Sorry that it's short, since it mostly centres around Brock and his team, along with the Guild members, there was hardly any scene that I could add Naruto to it.

A Maelstrom's Venture

Chapter 39

Bot Seeks Bot

Cemetery

Right now Naruto was in the cemetery with Vain Gloria, seeing as she was paying her respect to an old friend who'd died, she didn't want to go there by herself, so she asked Naruto to be her plus-one for the burial, though it was a little awkward since most of the visitors were villains, though after the pair had finished explaining the reason why he was there, they let the matter drop and continued with the service.

Along with Brock, dressed up as a groundskeeper, had questioned Naruto, in secret, why he was there, with Naruto simply explaining his connection with Vain Gloria, though afterwards Brock did question whether or not Naruto knew who the council members for the guild was, Naruto just tells him, "Come on dad, I don't get involved with Guild or the Old Stupid Idiots, it's just not my style to get involved in politics, now if you'll excuse me, I got an "upset" woman to cheer up." Naruto states to Brock, making the man grumble about his kid being a smartass, though smiles that Naruto isn't really apart of the whole "Guild Vs OSI" thing.

Though a cyborg kept interrupting someone's mourning, Naruto decided to just ignore it and spend his time with Vain Gloria, of course afterwards, both had ended up at Gloria's place, where Naruto had rocked her world.

Night

As it turned out, Gloria had asked Naruto to take her to the local villain nightclub afterwards, mostly so she can regain feelings in her legs, but because she wanted to grab a drink to help numb the pain as well, though secretly it was to try and get someone else to help her "deal" with Naruto's stamina.

So while she "rested" by the bar, making sure to brush off anyone "interested" in her, Naruto was mingling around, chatting with a few villains and having a couple of drinks, though one of the villains did try to slip some poison in his drink, but obviously that didn't affect him, so after realising who did it, Naruto simply decked the guy in the face effectively knocking him out, where the owner first questioned Naruto about it, only for Naruto to explain what had happened and that if the owner didn't believe him to test his glass, which allowed the owner to have the knocked out villain dragged away for questioning.

Where Naruto was then drinking with Vespertina, where he explained that he was with Vain Gloria and that if she "wanted" a good time, to talk about it with her, thus leaving Naruto alone at a table.

Only for Brock, who was dressed up as a yeti mummy to sit in front of him, "Hey dad, what brings you here." Naruto simply asks, since the disguise could never fool Naruto.

"Okay, I get that you can tell who I am under this thing, but what I want to know is why are you here AT A VILLAINS BAR!?" Brock couldn't help but question the strange appearance of his son in such a place.

Naruto just shrugs his shoulders, "What can I say, Gloria wanted to "walk-off" what we did at her place, along with grabbing a drink to "ease" the pain, but I'm guessing she wanted us to "hook-up" with someone else in order to try and tire me out, it's a shame I couldn't get Amber to join us early, but she said something about a job." Naruto explains, taking a sip of his drink, since Naruto figured he could've had "fun" with both "gold themed" people, but never mind if one of the girls were busy.

Hearing this Brock was shocked, his son had slept with Amber from his OSI group, "Wait, you slept with Amber too." Brock couldn't help but exclaim, making Naruto do a slit spit-take.

"W-Wait, dad! Seriously, the woman on your team, who happens to be dating another member, I mean, granted the guy she's with is a total douche, but still." Naruto couldn't help but state and point out.

"What!? I'm as good as the last man." Brock pointed out, since he could agree that Headshot was a total douche in that regards, but felt somewhat insulted by what his son had said.

"I WAS the last man!" Naruto pointed out, making Brock think about it, though chuckled slightly at such a thing, where the two had a slight laugh about the whole messed up affair that they did, since they couldn't really change what had "happened" between themselves and Amber. (A.N. Indiana Jones 3 reference. lol)

With Naruto pointing out that they both might need therapy after that sudden exposure, but both had decided to leave it alone, while promising to tell each other in the future who they've recently slept with, now for obvious reasons.

After that, Brock made himself scarce, since he needed to complete his mission, but also seeing as both Vain Gloria and Vespertina were making their way towards Naruto, with Vespertina helping Gloria to walk, since she was still having a little bit of trouble, "Who was that Naruto?" She couldn't help but ask.

"Just someone I knew, but anyway, I see you both "agreed" to our fun, so let's get outta here before another jealous guy tries to kill me." Naruto answers, where he then picks up Gloria in a one-arm carry, seeing as she was still in some pain, where as Naruto then puts Vespertina over his other shoulder, with both women giggling, while Naruto was thankful for his strength and made his exit, with a few barflies whooping at the sight, making Naruto roll his eyes at everyone, "Y'ALL ARE JUST JEALOUS THAT YOUS CAN'T DO THIS!" Naruto yells out.

"Is it because your picking two women up at the sametime, or because you'll be sleeping with them at the sametime!" A voice calls out, which strangely sounds an awful lot like Shoreleave, since he wanted to tease Naruto a little in front of all the villains.

"YES!" Naruto simply yells out for his answer, which which made everyone there laugh, since the answer was pretty obvious, but this also gave Brock enough of a distraction to sort out the secret informant, since he needed to figure out how to get the "inside" guy out of the bar without anyone noticing, seeing as the real one had made their appearance.

Though Naruto soon left with the women, who were both excited about what they'll "experience" together, along with being able to hang all over Naruto without any problems, the three had missed the owners announcement of both Rusty and Billy being at the club, where the two were about to get tortured by the villains there, along with Brock about to enter his "rage-mode" in order to save his friends, with the disguised Shoreleave trying to keep Brock calm, but luckily for all of them, The Monarch and Sheila had stepped in, pretty much saving Rusty and Billy from the other villains by using the Guild Law against them.

But as it turned out, the giant disco ball that was hanging overhead suddenly drops down, right on Rusty as they were leaving, along with the Monarch doing his whole monologue.

Yet who'd a thought that Naruto would miss all of that, but then again, when was the last time he'd spent some "time" with two villainesses, with him actually taming the two of them, while making sure nothing goes up his ass.

The End.

There you have it, Naruto having a drink with a couple of villainesses, as well as finding out that both he and his father had slept with the same woman, but decided to set up some sort of boundaries for next time.

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