and his flip-flop of doom.
"But Fizzy Baby, I didn't even know that Oliver was in my mane! Honest!" Ozzie pleaded as he is still being chase by Fizz.
"Then You Should've Checked Your Mane Before You Left For Your Mission!" Fizz kept on chasing Ozzie. "And For Now On, I Want You To Always Check Your Mane Everyday For Every 2-3 Hours Until Oliver Leaves For College!"
"Yes Fizzy!" Ozzie accept those terms but is still being chased by Fizz.
Elsewhere
Emberlynn have finished her bath, but, since there wasn't electricity because of Vox, she was using the torch of her phone to go on her room, while holding her towel to cover herself with her other hand. "I really wish Vox wouldn't keep losing his shit and make the power go out." You can tell that Emberlynn is really tired of Vox's behavior. "The next time I see him in the next Overlord meeting, I'm cutting out his Wi-fi."
"Sigh. I hope Gietia-Kun and the others will come soon..." Emberlynn says as she goes to her room, she look around with the torch of her phone and after that, she see that nobody is there, no Alfred, no Cletus or Keenie, just her: "Mhh... nobody is there..." and with a small smirk she tosses away her towel on the bed before approaching her wardrobe while being naked and open it. She pulls out her most tasteful but sexy outfit. It was custom made that all her fiances order for her as their way of showing how much she means to them.
"Ohh... so good~, maybe if they are in the mood I can show how to thank them~" Emberlynn says while looking at the outfit, that's when the power return and the lights light on again: "Oh... the light's are on again... I shou-" Emberlynn was about to say but then:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH" a familiar screams was on her room, and, when Emberlynn look behind, there were Cletus and Keenie on her room and they were covering their eyes in embarrassment while being red on their faces: "Hey guys!" Emberlynn wave happily at them despite the fact that she was still naked.
"Mistress Emberlynn." Cletus addressed. "Pardon me for saying this but, why on God's Green Earth are you naked?"
"Oh... because I was choosing my closets after the bath..." Emberlynn says with a sly smile
"What?" Keenie looked shocked by the cat sinner girl said.
"Anyway you arrived in time..." Emberlynn says as she show the tasteful and sexy custom clothes from her fiancés: "I need some judgments and opinions..."
"What kind of judgment and opinions?" Cletus asked while still covering his eyes to avoid seeing Miss Emberlynn naked.
"Maybe if you uncover your eyes then I could explain..." Emberlynn says with a deadpan look.
"No thank you!" Cletus replied and Keenie nodded her head.
"Oh come on guys, I am not gonna be mad at you, besides, i betcha you are really curious about it, no...?" Emberlynn says while having her hands on her hips, Keenie, despite still having her eyes cover she start to have some hesitation: was she was telling the truth? She can really watch without her getting mad?
"I'm not sure if you're telling the truth or not..." Cletus spoke.
Keenie didn't says anything, but slowly she start to lower her hand and uncover her eyes, despite a part of her was screaming to not do it
"That is a good girl~" She purred.
In fact Keenie... was actually amazed by the body of Emberlynn, she was really slim, despite having that black hoodie and skirt: 'Wow... she is really... beautiful...?' Keenie began to think as she stares at Emberlynn naked body.
Emberlynn, with a flattered giggle, decide to tease her more and after strike a sexy pose, she says in a teasing and sexy tone: "See something that you like~?"
Keenie didn't replied but her face turn bright red.
"KEENIE! DON'T LOOK!" Cletus yelled while still having his eyes closed, but unfortunately for him, Keenie wasn't listening as she was continuing staring at Emberlynn sexy body.
"See~? Nothing is wrong, Keenie~ your Mistress can't be mad a small things like this~" Emberlynn reassures hrs with a sexy wink.
"I...Uh...I..." Keenie isn't sure how to respond but her face is still bright red.
"Either way..." Emberlynn says as she pick the clothes from Gietia and the others and put it on before turning around, facing Keenie and asked: "How does it looks on me~?"
"Don't said anything to her, Keenie!" Cletus shouted as he is still covering his eyes.
"Huuuh... I... Uhm..." Keenie was a loss of word, she was still blushing, and, she didn't know what to say.
"Does it look good on me if I do this~?" Emberlynn says while doing a cute and sexy pose, clearly starting to get turned on.
"Y-yes, y-y-you do..." Keenie replied while she gulp nervously.
"Oh I am so happy about it~" Emberlynn says excited and also happy.
