Jason woke up after falling from the sky. Looking around he saw a tranquil land with green grass, flowers, and a sunny blue sky with perfect clouds. "I'm not it Gotham anymore." He said standing up. Feeling weird he looked down. Rather than seeing his body he saw two thick legs ending in hooves. "What the &!*?" He asked. "Wait. Did I just get Censored? Did I get ~%*#!=+ censored? NNOOO!"


Meanwhile

Pinkameana Diane Pie was bored. She hadn't planned a party in... ten minutes. She needed to throw a party or else she might lose her party throwing abilities.

"NNOOO!" She heard someone scream in the distance and knew what she had to do. She galloped as fast as she could to get to the sound of someone in need of a party.


Saying that Jason was having an existential crisis was a bit of an understatement. Trying to stand on two legs only ended up with him on his back. "WHAT THE ~%*! WHAT THE ~%*! WHAT THE ~%*! WHY THE ~%* AM I A HORSE!"

"A pony actually." A calm, charming voice said, causing Jason to jump.

"What?" Jason asked at the voice. Looking around he saw a red unicorn with wings, whose feathers were colored red, gold, and blue. "Who are you?"

"My name is Monty. I'm the consort to princess Celestia. You are Jason Todd. I have been waiting for you."

"My me?! Are you the reason I'm a horse... or a pony?"

"In a manner of speaking, but our time is short. We will talk after the 1000th Summer Sun Celebration."

"The what?"

"The Summer Solstice. I must go now. See you after the Summer Sun Celebration." Monty said flying away.

"WHAT!" Jason shouted into the air.


Pinkie pie was galloping when she heard even more screaming... and... swearing! No, no, no. No pony in Ponyville could swear! What was this pony thinking? She'd have to throw an extra big party for this pony in order to make them less angry and sweary.

She galloped until she found an absolutely massive pony with an odd coat. Their flank was charcoal grey with their back hooves being black. Their back and legs were a worn brown, with their underside being an almost shiny grey with a red shape on his chest. His head was red from the neck up and his mane and tail were black with the exception of a white streak on the front of his mane and tip of his tail. When she looked into his eyes, she saw the most brilliant blue eyes that were fluctuating between deep sea blue and cold steel blue.

Sliding to a halt she looked him over, it was a him after all, but that wasn't important. What was important was... "HEY!" she shouted happily.

The Pony jumped up and kicked out at her, holding his hoof to her face. "Who the &+*! Are you?" He asked. Tears of frustration in his eyes.

"Are you okay?" she asked, worry overtaking her need to party.

"No." He sniffed. "I'm not okay. I was in a Warehouse being beaten and killed and the next thing I know, I'm here. I am not okay. I think I'm in $%*&, and I can't even swear, and I don't know what to do!" Jason felt so weak. He hadn't cried like this in a long time and now he just wanted to cry. He fell on his stomach and covered his face with his hooves, something he knew he shouldn't be able to do, so the new pony couldn't see him cry, and cried.

"Oh. I'm so sorry." Pinkie said sadly before bouncing back. "I know what will cheer you up! A party! I'm going to throw you a Welcome to Equestria party! That should cheer you up!" She said before she ran off to plan the party.

Jason just stayed there and cried himself to sleep. He needed both.


When he woke up, Jason felt better and worse. He rolled over and got to his feet, supposing that he could at least find something to eat. Walking around he found some apples in a pile and began eating.

Once he'd finished eating, he kept walking until he found a town called Ponyville. Walking in he found another pony who looked out of her depth.

Pinkie hopped over to him. "HEY! I planned your party! Come on! It'll make you feel better. She looked at the newcomer and gasped. She needed to plan another party. This was great. She ran off and began working on the other party.

Running back, she led Jason to his party before running back to set up preparations.


Jason wasn't in much of a party mood. Whenever someone handed him a cupcake he put it in... He didn't know where he put it, but he put it somewhere.

The party lasted until Pinkie Pie came back and led them to the library.

They waited in the darkness and Jason ate a cupcake. It was good. It made him feel better.

The lights went out and the pony he'd met walked in with a baby dragon on her back. Had he missed that earlier or had she picked it up?

The lights came on and everyone shouted: "SURPRISE!" Startling the pony.

Pinkie Pie led the Pony to a table with drinks. She drank a red drink and as she did her face turned red as she had accidentally drank hot sauce.

Belching out fire the pony ran upstairs.

Jason cringed as Pinkie Pie ate a cupcake with hot sauce on it.

The night went on and eventually it was time for the 1000th Summer Sun Celebration, and they waited for Princess Celestia only for Nightmare Moon to show up.

Jason charged and there was a flash of light, he felt something tickle his flank. Looking down, he saw a Red Bat symbol appear on his right hip. He thought about a batarang and a red batarang appeared and he looked at Nightmare Moon.

The Batarang flew at Nightmare Moon who caught it with her telekinesis. "Brave little Pony."

Jason felt powerless. He was in a new place, a different species, without any of his gear, and facing down a supervillain. He was helpless, he flashed back to the warehouse, wait, wasn't that like twelve hours ago? He began hyperventilating and fell to the floor, covering his face with his hooves, crying out of both fear and embarrassment.

"Are you okay?" a shy voice asked.

