In contrast to the previous three pokemon I sent out to face against Lance's monster of a Dragonite, the reception for Fearow was rather lacklustre.
Before there were gasps of awe, shock or excitement. Fearow himself merely received a bevy of blank looks and near silence beyond a few mutters.
"…Is he out of powerful pokemon now then?" I heard one of the reporters mumble to a cameraman beside him.
"Must be, I mean, kind of a lame follow up right after those three," the camera toting man agreed, "Well can't really expect another crazy pokemon right after those three, impressive as the kid is, he's still a kid."
I barely resisted scowling, and it took a supreme effort not to tell him to shut the fuck before I shove that camera so far up his ass he'll be able to give himself a colonoscopy.
The audible cracking of my knuckles as I flexed and clenched my fingers into a fist was not something I held back on though.
Fearow to my surprise, merely puffed his chest out proudly and ignored their useless chatter.
A bit odd to be honest, I'd think with how prideful he can be he'd take extra insult to their words, but no, it was like rain water splashing against a boulder and sliding off.
In contrast to the extra's though, I noted Professor Oak giving Fearow a neutral look, one eyebrow raised, while the other Professor, Chloe's dad was cupping his chin and examining my try hard bird.
At least they knew better.
"Quite the size that Fearow has," Lance commented, bringing my attention back to him, "If you chose it to come after Dragonite and Milotic, and especially in a battle like this, then it must be quite the battler."
"Fearow is the second pokemon I caught," I replied, crossing my arms and smirking at him in approval, Lance wasn't an idiot like those npc's and could see the greatness that lay within my pokemon, "Beyond my starter he's been with me the longest and that reflects in his strength. Hell, before I even caught him, he was the leader of a flock of Spearow that numbered over a thousand."
Fearow preened smugly at my words, tilting his long beck up a bit and jutting his massive beak out proudly.
"Stronger than the three amazing pokemon you've already used?" Lance raised an eyebrow in interest.
"Much." I nodded simply.
Fearow was try hard bird number two for a reason after all.
Lance's lips transitioned into a massive grin, "Then this should be fun," he barked out with a laugh, raising one hand towards Fearow, "Dragonite, fire off a Thunder!"
Once more a burning orange aura of crackling lightning exploded into existence around the Dragonite high in the sky above us, the thick powerful smell of ozone assaulting my senses again.
That was the sheer power that Dragonite could call upon within a split moment, of an elemental attack not even its type.
Saying it had power in spades, was putting it lightly and then some…and a half and more.
Dragonite unleashed the attack and a massive pillar of crackling lightning descended through the air towards Fearow.
Unlike Milotic though, I didn't bother giving him the order to dodge. Nor did I even give him any order.
We had after all, long since came up with a way of dealing with electric attacks. The only reason Milotic wasn't able to do it, was because I hadn't gotten around to teaching her the attack she needed for it yet.
Silver light erupted into existence along Fearow's wings as he spread them wide and promptly buried them in the ground, just a split moment before the massive pillar of lightning slammed into him.
Where before the sheer power and force contained within the massive electrical blast had torn the battlefield asunder against Milotic, this time, it did nothing of the sort.
As Fearow took it head on and diverted the massive charge of lightning safely into the ground.
Due to the sheer size of it, it took Fearow a little longer than it usually would, but even still, within a few seconds it was done and the Thunder attack was safely diffused.
Stunned silence met us moments later and I saw Lance staring gobsmacked at me, actually wide eyed.
Perhaps the first true shock he'd had of this battle. Sure I'd taken him by surprise a few times, but not truly shocked him.
"How…did you do that?" Lance asked, goggling at me and Fearow.
"That's for me to know, and you to…dot dot dot," my smirk widened as I uncrossed my arms and thrust a hand up towards Dragonite, "Fearow, Razor Wind!"
Fearow tore his wings from the ground, the silver glow replaced by a light blue and he whipped his wings out, scything them through the air and unleashed a pair of large energy sickles that shot up through the air, followed by another set and another, his wings scything through the air back and forward in a blur, at such speeds it sounded like multiple cannons were going off.
In the span of a breath, dozens of energy sickles were tearing through the air towards Dragonite.
The dragon pokemon twirled avoiding two, then beat its swings and accelerated, swerving through the air like a zooming jet, outpacing the barrage of attacks easily even with its slowed speed from being paralyzed.