"Keenie!" Cletus says harshly as she finally look at her... and see how Keenie was blushing while also being extremely nervous.
'Oh no!' Cletus thought in a panic as a horrified expression appear on his face.
"What did you do to her?" Cletus says as he finally looked at Emberlynn... before regret it and close to instantly.
"Oh I didn't do nothing, Cletus, I just asked what she think about the gifts from my fiancés..." Emberlynn says with a smirk.
"What kind of gift that a woman would give to her fiancee?" Cletus asked while covering his eyes tighter.
"This outfit that they all did for me... does it look good on me?" Emberlynn asked to Cletus, while Keenie, still with her huge blush nodded again in silent while thinking: Oh Lord... give me the strength necessary to not crave for that body!
"I'm not answering that!" Cletus said as he start to walk in the room while his eyes are still closed.
"What a shame..." Emberlynn says disappointed, before looking at Keenie and approach her, her smirk returning, after that, she pull a finger under her chin and make her look on her eyes: "You know? I appreciate your compliments of before... you have pleased your Mistress profusely~" she says with a purr.
"I did?" Keenie asked.
Emberlynn nodded: "Indeed... maybe if you continue to please me this way, I could show you more of me, does this propose appeal to you~?" she asked, while still being with that sexy dominant of voice that she like to use on role-play with her fiancés.
"Don't answer that, Keenie!" Cletus shouted as he managed to find a door handle with his eyes closed, quickly open it, and left the room.
"I... uhhh... uuuhh... I... I.. " Keenie was in a lose of words, and while that she thinks: 'Deep breath... deeeeep breath, Keenie... everything is fine... she just proposed for you to be a good maid... and after that she can show... more... of that... that... that... that sexy... sexy... AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!'
"Is something the matter, Keenie-chan?" Emberlynn asked.
"N-no... I... I accept it...!" Keenie says before closing her mouth with both her hands, after realising what she did.
"Wonderful~ I'll be sure to waiting... but anyway, Gietia and the others are here, I heard the door open, so it's better that if I introduce you and Cletus to them..." Emberlynn says while doing a whisk before going to the door, swinging her hips left and right as lats way to tease Keenie.
Keenie felt her face turn ten time bright red. 'Keep yourself together girl! Tr-Try to think something else to distract yourself!' Keenie think wildly as she closes her eyes and trying to think at something else rather than the naked, slim and sexy body of Emberlynn. I better find Cletus... Keenie thought. And with that said she exit the room, while that Emberlynn was greeting Gietia and the others.
"So guys where you where this time?" Emberlynn asked as she nuzzle her nose affectionately on the beck of Gietia.
"We were having a meeting with the other Goetias that want to asked the spider demon hand in marriage." Gietia replied while his face turn light pink.
"Ooh... funny thing, some female Goetias have invited me for a tea party tomorrow..." Emberlynn says as she caress the fluffy chest of another Goetia.
"That nice." Another male Goetias said.
"I guess they want to know you." Another said.
"And that fact you lived at the hotel with the radio demon Alastor, they want to know some information about him." Another male Goetia added.
"Yeah I know..." Emberlynn says as she purrs.
"Now that I see... you are wearing that outfit that we all gifted you..." another male Goetia says as she pointed out her closets
"Oh yeah... I couldn't wait any longer and decide to give it a try..." Emberlynn says as she jump out, facing them and do a sexy pose: "Does it look good on me? Boys~?" she asked in a playful sexy tone while raising her eyebrows seductively.
"Very..." The Male Goetias replied with their face bright red.
Emberlynn giggle: "Why thank you... maybe if this night you are in the mood, I would try out this dress... on the bed~" she says with a more playful tone.
All of them are so looking forward for that. "Right now, I want all you to meet our new staff members." Emberlynn announced.
"New staff members?" They all said.
"Yeah, they are actually two souls that I obtain as an Overlord, in where I decide to hire them as my personal butler and maid!" Emberlynn says with an excited tone
"Can we meet them?" One male Goetia asked.
"But of course!" Emberlynn says before calling out: "Cletus? Keenie? I need to come here again for a moment!"
And at the moment, Cletus and Keenie appear after their name was being called. Cletus managed to stay proper and well manner while Keenie is doing her best to hide her exposed chest area. "You called for us, Mistress?" They both bowed.
"Yes, i want you to meet my fiancés..." Emberlynn says as she put her hands on their shoulders, and, while Cletus was a bit annoyed, Keenie, meanwhile was a blushing mess and she look at the ground while trying to not thinking about the sexy body of Emberlynn.
