Chapter 13: Red Hooded Saiyan

Summary:

Jason appears in the Dragon Ball universe.

Jason looked around the landscape, not sure what to make of it when he heard a voice shouting at him. Turning around he saw a man standing at six foot five inches tall. He was wearing black shoes, Khaki's, a white shirt and tie, and neatly cut hair.

"Hey!" The man said, stopping in front of him. "I'm glad you're here, I'm sorry that I can't stay long, I'm on my lunch break and I have to get back to King Yemma's palace, but let's do this right."

He took out a weird looking monocle and looked at Jason before pressing the button and looked at him. "Hmm, power level of 200, not bad, not bad, was expecting it to be a little higher, but this is the Dragon Ball universe so the difference in worlds probably changes your power level a little bit, but don't worry, Krillin gets up to over 75,000 later on, so you definitely have time. You'll need to exercise every day, so just do your regular exercise and you'll be fine, I'll bring wrist and ankle weights whenever your training gets too tedious and you'll have to wear those until they get too light and I'll bring you new ones, and so on. You'll need to make a series of wishes in order to become the Warrior we need, but you won't be doing much fighting in this universe, just training and taking care of a few issues, don't worry, they aren't canon anyway so the fans shouldn't be too upset if I let you fight them, plus you'll be dealing with the whole GT series which most fans don't like anyways, so there shouldn't be any love lost there."

He took out a box with a bag and a notebook. "Here's the dragon balls, here's a list of all the wishes you need to make, in order, the years you need to avoid making wishes, when you can make more than one wish, and here's a list of all the rules you need to follow, what you can and can't do, and for the love of the Kai's, don't ever meet Goku. Any questions?"

"Um, yeah." Jason said. "Who the fuck are you? Where the fuck am I? And how the fuck do I get back to my own world?"

"My name is Montgomery, I'm a Pseudo-Deity in this world. I'm not like the Kai's or Lord Berus, but I'm on the same level as King Yemma, but I don't want all the responsibility that comes with a Mahogany Desk, so I'm downplaying how strong I am, and I am just one of his assistants. You are in the Dragon Ball Universe, you're what's called an Anchor, but this world is pretty well protected, so you are more or less here to get stronger for what's coming, you'll also be dealing with the issues that come up in the non-canon universe, so, basically what happened is that Akira Toriyama, praised be his name..." Montgomery crossed himself. "... had the canon events but also had non-canon events. I basically kicked a rock and moved the non-canon events to the GT universe so that rather than the non-canon events take place in the GT universe, and you will be handling the events of the non-canon and GT universe while the other Z-Fighters take care of the canon universe. I've fudged them a little so that only you and any other non-canon characters know about them as they happen and you take care of them, unfortunately that puts the ENTIRE GT series on your shoulders, sorry, but that's why the wishes and you were brought back to this universe before Goku even arrives on earth, so you can use the dragon balls and get strong enough to deal with the non-canon events and GT while the other Z-Fighters deal with the canon stuff, you'll be the unsung hero of the Dragon Ball Universe and no one will even know, granted that means that you'll have to deal with Babi before going after the Black Star Dragon Balls."

"And then I get to go back to my own world?" Jason asked.

"Um, no." Montgomery said. "You can't go back to your own world, If you went back to your own world after all this... I don't know if you could beat Superman without Kryptonite, but with Kryptonite, you could kill Superman for good, so, no, you can't go back to your world because you would be too strong, I'm sorry, but you can have a new life here, meet someone, start a family, retire, be happy. You don't have to worry about Bruce or the Joker, just retire and live your life. You can even keep the Black Star Dragon Balls in order to make wishes on and then go find them, so you aren't bored out of your skull."

Jason looked at Montgomery. "What about my friends?"

"I'm sorry Jason, but in the universe that I took you from, they all die, and if you would have stayed, you would have died too, but you are this universe's Anchor, so you couldn't have stayed there. You were needed here."

"How did I die?"

"Roy died at Sanctuary, Artemis and Bizzarro die in an alternate universe where Heroes are dead and Villains Walk free, Starfire is killed by an uprising Marie Antoinette style, and you would have died when Trigon escapes hell and lays waste to earth."

"If I do this, can I go back to my earth to save my friends?"

"Tell you what. I'll make you a deal, if you do this, not only will I let you go back and save you friends, but I will put a clone of you on earth, the clone stays there, and you stay here, deal?"