But as with many things that had happened so far in this battle. That was fine.
Because I only wanted to get a feel for its speed now.
And now I know.
And-
"Chase it down Fearow!" I ordered.
Firing off one last pair of energy sickles, Fearow's wings pulled back as they did with the attack and he used the momentum he'd built up to thrust himself into the air with a powerful jump and beat his wings, taking off at maximum speed.
The wind rumbled like thunder was generating above, but in fact, it was just Fearow's speed.
Without any Tailwind, without any quick attack, without any Agility or anything like that, Fearow broke the sound barrier with his own raw unenhanced speed.
Fearow ascended into the air with all the speed of a fighter jet and was hundreds of feet in the air before anyone even realised what was happening and was upon Dragonite in moments.
"Dragonite, turn and Dragon Pulse!" Lance quickly countered.
Just as Fearow was approaching Dragonite from behind, his beak beginning to glow with white power, the huge dragon whirled around, multi-coloured energy forming in its maw.
"Protect!" I shouted.
Dragonite unleashed a massive beam of multi-coloured power that swept over Fearow's form, spreading out wide enough it covered an expanse that was easily fifty feet wide.
The massive beam of power didn't last long though as Dragonite grimaced, body going limp mid-air and beginning to lose altitude.
I grinned as the power faded away to reveal Fearow safely hidden within the confines of a spherical green barrier.
It shattered a split moment later, just that quick instance of Dragonite's attack being too much for it.
But it was enough.
"Toxic!" I declared, glee filling me.
Fearow's long beak lit up with an ominous dark purple energy and he shot forward, stabbing his beak straight into Dragonite's chest while it was immobilzed for a scant few moments.
Dragonite's body glowed with the same purple energy as the status conditioned seeped into its body.
And then Fearow opened his beak and shrieked, unleashing a shock wave of red energy at point blank range, followed by his wings erupting into sinister black energy that seemed to suck in all light around it.
And delivered a devastating Throat Chop into Dragonite's throat. I saw the dual dragon and flying type's eyes bulge for a split moment before the force of the blow tore it from the air and send it rocketing down where it slammed into the battlefield with ground breaking force, a crater forming around its body.
Yet…
Lance merely whistled, impressed, "You weren't kidding at all," he shook his head, "Your Fearow is incredible."
"That he is," I agreed, even if it threw me of a little. Because his nonchalance told me, this wasn't even close to being finished yet, "Fearow, go higher, get some distance!" I shouted up at my pokemon.
It didn't matter though how strong Lance's pokemon were. Their endurance wasn't unlimited. Between the paralysis, poison and the damage it had already taken, there was surely no way it could last much longer.
Right?
I clicked my tongue as Dragonite rose up out of the crater its body formed, its face placid, no anger to be seen at all and totally calm even as it rubbed idly at its neck.
"Planning to wear us down with poison and finish us off eh? Not a bad plan," Lance mused with a nod, before smirking, "We're going to kick things up a notch from here though. Dragonite, Blitz."
Blitz?
Dragonite flapped its wings and a whirlwind kicked up around its form, swirling around its body like an aura of wind, then with a flap of its wings, it rose into the air, speed picking up way faster as it soared towards Fearow.
The its speed suddenly accelerated and it disappeared from view. It was so fast I couldn't even see it, only hear as the air itself shattered from the force.
My head whipped up just in time to see Fearow juke to the side, spinning and avoiding…something!
Dragonite formed into existence above it, a grin on its face and Fearow quickly beat his wings and accelerated himself with a powerful beat of his wings and fled, keeping his distance as I said.
I saw Dragonite's grin widen.
And then it simply disappeared.
And appeared a moment later in front of Fearow, a fist crackling with electricity coming in to smash Fearow in the face and send him soaring backwards dozens of feet through the air.
I gaped.
What the actual fuck!?
How the hell? Dragonite looked like it fucking teleported, that was how fast it was!
Then it disappeared again and was behind Fearow in the blink of an eye, delivering a Thunder Punch into his back and sending him flying forward.
Then he was gone again and in front of Fearow again and smashing another Thunder Punch into his face!
"Protect!" I roared on instinct, while my mind ran a mile a minute, 'What the fuck is Blitz? That first one was Tailwind, but what about the others, there was at least tow more!'