"Please to meet you gentleman's." Cletus said as he spoke to the male Goetias.
"Y-yeah... pleasure to meet you... too.." Keenie manages to say while blushing a lot.
"Nice to meet you as well." All the male Goetia replied.
"These two were actually ex-angels, you know?" Emberlynn says as she give some details about them.
"Really?" One asked excitedly.
Emberlynn nodded: "Niffty told me more about them, she said that Alastor have found them on a roof nearby the hotel..." Emberlynn started to explain.
By the end of the explanation: "And then Lucifer turned them into imps as a punishment for insulting his people."
""Well, I agree with Lucifer for that punishment." One male Goetia spoke as he glares at Cletus and Keenie.
"Oh please don't be hard on them." Emberlynn gave that one male Goetia a gentle stroke on his cheek and purrs as she nuzzles on his neck. "It's how they were brought up, but I think we can re-educate them." She kissed him fully on the lips.
"I don't really like my situation right now..." Cletus says begrudgingly while Keenie still was a blushing mess and looking at the floor
"I just hope they don't try to killed us since they used to be an angel." Another male Goetia spoke.
"Nah... I own their souls, they won't, plus, I have hired because they didn't have a place to go..." Emberlynn says as she show the soul contract of Keenie and Cletus.
"That is a good thing you own their souls." Another Male Goetia said as he and the other looked at the soul contract.
"Either way, they are under training by Alfred now..." Emberlynn says as she made the soul contract disappear.
"That is good to know." All the male Goetias nodded their heads.
Gietia was happy to hear that. "I know that Alfred will take very good of them."
And right at the moment Alfred came: "Ah... you are all here..." he says while adjusting his monocle.
"Hello, Alfred." Emberlynn spoke kindly to Alfred.
"Hello again Princess Emberlynn and Prince Gietia..." Alfred greeted.
"I see you continue to do some training with Cletus and Keenie?" A tall male Goetia asked.
"But of course..." Alfred says as he bow in respect.
"Ok, then. " Emberlynn nodded her head. "Cletus and Keenie, you can go back training with Alfred."
"Now... we are going to do some cooking..." Alfred announced.
"Bu-but I don't know how to cook..." Cletus says a bit worried.
"M-me too..." Keenie spoke... with a bit of daydreaming voice, she was still thinking about before... and it was changing her, slowly.
"Don't worry, the chief and I will teach you." Alfred said.
"Yeah... just go and learn, it will be fun!" Emberlynn says as she gently push Keenie and Cletus.
"Okay, okay... jeez!" Cletus says annoyed by the push, while Keenie yelp before closing her mouth with both of her hands: Wait... if I cook her a delicious meal... maybe she can... no! No! Bad Keenie...! But still... she thought.
"Come along, Cletus and Keenie. We must keep Princess Emberlynn and the Princes of the Goetias waiting." Alfred said.
And with that said... both Cletus and Keenie follow Alfred on the kitchen... they were a bit reluctant about it.
"Let's get going then... I am starting here..." Emberlynn says as she look at her fiancés.
"And so are we." Emberlynn's fiancés replied.
"Also... there is something that you must know..." Gietia says.
"What is, Gietia-Kun?" Emberlynn asked as she look up at him.
"When we went to meeting with the other Goetias that want to ask the spider demon's hand in marriage." Gietia speak.
"And tomorrow they will come at the hotel to ask his hand..." another male Goetia says.
"Oooh... now that's sound interesting...!" Emberlynn says a bit excited on where it is going.
"But first, they want to ask him if he will be okay if they want to change his gender so he could bare a heir for them." Gietia said.
"I don't think he would agree... I know him and he prefer being this way..." Emberlynn says.
"But they want to do it since they believe he was supposed to be born as a woman in the first place due to his appearance. And they will try to convince him once one of them took him out on a date." Another male Goetia explain.
"What can I say? Good luck with that..." Emberlynn shrugged while picking the phone and scroll through the messages of Niffty, before seeing the photo of Razzle on top of a naked Deerie and whistle: "Damn... the ship is evolving so fast... and i like how things are evolving between them..." she says with a huge grin.
"Should we also tell you that they also want to buy some expensive pet for him as well?" Another male Goetia asked.
"But he already have Fat Nuggets..." Emberlynn says as she look away from her phone.
This made all the male Goetias looked confused. "Um, who is Fat Nuggets?" One of them asked.
