Those are fun. Also.

2:54 One knife thrown, spare drawn and chucked aaaand. I missed.

Fuck. Fuckity fuck fuck fuck. I couldn't exactly GO BACK AND DO THIS SHIT AGAIN!

It's fine. The BD would be fine. Surely my total flub wouldn't be noticed by everyone enjoying the preem Ninja XBD content... Right?

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X-Treme BRAIN-DANCE
"This is your host, FUNKAY! The most nova! *Explosion sounds* XBD reviwer in NC! I got years of experience, streaming XBD's for your enjoyment, editing, and now watching all the best of the best stuff chooms. Now here we got another of the best of the best. The one, the only. GHOST IN THE SHELL."

*Spooky Noises*

"That's right, the Ninja of the Night, the terror of Corpo's everywhere Motoko, FUCKING Kusanagi. Now this XBD is a preem product, got it fresh out of the printer from the lady of eddies Hiromi Mitsunashi and her little XBD corporation Ghost industries, yes obviously they made their name off Kusanagi, and frankly? Good for them. Please don't send her to kill me!"

*Blood splatter noise*

"Haha! I joke, but not really... Seriously. Anyway! I sat down and started streaming this and Hoh BOY does it not disappoint. It's got that Motoko speed and flair, Netrunning, blade work, knife throwing. Motoko is going full Net Ninja for this XBD. Which is a delight, as always the most skilled woman in Night City can do any job in any way and blow us all away!"

*Shotgun and then shooting noises*

"But let's get to molten brass here. This was a blur of carnage, interspersed with the shock of a netrunner at the absolute top. Disabling an entire Maelstrom unit with just a glance. Over and over again their Cyberware they're so proud of simply doomed them."

*Electricity noise followed by Explosions.*

"But you want to hear the review? Fuck it was preem. Heart pounding soul shattering shit. I still get twitchy when I'm walking down the hall because I feel like for just a moment I could move like that Modern Ninja and I know my poor body can't. I was more of a bruiser, busting through walls, rather than leaping over them. But she makes you feel that you can do it. It's preem... Course there is a bit of an issue. For some reason midway through the BD our ninja misses a knife throw, and I feel like I just walked into Gym Class without my shorts on or something. You can tell the ever famous Judy Alvarez tried to weaken the effect, but I seriously felt like screaming... I guess it's good to know evem the most capable killer in NC can feel like a fuckup? I don't know. It did kind of ruin the groove after that though. 9/10 XBD. Definitely give it a check out. This is FUNKAY, OUT!"