A Better Life Ch. 3
"Daddy, Daddy, wake up!" Loona said
"Huh?" Blitzø woke up & saw little Loona again
"Morning Daddy." Loona smiled
"Oh, morning Loonie, you still a child?" Blitzø deadpanned
"At least that tells us he's not dreaming, I say I say." Wally said
"Hehehehehehe, you're so weird." Loona giggled "Are you gonna skip out on breakfast like you did, last morning?"
"No, no, I'll eat with you." Blitzø said
"Yay!" Loona said as he walked out
"Looks like I'm not dreaming after, if I am I must be in a long ass coma." Blitzø said as he sighed "Guess I'm gonna have to try to roll with it until I'm sure this is real or not."
Blitzø got out of bed, went downstairs, & went to the dining room & sat down at the table
"Did you sleep well, Loonie?" Blitzø asked
"Yep." Loona said
"Did you like our movie night last night?" Blitzø asked
"I loved it, but why didn't you come home after work?" Loona asked
"Oh, heh heh, it's nothing really?" Blitzø chuckled nervously
"Master?" A demon maid with purple & pink scaly skin, red eyes, dark purple hair styled in twintails, hooved feet, & a tail with tuft of fur at the end "What would you & your daughter like for breakfast?"
"Actually, would it be alright if I cook?" Blitzø said
"Of course." The maid said
"What do you want for breakfast, Loonie Toonie?" Blitzø asked
"Can you make me your famous omelet, please daddy?" Loona said
"Sure thing, sweetie, coming right up." Blitzø said
As he went to the kitchen, he got nervous due to the fact that he didn't know how to make an omelet the way the Hellhound Pup liked it. He panicked for a bit until for some reason, he suddenly got the memories of the ingredients & steps on how to make it. When he was finished making the 2 omelets, he served it at the table & sat next to her.
"Wait, how did he suddenly remember how to make the omelet?" Vaggie said
"Hmm, I wonder." Alastor said
"How is it, Loona?" Blitzø anticipated as Loona took a bite
"DELICIOUS! You make the best omelet EVER!" Loona exclaimed happily
"Oh, well, I guess I do." Blitzø said as he took a bite of his own omelet "Hey Loona, how would you like to come with me to work?"
"Really!?" Loona beamed
"Sure." Blitzø said
"Yay! I can't wait to see Auntie Barbie again!" Loona said excitedly
"Yeah, she sure will be happy to see you." Blitzø said
"Remember to take your car this time, Master." The maid said
"I have a car?" Blitzø said surprisingly
After they ate, Blitzø & Loona went to the garage to see a black car with red tire rims & red headlights
"Fuck yeah, now we're riding in style." Adam said
"Christ on a stick, this is my kind of ride." Blitzø said surprisingly
"Let's go, Daddy." Loona said
"Right behind you." Blitzø said
After Blitzø strapped Loona in the backseat, he sat on the driver's seat & turned on the car which revved
"Oh ho ho yeah, purr like a freaking kitten!" Blitzø said excitedly
When they got to the company
"Morning Barb." Blitzø said
"Morning." Barbie said
"Auntie Barbie!" Loona said happily as she approached Barbie
"Hey Loona, there's my favorite niece!" Barbie smiled as she picked Loona up & kissed her cheek "How you doing, baby girl?"
Blitzø couldn't help but smile seeing Loona & Barbie interact like that as a family
"I'm good, Auntie, Daddy & I had a movie night last night." Loona said
"Oh really, that sounds like fun." Barbie said "Speaking of last night, Blitzø, Moxxie & Millie called me, did you literally break into Moxxie & Millie's apartment?"
"Um." Blitzø said nervously
"Come on, bro, you know better than that." Barbie lightly scolded
"Now hold on, Barb, I didn't exactly break in, Moxxie left the door open & I just walked in." Blitzø said "They're not upset with me, are they?"