Emberlynn sighed as she start to explain everything of Angel Dust.
Including having a pet baby pig who he treats like it own child, son, and baby and named him Fat Nuggets.
"So, you're saying that Angel have a pet pig named Fat Nuggets?" Gietia said.
"Pretty much... me and Niffty have done so many fanfictions about it..." Emberlynn finished.
"Well, that is going to be a problem once the Goetias would asked Angel about the pets they want to buy for him when they goes see him tomorrow." A male Goetia spoke.
"Uh-huh..." Emberlynn says... but suddenly there was an explosion on the kitchen.
"Goddammit!" Cletus yelled in anger from the kitchen.
And you could hear the smoke detector going off as well in the kitchen.
"Sigh Guess we are gonna eat bad tonight... huh?" Gietia asked with a tired expression.
"Yeah..." the male Goetias all sighed.
"Don't worry boys, after the dinner... i will make you sure you would remember this night in a good way~" Emberlynn says while being with her seductive and playful tone in order to distract Gietia and the others about the bad dinner that is going to be served
And luckily for her, it did works.
"C-can't wait..." Gietia says while trying to hide his erection and so did the others.
Emberlynn giggled playfully: "Then don't keep a lady waiting~" Emberlynn finished with her sly smile before going to the dinning room while moving her hips left and right along with her tail.
And without hesitation, Gietia and the other Goetias followed her.
"What a woman..." Gietia whispered in arousement.
Elsewhere
"Ngh..." Agent 2 wakes up in a dizziness: "Where I am now...?" she asked while rubbing her head with a... scale hand?
"What the fuck!?" She shouted as she looked at her scale hand.
She then feels her face and it felt like it has scales too. "Scale!? Why my face is scales!?" She shouted. "Mirror! I need a mirror!" The closest one she can find was a mirror shard that was discarded. Agent 2 quickly pick it up and as soon she pick it up. Her eyes widened in shocked, disbelief, and terror. She is now a demon. Agent 2 screamed in pure terror. She couldn't believe it! She has turned into a demon! A real demon! Her scales are green like a kaiju monster dinosaur, her horns black, and her eyes are red, and she has razor sharp teeth.
Agent 2 couldn't help but let out another scream. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" She roared at the Heavens! But that's not all, not only she is a demon, but she is in the Pride Ring and sinners can never leave the pride ring.
"Why! Why I'm a fucking demon!?" She shouted at the sky. "Shouldn't I been in Heaven instead of Hell!?"
"Maybe that's a question you should be asking yourself." Said a voice behind Agent 2 that has a distinctive Spanish accent.
Agent 2 quickly turn her head to see... Carmilla Carmine.
"Argh!" Agent 2 shouted as she back away from a rather tall female demon.
"First of all, tell me what are you doing here on my territory and why I shouldn't silence you for trespassing?" Carmilla asked, her tone dangerous.
"Pardon me, Ms, but I don't even know how or why am I here?" Agent 2 answered, still scared but trying to sound professional. "I don't how or why I look like this?" She indicated her new appearance. "I'm a good, law abiding, God worshiping, America Loving citizen! I should be in Heaven!"
"Sure..." Carmilla says while narrowing her eyes more and crossing her arms, still not believing her.
"Fine, you want proof, here's my badge." Pulls out her DHORKS badge. "I am an agent of a governmental organization where we hunt down and kill demons that are a threat to the United States of America!"
"So you were a government agent and want to exterminate our kind huh? Pretty ironic if you think about it, someone like you that have ends up here in hell..." Carmilla says with a smirk while still having her dangerous tone.
"Of course, your kind has been a threat to my country for a very long time and it is my sworn duty to protect it!" Agent two informed Carmilla in a defensive way. And I am human or at least I was. This has to be some kind of spell by that wolf girl who stabbed me with that broken bottle!"
"Or maybe you were actively a bad person and that's why when you died you actually ended up here in Hell..." Carmilla says as she roll her eyes in annoyance, finding this woman really stupid.
"What!? I'm not a bad person!" Agent 2 shouted.
"Then why are you here, huh?" Carmilla says annoyed while crossing her arms.
"I don't know!" Agent 2 shouted.
"Whatever, either way the cases are two here: either you go away or I will force you to leave since this is my territory..." Carmilla says with her authority tone.
"You think you can boss me around lady?" Agent 2 shouted as she stands up, clearly not liking her tone.
"Yes..." Carmilla admitted bluntly with a deadpan look.