I might not have been able to keep track of it when it accelerated that first time, but I knew while its speed had picked up after the Tailwind, it suddenly jumped again.
There was at least two more attacks being used in junction with it!
In a testament to his hardiness, Fearow shook off the Thunder Punch's and obeyed me, a green sphere of protection forming around his body just in time for Dragonite to once again appear behind him and smash its crackling fist into the Protect barrier.
I could only watch as Fearow in his sphere of protection was launched through the air, only for Dragonite to appear and smash another punch into the barrier, then appear again and repeat it over and over.
With each one I watched as the barrier cracked and wavered, while Dragonite punched Fearow around like a ping pong ball!
Think think think!
What speed techniques did Dragonite get?
Tailwind I already knew, and obviously there was Agility. It wasn't Dragon Dance, I knew how that looked as well, Charizard knew it after all and I'd notice it if it was used. It didn't get Quick Attack I don't think…
Which left only
'Extreme speed!' my eyes widened as it clicked.
A combo of Tailwind, Agility and Extreme Speed then?
I grit my teeth, it didn't do me any good either way! There was no order I could give here that would let Fearow overcome Dragonte.
"Endure it!" I shouted, "Hold on, out last him!" that was all I could declare as encouragement.
Because even with this absurd speed combo, it didn't change what I thought before. Dragonite's stamina was not without limit.
"Dragonite, Dragon Blitz!" Lance suddenly ordered, making my eyes widen.
At his words, Dragonite appeared behind Fearow after sending him flying once more, but before it struck it rapidly rotated and a familiar aura of power sprung around its body.
Dragon Dance!
It enhanced its attack power and its speed even higher!
It came out of its spin and slammed one more Thunder Punch into Fearow's barrier.
And it shattered like glass.
"Now finish it!"
Lance…was rushing?
Realisation struck me.
"ROOST!" I thundered rapidly.
"Row!" Fearow spread his wings wide even as he spun through the air, healing energy sweeping through his body, just a split moment before Dragonite blitz'd him once more and delivered a Thunder Punch straight to his face.
The force of the blow sent Fearow shooting back through the air like a speeding bullet.
But the healing energy was still around his body and he levelled out after soaring back fifty feet.
I grinned.
Roost healed some of the damage, and on top of that-
Using Roost, made him lose his flying type for a brief time, so he didn't take the super effective damage from the electric type Thunder Punch!
I just needed him to hang on.
Because I was not wrong. Lance rushing like that, which was atypical of how he'd battled my other pokemon with Dragonite, told me all I needed to know.
I was right, his stamina was not even close to infinite, it was in fact very finite. And using a combination of Tailwind, Agility and Extreme Speed, alongside all those Thunder Punch's and then adding on Dragon Dance?
It must have consumed a crap ton of its energy!
And our chance came a moment later as Dragonite began to move once more to blitz Fearow, only to freeze, a grimace over its face, its limbs and wings going limp.
I wasn't going to miss this chance!
"Hyper Beam, full power!" I punched my fist out.
Fearow opened his beak, a sphere of purely concentrated dark energy swirling and compressing into existence for second as he charged his attack.
And then he unleash it, a massive roaring beam of black power that soared through the air and slammed into the massive Dragonite with all the force of a nuke!
The beam was so massive it slammed into Dragonite and then washed over it, its entire body hidden from view as the attack hit it.
"Don't let up, hit it with everything you have!" I shouted from below, "Bring it down!"
"ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!" at my voice, Fearow's voice thundered back in reply and his beak opened even wider, the massive black beam practically doubling in size.
One second, two, three, five, then a full ten.
For ten whole seconds Fearow blasted Dragonite with a super concentrated beam of power.
Yet it did not fall!
Even with as strong and enduring as Fearow was, that was his limit and before long the Hyper Beam dwindled away.
To reveal Dragonite.
Its arms were limps, its body heavily bruised, bleeding and scorched all over. Yet, its wings flapped steadily keeping it afloat.
Are you fucking kidding me!?
Fearow up above was panting deeply, barely keeping himself afloat in the air. Using that much energy, he was exhausted!
I don't even think Pidgeot could have withstood that! And this Dragonite did after everything it had so far?
