Episode 1
The first Attack.
It takes place after the end of Gravity Falls Dipper and Mabel are now separated from each other, With Dipper now on a journey of a lifetime with new friends on a mission to escape from new enemies.
A certain young boy in an orange shirt and recently procured Lumberjack hat stared out the window as the familiar landscape of Trees and Woodland passed by him, The same Woodlands he and his sister, Who was now resting on his shoulder fast asleep with her pig, had spent all Summer in, experiencing the most wondrous things and discovery's, Their Long lost Grunkle Ford, and the Apocalypse… Yeah, Good luck suppressing that last shit, He thought to himself on what to say to his class when he and Mabel got back.
Dipper: If you've ever taken a road trip through the Pacific Northwest you've probably seen a bumper sticker for a place called gravity Falls, It's not on any maps and most people have never heard of it, Some People think it's a myth, but If you're curious, don't wait, take a trip, find it, it's out there somewhere in the woods, waiting.
He then glanced down at the Letter Wendy gave him, She told him to open it when they were home, But Dipper was curious and home wasn't for another ten hours, And so, He opened it up and found what was inside, It was a small folded piece of Paper, He unfolded it, to reveal it was card with Everyone's signature on it, Evan Robbie's and Gideons, With a big "See you next Summer." right smack dab in the Middle, Dipper's eyes widened in surprise, Before a smile crept across his face.
Present Day.
This was not meant to be…
Incoherent Voice: … Dipper … Dipper!...
Blaster noises could be heard in the background, As Dipper's mind faded in and out of his dreams,
Dib: Is he all right?
Vana: I think he's in shock.
Mark: Dipper, wake up!
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Dipper: (Voice). How did I come to this and where is Mabel? Well, Sad to say… Other things happened that put another trip to Gravity Falls on hold… Permanently… A few days after we started school again… There was an explosion outside our House. We didn't know what it was so we went outside to see,
Dipper: (Voice). And all around us…
Dipper and Mabel stared in shock as the houses of their Neighbors were set on Fire, Screams and Shouts as Ordnance reigned down from the Sky! A dark shadow loomed over everything!
(Scene shows the entire town on fire and Being attacked By Creatures).
Dipper: (Voice) …Villains Had Come…
Dipper: (Voice). Our Parents got us inside and ushered us in the basement.
Dad: Don't come out unless you hear someone you know!
Dipper: (Narrating.) And he closed the door!
Dipper: (Voice). We waited hours for them to come Back,
Mabel was the first to Open the door, and when She, Dipper and Waddles emerged, they stared in horror at the smoking ruins of Piedmont.
Dipper: (Voice) When the Chaos had stopped, our parents… were nowhere to be found.
Mabel: MOM!?, DAD!?
Dipper: (Narrating.) They were gone…
(Scene Changes to Dipper and Mabel going separate ways.)
Dipper: (Narrating.) After that, and especially with Stan and Ford disappearing not to long ago, We had to be split up amongst our moms side of the Family, Mabel went to Stay with our Cousins Family, While I was recruited by our Uncle Mark for the force that arrived at our town and rescued us after it was attacked, The same one this is Particular Villain Faction had been fighting for years… A force of Heroes known as… The Freedom Watch.
Earlier Today.
It had been Seven months since that day, Dipper sat on the couch with His Uncle Mark, A man with Orange hair and scruff, a yellow shirt, Two silver gauntlets and a brown cloak, both were watching old war videos involving the Freedom Watch.
Narrator: In the days of the merge Evil plotted against Good and Each other For either control of the world or survival of the fittest, The Disney Vs Non Disney Villain Wars soon became to much for the world to bear, And Before long heroism returned to set everything right and Created an army dedicated to fighting villainy everywhere. The Freedom watch, Led by the Prime Commander, They fight to bring peace and order to a world suffering at the hands of Evil.
As they watched the video, A silver Fox in a Gray Cloak and a scar across his left eye entered the room. By now, Dipper was growing board.
Dipper: Uncle Mark, Why do you insist we keep watching these old war videos?
Mark: These old war videos are a part of the history of the Freedom Watch, All members should learn from the past.