"Deal." Jason said as he and Montgomery shook on it.

"Great." Montgomery said. "Kay, lunch break is almost over, gotta go, bye." Montgomery said and flew off.

"Hey, wait, what?" Jason asked.

"Just read the list I made you! It has everything you need to know!"

And with that, Montgomery was gone.

Jason looked at the notepad and read the notes.

Jason,

My name is Montgomery, I'm like you, not from this world. I was sent here to help you, and I have done so by making this list. The list contains every wish you need to make in the next three decades as well as the years that you can't make wishes because of reasons I can't tell you as well as the years that you can make multiple wishes, don't worry, Bulma can hate me later. We need to get you ready, not really for this world but for a future date, I can't tell you about it, but I can tell you that you need to be ready for that day.

The wishes you need to make are numbered one through thirty, they are all there for a reason, some of them sound insane, but they are there for a reason, this universe needs to have someone who isn't completely obsessed with fighting, boobs, or panties... Gohan gets a pass... this time.

Do not go out of order because I have picked them in this order for a reason.

Also, I'm going to have you take care of some problems that the Z Fighter's either, can't, won't, or shouldn't have to take care of, so, go nuts. Live your life as you would and have a ball. I'll come check on you every once in a while, spar with you, help you train, and when the time is ready, I'll take you where you need to go.

1) Common Sense

2) Intelligence

3) Wisdom

4) Ability to learn.

5) Eidetic memory

6) Photographic Memory

7) Perfect recall

8) Zen

9) Sanity

10) Control over my thoughts

11) Control over my actions

12) Control over myself

13) Impervious to mind control

14) Impervious to being taken over by alien parasites

15) body that fights off alien parasites

16) body that kills alien parasites

17) Immortality

18) Eternal Youth

Don't make a wish because the Z Fighters are going to need the Dragon Balls to bring back everyone killed by King Piccolo.

19) Ability to sense Androids

20) Saiyan Biology

21) Namekian regeneration

22) Frost Demon's Biology

23) Access to the Hyperbolic Time Chamber without anyone knowing whenever I want.

24) Infinite Wealth

25) Infinite Stamina

Don't make a wish for two years because the Z Fighters are going to need the Dragon Balls to bring back everyone who was killed by Frieza, build the Namekian's a new home, bring the Z Fighters back, and send the Namekians to their new home.

26) Understanding of how the world works

27) Understanding of how this universe works.

28) Understanding of how all universes work in this multiverse.

29) Understanding of how all universes work in the Multiverse.

30) Infinite Knowledge.

Feel free to make any wishes you want after this, just don't make any wishes during the Cell Saga or the Buu Saga, we need to bring people back to life after that.

Please try not to fight any of the big bads unless they confront you first, do not go looking for trouble, please, the last thing that we need is for Goku to find you, that is the literal last thing we need.

I wish you the best of luck, visit you soon.

~Montgomery.

Jason looked around the landscape. "How do I make these wishes?"

More writing appeared on the paper.

Lay the Dragon Balls on the ground in a circle starting with one with the seventh ball in the center, then say "Mighty Shenron, Grant my wish." Then the sky will get dark and stormy, a long ass dragon will appear and ask you to state your wish, then it will go away after you've made your wish. easy as that.

Jason laid the Dragon Balls out in a circle, starting with one and going around until there were six in a circle with the seven-star Dragon Ball in the center. Looking around to see if he was getting pranked, he didn't see anyone, he spoke clearly. "Mighty Shenron, Great Dragon of the Dragon Balls, Grant me my wish."

There was a flash of lightning, and the sky went black before a long serpentine body, at least a mile long if not longer, appeared in the sky.

"I am Shenron. State your wish."

Jason looked up in amazement, awe, and horror at the massive dragon. It had worked, unless this was a prank.

"Do you have a wish?" Shenron asked.

"Yes. I do."

"What is it?"

Jason looked at the paper. "I wish, for Common Sense." Jason said.

Shenron glowed yellow before Jason also glowed yellow. "Your wish has been granted." Shenron said before he disappeared, the dragon balls flew into the sky and disappeared in seven different directions.

Jason looked around, and he felt... not quite smarter, but it was as if he had a better understanding of what he shouldn't do. Weird, but okay.

