KickinChicken and Quackie Quack Buys Their First House:
This is a parody of certain Youtube videos.
Quackie was worried. "What's up," asks Kickin.
"Simon and Rabie tried to take our babies," says Quackie, "I'm worried about the chance they might try again!"
Kickin thinks. "I might have an idea," says Kickin.
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So, the two get their own house. "What do you think," asks Kickin.
Quackie kisses Kickin. "I love it," says Quackie.
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Wow Quackie was settling in. "Hey there, Beautiful."
"Who said that," asks Quackie.
"Me. The name's Tom Turk." It was a turkey like toy monster.
"Did Playtime Co. make you," asks Quackie.
"No, I was the result of magic," says Tom, "long story involving a preschool show toy doctor." Quackie stares. "Don't ask. So, you alone out here?"
"No, I'm here with my one true love," says Quackie, "he's a chicken."
"A chicken," asks Tom, "they're lame! Why go with a chicken, when you can go with a turkey?"
"I wonder if you heard what you said," asks Quackie, "I'm going inside to check on the babies now." She then goes back inside.
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Quackie just put the babies to sleep. Then she looks at her wall of KickinChicken pictures and saw they were replaced with pictures of Tom Turk. "What?"
"Now, how did those get there," asks Tom, "guess it's a sign you should dump the chicken and love me!"
"How did you even get in here," asks Quackie.
"You left the door opened," says Tom.
"Get out and take these pictures with you," says Quackie, "I love KickinChicken and unless the writer says differently, that is never going to change!" She then throws him and his photos out.
"You accidentally threw the chicken photos out," says Tom.
Quackie sees she did and fixes that. "Thanks." She then slams the door shut.
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Quackie was doing dishes when she heard something. "Wha—" It was Tom, and he sacks her…
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"Hey Babe, what's for…" Kickin sees Tom with Quackie in a sack. "What's going on?"
"I'm stealing her," says Tom, "I plan to make her love me!" Tom's about to leave, but Kickin kicks him down and frees Quackie. The two then start beating Tom down. "I should've listened to that toy doctor!"
The End