Fox: Bah, Honestly Mark I don't know why you keep trying to bore that Nephew of yours, Yes the Heroes vs Disney vs Non Disney Villains War is still happening, But what do these older vids have to do with them?
Mark: C'mon Jack, You're just saying all that because you don't like the stereotypes, Rats, Weasels, Stoats, Ferrets, Foxes…
Jack: Yes Thank you, Sir, Much obliged of you to bring that Up.
Dipper: Hey don't take it the other Not… all foxes are bad, Look at you you fought for the Good guys during the Shadow Wars of Old remember, I never asked, What were the Dark Nation like?
Jack: Trust me boy, You wouldn't want to know, Speaking of which, Seems the others could use a hand.
Dib: Uhh, Hello? A little help?
Dipper saw his friend on the Comms, He looked to his Uncle who merely shrugged.
Outside the Ship.
The Young boy in the Black trench coat, Blue shirt with the gray face and Black hair with the spike, sat helplessly as he sat there, with his foot stuck in a little hole not too far from a small ravine, His name was Dib, and he groaned as his Partner, A young redhead girl in a Pink dress by name of Vana Glama, was setting adjustments to an Ion cannon
Dib: Seriously Vana?! Are you trying to kill me?
Vana: Hey You wanna get your foot out of there or Not?
Dib: Yeah I wanna-
Vana: Good, Now shut up and let me aim!
Vana Aimed the cannon at the hole Dib's leg was caught in and fired, The resulting blowback sent Dib flying into a tree trunk in the process, He screamed in Terror the whole time until has back hit a tree trunk and he laid sprawled against it, Luckily with his leg unharmed, Vana was sprawled on her back too, the cannon's impact knocking her off her feet even more, She remained that way until Dipper, Mark and Jack arrived on the sean.
Mark: Alright, what's the problem Now.
Vana, immediately seeing her commanding officer, Flipped to her feet and saluted at once.
Vana: Sir, Membrane's leg got stuck in a hole, luckily I freed him.
Dib meanwhile, got shakily to his feet
Dib: Yeah sure, Thanks alot.
Mark: Jesus Vana, Don't you think that was a bit much?! You could have killed him!
Vana: Pfft, It got him out didn't it?
Jack turned to Dipper.
Jack: The Girl has issues.
Mark sighed.
Mark: Whatever, did you at least find the landslide?
Vana: Directly on the other side of this gorge Sir.
Mark went over to investigate and peered down to a small spur, with several rocks buried at the end.
Mark: That's it, Dipper, go help Dib to his feet, Jack, get the rope and tools.
Jack: Roger.
As soon as Jack unpacked several ropes and Harnesses, The Freedom Watch descended down to the casino below, there, they stood in front of the landslide, A huge mass of stone and soil.
Dib: Why did Prime Commander Gwydion send us here to clear some Rockslide on the side of Westside Island anyway?
Jack: This was a mineshaft to the Mystic Cave, The avalanche that caused this shut it down two days ago.
Mark: Luckily no one was killed, But the miners insisted we investigate.
Vana: So We're just here for cleanup?
Mark: Like it or not Vana, This is the Job to do, As is our duty.
And with that, He switched on one of his silver Gauntlets to reveal a red energy blade shooting out of it.
Mark: Besides, No job is impossible with the right tools.
Mark soon began to slash away at the ruble.
Mark: Everyone lend a hand here, Jack.
Jack pulled out his Sword and stuck the blade between the ruble.
Mark: Vana.
Vana Kicked at a section of rock.
Jack: C'mon Boys.
Dipper and Dib pulled out some pickaxes from the pack and started chipping away at the rubble.
Mark: You too Mac, Where's Mac?
?: Heads Up!
The team looks up to see a rocket heading towards them and immediately scatters as the rocket hits its course, Blowing the front of the landside apart, and somehow not causing an even bigger landslide, At the top of a small ledge overlooking the spur, An African American man appeared, Dressed in an black bullet proof holster vest over an orange shirt, Green pants and was armed with various guns and blasters.
Mac: Sorry about that you guys, Had to see the weak spot, you know?