"Then I'm not leaving." Agent 2 stand on her ground while crossing her arms.
"Then I will force you..." Carmilla says as she goes in a fighting position with her ballet shoes.
"I'm not afraid to fight you, you demon!" Agent 2 said as she raise her fists up as well. Preparing to fight as well.
"Then I will let you have your first strike... let's see what you can do..." Carmilla says as she narrow her eyes more, and while that, there were Odette and Clara that were watching the scene unfold.
"Fine!" Agent 2 shouted as she ran towards Carmilla, readying to punch her.
But before she could swing it right at her face, Carmilla block her punch by raising her right leg.
Much to Agent 2's surprised and shocked.
"Wh-What?" Agent 2 replied shocked, Carmilla, with her stoic expression release her leg and then does a low swept on Agent 2 feet.
"Oof!" Agent 2 said as she fell on her back and head after Carmilla does a low swept on her feet.
After that, Carmilla raise her left leg, her ballet shoes ready to bring down upon Agent 2's face.
But Agent 2 quickly roll away before Carmilla's ballet shoes made contact with her face.
"Oh god..." Agent 2 says as she catcher her breath... before trying to launch a bottle that was on the ground at Carmilla, unfortunately for her, Carmilla broke it with the tip of her ballet shoes
This made Agent 2 shriek in fear. She looked at Carmilla with a frightful expression and without thinking which she wasn't proud of herself, she start to run.
"Oh no... you don't get to run in a fight..." Carmilla says as she does some flips and backflips while chasing her before doing a huge jump with some spins and land right in front of Agent 2's path.
"Argh!" Agent 2 scream as she was frightened how quickly the tall female demon landed right in front of her.
"Where did you think we're going?" Carmilla says with a sharp expression before giving a kick on Agent 2's face, making her sunglasses fly and land on balance on the tip of the ballet shoes of Carmilla without breaking them.
Agent 2 groaned in pain as she rubbed her face after getting a kick from the tall female demon.
Before realising that she didn't have her sunglasses anymore.
"My sunglasses!?" She began to panic. "Where are they!?"
"Looking for these?" Carmilla says as she move her leg launching the sunglasses in the air before she open her right hand, the sunglasses lands in the palm of her hand precisely
"Give those back!" Agent 2 shouted, looking angry that the tall female demon have her sunglasses.
"Actually... I don't understand why someone like you would wear sunglasses all the time, even on night or in times where it dosen't required..." Carmilla says as she studies the sunglasses on her hand
"That because I work with my partner Agent 1 who also wear sunglasses to study on demons and prove everybody on Earth that demons are real!" Agent 2 explains.
"Ah yes... the one that got tortured by Angel Dust and Moxxie... a bit hypocrite of you not speaking up sooner to save your friend on being tortured by them, don't you?" Carmilla says as she look at Agent 2 while closing her hand and hold firmly the sunglasses.
This made Agent 2 looked at the tall female demon with a shocked expression. "H-how did you know that?"
"That little crazy girl of Niffty have done a live stream around Hell about you two..." Carmilla says while narrowing her eyes more at Agent 2.
"So that means every demons know what me and Agent 1 did on...Earth...?" Agent 2 looked frightened and dreaded upon realizing that all demons has watched the live stream of her and Agent 1 telling the King of Hell and the other demons as they were being tied to a chair.
"Indeed..." Carmilla says with a nod
"And let just said, you and your partner and friend Agent 1 has somewhat become very hatred in hell after the live event." Carmilla added.
"WHAT?" Agent 2 yelled shocked and scared.
"Indeed..." Carmilla confirmed again.
"To the point, they put a wanted poster of you and Agent 1's face in case you guys come back to Hell again with your portal." Carmilla said.
"Oh no..." Agent 2 says shocked.
"Oh don't worry... I can give you a quick and painless death if you want..." Carmilla says as she tight the hold on the sunglasses without breaking them yet again. "Or I can give you option number 2."
"What's the second option?" Agent 2 asked, still scared but somewhat interested.
"You'll give me your soul and be working for me." Carmilla offered. "At least that way, you won't be killed by all the other demons, both sinners and hellborn, under my protection.
"And what is this... job offering...?" Agent 2 asked hesitatingly.
"Weapon factory..." Carmilla replied bluntly without hesitation.
"A weapon factory?" Agent 2 repeated.
"Yeah... we create fine weapons here: guns, swords, katanas and so on, and we also use every type of steel, from the common one to the angelic one..." Carmilla explained.