"They didn't sound like they were, but you still need to apologize to them." Barbie said
"Oh, okay." Blitzø nodded
"Yoo-hoo, we're here." Millie said as she & Moxxie walked in
"Hi Auntie Moxxie, Hi Auntie Millie." Loona said
"Hey Lil Loona, how are you doing, sweetie pie?" Millie said
"Hey Moxx, Mills, I'm sorry I broke into your apartment, I meant no harm." Blitzø said
"Blitzø, it's okay, we're not mad, but why did you follow us to our apartment?" Moxxie said
"Oh uh, I was…worried for your safety, you know how the streets here in Hell are, so I just wanted to make sure nothing happened to you." Blitzø lied
"Oh, that's a good one." Moxxie rolled his eyes
"Awww, Blitzø!" Moxxie & Millie squealed as they hugged him "You're so sensitive!"
"Heh heh heh, yeah." Blitzø chuckled nervously
"Daddy, I want a hug too!" Loona pouted
"Aww, how can I forget my little Loony-Toony." Blitzø said as he hugged Loona
Blitzø stared as he wished he could have adopted Loona as a Hellpup back then
A minute later, Blitzø was in his office with Barbie
"Okay, Barb, what's on my schedule?" Blitzø said as he put his feet up on his desk
"First we got a mission from someone who got shot by a racist cop." Barbie said as she read the clipboard
"Hm, I don't take lightly to racists." Alastor narrowed his eyes
"Mm-hm." Blitzø said
"Then we got a mission from a kid who got left for dead by his own parents." Barbie said
"Now, that's just mean." Emily said
"Some people just can't take responsibility." Sera said disappointedly
"Yeah, & it seems that they forgot about this thing, it's called ADOPTION." Adam said
"What people won't do these days." Blitzø said disappointedly. "Wait, did you say we got a mission from a kid, since when do we take missions from kids?"
"What are you talking about, it was in our commercial jingle." Barbie said as he pulled out her phone
Kids Kill For Free!
"So, that replaced the 'Kids die for free' thing." Millie said
"Oh, forgot about that." Blitzø lied while being surprised
"Yeah, you told me that you couldn't stand kids' lives being taken away by people, so you decided to make the missions free for the children so they won't have to pay to get their revenge." Barbie said
"You know that ain't a bad idea, I think I'm gonna do that at the company when we get back." Blitzø said
"Hm." Blitzø said "Is there anything else on the schedule?"
"Well, you have a lunch meeting with Princess Charlotte." Barbie said
Everyone was surprised by this
"What? You mean Lucifer's kid, the Princess of Hell?" Blitzø said surprisingly
"Yep, that's the one." Barbie nodded
"What does she want with me?" Blitzø said
"She wants to talk to you about something regarding her hotel & the company." Barbie said
"Oh shit, don't tell me Princess Charlotte is planning on having me shut down my company." Blitzø thought in panic before saying "Where does she want us to meet?"
"I certainly hope that's not the case." Moxxie said nervously
Blitzø was waiting nervously with Loona for Charlie at a fancy cafe they were meeting at as he was sweating bullets & tapping his foot.
"Blitzø?" A voice said
Blitzø looked & saw Charlie in a beautiful dress which made him blush
"Oh, look at her, she takes after her mother." Asmodeus said adoringly
"Yep, you taught her well, Lilith." Beelzebub said
"Thank you." Lilith smiled
"I hope I'm not late." Charlie said
"Um, no, but you didn't have to get so dressed up." Blitzø said
"I just thought I would make myself presentable for our lunch meeting." Charlie said
"Well, to be honest, you do look lovely." Blitzø admitted
"Hm, thank you." Charlie smiled as she blushed
"Why the hell did she blush at that?" Vaggie thought
"Anyway, this is my daughter, Loona." Blitzø said "Say hi Loona."
"Hi, Princess, you're so pretty." Loona said
"Aww, you're such a sweetie." Charlie said adoringly
"I hope you don't mind bringing my daughter over." Blitzø said
"Oh no, it's okay, I love children, I'm so happy you brought her." Charlie assured
As they sat themselves at one of the tables
"So, how was your morning?" Charlie asked
"I-it was fine I guess." Blitzø said hesitantly
"Are you okay, you seem a little tense." Charlie asked in concern
"Your highness, I know what I'm doing with my company is wrong, but please, I've worked so hard to create it, it means everything to me, just please don't shut it down." Blitzø begged
"Blitzø, what are you talking about? I'm not gonna shut down your company." Charlie said
"You're not?" Blitzø said
"No, I just wanted to discuss business between your company & my hotel." Charlie said
"Why?" Blitzø said
"Well, some of those innocent sinners you helped, they came to my hotel to get themselves redeemed, they told me how you helped them get revenge on the ones who hurt them." Charlie explained "I was incredibly touched with what you did for them, especially the children."