Mac "Gunsling" McDaniels hopped to the ground and hosted the bazooka on his back.
Mark: Yes Next time give us a warning while you're at it, Next time?
Mac: Yeah, Duly noted.
Jack just sighed and shook his head.
Jack: Youngsters… Too busy looking for a quick fox…
Dipper: Why's he such a grouch all the time?
Dib: You'd be a groucho too if you slept for a hundred years and woke up in the New era.
Jack shot the boy a scathing glare as he smacked the back of his head.
Jack: You got something, Big Head?
Dib: My heads not big!
Vana: Yeah, sure live in denial of that why don't you, It's the only thing you…
Dipper: Oh shut up Vana, Just because you're currently the token female of this group doesn't mean you deserve a higher rank, What have you ever contributed?
Vana: Well I'll have you know Pines, Is that I've trained in Martial Arts, Espionage, and have a well versed rogues gallery right here in my head.
Dipper: Heh, The only useful thing you've ever done is get yourself stuck inside the vents, We slept ever so peacefully that night.
Vana: Why you Little!-
Mark: Enough!
Both were quickly pulled apart by their commanding officer, who quickly set them down on a few rocks, before addressing his Squad.
Mark: Okay, I know we're all stuck out here in the middle of nowhere for nothing more than plot convenience and that the guy writing this had no original ideas so he decided to steal from other media, But remember we're all cobs in the great big man.
Vana: This speech again?
Dipper: Yep.
Mark: A man that's stronger as a whole, Than anyone man or woman, Together we can move mountains!
While he was giving his speech, Something was starting to glow underneath the Rubble behind them and A huge amount of unknown energy suddenly erupted behind them causing another explosion, The Freedom Watch were blown to the other side of the the spur, All luckily unharmed.
Mac: What was that?
Vana: Must have been a faulty explosive.
Dib: Did anyone notice a tint of green?
Now curious, The team went over to the exposed hole in the Rubble and found something glowing, under a small rock pile, Dipper shifted them aside to get a closer look.
Dib: Uhh Dipper I don't think…
Mark: Dipper! No!
Dipper just cleared away some rocks to find a glowing Green Emerald.
Mac: What is it?
Vana: A Chaos Emerald…, Is this what caused that explosion?
Mark: Maybe, but I've never known Chaos Emeralds to be Bombs.
Dipper: Must have been faulty gunpowder than.
Suddenly, A beeping was heard on Mark's Communicator, he pulled out and listened as the Ship's computer sent a message.
Computer: Warning!, Warning!, Unidentified Aircraft inbound, Possible Villain origin.
Mark: Villains? In this sector? Which Faction?
Jack: No idea, But we'd better not stand around waiting for them to find us, Bring the Emerald and Lets go.
Dipper: Jack Wait! Shouldn't we inform the Miners about this?
Jack: There's No time, let's Move!
And with that, the Team quickly scrambled aboard their Scout Ship, It was a modest cruiser, with Gold paint and Twin mounted Cannons, Once onboard, Mark and the rest set the Emerald before them in the ships Coffee Room.
Jack: So any of heer of the seven chaos emeralds?
Vana: Of course, The Chaos Emeralds are the most powerful magical artifact in the known universe, each one containing a fragment of great power, Collect all seven and a miracle happens,
Mark: And once they come together they scatter all over the planet.
Dipper: Everyone knows that.
Jack: Yep, but did you know this little fun fact? The only way we were able to survive the first Phase of the war was by getting as many of the Emeralds as we could before the Villain Factions could and keep them out of their the final Battle of the first Phase, they scattered across the world as usual, and have not been seen for a long time.
Dib: But weren't they found and used like… four times after that?
Jack: Uh… Yeah, But not since the Black Arms invasion.
Dipper: And now we've found one…
Computer: Warning, Warning, Villains Inbound, Villains inbound.
Mac: It's not the only thing that we found.
Quickly the crew got to their positions on the Main deck and observed the oncoming threat as they sped across the sky away from Westside Island.
Dib: Whatever it is, It's following us.
Mark: Set all boosters to instant charge up,
Vana: Forgive me for saying so sir but, We are but simple scouts, Are you really thinking of taking on an entire villain Horde?!