A hyper beam from Aerodactyl. A Dragon Rush and dozens of Thunder Punch's from Dragonite. A long concentrated Dragon Breath and Ice Beam from Milotic and paralyzed. Now it was poisoned with Toxic, had taken a point blank Astonish and then Throat Chop, drained a massive amount of its own stamina with all its attacks and combo's and now taken perhaps the most powerful attack any of my pokemon had ever unleashed to this day.
And it still hadn't gone done!
Forget Dragonite this things new name should be The Juggernaut. And this is the fucking weakest on his team?
"Good job hanging on Dragonite!" Lance gave a booming laugh, "Let's push our limits even further, use Outrage and then Brick Break!"
"Droooo!" Dragonite howled, an aura of crimson red seeping into the green aura of Dragon Dance covering its body and boosting its abilities to even greater heights.
Outrage after all…turned out to be a massive ability enhancer here in this world. Like Dragon Dance.
Dragon Dance….on steroids.
It came at the cost of confusing pokemon after a short period of time, but for that short period of time, the pokemon's power and physical abilities were rose massively.
Fearow had no chance of dodging here. And while he'd lost his flying type due to Roost for the moment, that left him as a pure normal type.
And Brick Break was a fighting type attack.
"Fine, bring it on!" I bared my teeth, I still had one card to play. Fearow had picked up a new attack while fighting Pidgeot earlier, we hadn't had time to test it out yet, but it was an attack Pidgeot already had so I was already experienced enough in it, "Mirror Move!"
Fearow took in one last massive gulp of air through his beak before spreading his wings wide, "Roooow!" he howled with all his might, eyes glowing silver, before a similar red aura sparked into existence around his own body.
He copied the Outrage for himself, to massively raise his strength, speed and durability to hit back with all his might!
"Steel Wing!" I punched my fist out at the same time Lance did.
"Brick Break!" the champion repeated.
They both accelerated forward, moving so fast the air sounded like it exploded, that was how fast they were going.
I didn't even see their initial clash.
Only the massive burst of light made up of silvers, reds, greens and more that shone like the sun.
And then a split moment later it felt like an earthquake struck, the battlefield all of a sudden covered in a massive plume of dusty smoke. I stumbled back almost falling on my ass, but I ground me feet into the ground and grit my teeth, refusing to fall.
I refused to fall like a chump when my pokemon were fighting so hard and refusing to go down themselves with all their might!
Moments later, the plume of dusty smoke withered away to reveal the already decimated battlefield filled with another two massive craters.
And within them-
Dragonite down on one knee panting deeply, eyes unfocused and its upper torso swaying back and forth.
While Fearow was in the other, slumped down on his back and completely unconscious, body riddled with wounds I could make out even through his thick plumage.
Damn it.
Gritting my teeth, I raised Fearow's pokeball at the same time Dragonite shook its head and rose to its feet.
"…Eh?" I blinked, stunned as Dragonite suddenly toppled backwards and landed flat on its back.
Fearow…won?
Well, Fearow managed to draw with it? A team effort for sure, but he gave it his all and managed to bring it down?
I stared gobsmacked.
A champion was no normal trainer. To assume so, was the height of folly. The difference between a champion and an average trainer, was as vast as the distance between Heaven and Earth.
In the first place, a single low ranking Gym Leader could handle dozens of average trainers at once, a top tier gym leader could defeat scores of them without breaking a sweat. And even the weakest of Elite Four could decimate a top tier Gym Leader.
It was in the name, they were the elites. But even the most elite of elites, fell short in comparison to a champion.
Champions could crush armies of hundreds of pokemon with a single one of their own. They were the ones that faced off against the incarnations of nature itself when legends ran amok, they were the ones who faced off against conceptual gods of space and time, they were the ones who carried the lives of entire regions on their shoulders.
To put it simply.
Champions were a big deal. And even a single one on one exhibition match against a trainer showing some potential in the gym circuit, could draw crowds upwards of fifty thousand and more with ease.
So when one of the most famous champions of all, one who was a champion of not one, but two regions accepted a battle from a young hot prodigy who blazed onto the scene with rare and powerful pokemon, it wasn't just Kanto or Johto who tuned in.
It was broadcasted across the entire world.
And people were glued to their seats with baited breath, eyes wide with shock as they watched the pokemon of a Champion, fall.