"Oh, heh, it was nothing." Blitzø smiled nervously
"But it definitely was something, so that's when I made the decision to get in a business deal with IMP." Charlie said
"Oh yeah, what kind of deal?" Blitzø said
"Well, I was thinking each & every time your company gets a client, you can send them over to the hotel, how's that sound?" Charlie said
"Hm, you know, now that I think about it, it's actually not a bad idea." Blitzø said
"I believe it's splendid, your thoughts Charlie?" Alastor said
"I think it's a great idea." Charlie said "Blitzø, we should definitely do that deal."
"Well, it's gonna take a while to call all my clients, but that's fine with me." Blitzø said "Just don't expect all of them to accept."
"Really? So, you'll help me & the hotel?" Charlie said
"Sure, if the Princess requests it, then me & my company are at your service." Blitzø said
"Oh, thank you, I'm so happy you accepted." Charlie smiled
"Think nothing of it." Blitzø said
"Seriously, Blitzø, you don't know how much this means to me, I was really looking forward to working with you." Charlie said
"Why's that?" Blitzø said
"Because I'm your biggest fan?" Charlie said
Everyone was shocked that the Princess of Hell is Blitzø's fan
"Charlie? A fan of Blitzø? How?" Barbie said confusingly
"Now this is fucking weird." Mammon said
"My…my what?" Blitzø said stunningly
"Ever since I was a little girl, I used to watch you in the circus every year & I love all your acts, all your tricks, & all your jokes." Charlie said admirably "You're a very talented person & you're the reason I love musicals."
"Is she kidding, Blitzø wasn't good at any of that when we worked at the circus? What the fuck is going on?" Fizzarolli said
"Um…thank you, your highness." Blitzø said before thinking "Is she fucking high or something, since when was I talented in someone's eyes, I'm anything but that."
"Please, call me Charlie." Charlie said
"Okay, Charlie." Blitzø said
"Daddy's the best when it comes to his talent." Loona said
"No doubt about that, sweetie." Charlie giggled
"Yeah…" Blitzø chuckled nervously
"So, for accepting our business deal, I'll be giving you a gift." Charlie said as she raised her hand towards him before it & Blitzø became surrounded by red aura
"Whoa, what did you just do?" Blitzø said
"I granted you with a couple of powers, the first power is the ability to summon any weapon of any kind & find the right target." Charlie said
"Are you kidding? That's awesome." Blitzø said surprisingly with excitement
"The other power is the ability to tell if your targets are either guilty or innocent." Charlie said
"Like Ghost Rider." Blitzø said
"Yep." Charlie giggled
"Shit, I'm gonna need that power." Blitzø said
"Does this make my Daddy a superhero?" Loona beamed
"You might say that." Charlie said "Hey, after lunch, would you two like to come with me to the hotel & introduce you to the staff?"
"Sure, why not." Blitzø said
After they had lunch, they were on their way to the Hazbin Hotel until
"Heads up!" A voice said as Blitzø saw a bomb coming towards him & Charlie
"Charlie, Loona, look out!" Blitzø said as he pushed Loona & Charlie out of the way
*BOOM*
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!" Blitzø said as he was sent flying by the explosion before being caught in someone's arms
"Oh my god, are you okay?" A voice said
"Yeah, I'm fine, thank you—." Blitzø said as he looked up at the person
Blitzø saw that the person was a female sinner demon who resembled white spider with long hair styled in a low ponytail & a huge round fluffy chest wearing a pink & white suit-blazer with a black mini skirt, pinkish red gloves & thigh-high boots. Blitzø eyes widened as he recognized the sinner, & it was someone he knew when he used to hung out at Porn Studios in the past
"Angel Dust!?" Blitzø said
"I'm a girl in this world too? Wow, I looking very fucking sexy." Angel said surprisingly
"Now this is really fit to my taste, I wonder if I can get Angel to transform into a girl." Valentino thought
"Blitzø, is that you?" Angel smiled brightly "Oh my god, I hadn't seen you in a while, how've you been, BDB?"