Mark: No, We just need to get away from them.
Mac: Not sure we can do the sir, They seem to be on our tail already.
Mark: Then get the engines ready now!
And so the ship's boosters were primed and as Mark hit the ignition, They blasted off away from Westside Island, The speed they were going was almost akin to light speed, As they zoomed forward for what felt like an hour, The finally stopped somewhere.
Dipper: Wow… didn't think the ship could do that.
Mark: Yeah, This was thrown in for plot convenience, We should be away from whatever those Villains were though.
Suddenly a small beeping was heard.
Computer: Negative, Negative, Villain craft is still in pursuit!
Mark: WHAT?!
Mac: Aww.
Vana: You gotta be kidding me!
Dib: Then where are they?
Just then, Rumbling was heard from below them. The ship shook as this happened, Jack reached the Monitors and looked.
Jack: They're right below us!
Mark: Evasive maneuvers!
The Ship quickly moved out of the way as the enemy ship rose from the clouds, And soon a mass of giant Metal emerged from the Clouds, revealing to be a great flying fortress! Colored in red, yellow, dark gray and white.
Jack: Dear god… I know that ship… It's the Egg Carrier!
Mac: The Egg Carrier wasn't that destroyed.
Mark: The first two one's at least, This must be the third… Just as much as I know the man who built and owns it.
Dipper: Who?
Jack: Dr Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik, one of the Chief Lieutenants to the Dark Lord himself.
Mark: Jargafar…
Dib: Jargafar?! As in the cruel and unusual Sorcerer of Darkness?, Who eats Broken dreams and traumatized children for Breakfast?!
Aboard the Egg Carrier.
A pair of Purple eyes stared intently at the Monitor above, Tak was an Alien being descended from the Planet Irk, She had green skin, Square shaped antenna, A light gray metal backpack with Purple spots, and dressed in a purple and magenta uniform, Customary of her species, Complete with a pair of Steel toed boots, Two rats named Redtooth and Darkclaw stood adjacent to her as she observed their quarry.
Darkclaw: Are you sure it's on that rustbucket of a vessel?
Tak: What do you think, Fool?We didn't just chase that thing to god knows where if we didn't! Besides, If the scans are correct it should be on that ship.
Redtooth: That's what the scans told you the last time, and the time before that too, It's been seven months, Lord Jargafar…
Tak: Spare me your pessimism Redtooth… It has to be here or else lord Jargafar wouldn't have ordered us to…
But before she could finish, Another Rat burst in, This one was larger and more Savage looking than the other Two, With Brown Fur and a scar on his right kneecap, An eye patch coving his missing right eye, while the remaining eye, A gold one glared balefully at everything in sight, He was dressed in a Maroon cloak held together by a Moles skull, A purple jerkin over a tan t-shirt and a brown belt with a silver buckle.
Cluny: What's the status?
Redtooth: We just came across a Freedom watch scoutcraft chief, had to chase me a bit though, Tak thinks it has something on board.
Cluny: A Chaos Emerald?
Tak: Affirmative, It seems to have fallen into the hands of some heroes.
Cluny: Where's the Doctor then? I would have thought He'd be heading this chase.
DarkClaw: Well see Chief, He went to go inform-
At that moment, The said Doctor entered the room, Dr. Ivo Robotnik, Commonly known as Dr Eggman, was a Obese yet tall man, with a torso roughly shaped like an egg, He wore Green tinted goggles over his head, Small blue glasses concealing his eyes, with an elegant red coat sporting two gold buttons on either side, In addition to white gloves on his hands and a pair of black pants.
Eggman: So, what's the statues on the Chaos Emerald?, Tak, Anything to say?
Tak: Energy readings off the scale, Doctor, Should we fire on these Heroes?
Eggman: Cripple their ship but do not destroy it… Yet.
Tak: Of course sir.
She pulled out a Megaphone and spoke into it.
Tak: Fighter Aircrafts A, B and C, deploy and attack!
Outside the Egg Carrier, Fighter Aircrafts A, B and Jet fighters from Skydeck all launched from the Egg Carrier and attacked the ship, sending bolts of Energy and Missiles into it, and causing the ship to rock!
