Now fully brought up to the tournament and being carried by Yori (he'd tried to be suave and sweep her off her feet and….well, he got points for effort) Ben was still awestruck by the yokai village; so serene, calm…and with creatures out of dreams.
"…Tim Burton would love this." He mused.
"Did he ever make another 'Nightmare before Christmas' movie?" Yori asked her old love. "We snuck the movie in once….dad and mom actually liked it up until the end."
"No, but there have been games and comics."
"…You mean, manga done the wrong way."
"..You could call it that." Ben sighed, snuggling into Yori's arms even more. "And I could get in better shape."
"Oh, I love you just the way you are." Yori smiled, delighting in Ben's blush…and missing what she said; as her siblings cooed.
"Alright, let's get this over with." Fumiko sighed as the group came to a stop.
Right now, the Yureimoto Sisters, along with Mei, Kiko, Akari, Yuyu, and Aoi, were doing a weigh-in. Yuyu was a bit confused since she was taken out in the first round but went along with it after Yori said it was to make sure she was at an optimal weight.
"You know ideally, we'd have done this before the tournament began, but…well, its been so long since we did this and I believe we were all maxing out our 'Osamu and Amaya aren't here so we can chill' hours." Haru explained.
"Besides, didn't you have that catalogue for Big Beautiful Woman back when we first met?" Yori asked with a teasing smirk.
Ben blushed. "I will neither confirm nor deny..."
Momo and Mitsu took this as a good sign.
"I'll go first," Emiko said. "Let's see what we got here."
"I'll check for you, honey," Sam smiled. Erma nodded along with him.
The Obese Onryo placed herself on the scale as it measured her girth. Once the number was present, Emiko's husband and daughter read it out loud.
"You weigh around 630 pounds, dear," Sam noted.
Erma happily hugged her mother, who smiled as she hugged her daughter back. Yori chuckled as she turned to Ben, Mitsu, and Momo.
"Mind checking my weight for me?"
"We got you, Mom!" The twins chirped.
"I'll see what I can do, hun." Ben smiled.
Emiko got off to let her sister step on next. As Yori looked down at the scale, Mitsu, Momo, and Ben moved to read the numbers.
"Whoa! You're heavier than Auntie Emiko!" Mitsu exclaimed.
"Yeah! 659 pounds!" Momo added. "You're the total heavyweight champ!"
Yori playfully flexed before she suddenly felt someone wrap around her.
"Sorry! Can't help it anymore!" Ben sheepishly said as he sank into Yori's mass, then sneaking in some tickles, making her giggle before she lifted him up…only for Momo and Mitsu to sneak in and tickle their mother.
Fumiko sighed as she stepped on next, Haru acting as her number counter as she looked down at the scale with growing dread.
"Well…you weigh about 657 pounds, just a couple less than Mistress Yori." The Kappa noted.
Yori snickered, extending her long fatty neck near her sister's chubby face.
"Who knew you would be an even bigger fatty like me, Sis."
Fumiko huffed. "Be quiet."
"I dunno, I think you wear the weight well." Ben commented. "Next to Yori, you're definitely the most attractive Sumo."
Haru nodded in agreement with Ben's words as Fumiko blushed slightly but gave the human a nod of thanks as she stepped off to let the excitable Ena on next.
"Kenji, can you be my spotter for me?"
"Sure thing, Mistress…" The cyclops said as he checked the numbers. "Okay, you're at 625 pounds. Not as heavy as the others but…still pretty heavy."
Ena's head bobbed up and down proudly. "Okay, Rin, it's your turn!"
Rin grumbled in annoyance as she slithered her whole mass onto the scale, making sure she could see the numbers properly before frowning as she read the results out loud.
"690 pounds…" The Nure-onna sighed. "Of course, I'd be the heaviest of the group."
"Well, you do have more mass to work with, Rinny~" Akari teased.
"Yeah, you're like a living beanbag plush." Ben chuckled.
Rin gave both of them dirty looks before Erma gave her a reassuring hug and a pat, making the snake woman smile gratefully at her niece.
"You can go next, Mayumi," Emiko said to her youngest sibling, who nodded shyly as she stepped on the scale.
Erma, being the supportive niece she was, looked at the numbers before manipulating her hair to form the numbers "624" to signify the Noppera-bo's weight.
"Just a pound under me! Good job, Mayumi!" Ena praised.
Mayumi nodded silently before stepping off the scale, letting Akari measure her weight next.
"616 pounds. Not bad."
"Marvel Reference!" Ben coughed into his fist.
"Alright, Mistress…" Yuyu accepted as she stepped on the scale next. "Oh my…626 pounds. That's quite heavy."
"All that's left is Aoi," Fumiko said.
Kentaro chuckled as he and Aoi nodded to each other before the latter waddled forward and placed herself on the scale. The oni walked in front of his obese fiance and kneeled down to check the results of her weight.
"Alright! 631 pounds!"
Aoi giggled. "Oh my. Compared to us, I'm definitely fatter than you~"
"Eh, I'm fine with that." Kentaro chuckled. "After all, it makes us a power couple."
"You two are...so cute together!" Ben smiled.
"Move aside, fatass. Let the real beauties through." Mei smirked as she shoved Aoi rudely off, much to everyone's annoyance as she stepped onto the scale. "633 pounds...Mama likey~"
"My turn now," Kiko said as she stepped onto the scale next. "Give it to me, Tohru."
The oni punk nodded as he looked over the scale for his Yuki-onna girlfriend.
"632 pounds."
Mei giggled. "You're really putting it on, sweetie~"
Kiko blushed as her partner shook her belly, making it wobble and jiggle tantalizingly.
Knightmare Lord A/N:
Just a fun little mini-chapter with the Yureimoto Family weighing themselves and having fun. Figured we could also have some lovey-dovey romance as well.