"Um, good I guess, looks like you got yourself magically transformed into a women" Blitzø said
"Hehehehe, you & your jokes, you know I've always been female ever since I was alive." Angel giggled
"What?! She's always been female just like Moxxie!?" Blitzø thought shockingly
"Where've you been? All of us at the studio have been asking about you." Angel said
"Oh, you know, just busy busy." Blitzø smiled nervously
"Yo, Angie, is everything good?" Cherri approached
"Yeah, Cherri, this is Blitzø." Angel said
"Oh, so you're the guy, Angie told me all about you." Cherri smiled
"She did, what about?" Blitzø said
"All good things, sorry for blowing you up like that, we're in a turf war with Edgelady." Cherri said
"Edge…Lady?" Blitzø paused
"Hey!" A voice said
Blitzø looked up & saw a female sinner demon who resembled a black snake with red eyes, a yellow underbelly with multiple red eyes across her body & wearing an elegant-styled outfit along with a hat with a red eye in the center.
"Is that…SIR PENTIOUS!?" Blitzø exclaimed shockingly as his eyes bulged out
"What in the hell? What's the meaning of this?" Sir Pentious said shockingly
"You look very pretty as a lady, boss man." Egg Boi said
"I admit, you do look rather hot." Cherri said
"What!? How dare you!? That's MADAM Pentious to you, you impolite brute!" Pentious said offendedly "Just for your bad manners, you will pay dearly along with the striped freak & the terrorist tramp!"
"Whoa whoa whoa, hold on, I didn't—." Blitzø protested
"Oh hell yeah, let's pile drive this bitch, Blitzø." Cherri said excitedly
"But I—." Blitzø said
"Come on, it'll be fun, trust me." Angel said
"Well…alright." Blitzø said "At least I get to try out my new powers."
"Egg Monsters, come forth!" Pentious said
The airship's door opened & multiple egg-like creatures with eggshell-like feet & claws along with creepy egg yolk-like faces came out.
"Holy shit, it looks like Pentious' Eggs have been given an upgrade." Clara said
"How can I create such beasts?" Pentious said in awe
"What the fuck!?" Blitzø said shockingly
"Let's fucking go!" Cherri said as she & Angel charged
"ATTACK!" Pentious said as the Egg Monsters charged
Blitzø pulled out his flintlock before dodging a strike from one of the Egg Monster & shooting it in the face causing it to splatter yolk
"Shit, whatever happened to those cute small eggs Pentious has?" Blitzø said confusingly before shooting a couple more of the Egg Monster "First Moxxie, then Angel, Now Pentious, what the fuck is going on?"
"Stay focused, B." Cherri called out before throwing a bomb
"Oh, right, sorry." Blitzø said as he shot at an Egg Monster only for it to cover its face & block the bullet with its Eggshell-like arms "What!?"
"Hehehehe, nice try but the eggshells of the monsters are bulletproof." Pentious smirked
"Bullet proof eggshells, I need to write this down." Pentious said as he pulled out a notebook & pencil
"Oh, deflect my bullets, will ya? Well, how about THIS!" Blitzø said as he summoned spiked brass knuckles
Blitzø charged at the Egg Monsters which tried to block his attack, but Blitzø smashed through the eggshell with the brass knuckle before punching its face causing it to splatter
"Now that's what I call packing a punch." Seviathan said
"Alright, WHO'S NEXT!?" Blitzø shouted
A Group of Egg Monsters charged, Blitzø blocked a strike from one of them before punching it, another one tries to grab him but he slides under it & attacking it from behind, he then ducked when another monster swung at him & smashed one of its legs causing it to fall & splatter. Blitzø summoned a shotgun,then jammed the head in one's mouth & fired before hitting another with the back end. Just then, two of them grabbed Blitzø & a few more tried to hold him down.
