The Punishers late Revenge on Molly Hayes, or at least he Tries
The Punisher wrote in his stupid little War Journal - Punishers War Journal October 13 2016. Ive seen a true revealation. President Trump is now in office. Finally some politician with some balls who is going to destroy the libtard cucks. MAGA Forever. Save the American Dream.
Dog Carcass in the Alley this morning. Must have been a really nice pooch sometime. I feel bad for this little innocent murdered pooch! I am dog person you know dear journal? I had a little bulldog once when I was a kid. But then my abusive father murdered that poor innocent pooch. Why cant I stop thinking about dead dogs? Its like I have some Issues or something.
The Punisher made a quick pause, scratched his butt in his way too tight costume until he found inspiration to write some more. He couldnt stop fetishizing the corpses of dogs but told himself he felt bad for the poor animal. If you dont believe he has serious psychosis and that he didnt was some pervert murderer you must have issues yourself. Why am I insulting my readers? Am I looking for trouble? Why am I hugging the Fourth Wall now? Is there a dead dog behind the Fourth Wall? A dead dog with blood and maggots and rats? We will never know. Ill stop now.
The Punisher left the dark alley and almost stumbled on a dead dog. Why do so many dead dogs turn up in this story? Has the writer secret sexual fantasies about the carcasses of mans best friend? Now there is a riddle for the ages!
The Punisher stepped in the street on broad daylight. Which was a stupid idea but honestly he was just that. STUPID. If he had a fight against Damian Wayne from Dc Damian would destroy him in seconds. Because Damian Wayne is Death Incarnate, at least until he promised to stop killing and listen to his father, the fucking Batman. But I am getting sitetracked again.
Punisher was well armed like all vigilante badasses were. In the one hand he carried a sawed off shotgun, in the other hand he was carrying a bagel. Because even a wannabe superhero needs to eat ocassionally or hell get stomach cramps.
Well anyway on his way to make a long story short Punisher bumped into Molly Hayes. His old nemesis. Molly had grown up into a beautiful sixteen year old who was infidently prettier and smarter than the punisher. Still had her habit of wearing funny hats though.
„Hey can I help you stranger? You just kinda rudely bumped into me on the road and I cant decide if I feel sorry for you or want to slap your around. Hug or spank. Because in your costume you look like some freak who needs to see a therapist.
The Punisher would have pissed his tights had he still had a cock and didnt loose it in Nam to the glorious Vietcong. Who were actually kinda nice when you dont start unjust wars with them. But enough communism apologia for one day. The punisher had long replaced his penis with a metal harness like MR Starr in Preacher the comic. Which is disgusting but also weird.
„Oh my god are you Molly Hayes, that brat who superpunched me in the gut one day because I suddenly wanted to kill little children?!", the Punisher said. „No, silly, I am that other girl from Brooklyn.", Molly said deadpan and stared the Punisher in the eyes so this was now a stand off. She remembered the punisher now and how he had dared to threaten her pals. Molly didnt like the punsiher because she had some brains.
The Punisher was getting scared. He couldnt outfight a sixteen year old kid even if he tried. He started sweating obscenly and if he still had his cock he would have probably gotten a hard on because he was secretly a masochist and also a pervert child molester. Or at least that was what he told himself to hide his true nature. Because the Punisher was secretly totally awesome! No I am kidding I honestly dont like him much.
To make a long story short Molly decided to again hurt the Punisher a little to teach him a firm lesson and turn him into a good little boy at least for some minutes. With her superpowered fist she crushed his nose and made him bleed. It was glorious. It was over in a second and the Punisher was totally defeated without firing a single shot of his weapon, lying on the pavement on his bony ass.
„Well, thats it. I hope that taught you a lesson you freak and you will stop threatening little kids you amoral asshole.", Molly said like a serious badass and true hero. Then she left him laying in the dust. The punisher didnt know what to do. He had lost his honor forever and would now forever feel ashamed of himself, adding to his issues.
„Hey...you, kid! I am not done with you yet!", he cried pathetically, but Molly long had stopped listening, humiliating him further. „When I catch you I am going to give you a serious spanking because I am secretly a pedo child molester and my pathetic example proves anti-spanking activists right for the ages.", he said, not realizing he was now riffing himself. If one could troll himself it was the Punisher. Frank Castle.