Mark: Battle Stations!
The Ship flew out of the way of the pursuing jets.
Mac: Activating turrets!
Turrets emerged on the ship and managed to Shoot down two jets and Scatter a few others, However one jet fired a volley of missiles at them and a few managed to hit their mark.
Jack: We've been hit!
Dib: We're gonna die!
Aboard the Egg carrier.
Tak: Their defenses are damaged!
Eggman: Recall all remaining fighters and activate the tractor beam.
A light green tractor beam was fired at the ship.
Vana: They've got us in a tractor beam!
Mark: Fire the turrets!
Mac: Nothing, Powers used up.
Aboard the Egg carrier.
Eggman: Cluny, Go assemble your troops.
Cluny: Yes doctor.
Eggman: Release the boarding shoot!I'll go get my Egg Walker.
A Boarding shoot was then released and attached to the ship.
Dipper: They're coming aboard!
Mark: Quickly Hide the Emerald!
Dipper went to the Conference Room to get the emerald, But just as he grabbed it and ran back out to meet the others, an explosion suddenly came from where the Boarding shoot was cutting! Knocking him the other way where it hits his head and goes unconscious.
Dib and Vana: Dipper!
Both kids ran to his side and quickly retrieved him, Mark was about to join them, When suddenly More Blaster fired came from the smoking hole! Jack quickly drew his Sword as Mark activated his gauntlets.
Jack: We have been Breached!
Mark: Prepare for battle!
Dr Eggman's theme played as he stormed in driving an Egg Walker and started firing upon the interior of the ship
Eggman: Attack ATTACK!
Tak, Cluny and a bunch of Rats Weasels Stoats and Ferrets charged in, Most of them were quickly gunned down by Mac upon entry.
Mark: Hold your Ground!
Dip and Vana try to carry the unconscious Dipper and the Emerald away from the battle but suddenly found themselves facing Tak and her Robot Sidekick, Mimi, A red eyed Black Cat that quickly changes into a Silver Robot with an extendable Arm.
Tak: Hello, Dib.
Dib: Uh-Oh.
At Taks command, Mimi ran straight towards them, Her Arm smashing the floor as she went, but suddenly shot in the head by Blaster bolt before she got close.
Mac: Kids! Over here!
Dib and Vana ran over to Mac, And quickly took Dipper behind the ship's Control Panel, There they hid with Mac as they took cover from Eggman's Cannons, Mac popped his head and fired a HK G36 at him.
Mac: Eat Led Fatso!
Eggman: Ha! you call that fire power!?
He pushed a Button, And Alarge Cannon came out from the side.
Eggman: Get a load of this!
And the Mad Doctor fired the Cannon!
Mac: Get Down!
Luckily, They didn't have to, As Vana then quickly whipped out a Shield Bubble around them, Quickly absorbing Eggman's attack, Meanwhile, Jack and Mark fought off Cluny's remaining troops, Matk slashed at a Stoat and Two Ferrets as they came at him.
Mark: Hold your ground!
Jack parried a spear thrust from a Rat.
Jack: What does it look like I'm doing?!
Mark than suddenly Blocked a tail attack with his shield, And Cluny
Cluny: Hello there, How are the in-laws.
Mark Charged at Cluny with a yell and clashed his Blade against Cluny's sword, Both combatants pushed against each other for Dominance.
Cluny: Where is the chaos emerald?
It was at that moment that Dipper woke up, to find Vana watching over him.
Vana: Are you all right?
Dipper: Yeah, I've been through worse, What Happened?
Dib: We're under Attack!
Suddenly, A Metallic Spider Leg nearly stabbed Dib, But he managed to Avoid it. The three kids looked up to see Tak standing over them, staring at Dib.
Tak: I never thought our paths would cross again, Dib.
Dib: Uh oh.
Tak: Mini, Get them.
Mini then appears in front of our heroes and her Claw grabs a hold of Dipper.
Dib: Let him Go Tak!
Dib grabbed a conveniently placed wrench and hit Mimi with it, but it didn't work somehow.