"Get the fuck off me, you ugly bastards!" Blitzø struggled
"Gotcha!" Angel said as she swung by a web in her hand to swoop in & grabbed Blitzø in her arms
"Hell yeah! I'm Spider-Girl!" Angel said excitedly
"Thanks Angie." Blitzø said
"No problem, babe." Angel said seductively as she held Blitzø's face which took him by surprise before smirking slyly at her
Blitzø & Angel began to make out as the two each pulled out a tommy gun & started firing while spinning at fast speed hitting multiple targets.
"Oh, getting frisky, huh." Angel said slyly as Blitzø blushed
"Hey, hands off the merchandise, you're gonna have to pay for that!" Valentino glared
When Blitzø stopped making out with her, he let go before summoning an an iron hammer & smashing the Egg Monsters one by one
"Heads up, B!" Cherri said as she tossed a bomb towards him
"Batter Up!" Blitzø said as he hit the bomb with the hammer like a bat which send it flying & finished off the last group of Egg Monsters
"Is that all you got, Snake Bitch?" Angel taunted
"You may have defeated my Egg Monsters, but let's see how you deal with my Egg Knights!" Pentious said
The Airship door opened again & a large group of knight with egg-shaped heads & helmets came out each holding swords
"Egg Knights? Why didn't I think of that before!" Pentious exclaimed
"Shit, they might be more difficult to take down." Cherri said
"Ladies, let me handle them, you might get into critical condition fighting these." Blitzø said
"Aww, are you worried about us, B." Angel said adoringly
"I guess you can say that, just let me fight them." Blitzø said before thinking "Damn, since when did Pentious become competent enough to create stronger minions, I think I'm gonna need bigger help."
Just then, two red guns appeared in Blitzø's hands, one of them had a yellow bird design while the other had a white wolf design. Blitzø fired from each of the guns, & the two bullets glowed yellow & white before taking form. One turned into a fire phoenix & the other turned into an ice wolf
"SCREEEEEEEEE!" The phoenix screeched
"AROOOOOOOO!" the wolf howled
Everyone was in shock, awe, & amazement
"Okay, now I really need those weapons." Adam said
"Awoo! Awoo! I'm digging the ice wolf!" Beelzebub said excitedly
"Me too." Vortex agreed
"Mm-hm, I especially love that Phoenix." Asmodeus said
"Holy shit, now this is awesome!" Blitzø said excitedly
"Blitzø, use a sword, you have to fight with a sword against knights." Cherri said
"Right." Blitzø said as he summoned a longsword
"Cut it." An old raspy voice said
"Huh? Who said that?" Blitzø looked around
"I did, the one you are holding." A voice said
Blitzø looked down at the sword as an eye opened in the center of it
"What the hell are you!?" Blitzø said startlingly
"Do not be afraid, I am the Corpse Eater." Corpse Eater said
"You don't see that everyday." Agent 1 said
"A talking sword? That's a new one." Blitzø said
"First time, huh?" Corpse Eater said
"Yeah, now let's do this shit!" Blitzø said
"Yes, cut them, let me cut them!" Corpse Eater exclaimed
Blitzø slashed & stabbed the Egg Knights one by one. The Fire Phoenix charged while cutting through the Egg Knights with its flaming wings, then it flew into the air & flapped its wing shooting flames from them burning a group of them down & the Ice Wolf mauled the Egg Knights one by one before slamming its front paws into ground causing large pillars & spikes of ice to come out impaling them & crushing them.
"Now, time for the grand finale!" Blitzø said
Blitzø raised Corpse Eater, then the Fire Phoenix & Ice Wolf merged into the blade of Corpse Eater creating fire power on one half of the blade & ice power on the other half of the blade
"You ready to finish this, Corpse Eater?" Blitzø smirked
"You didn't need to ask." Corpse Eater said
"Wait, you wouldn't harm a lady, would you?" Pentious said nervously
"This blade doesn't discriminate." Blitzø said
"Equal rights, equal fights, huh?" Lute said
With one swing, Blitzø slashed the airship causing it to explode.