Jason looked up and sniffed, his cheeks flushing with embarrassment. "Y-yeah." He stammered.

"It's okay to be scared." The Pony Said. "I'm scared of meeting new people. My name's Fluttershy."

"Jason." Jason said.

"Hi Jason." Fluttershy Said.

"Hi."


When Twilight Sparkle gathered the ponies, Fluttershy brought Jason along.

"Who's this?" Twilight asked.

"I'm Jason." Jason said meekly.

The ponies made introductions and headed for the library before heading off to fight Nightmare Moon.

There were many challenges along the way, one of which required keeping up with Jason, none of which required Jason to do anything but slow down to the others speed many, many, MANY times, to his comfort, and they made it to the castle.

Once inside they had to face Nightmare Moon who beat the Ponies back before looking at Jason. "Well, well, well. What do we have here? Are you going to try to stop me too? Or are you going to let me crush these ponies while you cry in the corner?

Jason looked around and saw Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie covered in bruises. Two people who had been nice to him, hurt by a supervillain. Was he scared :!;()?#$ Yes. Was he having flashbacks of the day before? Yes. Was he about to pass out from hyperventilating and not having enough breath? Yes. Was he going to let that stop him? No.

He stumbled up to Nightmare Moon while the other ponies begged him to stop, and he looked her in the eyes. "I know what it's like to be betrayed by someone you thought loved you. I know how much that hurts. My mom betrayed me to try and save her own life only to get us both killed, and I know what it's like to be in a new place where you aren't sure what's going on, but, these are my friends, and I don't want anything to happen to them, so... have a cupcake?" he asked, holding out a cupcake from his... wherever they went, and gave Nightmare Moon the biggest, most unintentional, pair of sad Pony eyes he could.

Nightmare Moon looked as though she'd been struck and reverted back to Princess Luna before running over to Jason and hugging him while crying. "I'M SO SORRY YOUR MOTHER DID THAT TO YOU!" She sobbed next to Jason's absolutely massive frame. He was built like a Shire horse, even if he was only a teenager.

The room was filled with light and the Ponies were hit with celestial power before the sun came up and Princess Celestia flew in. "Sister?" She asked.

"I'm not in the mood to fight!" Luna said. "Also, I'm adopting this foal!"

"What?!" Celestia asked, shocked.

"What!?" The ponies asked, shocked.

"What?" Jason asked, shocked.

"Sister." Celestia said. "What if he has a family?"

"His mother betrayed and abandoned him, so she forfeits any and all rights to him. So, stay away from me and my foal!"

Everyone looked from Jason's absolutely massive build compared to Luna's much smaller build.

"He looks like he could fight the entire royal guard with two hooves ties behind his back." Rainbow Dash said.

"HE'S JUST A FOAL!" Luna roared, turning into Nightmare Moon.

Jason was blushing, causing Celestia to chuckle.

"Very well sister. You may adopt him."

"And I'll send anyone who is mean to him to the moon!" Luna shouted.

"I Uhh... I kind of wanted to stay in Ponyville." Jason said. "I kind of have friends, and I don't think I would be very comfortable living in a castle."

"We can stay wherever you like." Luna said.

"Then, shall we go my student?" Celestia asked Twilight.

"Actually. I wanted to stay here too." Twilight said. "I have friends that I want to be with."

"Okay. Feel free to stay if you want. Though, sister. You will need to make trips to Canterlot to attend to your Royal duties."

"Just so long as no harm comes to my baby boy, I'll be there." Luna said.

Jason blushed. He'd never been wanted like this and wasn't sure if he liked the attention.

"Let's go." Luna Said, walking by Jason the entire way back, but now, Jason knew the pace he had to keep to let the ponies keep up with his much longer strides.

By the time they got back to Ponyville, Jason was exhausted, and went to sleep under a tree, much to the others shock. No pony in Ponyville slept on the streets, or outside for that matter. Celestia, Luna, and Twilight used their telekinesis to move Jason into a room before Luna crashed next to him, Twilight went back to the library, her friends went to their homes, and Celestia flew back to Canterlot. Things could be figured out later. Best to let Luna be happy where she was.


AN: So, I have only watched the first two episodes, some character bios, and read a fic or two about MLP, and I'm not sure if I did the characters right or if I even did them Justice. Sorry if I didn't.

I might write a full length fic for this, and it might include scenes like:

Luna hearing someone talking about Jason. Changes into Nightmare Moon: "WHO'S TALKING BAD ABOUT MY BABY BOY!"

Jason using sad Pony Eyes: "Mom. Please don't hurt my friends."

Nightmare Moon: It's not fair how lethal your eyes are. Very well. Your friends can stay alive."

Jason's friends: "Is Jason an Eldritch being?"

Jason: "It's not nice to talk about the pony who just saved your lives behind his back."

Jason's friends: "EEP!"

Notes:

I am sorry to say that this fic will not be updated regularly. If you have an idea you would like to see, please let me know and I will try and get to it, so long as I have enough information to work with. Chapter lengths will vary, some will be this length, others will be shorter than this, others will be longer than this, and some may have more than one chapter, but spread out throughout the fic. I hope you enjoy this fic as it's just a way to write some ideas that refuse to leave me alone until I write them, but don't have enough material for full length Fics.