Jack meanwhile, found himself Cornered By Redtooth, Darkclaw, and Two more Rat Captains named Fangburn and Cheesethief, All four having drawn their Swords.
Redtooth: Might as well put you out of your misery, you old crone.
Jack: Evan in my old I can cut though you worms one at a time, Try it unless you four are craven, Eh?
Cheesethief: C'mon lads, Lets gut him up good!
Jack fought off the four Rat captains as they charged at him and clashed swords with him.
Meanwhile, Vana punched and kicked Mimi until with one Final Kick!
Vana: Hy-Yah!
Mimi dropped Dipper in the Process, Who went Flying into Tak!
Dipper: Vana!
Vana: Go, I'll hold her off.
She got into a fighting stance as Dipper Ran off to help Dib, Eggman suddenly took notice.
Eggman: Everyone! Get that Boy! He has the Emerald!
Dipper and Dib were then cornered By Shadow, A Black Rat with Red eyes in a Blue Cloak, and Killconey, The only Ferret Captain in Cluny's Horde.
Dib: Split up!
Dib quickly charged off in the direction with Killconey in pursuit.
Dipper: Wait Dib!
Dipper tried to run to his friend's aid, but was stopped By Shadow, A Black Rat with Red eyes in a Blue Cloak, The Rat smeared as he drew out a pair of Daggers.
Shadow: The emerald, Boy.
Dipper: You're Not Getting it, Rat!
Dipper then ran in the other direction, While Dib quickly found himself, fleeing from an Axe wielding Kilcony.
Dib: AAHHHHHH!
Killconey: Hold still so I can carve you up!
Mark was still fighting Cluny as he noticed
Mark: Need any Help Dib?
Dib: Yes! Give me a Weapon over here!
Dib suddenly had to dodge Killconeys Axe as it hit another panel, Again!
Dib: Okay seriously! Do you know how expensive these things are?
Killconey: Those things?! You should see the cost of my Ax!
The Ferret let the ax stay where it was and chased after Dib again.
Mark managed to Parry a thrust from Cluny's sword, Grabs Dib, and Gets out of killconeys way as he charges headlong into Cluny, Knocking him over, Killcony smiled nervously once he realized his mistake.
Cluny: Get off me! Moron!
And the Warlord pushed off his hapless lieutenant.
Meanwhile, Dipper found himself backed into a Corner of the ship By Shadow, Who kicked away his Blaster.
Shadow: The Chaos Emerald!
Shadow almost lurched at the Boy, but was suddenly grabbed By Mark and Thrown across the Room.
Mark: Everyone! We need to regroup!
Vana was still engaged in her fight with Tak.
Vana: Kinda busy Here!
She Dodges a punch from the Irken and retaliates with a Judo throw.
Eggman: Give us the Emerald or Die!
Dr Eggman aimed his Lock on canon at the group.
Mac: Hell Naw!
Mac quickly fired one of his Sniper rifles at the turret and blew it off!
Eggman: Agh! My Gun!
Jack was still fighting Fangburn and CheeseThief at the same time after knocking out Redtooth and sending Darkclaw on a collision course with shadow.
Jack: Had enough, Wretches.
Fangburn: I'll gut you!
Fangburn charged straight at the old Fox, but missed and accidently broke the autopilot.
Jack, Cheesethief and Fangburn: Uh-oh.
Vanaand Tak: The autopilot!
Eggman: Retreat Abandon Ship!
The Villains fled back to the Egg carrier, Leaving the Heroes stranded on the ship.
Dipper: When was the autopilot turned on?
Jack: Plot convenience!
Vana quickly ran to the Concouls, But the controls were damaged!
Vana: The Battle damaged the controls!
Mark tumbled forward and grabbed a nearby seat!
Mark: We're out of control!
And soon enough, The ship went careening towards the Icy Glaciers below and crashed!
To Be continued.
Hey Guys, This was something that's been in my head for a long time and I intend to make more so stay tuned. :)
EDIT: For those of you new to this story, I am currently redoing it as the previous text does not match up with the Community Guidelines. I hope to fix this error and hopefully this story will be better to understand in the future.