"Yes!" Gary cheered, bouncing up atop the hood of his convertible where he'd been casually reclining with a laptop.
Fist pumped high in the air, his voice echoed through the wilderness around him, startling some pidgey above out of a tree. He was on his way to Porta Vista to meet up with his gramps when one of his girls casually playing with his laptop saw a trending live stream on Poketube.
Imagine his shock when it turned out to be the freaking champion of his region battling against Mr. Clap Their Cheeks himself.
He had no idea why the fuck Jord was battling the champion, it wasn't actually that long ago since he was talking to the brat over texts where he was bullshitting about wanting to meet his sister.
Well at least Gary hoped the kid was bullshitting, he didn't want a fuck boy like that anywhere near his older sister.
It was bad enough when Ashy-boy had a massive crush on her, he didn't need his new rival trying to bed her!
Besides, he had that hot booty shorts girl why did he need any more than that? He should be happy with just the one like any normal guy.
Gary conveniently ignored the squad of girls he toted around. Because much like his rival, the only hypocrite he liked was himself.
Either way, he was psyched and could contain his excitement at all. Jord had did it.
He'd brought down a champions pokemon. Albeit, his weakest pokemon by far, and Lance wasn't taking the kid seriously at all the kid wouldn't have landed a single one of his attacks that actually mattered if Lance had.
But, he'd still managed it.
His greatest rival, had defeated one of Lance's pokemon, was actually capable of hurting it. Which meant, since Jord was around Gary's level, he could do it to.
And it confirmed for him, he was on the right path!
"I should send that asshole something as thanks." Gary smirked to himself, fist still raised in the air.
Definitely not his sisters number though.
Fuck no.
Ear ringing shouts of jubilation and whooping cheers thundered in Misty's ears and she winced in annoyance.
Jord was battling Lance.
Somehow, Misty couldn't find it in herself to be surprised. From the very moment she met him, he seemed to have a plan in mind for rising through the ranks at a rapid speed.
Even if his common sense was lacking, but then he was still younger than most trainers starting out by a couple years so fair enough.
Then again, this was the guy that caught just the other day wrestled a Gyarados and Dragonite into submission and whom when she last talked to, was lounging across a throne of evolutionary stones worth millions like a throne.
Jord and common sense didn't seem to get along well.
And this battle just showed that even more.
Jord had beat one of Lance's pokemon. That was the crazy thing. Misty wished she could actually pay more attention to the battle going on or put her thoughts into order.
But she wasn't given the chance. Because Ash and Brock were crowded around the screen in their room at the Pokemon Centre, alongside Pikachu, Scizor and Riolu.
Not to mention that annoying prankster of a Gengar that she knew was hiding in Ash's shadow right now.
She could only catch glimpses of the battle going on because of them crowding around it.
But it wasn't just that.
Her phone was constantly buzzing with messages or ringing with calls. From her sisters. Especially Violet.
The damn bimbo's had been bothering her off and on for a while about Jord, it only got worse when he started trending with his Dragonite and Gyarados, not to mention his Blastoise.
And they hadn't stopped messaging her ever since this battle with Lance went live and took the region by storm.
'Maybe if you didn't snub him for using a damn Raticate you'd be able to call him yourself.' Misty snorted. Stupid Violet, always the most superficial of her three older sisters and that was saying a lot.
Or not.
Misty smirked as she remembered that Jord had intentionally snubbed her sister right back when she came on to him after he beat Lily in his Gym Battle, because he didn't want to ruin his chances with her.
Either way, it was annoying though. Jord had gotten pretty good 'stock' with her sisters ever since his gym battle at Cerulean City. It had risen sharply when he trended on Poketube. And now it had risen massively again, probably even more so after he beat Lance's Dragonite.
Especially the way he casually bragged about giving a girl a Dragonite Lance claimed was easily worth twenty five million.
Gold diggers across the region probably had their eyes turn into pokedollars signs.
An uncomfortable sensation lingered in her stomach at the thought. But it wasn't because of them. At least not entirely.
The movie girl was definitely ahead of her right now with Jord. She sighed in annoyance.
She wasn't sure how to do about that-
So she put it out of mind for the moment to focus on what was going on right now, and on that point.
"Will you idiots move out of the way and let me see as well!" Misty growled in annoyance from behind the group of idiots blocking her view.
