Cast:

Atemu - Eggman

Yami - Rouge

Dark/Toru(Season 0 Yami) - Shadow

Heba - Sonic

Yugi - Tails

Tora(Season 0 Yugi) - Amy/Maria others if needed

Timaeus - Knuckles and others sound effects if needed

Solaris - Gerald

These characters subbing in for those who voice over, Sonic Adventure 2 Dark Story Final Story. I give credit to SnapCube and their friends for the voice over and dialogue. I don't own Sonic or the dialogue, just the story.

Solaris is Timaeus's younger brother and he is a knight just like Timaeus. Timaeus and Solaris also have the gravity-defining star hair with three colors but instead of red or purple or magenta, its their third color having teal and some shade of green. Eyes being the same as the hair.

Italics is for the past and for something that isn't in the dialog like — {Laughter}

Underline is for talking through a phone and/or walkie talkie.

Also I might just Italics some sentences or words in some of the dramatic dialogues.

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Timaeus(extra voice): WeLComE tO FuNlaND¡! ¡!

Heba(Sonic): What the… I'm here again..? It's like a dream-

Toru(Shadow): Welcome to Funland, Sonic. Also, welcome to the "Fucked Raman's Wife" Club.

Heba(Sonic): Oh, hey! I'm glad to be here! Do we have jackets!?

Toru(Shadow): No. But we do have shoes. And they let us run really, really fast.

Heba(Sonic): Okay. How fast do you wanna run? Two fast? Three fast? Twelve fast?

Toru(Shadow): That's not grammatically correct, you insolent fucko.

—(20:54)

Toru(Shadow): And so then I told Eggman, "I swear, it looks like all of them at once, you big Gru-looking bitch."

{Heba and Toru continuing on as the rest eats}

Heba(Sonic): Oh my Ra, really? Are you telling- that's, that's the truth? It really…every single one of them at once?

Toru(Shadow): It's true.

Heba(Sonic): So if I would put it in a blender ...Would that like…..

Toru(Shadow): Yes, that's right. It would still look exactly the same. It defies nature like that.

Heba(Sonic): Oh my Ra. That's….that's Lovecraftian!

Toru(Shadow): Also perish.

Heba(Sonic): Okey.

—

(Words, as the cast tries to say the words that are popping up on screen.) 21:19 - 21:30

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Atemu(Eggman): Finally! Y'know what? My nudes are up, my T2itter logged on, and my boners are turned off. I'm gonna fu- what the Anubis is going on? Who is THIS? [Shocked Ramen sounds] D…d… Daddy? Daddy is that you?

{Laughter from the cast as they laugh at Atemu's choice of words.}

Solaris(Gerald): It seems… that as all come today… that I… must… destroy you all…for leaking my son's nudes. I cannot believe that this has happened. It is time… for you all… to see…the last thing that you will ever see. As you are destroyed…and as you see my son's tetris dick…I will make sure…that every waking moment…until the very last…is the last thing that you will ever breathe. [Someother word].

Timaeus(Knuckles): Whoa! But I wanted the last thing I breathed to be pot!

Atemu(Eggman): YOU DONE DID IT NOW! I'm so sick. My father's here-

Timaeus(Knuckles): I'm so sick of funkin' your wife! She's a tired old hag! Wait…where am I?

Heba(Sonic): Ramen… We can make amends-

Atemu(Eggman): What the fuck, shut the fuck up. SHUT THE FUCK UP. Everybody's fucked my wife!

Heba(Sonic): Yeah, but we can fix it, I promise. Just join us!

Atemu(Eggman): NO! I'm divorcing her ass, I'm throwing your ass in the garbage, I'm throwing ALL your asses in the garbage! I'm taking your CDs and weed!

Yami(Rouge): I'm not really sure what this says, I..I can only read basic English..

[Mari!]

[Sounds as the cast tries to read the words on the screen.]

Tora(Amy): I NEVER LEARNED HOW TO READ!

[Ark]

Atemu(Eggman): She fuckin'- he fuckin'- she.. They fucked my wife! The animals fucked my wife! And then everybody fucking left because the fucking ship was gonna be destroyed. She was able to escape because I designed a robot that would be able to pleasure her in such an intense way that I would be able to finally fuck her. BUT IT DIDN'T HAPPEN! BECUASE SHE DECIDED TO BECOME A FURRY FUCKER AND FUCKED THE WHOLE SONIC THE HEDGHOG AND SHADOW TEAM WHICH DIDN'T EVEN FUCKIN' MATTER SINCE IT WENT INTO A NEW ARK AND THEN SHE FUCKE d. THE WORLD WAS HER NEXT TARGET! BECAUSE HER JUSSY WAS NOT EVEN PLEASED ENOUGH! SO SHE HAD TO HO YOURSELF OUT AND BE THE BIGGEST THHHHHHHOT THAT YOUVE EVER SEEN! THE WORLD IS GOING TO BE DESTROYED RIGHT NOW. I'm logging off.

Yami(Rouge): You shouldn't talk about your wife that way..

Atemu(Eggman): I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK! That bitch can fuck off, I divorced her ass three hours ago. I'm so sick. My body's doing THINGS, THAT THING. And you over there? Shut up. And YoU? Take off my pants! You wanna see some weird shit?

Yugi(Tails): Ramen! You need to calm down.

Atemu(Eggman): I AM- I'mmmmmm tired bein' calm all the Ra damn time! I wanna live my life! And you! You. YOU. YOU. I'M SO SICK OF YOU.

Yami(Rouge): It looks like we won, everybody. We… broke him. Finally,

Timaeus(Knuckles): Alright! Do we get to have a big furry orgy now?

Heba(Sonic): Okay, everybody… Let's stop talking about dick okay. It looks like all tetris pieces at once. Thumbs up! To make a long fuckin' story short, I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass.

{Everybody laughing even harder now}

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To Be Continued (25:24)

Not gonna lie, I was laughing throughout the making of this part.