"Fuck yeah! Way to go, BDB!" Angel cheered
"Thanks Angie, I—Mmph!" Blitzø said surprisingly as he was kissed by Cherri
Blitzø blushed as Cherri smirked while Pentious glared in jealousy
"Cherri!" Angel scowled in jealousy
"What? You got to make out with them." Cherri smirked
"Uhh…" Blitzø said stunningly
"Brrr." The Fire Phoenix chirped as it lightly shoved Blitzø
"Oh, I almost forgot about you two, great job, you two did very well." Blitzø praised as Fire Phoenix nuzzled him & Ice Wolf licked his face "Hey, that tickles, stop."
"Blitzø, are you okay, is everyone alright?" Charlie approached them
"Yeah, Charlie, we're okay." Blitzø nodded
"But she isn't." Cherri said pointing her thumb at an unconscious Pentious
"That was amazing, Daddy, you were so cool!" Loona said amazingly
"Thank you, Loona." Blitzø smiled
"Daddy? You have a daughter now?" Angel said surprisingly
"Technically yes." Blitzø said
"Aw, she's so cute." Cherri said
"When did you get her? You could've had me over & introduced me sooner?" Angel said
"Sorry about that, I just got caught up with work & being a father to her, like I said I've been pretty busy." Blitzø said
"Daddy, what do we do with her?" Loona asked
"I guess we can take her to the hotel to get her fixed up." Blitzø said
"Good thinking." Charlie smiled
"I guess I'll see you two later." Blitzø said
"You should come back to the studio sometimes, Val would be very willing to see you." Angel said
"Okay, I'll be there." Blitzø said
When Blitzø & Charlie arrived at the Hazbin Hotel with Fire Phoenix & Ice Wolf along with Loona & an unconscious Pentious on their backs
"Hey Everyone, we're here." Charlie said
"Charlie, how did the lunch meeting go?" Vaggie said
"It went great." Charlie said "Blitzø, this is my girlfriend, Vaggie, she's the manager of the Hotel."
"Hello Blitzø, it's nice to meet you." Vaggie said
"Likewise." Blitzø said
"Man!" Niffty tackled Blitzø
"Niffty, not again." Vaggie said
"I can't help it, you know how I get when a handsome man arrives." Niffty giggled "& this one looks like a bad boy."
"This is Niffty, our housekeeper." Charlie said "Niffty, can you take Madam Pentious to get healed."
"Okey-Dokey." Niffty said as she took Pentious & left
"Charlie dear? Is that you?" A voice said
"Yes, I brought Blitzø with me, come here & meet him." Charlie called out
"Who's that?" Blitzø asked
"That's Alastra." Charlie said
"Alastra? Who the hell's Alastra?" Blitzø said
"She's the Radio Demon." Niffty said
"The Radio what?" Blitzø eyes widened
"Why, hello there, Blitzø." The voice said
Blitzø looked & saw a female version of Alastor, next to her was a female sinner demon which resembled an avian cat with her hair styled in a low bun.
"What the fuck?" Husk said shockingly
"Hmm, I say." Alastor raised an eyebrow
"Okay, I'll admit, Alastor looks hot as a woman." Vox said
"You've got to be kidding me." Blitzø thought
"The name's Alastra, pleasure to meet you, dear, I've been hearing you from all over & I must say I have developed quite an interest in you." Alastra said
"Thanks, it's an honor to hear that." Blitzø
"This is my right hand woman, Husk." Alastra said
"Hey there, stud, May I offer you a drink or would you rather drink me under the table?" Husk flirted with a seductive smile
"Uhh." Blitzø blushed
"Hahaha, I'm just fucking with you, hon." Husk laughed
"Now, now, Husk, we must not make crass jokes to our guest here." Alastra said
"Sorry about that, Blitzø." Vaggie apologized
"It's fine." Blitzø said
So for the rest of the day, Blitzø hung out with the Hazbin Hotel gang while Loona played with the other children. Fire Phoenix & Ice Wolf gave rides to them on their back while the adults who are Blitzø's former clients hung out as well. When it was time to leave.
