Zap'd and Futa'd - (Genshin Impact, Electro Cicin Mage!FutaSI)

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AN: Warning, this is as cracky as it can get. And lewd. Lots of lewd. Plot? Fuck it. We are making Monkee proud with this one.

Joining the military was something my family had seen with good glee. After all, there's no higher honor than serving the Tsaritsa's army and the various agents of hers.

So, no one questioned why I had opted to do that. No one had questioned why the 'sweet and innocent' Alya Minkovski had joined the Fatui and become an Electro Cicin Mage.

All they knew was that I had decided to do so 'in the name of the Cryo Archon'. And, as one would expect from a story sounding like this...

It wasn't the case~.

I wasn't exactly the simple village girl. Not when I was actually a guy reincarnated into a 'girl'. And by that, I mean that I wasn't a full-on girl. Not when I had a chubby pole and a pair of balls above my pussy.

Definitely gave a lot of questions and confusion to both my new parents, but since I was something of a 'biological experiment' together with similar-looking green-haired and violet-eyed girls, I would dare to say that Dottore may have flundered on a few of us and created Futa.

Would it be odd? Definitely. Would he care enough to fix it? Nope. The world was his testing bench, and we were all his rats. And I was one of the 'rare rats' at that.

Still, I am digressing too much. There were a few options for me before going for Fatui's training: I could have been a housewife, a fisherwoman, a serf in the factories, or even an outright specimen for Dottore. There was just so much variety and yet... none matched my desires.

I mean, one can get a bit tired of living at the same small poor village for most of my life, and the lack of ladies of my 'age' sticking around presented a very tedious dilemma: the lonely milfs around just couldn't be where I drew the limit - the sky was.

To say that there had been a series of 'miraculous' one-partner child-births would be an understatement, but those women knew how to shake their booties and they knew their desires should not be contained within their widowed status.

Still, the best way to achieve my most depraved ambitions which, in a way, coincided with the Tsaritsa's plans, was to join the army.

Sounds simple, but it is not. Being labeled one of the lesser grunts hurt like a bitch, but I have to admit that I wasn't alone in my struggles for greatness.

After all, we Cicin Mages need to stick together~.

Meet Emma. She is a Cryo Cicin Mage. Little soft thing, trying to play it tough but, once the masks were off, she was as shy as a pretty girl could get.

I met her the first day at 'boot camp'. She was actually regarded a fine intellectual when she joined, which was highlighted when she did averagely in the physical tests and aced the written ones.

I knew the last bit since I copied from her and-

"Y-You copied from me!"

She had me cornered and accused me in private. Such a soft girl, but one that was really trying to get something good about something very shifty.

"Oh, I did. I am sorry. How about I take you out for dinner later tonight?"

A simple request, but one that poor Emma mistook for a simple romantic date. Poor girl was equally surprised to find out that not only was that not the case but that she also craved for what came to her.

She was definitely shocked to see a girl with a dick, but that shock turned in curiosity as she undressed a bit, went on her knees and learned to love the cock~!

I have a theory on how easily I pulled that, having thought that I had to be more pushy in that regard, and it was still about Dottore.

What if our genes made us inherently horny around people? That could explain the flirty nature of all Cicin Mages and why we were the prime class of breeding within the Fatui.

We weren't the most favored by the men when compared to the Mirror Maidens, but we were definitely considered some prime choices in regard to our 'child-making skills'.

So, I wonder if this translated in my cock's fertility rate. A test was needed! And Emma was more than happy to be the subject of said test!

From Day One onward I made sure her womb was barraged by my thick seed, making sure her babychamber was drowning in my sperm as I churned out so much babybatter that it was inevitable for her to be pregnant.

Despite a few unkind words aimed at us by some butthurt guys in our classroom, and suspicious looks from our instructors, Emma did end up going the first year at the bootcamp skipping a lot on physical tests as she was 'busy tending a new child for the Tsaritsa'.

Milk-swollen breasts, a prominent belly, a questionable diet, and a lot of love for cuddles and anal while we were waiting for her first major contribution to the Fatui: a baby girl. With a dick. A circumstance happening with other pregnancies, I would like to add.

Society appreciated. We both got paid solid cash for this circumstance. But as it became clear that I was the bearer of a bitch-breaker, a rather curious circumstance came up: ladies in the entire bootcamp wanted a piece of me.

May them be fellow 'students' or actually teachers.

The reason why they wanted a girlcock compared to a man's dick was, as Jordan Peterson would put it, multi-factored, but it can be surmised in 'there is a reason Fatui men don't retire to start lovely families and yet women could'.

Lots of testosterone, aggression, a degree of 'love' towards warring, a considerably high chance for men to turn gay because of how 'enclosed' some squads tended to work with and much more.

But then there's also the fact Futa-dick may hold a degree of superiority compared to my peers.

I wasn't the biggest, but I was functionally the biggest.

A woman's womb can take so many inches before reality is warped to see a hoe utterly broken and unable to produce babies.

With me? I was a tender fucker, and a confirmed breeder.

If a bitch wanted to provide a baby for the House of the Hearth as a contribution to our society, then they would find in me an effective tool for said desire.

Who would have known that the Fatui Girls' had a breeding kink?

Still, despite the large volume of pussies to fill up with girlcum, I never forgot my 'first one'.

Emma never deserted my side, I made her my official girlfriend, she had the highest baby-making count all the while keeping her grades quite high.

We also made to the same team once we were done through the three-years boot camp and sent out to our first 'special' assignment.

Turns out that I had been 'noticed' by our bosses and they wanted to 'test me' in a rather simple but rather unusual operation.

I had to go to Sumeru and... 'convince people to provide for Snezhnaya's population growth effort'.

It sounds simple, especially when I was given a lot of leeway since both Dottore and Scaramouche were not in the region at the time I arrived there and...

I was going to fuck the plot for the sake of breeding more wombs. All in the name of Snezhnaya... obviously.


AN

This time, there is not going to be any 'overarching plot'. Alya (SI) goes forth to give Snezhnaya a Teyvat-wide foothold through her genes. Definitely doing it for the Tsaritsa, no other reason. It's not like there is an ambition behind all this breeding.

Still, next time... Alya fucks Sumeru's plot before it can truly begin.