"Angelic what?" Agent 2 asked, looking confused.
"Angelic steel..." Carmilla says as she slam her foot near Agent 2's face: "The one that you are seeing right now... the one that can kill sinners like you..." her tone was dangerous as she explain.
"Sinners?" Agent 2 looked frightened by the tall female demon's ballet shoes next to her face. "What is a sinner?" She asked again.
"Still don't get it?" Carmilla says, clearly getting tired of her stupidity and bluntness. "Humans were committed a sin or have been sinful throughout their lives when they were alive." That was best way Carmilla could answer.
"Like..." Agent 2 was about to say but Carmilla beat her on time: "You? Yes.."
"And also me as well." Carmilla added.
"Oh..." Agent 2 was in a left of words right now.
"So that means Agent 1 would become a sinner like me and you here in Hell?" Agent 2 looked at Carmilla.
"If he died... yes... but either way, the choice is yours now: Either you give your soul to me and become one of my workers... or I will personally kill you with my ballet shoes..." Carmilla finished but still have her foot near Agent 2 face,
Agent 2 doesn't have much choice, she may not like working for a demon, but she doesn't want to be killed by one as well. "Fine, I'll work for you."
"Very well." Carmilla said before removing her foot near Agent 2 face.
Agent 2 sigh in relief that she remove her foot from her face when suddenly the tall female demon pulled out a piece of paper more look like a scroll, out of nowhere.
"Sign it..." Carmilla says with a stern and authoritarian voice
"But don't I need a pencil or pen to sign it?" Agent 2 asked.
"That's your problem... not mine, and also, you need to use your real name, no "Agent 2" bullshits or something close to it, got it?" Carmilla says while adding more danger on her tone
"O-ok..." Agent 2 nodded her head, clearly afraid of the tall female demon.
Agent 2 decide to do something and so, after she pick a glass of shard and stung her finger she draw her name with blood on the contract, after that, Carmilla look at the sign before saying: "So... your name is actually Amanda, huh?"
"Yes..." Amanda nodded her head.
"But why would you and your partner would called themselves Agent 1 and 2 instead of your real name?" Carmilla asked.
"Because we like to being called with code name..." Amanda admitted bluntly, after that, the contract disappear and a steel collar appear on Amanda neck, with a steel chain being held on Carmilla's right hand
"What the fuck is this?" Amanda said as she tugged on the steel collar on her neck.
"This means that your soul is bonded to me..." Carmilla says as she hold the chain, while watching her struggle.
Oh dear god, what did I get myself into? Amanda thought as she was drag into the tall female demon into the factory.
Well Amanda, you are now working for one of the most powerful overlords in the Pride Ring. Don't worry, Carmilla will treat you like you are one of her daughters. Do you think Blitz and IMP will get into trouble since they are partially responsible exposing secrets of Hell and almost caused the invasion of DHORKS? Or will Lucifer make a compromise and convince Blitz to let him have ownership of I.M.P? Will Blitz tell everyone that he was almost got abducted by Stolas? Will Lucifer, Vassago, and Emberlynn's fiances confront Stolas about his latest crime and how irresponsible he was for not destroying any evidence of Hell and erasing those two agents' memories and how Lucifer and the Sins have to clean up his mess? Will they also confiscate his Grimore, along with his all romance novels, and rom-coms, and block out his favorite telenovella? Will Ozzie keep his promise always check his mane so that he won't have to face the wrath of Fizz and the Flip-Flop of Doom? Will Keenie give in to her temptations and explore the joys and wonders of sex and ask Emberlynn to be part of her harem? Will Cletus either fight temptation and stick to his moral values or will Emberlynn and everyone else offer him some samples so that he can go with the flow? Will the other male Goetias and the female Goetias try to convince Angel Dust and Alastor to marry them? Will Angel Dust and Alastor accept or turn them down? Will Angel Dust's and Moxxie's dads visit the hotel? Will Verosika give her message to Ozzie about the love potions and make up to Blitz about her behavior and keep her promise to appear in court? Will that court trial ever happen? Find out next time in Forgetting Ars Goetia. I want to to thank Misaki983 and Roario_04 for helping me write this story. And yes, I want fan art of Vaggie looking a cute angel/demon-burrito while being pampered by Charlie and covering her with plushies. And Fizz chasing Ozzie with the Flip-Flop of Doom for accidentally bringing Oliver along that dangerous mission.