She got why Pikachu and Scizor were out, they both lost to Jord's Fearow, which just brought down Lance's Dragonite as well. But why was Riolu out? Why…just why?
It was so annoying!
The student council room of Naranja Academy was alit with the noise of a cheering girl.
She was the only one there, but her cheering more than made up for it. Atop her desk, sat a laptop.
And the feed of a live stream directly from Kanto played out on the screen.
And!
Nemona!
Was!
So!
Excited!
"Ooooh, I wish he was from here!" the girl bit into her fist, vibrating with anticipation at the thought. Things worked a bit differently in Paldea than most regions.
If he was a trainer over here, he'd have had to start out from Naranja just like every other trainer. Which meant she could have met him.
And battled him!
That confidence! That boldness! The endurance! The sly strategizing! The way he knew his pokemon and trusted them to give it their all even in the face of someone like Lance!
"Gah, he's so cool!" she squealed, reaching up to cup her cheeks and vigorously shake her head, her green bang and ponytail bouncing jubilantly with the motion.
From her estimates, she was sure she was stronger right now than the boy and could defeat him in a battle. But, from everything she heard so far he'd only been a trainer for two months.
This kind of growth in only two months and the way he and his pokemon rose to the occasion to fight Lance? Even if she beat him, he'd just rise up to challenge her again after improving rapidly and maybe beat her!
And then she could use that as a chance to grow and re-challenge him and beat him.
And then he'd do the same and beat her, and then she'd to the same and then he'd to the same and then she'd do the same!
He would be the perfect rival!
Nemona wanted him, she wanted him so bad! How could she get him though? 'Maybe I could invite him here?' she wondered, head tilting to the side in thought.
Not to brag, but she had pretty big pull in Paldea. She'd already gotten all eight gym badges, her family was high up in authority, and she was the student council president of Naranja Academy!
Maybe she could do something with that?
"Now that's what I'm talking about!" Rosa whooped, pumping a fist into the air as she jumped up and down, her voluptuous curves bouncing and jiggling along with her, almost coming straight out of the scanty lade underwear that she was wearing…and nothing else, "This is what I expect from my future shota boytoy husband!"
It said a lot about her state of mind, that Hilda's shock was too great to even tell off her cousin.
Such was the craziness of the situation. Jord…had beaten Lance's Dragonite. Sure, he'd used four pokemon to do it and it didn't seem like Lance was taking him all that seriously still going by how lax his commands had been.
But he'd still brought down Lance's Dragonite.
Again, his weakest one, but that didn't make it weak.
It was a champions pokemon after all.
She should be excited, and glad and proud. And Hilda was, but overshadowing them, a sense of worry formed in the pit of her stomach.
Jord was strong, there was no doubt. And he could definitely take care of himself. But…he was still so early into his journey. Still so young.
All this limelight so quickly…it drew so much attention. Would he really be alright? If this was just tow months into his journey, and at how young he was now…
Hilda shuddered to imagine what kind of crazy escapades he'd get into going forward from here.
And that wasn't even into taking into account the normal things that came with the infamy he'd gained now. People all over would have designs for him to play into, or make them soon. And what about reporters and such? With his bold confidence bordering on absolute arrogance, and the way he just did and said whatever he wanted, they could easily twist things he said or situations he was in around to paint him in a bad light.
Everyone loved a hero.
Everyone loved a rising star.
And everyone loved a rebel.
She knew that as an ironclad fact from all her experience growing up in the show bizz.
But more than all three of them combined, she also knew that the people loved to see such a person be dragged down as well. Because people were not perfect, they were prone to envy, they were prone to anger at those that made them look bad.
And Jord made a lot of people look bad with his knowledge and skill. He wasn't even the normal age for a starting trainer, yet he made some trainers decades his senior look pitiful.
And all those who would envy him and smother their feelings of inferiority with anger, would love to see him dragged down into the mud with them. Because it would make them feel better about themselves.
Damn Team Plasma, if only they didn't steal Rosa's pokemon, she'd still be back in Kanto with Jord right now and she'd be able to shield him from some of that, and coach him on how to deal with the ones who'd try to consistently twist his narrative.
"Hey cuz!" Rosa's shout broke Hilda from her thoughts and she looked to see her cousin cupping her large breasts, bouncing them up and down…weighing them? "What kinda underwear does he like, do you know? Like does he have a colour preference or style? Like thongs, g-strings, maybe crotchless?"