"Thank you so much for coming, Blitzø, I hope you visit us again soon." Charlie said
"Definitely, & I know Loona will be willing to come again, right Loonie?" Blitzø said
"Yeah." Loona nodded
"Great, I'll see you next time." Charlie said as she kissed Blitzø's cheek which caught him by surprise before she went back in the hotel
"Aww, Charlie always has been so sweet like that." Asmodeus said
"Yep, I raised her pretty well." Lucifer said
"Daddy, look." Loona pointed at Fire Phoenix & Ice Wolf who were standing & staring at them
"Hm? What's wrong, you two?" Blitzø said in concern
They two creatures said nothing as they closed their eyes & faded away
"Wait, where did they go?" Blitzø said
"Their time was up, you can't expect them to hang around all day." Corpse Eater said
"Oh, will we see them again?" Blitzø said
"Yes, as long as you summon those guns they came out of, they will surely return." Corpse Eater said
"I see…Let's go home." Blitzø said
When Blitzø & Loona got home, Blitzø went to bedroom & placed Corpse Eater on the bed against the pillows
"Oh boy." Blitzø sighed
"You alright, Blitzø?" Corpse Eater asked
"So much has been going on recently ever since yesterday when I woke up last morning." Blitzø said
"Enlighten Me." Corpse Eater said
"Well, it's a long story, but don't tell anyone." Blitzø said
"I won't say a word if you don't." Corpse Eater said
When Blitzø finished explaining everything
"Forgive me for saying this, but your life sounds awful." Corpse Eater said
"I know, then I just wished on a shooting star & then the next morning, it came true." Blitzø said
"& what exactly did you wish for?" Corpse Eater said
"I wished for a better life full of love & acceptance where I make the right choices & no one has to get hurt because of me." Blitzø said
"& what's the problem?" Corpse Eater asked
"The problem is that I don't recall wishing Loona to be a kid & Moxxie to be a female along with Angel Dust, Alastor, Sir Pentious, & Husk." Blitzø said
"Because you never wished for it?" Corpse Eater said
"Exactly." Blitzø said
"You know it could be an anomaly." Corpse Eater said
"Anomaly?" Blitzø repeated
"Yes, something that deviates from what is normal." Corpse Eater said
"Yeah, that would make a lot of sense." Ace said
"Shit, you're right, I never thought of it that way." Blitzø said "But I can't help but feel that this might be some sort of prank or plot for revenge against me."
"Blitzø, this could be your lucky break." Corpse Eater said
"A lucky break, what the fuck do you mean a lucky break?" Blitzø said
"Are you saying you want to go back to the way things used to be?" Corpse Eater said
"Fuck no, call me a hypocrite, but I don't want to go back to being hated & shunned, for example if I go back Moxxie & Millie will no doubt kill me & quit on me for following them again." Blitzø said
"Wait, he doesn't wanna go back?" Millie said surprisingly
"I don't blame him though, I mean technically this alternate world is basically a paradise to him." Seviathan said
"Moxxie, Millie, did you both do something to Blitzø the day after the incident at Ozzie's back in our world?" Rosie glared slightly
"No ma'am, we never did anything, we swear." Moxxie said
"What about Loona?" Corpse Eater asked
"Well, no doubt Loona will leave me & cut me out of her life since I was overprotective of her." Blitzø said "As for Stolas, if he found out I was using him to spy on Moxxie & Millie, he might cut off our deal along with cutting off contact with me. So, if I go back & those things happened, I'll be alone again."
"Why would I wanna move out, where would I go?" Loona said
"Obviously to Vortex or any of your new friends' places." Blitzø said
"Well, that may be true, but I would never cut you out of my life." Loona said
"Loona, the way you kept avoiding me & pushing me away, I'm starting to have doubts." Blitzø deadpanned as Loona looked down in shame with her ears dropping down
"I pity you, Blitzø, I really do." Corpse Eater said
"What do I do?" Blitzø sighed
"The only thing you can do is live your new life." Corpse Eater said
"How can I? I'm just confused & suspicious about all this." Blitzø said
"Blitzø, you should stop trying to fight it, this is your life now, enjoy it while it lasts forever." Corpse Eater said
Blitzø sat there wondering if Corpse Eater was right, another thing he wondered is what other anomalies he'll encounter soon.
"Well, that was rather interesting." Alastor said
"Where am I in all of this?" Stolas asked
"Don't worry, your debt is coming." Morph said