21 years later

After Jason wished for a body with Saiyan Biology Montgomery showed up. "Did you wish for Saiyan Biology?"

"Yes."

"Good." Montgomery said, before backhanding Jason so hard he saw Kami.

Jason could see green and white through his eyelids. "Ow." He spoke. "What the fuck?"

"Saiyan's have a unique ability where when they almost die, they get even stronger, so, every day, on my lunch break, I'm going to bitch slap you so hard that you see Kami and then I'll heal you and your Saiyan Biology will kick in and make you even stronger."

"For how long?"

"Until you are able to dodge my attack and counterattack so hard that I see Kami, not an easy feat."

"Okay? How fast and strong are you?"

"Try to hit me."

Jason tried hitting Montgomery only to get bitch slapped so hard that he saw Kami again.

Montgomery healed him and left. "Keep up your training." He called over his shoulder.

One year later.

Montgomery ripped Jason's arm off.

"Dude!" Jason shouted. "What the fuck!"

"Regrow your arm." Montgomery said.

"I can't do that!"

Montgomery ripped off his other arm.

"DUDE!"

"Regrow your arms."

"I can't!"

Montgomery ripped off his legs and his head before destroying his torso, arms, and legs. "Regrow your body."

Jason thought about regrowing his body and before he knew it, he was standing naked in front of Montgomery, covered in blood and fluid. "Fuck you man!" He said before he punched Montgomery so hard that he sent him flying.

"Not bad, but not good enough." Montgomery said. "Take a shower or a bath and get dressed. Keep up with your training."

One year later

Jason and Montgomery were fighting in Space. "How does it feel?" Montgomery asked.

"It's weird, not breathing."

"Yes. Frost Demons are interesting, just let me know if you start feeling tyrannical and genocidal."

"Why?"

"Frost Demons have a tendency to conquer and genocide. That's why I had you use so many wishes to give you the perfect mindset to have the biology of the Saiyan's and the Frost Demons. Saiyan's also love to fight and conquer... this universes Saiyan's do."

"There's other Saiyan's?"

"Well yeah, there are other universes, so yes, there are other Saiyan's."

"Okay, so, Saiyan's are battle hungry, bloodthirsty, conquerors?"

"Yes."

"Then why did you have me wish for Saiyan Biology?"

"Because. It was either Saiyan Biology or just let you live a normal boring life that you would have enjoyed for the first twenty years and then wanted to do something else."

"Wait... that's pretty much exactly what I did."

Montgomery shrugged. "What can I say except "You're Welcome!"." He said, holding his arms out.

"Fuck off."

"No thanks. Now, hit me."

Jason swung at Montgomery and punched him into the atmosphere, crashing down to earth before righting himself and flying down to earth.

One year later.

Jason and Montgomery looked around the white expanse. "What is this place?" He asked.

"The Hyperbolic Time Chamber. One day out there, one year in here. There's another version of you in The Multiverse that has a power just like the Hyperbolic Time Chamber, but it works differently, one second in the real world is thirty minutes in his shadow realm."

"Overpowered much?"

"Yes, but for good reason. He had to fight two immortals, one of which was an evil, insane version of me."

"Yikes."

"Yes. Now he's the most powerful person on the world."

"Does he rule with an Iron Fist?"

"No actually. He lives with his wife and children and sometimes helps out other versions of you or me."

"Really?"

"Yes. He loves his family more than life itself and refuses to do more than he absolutely has to for his world, but when you have complete control over the shadows why would you worry about anything ever again."

"Wow."

"Yes. now, let's fight."

Twenty-four years later

"Okay." Montgomery said. "You need to go find the Black Star Dragon Balls, but before you do, go kill Babi."

"Who's Babi?"

"The alien Parasite that would jump from fighter to fighter trying to find the strongest body to destroy the world, now, go kill Babi, bring the Black Star Dragon Balls back, and then you can go rescue your friends. Feel free to kill the Para Para brother's, annoying fucks."

"Okay." Jason flew off, killed Babi, and flew off into the universe to find the Black Star Dragon Balls.

One Year Later.

Jason returned with the Black Star Dragon Balls, and Montgomery opened a portal to his dimension.

"Save your friends, say goodbye, and come back home." Montgomery said. "You have a week."

"Right." Jason said, stepping through the portal to see his friends one last time.