And of course the gold diggers.
Not that she'd ever call her cousin a gold digger. Because she wasn't really interested in money, and was more pokemon mad. It just so happened that rare and powerful pokemon were either very hard to find, or very expensive.
"He prefers girls called Hilda, so shut the hell up and put some clothes on you damn exhibitionist." Hilda retorted with a roll of her eyes.
"Alright, guess I'm changing my name then, you can be Rosa now," Rosa shrugged without missing a beat, "Also, no. Just cuz you're jelly I'm hotter than you isn't any reason for me to cover this sexy body of mine, especially since I know you're totally calling Jord in a little while for sure. I'll let my shota husband see the goods in advance, get him all riled up and ready for me!"
"Will you stop calling him that, you're from Unova, not Kanto you twit," Hilda huffed, "And you are in no way, shape or form, hotter than me." she added, with a pointed glare.
"Your mother." Rosa replied maturely, sticking her tongue out.
"That doesn't even make sense!" Hilda's eyebrow literally twitched.
"Your face doesn't make sense." Rosa shot back, pulling her tongue back into her mouth and giving her a shit eating grin.
"That's rich coming from some chick who hit every branch on the way down the ugly tree after you were born!" Hilda narrowed her eyes, "You're so ugly we thought auntie had an affair with a Garbodor!"
"Yeah, well your ass is so fat when you walk down the street people think you're a wild Snorlax!"
"Your chest is so saggy people think you're a guy carrying around a Stunfisk!"
Pidgeot - Male - Keen Eye
Gust, Sand Attack, Quick Attack, Peck, Wing Attack, Steel Wing, Rain Dance, Roost, Double Team, Agility, Mirror Move,
Fearow - Male - Sniper
Peck, Astonish, Razor Wind, Double Team, Steel Wing, Rain Dance, Throat Chop, Roost, Toxic, Protect, Hyper Beam, Mirror Move,
Poliwrath - Male - Swift Swim
Water Gun, Hypnosis, Mega Punch, Rain Dance, Psychic, Brick Break, Bide, Ice Punch
Raticate - Male - Guts
Quick Attack, Focus Energy, Bite, Hyper Fang, Mimic, Iron Tail, Rain Dance, Water Gun, Jump Kick, Ice Beam, Thunderbolt, Flame Wheel, Sunny Day, Skull Bash
Blissey- Female - Healer
Heal Pulse, Aromatherapy, Gravity, Sing, Pound, Seismic Toss, Disarming Voice
Beedrill - Male - Sniper
Poison Sting, String Shot, Harden, Twineedle, Agility, Toxic Spikes, Mega Drain, Electroweb, Drill Run,
Victreebel - Male - Chlorophyll
Vine Whip, Razor Leaf, Sleep Powder, Slam, Stun spore, Poison Powder, Solarbeam
Bellossom - Female - Chlorophyll
Poison Powder, Stun Spore, Sunny Day, Sweet Scent, Razor Leaf, Leech Seed, Sleep Powder, Solarbeam
Butterfree - Male - Tinted Lens
Tackle, String Shot, Harden, Stun Spore, Headbutt, Electroweb, Sharpen, Rollout, Confusion, Gust, Supersonic, Poison Powder, Sleep Powder, Teleport, Psychic
Milotic - Female - Marvel Scale
Splash, Tackle, Dragon Breath, Hypnosis, Water Pulse, Disarming Voice, Life Dew, Recover, Aqua Ring, Iron Tail, Surf, Ice Beam
Shiftry - Male - Chlorophyll
Hurricane, Extrasensory, Dark Pulse, Mega Kick, Razor Leaf, Leaf blade, Bide, Nature Power, Sunny Day, Solarbeam, Shadow Ball
Golbat - Male - Infiltrator
Mega Drain, Wing Attack, Supersonic, Leech Life, Hypnosis, Venoshock, Poison Fang, Haze, Steel Wing, Shadow Ball, Heat Wave
Clefable - Female - Magic Guard
Pound, Sing, Gravity, Life Dew, Psychic, Metronome, Thunderbolt
