A Simpsons yaoi story
A Sideshow Bob, Addam Piro, and Lucas Adil story
The Deadly Triangle
Chapter 18: Luke becomes my...body-guard?
Note: This takes place two days after what happened in chapter 17.
Well I had been let out of the hospital, weirdly Luke has been spending more time with me..last night he slept on my couch, maybe he wants to keep an eye out for Addam. I was currently in Moe's (surprisingly), and Luke is sitting at one of the booths reading a newspaper (Does he honestly expect me to think that he's not there?). I look at Moe and say, "Say does Addam Piro come by here much?" Moe hands me a beer and nods, "Yeah, let me tell you he goes on an' on about you." I smile and tell him, "Oh I believe that, weirdly just a few days ago he shot me.."
I take a sip of beer when Carl, Lenny, and Homer walk in, Homer screams in fear, "Aah! Sideshow Bob!" I sigh and tell Homer, "Don't worry I'm here out of pleasure." They then sit down on three other stools, Moe gives them each a beer, Lenny looks over at the newspaper and says, "Who's over there?" I chuckle and say while taking another sip, "Oh ho I don't know..maybe it's a spy.." Luke then stands up and sits in the stool beside me, looks at me and says while ruffling my hair, "You're so weird, Bobby."
Homer smiles at Lucas and says before taking a sip of beer, "I'm glad that we're pals, buddy." I take a long sip of beer and Lucas wraps his arm around me, I start to become drunk so I say to him, "Since you're-a sober Lukie-Luke, would ya give me a ride home?" Addam then walks in, sees me and says, "Hey Bob." Luke goes over to him and exclaims, "Leave him be, you traitor!" Addam glares at him and exclaims, "Traitor? Me?! Oh no! You're the traitor!" Lucas is shocked and asks why Addam would accuse him of such a thing to which Addam replies, "Bob said that you're the best lover that he's ever known when he had sex with me!"
End of chapter 18: Luke becomes my..body-guard?
Next:
Chapter 19: Addam really wants me to be his.