Cleaning Break 8 - (League of Legends Gameverse, Janitor!MC)
It was indeed a chore. But in Tristana's mind, this was all for a greater good.
Yordles hardly labored if there wasn't truly something worthwhile on the other side of a hurdle - and to see all those that were deemed champions collaborate to 'dig back' to Jim.
It was a strange situation, even more when Poppy herself was hammering at the wall despite not knowing if this could work or not.
It was a blind endeavor, but one that was chaotically fine with all Yordles. And Jinx. And Kindred.
The sheer amount of drilling that came with each hour was deafening, but Tristana was glad that they were making good progress because... Kindred could 'feel' something in the distant. Like, very distant.
That being said, they weren't endless. Turns were set, and other champions would take over the drilling process. None of those was accustomed to this sort of chore, but everyone wanted to be back to their beloved janitor.
Upon one of those pauses, Tristana happened to find Poppy actually patching up her own hands.
Despite being a strong warrior, Poppy definitely never had to go through this sort of grueling task. And her knuckles were a bit busted due to that.
"Here, let me help ya with that."
The fellow Yordle was stuff at the offer, but nodded silently as Tristana got to work.
Truth be told, it was no secret that the female yordles found Jim endearing. Less so because he was 'chaotic' (because he was not), but he was the kind of guy that grows on 'short gals' and he didn't feel 'displeased' at the thought of them finding themselves a nice guy to spend their life with.
To Tristana, that was just a sweetener but...
"You really love him, don't ya?"
Poppy went stiff again, then glared at Tristana.
"Stop it."
"I am just curious. I mean, I have my silly reasons, Lulu is crushing hard on Jim, and Vex is just... well, she thinks she owes him stuff and gets weird about it," Tristana pressed on, genuinely thoughtful on the matter. "I just... well, I don't get your angle."
Many things can be said of Poppy, but never once she gave eyes to any guy. Like, not even as a 'admiration' sort of thing. She definitely liked men, the proof being Jim, but there was something about Jim that made Poppy was more interested in him than any others. And Tristana had no clue on what that may be.
"My 'angle' is that I just respect him as a man and as a hard-worker," The stacked Yordle remarked, her cheeks going slightly pink at the response. "He is... a nice person, and he has been very respectful towards me."
"Because he doesn't see you as this short dummy with a hammer, but as a proper warrior?"
Sadly so, Poppy didn't answer that, leaving Tristana to think she was just ghosting her but... then she saw the blush growing stronger.
"...Wait, you don't want him to see you as a warrior."
Her guess had Poppy glare at her while retrieving her hammer. Tristana panicked. "You- You want him to look at you- you as a woman!"
And this second guess froze Poppy, head fully burning red at the words as Tristana hit the target.
"D-Don't you dare say this to anyone."
"I mean, is that even that big of a deal to others? Definitely for you but... you are still mortal, Poppy," Tristana argued, walking up and patting the big-tiddy yordle. "Plus, that's fine. Like, he is that kind of sweet guy, isn't he?"
"...Yes."
"And you wouldn't mind finding someone to pick the hammer so you can become his wife."
...
"Enough, we- we spoke too much and-"
"Sheesh, no need to get your tiddies in a twist, gal. Just remember we are all in this together- because I want a piece of that man, and we aren't the only ones as yordles."
That seemed to annoy Poppy but... really, who wouldn't be pissed at competition? And the mere idea of sharing fell apart as that would make the pleasant normalcy of that guy become abnormal. At that point, it would just be all about breaking the good thing and twist it in a very tense matter.
As the duo silently waited to be back on the drilling block, they got the chance to hear some champions clashing with the 'Lady Whisperer'. Some had worried she would have done something to render their efforts null, but it turns out that the bitch didn't have any power to 'fix' the resort so...
They were in the right path - and Jim better be ready to apologize to Poppy's hands, and Tristana's aching back and ass. And a few other Female Champions' body parts. Thoroughly.
"Swimming pool?"
I nodded as I showed the new guests the pool that the minions had finished to create. It wasn't anything too 'cool-looking' as it was a large rectangular hole with a semi-circular bottom and a lot of clean water in it. It was all within parameters, but it was also... well, not the kind of pool I would check out during the holidays.
Quite a convoluted way I did a makeshift pool which I felt half-proud and half-disappointed in.
"So, we switch to swimsuits and just... swim?" Spirit Blossom Ahri asked, the concept confusing her but the rest too.
"And play with the volley ball, and just chill. Sounds little, but the heat is the heat."
My words resonated with all the champions as I helped them on the basic tutorial to get clothes from the 'Clothing Generation System'. Sounds gamey, but it's just a magic room with a terminal, you customize an outfit and a fitting version of it will be on you. No costs, maximum comfortability.
That being said, this glorious plan of mine to get these people to have fun found some immediate issues.
Chief of them all being that some didn't know how to swim. Cue with placing down something at the bottom of the pool, making it spill a bit, and then get some minions to teach the variants on how to swim. Sounds like a big deal, but they were all highly cooperative.
Well, most of them are as 'Wolf' (Which should be called Fox due to his kitsune-like appearance) yanked me to help Lamb with her swimsuit. Turns out that she wanted something simple. Turns out that the system was also 'limited' as it didn't take the sizes of a bodytype but of the previous outfit.
Then again, SB!Lamb did not tell me (or anyone really) that her outfit was magicked so that she could keep slim while having some chubby to herself - a form of preservation due to the cold. Instead of fur, a little layer of fat. Obese? That would be excessive to say but...
Her curves were spilling. Hell, her breasts were barely contained in that onesie, and it was pulling so much upstairs that it left behind a thin layer of blue cloth over her groin. A hairy groin at that. So yes, it was a sight and one that I expected to be smacked about for watching without permission.
'Strangely so', Lamb wasveryfine with me watching and helping. She had a strange smile, and an even stranger blush as I helped her get a more form-fitting one piece swimsuit. Took a while, especially as she did all that posing and all that 'baiting' that I knew was going to put me in trouble in the long run.
Thinking back at the Lamb I am familiar with, this could have been actually a ploy to lower my guard and 'test' me or something. But then again SB!Lamb was meant to be a kind soul that could be romanced.
...
Man, I am not equipped to deal with this sort of shit. Cleaning floors and rooms? That's me. Clearing out polluted areas? I can do that. Dealing with amorous women that could break me in half?
That's a situation I don't think I will ever be prepared to deal with. And, hopefully so, SB!Lamb is the only one feeling so strongly about it.
AN
Yordles, Lambs, and then... a new battle!