Golem - Male - Sturdy
Tackle, Rollout, Sand-Attack, Defense Curl, Mud Sport, Stealth Rock, Explosion, Rock Throw, Flamethrower, Earthquake, Rock Polish, Brick Break
Charizard - Male - Blaze
Scratch, Growl, Ember, Flamethrower, Metal Claw, Mega Punch, Seismic Toss, Counter, Fire Spin, Dragon Dance, Dragon Rush, Blast Burn, Iron Tail, Quick Attack, Swords Dance, Dig, Wing Aytack
Persian - Male - Technician
Scratch, Growl, Slash, Fury Swipes, Bite, Fake Out, Power Gem, Taunt, Play Rough,
Meowth(x7) - Male - Pick Up
Scratch, Growl, Slash, Fury Swipes, Bite
Meowzie(Meowth) - Female - Pick Up
Scratch, Growl, Slash, Fury Swipes, Bite
Krabby - Male - Sheer Force
Water Gun, Iron Defence, Vicegrip, Stomp, Guillotine, Metal Claw, Mud Shot
Raboot - Male - Libero
Ember, Quick Attack, Double Kick, Headbutt, Flamethrower
Snivy - Female - Overgrow
Vine Whip, Attract, Leaf Storm, Leaf Blade, Sunny Day, Solarbeam
Dragonite - Male - Multiscale
Wrap, Thunder Wave, Ice Beam, Flamethrower, Dragon Rush, Thunderpunch
Gyarados - Male - Moxie
Splash, Tackle, Bite, Dragon Rage, Aqua Tail, Hydro Pump, Hyper Beam
Blastoise - Male - Torrent
Bubble, Tackle, Bite, Withdraw, Rapid Spin, Water Gun, Skull Bash, Aqua Jet, Hydro Pump
Squirtle(x25) - Male(14)/Female(11) - Torrent
Bubble, Tackle, Rapid Spin, Withdraw, Water Gun
Wartortle(x18) - Male(8)/Female(10) - Torrent
Bubble, Tackle, Rapid Spin, Withdraw, Water Gun, Bite, Skull Bash
Exeggutor(34) - ? - ?
Hypnosis, ?
Omanyte(x2) - Male(1)/Female(1) - Swift Swim
Water Gun, Mud Shot, Rollout
Omastar(x2) - Male(1)/Female(1) - Swift Swim
Water Gun, Spike Cannon, Bind, Rollout and Mud Shot
Kabuto(x2) - Male(1)/Female(1) - Battle Armour
Water Gun, Absorb, Slash
Kabutops(x2) - Male(1)/Female(1) - Battle Armour
Water Gun, Slash, Absorb, Night Slash, Rock Blast
Aerodactyl - Male - Rock Head
Bite, Wing Attack, Flamethrower, Hyper Beam, Giga impact, Ancient Power
Togepi Egg - ? - ?
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Jord Trainer Card
Name: Jord Odhar
Age: 13?
Town: Viridian City
₱: 2,783,687
Pokemon Owned: 117
Badges: 2
Ribbons: 0
Carry Limit: 12
Pokemon On Hand: Pidgeot, Fearow, Blissey, Victreebel, Bellossom, Milotic, Charizard, Dragonite, Gyarados, Blastoise, Kabutops, Aerodactyl
Pokemon at Viridian: Poliwrath, Raticate, Beedrill, Meowth (x7), Meowzie, Persian, Krabby, Raboot, Snivy, Golbat, Golem, Shiftry, Butterfree, Clefable, Squirtle(x25), Wartortle(x18), Exeggutor(34), Omanyte(2), Omastar(2), Kabuto(2), Kabutops(2), Togepi Egg
And we're back I guess with chapter 38, yay, I guess?
Honestly, not really got the motivation to go into a breakdown of this or anything like I usually do. Peeps who saw what I posted on Onwards yesterday I think or the day before, will probably understand why. But yeah, I'm gonna post a few updates today, then probably won't be posting anything for a few weeks except on my Pa-atreon. I need to get a backlog for there done anyway.
Don't feel pressured to join my Pa-atreon cuz of that though, eventually all the shit will come up here regardless at some point.
Anyway, shameless Pa-atreon plug. I've got one, go by the same username on there, easy to find and all that jazz. Support me if you want, it'd be swell, but don't feel pressured lads and ladies, I'll be uploading my stuff outside it regardless and not keeping it all behind a paywall or anything like that.