Summary:
Is there a "Strongest" Jason in the multiverse? Yes, yes there is, but his story is kind of insane. How does Mermaid Man's second sidekick become the strongest Jason in the Multiverse? SpongeBob logic, with adult content.
Notes:
Disclaimer: Suggestive and sexual content. Nothing explicit, but it's there.
Chapter Text
Mermaid man was in the Mermalair, waiting for Clam Kid to get out of school so they could go on patrol when he got an alert. He answered the phone and heard the dreaded voice of his mortal enemy. "I have the boy, but will you be able to get to him in time?" "Man-Ray! Hand him over you Villain!"
"Tick Tock, times a wasting." Man-Ray said before hanging up.
Mermaid Man jumped into the Invisible Boat-Mobile, and drove off, activating the tracker in Clam Kid's boot and utility belt.
It wasn't long before he found where Clam Kid was being held and ran into the building as he heard Clam Kid cry out in pain before there was a flash of light and Man-Ray cried out in agony.
Mermaid Man ran over to Clam Kid and rolled him over to see what had been done to him. "No!" He said, holding his hand protectively to his eyes when he saw what had been done. The Clam Kid was... attractive. So attractive that he couldn't stay in Bikini Bottom. He had to leave. If he stayed, he wouldn't be able to be a crime fighter anymore without attracting attention of the wrong kind.
Mermaid Man knew what he had to do. Carrying Clam Kid outside he swam up to the surface. As he broke the surface of the water his tanned skin glistened as the sun hit the water falling from his torso. His hair grew out long and stuck to his wet torso. His body became well defined and taut with muscle. A glorious beard grew along his well-defined jawline, and he smoldered as if trying to seduce the ocean.
Clam Kid no longer looked like Clam Kid. Man-Ray had done a number on him. He was tall and built like a truck. His hair was jet black with a tuft of white in the front. His face was well defined with a minor tan to his skin. Even unconsciousness he looked like he would kill someone or seduce them.
Mermaid Man placed Clam Kid on the Beach and carved into the sand:
His name is Jason Todd
Was it Clam Kids name, or just a name Mermaid Man came up with on the spot? Only Mermaid Man would know. With one final Look he walked back into the ocean, changing from his built form to the form of a cartoon character. He had things to do, as his eyes glazed over with rage.
Clam Kid woke up when the water hit him, jumping up he looked around and saw words carved into the ground.
His name is Jason Todd
Rubbing his head, he felt a knot and couldn't remember anything. He supposed that his name was Jason Todd, but he had no idea what he was doing on the beach. He needed answers, answers that he couldn't get at the beach.
Walking away, he walked until he heard noise. Searching he found the source of the noise to be a beach party... at a nude beach.
Turning to walk away he was caught off guard by a man grabbing his shoulder. "Hey dude. Wait. Are you just gonna leave without talkin?"
"I don't know anyone here."
"Don't worry about it dude." The man said. "Just be free and start talkin. The names Monty, and I'm a surfer. Do you surf?"
"I don't know how to surf." Jason said.
"Okay, well why doncha grab a board and meet me down at the beach, but first, ya got lose yer clothes dude. This is a nude beach, can't have clothes at a nude beach. I don't make the rules, I just enforce them."
Jason took off his clothes, folded them, and left them in a pile before walking to the beach, not realizing how much attention he was getting. He had the body of a God and made nearly everyone either want to be him or let him have his way with them. Getting down to the beach he took the surfboard that Monty gave him.
"Dude! Your body is absolutely jacked. What did you do to get it?"
"Pushups, sit ups, juice." Jason said, not really knowing what else to say.
"You've got some people checking you out."
Jason looked around and saw nearly everyone was checking him out.
"Looks like someone is getting lucky tonight." Monty said, elbowing him with a perverted little laugh.
They ran out into the waves and Jason surfed as if he'd been doing it his entire life.
When they came back in, Jason shook the water out of his hair causing everyone to take pictures of how drop dead gorgeous he was, and some were aroused by him.
The next morning.
Monty walked over to meet Jason. "How the hell did you do that?" He asked.
"Do what?" Jason asked.
"You satisfied every person on this beach, and you're not dead. How did you do that?"
"I don't know. I just did.
"Is there anything you can't do?"
"I don't know."
"I'll be right back. I know someone who can find out."
"How?"
"If you can satisfy her then you truly are a god among men."
Monty came back five minutes later with a woman that aroused Jason. His body reacted as if he were just coming off No Nut November and getting laid for the first time in a month.
The woman looked at him and smiled. "Let's see if I can break you." She smirked.
Jason gulped but accepted the challenge.
Monty had been waiting for a week before Jason finally walked out of the beach tent looking no worse for wear.
The lady Monty had brought back walked out also looking no worse for wear.
"How did it go?" He asked.
"We satisfied each other." The woman said. "I like him very much. He will be mine."
"You sure Kara?"
"Yes. Not many people can satisfy me, but he's come the closest. So, I'm pretty happy with this."
"Good luck." Monty whispered to Jason. "You're going to need it."
Jason and Kara walked along the beach, hand in hand, Monty staring after them. They looked great and he was kind of envious. He wanted to join in next time but wasn't sure he'd survive.
Another couple came over to him and took him to the beach tent and they started their own fun.
'Welcome to the beach.' He thought before devolving to primal noises of love and lust.
Notes:
I am sorry to say that this fic will not be updated regularly. If you have an idea you would like to see, please let me know and I will try and get to it, so long as I have enough information to work with. Chapter lengths will vary, some will be this length, others will be shorter than this, others will be longer than this, and some may have more than one chapter, but spread out throughout the fic. I hope you enjoy this fic as it's just a way to write some ideas that refuse to leave me alone until I write them, but don't have enough material for full length Fics.