Hey everyone one, chipsandfish2 here- No, chipsandfish2 is no more. From here on out, I am EternalMultiverse and I'm finally ready to reveal my surprise. If you're a true HTTYD fan, you'll be able to figure it out either from the title of the chapter or the first few lines of said chapter.
Without further ado, let's get right into the story.
Disclaimer: I don't own HTTYD or any of the other movies, just the OC.
Chapter 11: LOTBD
[The screen immediately shows a house on fire, vikings rushing to put it out.]
Hoark: Fire!
Vikings: Get the buckets! To the ocean! What happened?
"Wait, when does this take place?" Hiccup asks Ryalogia.
"The day after I summoned you all here." He responds.
"Perfect, that means we can prevent the fire before it even started" Fishlegs piped up.
[A roar is heard as Snotlout and Hookfang fly overhead, dumping a wagon full of water onto the fire.]
Stoick: The wind is shifting! Fire Brigade, move in! Bring the Nadders in from the South!
Astrid: I'm on it!
[Astrid and Stormfly dump their water onto the fire.]
Stoick: Gronckles, aim for the roof!
Fishlegs: Yeah!
[Fishlegs and Meatlug dumps theirs next, followed by Hiccup and Toothless.]
Stoick: Good work, just a few hot spots left.
Hiccup: Where's Gobber? Is he still inside?
Stoick: No, we can't find him...
Gobber: I'm right here.
[They look over to see Gobber loading a wagon with all kinds of weapons.]
Gobber: That beast will pay for this!
"What beast is he talking about?" Anna asked.
Stoick frowned. Gobber better not be bringing THAT up again.
Stoick: Gobber, what happened?
Gobber: What's it look like? A dragon set my home on fire!
"What. But our dragons don't raid anymore." Hiccup said, confused that the dragons would do this.
"Maybe it was an accident." Hiro suggested.
Ruffnut: What?
Gobber: You pushed me too far this time, you ugly bag of bones!
"Wait, first he said a dragon, then a skeleton?" Eugene asked.
"Grrr." Gobber growled. He knew exactly who or rather what would do something like this to him.
Stoick sighed. He knew exactly what Gobber was talking about.
Hiccup: Dad, what's he talking about? Our dragons don't do that anymore.
Stoick: He doesn't mean one of yours. Gobber, for the last time, there is no such thing as a-
Gobber: Boneknapper?!
"Wait, wasn't that one of the dragons we saw in that dragon manual in the last movie?" Jack asked.
"Yeah, but we only saw it briefly." Elsa chimed in.
[The vikings all groaned in annoyance, having heard this multiple times.]
Tuffnut: A what-knapper?
Gobber: A disgusting, foul beast. Wearing a coat of stolen bones like a giant, flying skeleton.
"Wait, you mean to say that this dragon is capable of making its own set of armor from dead animals?" Asha asked, a little disturbed.
"Not just any animals, dragon remains." Fishlegs added.
"Woah, I didn't know dragons were smart enough to do that. No offense Toothless." Jacob said, looking at Toothless.
Toothless just snorted as he turned his attention back to the screen.
Fishlegs: The Dragon Manual says that the Boneknapper will stop at nothing to find the perfect bone to build its coat of armor. It's awesome!
Stoick: Come on, it's just a myth. It doesn't even exist.
Gobber: I'm telling you, it's real! I've been running from him my whole life. He's the one who started this fire.
[A viking runs up to Stoick, holding a white, and burned, piece of clothing.]
Viking: Stoick, we found Gobber's underpants hanging by the stove. They must've started the fire.
[He holds it up for all to see as everyone starts laughing.]
The audience burst into laughter as Gobber just glares at the screen.
Stoick: Still think it's the Boneknapper, or just your underpants?
Gobber: I don't think! I know! Somehow he found me again. That dragon is pure evil.
Stoick: Gobber, it's late, and we're too tired for your stories. Now, get some rest.
Gobber: You rest, I'm putting an end to this.
[He snatches his burnt undies and leaves, turning to his sheep.]
Gobber: Come on, Phil. Let's go. We don't need their help anyways.
Phil: Baa.
[Hiccup looks at the duo before sighing.]
"I know that face." Astrid said. Everyone nodded in agreement.
Hiccup: We can't let him go by himself. All right, Vikings! Grab your shields.
Teens: Yeah! Yes!
Snotlout: There's no way I'm getting on a boat to go after a fake dragon.
[Scenes changes to Snotlout rowing a boat. It pans out to show the other teens doing the same thing while Gobber yells at them.]
"What ever happened to not getting on the boat?" Merida asked.
"I've got 5 bucks saying Astrid forced him onto the boat." Hiro said.
"That sounds like something she would do." Hiccup commented, earning yet another punch to the arm from Astrid.
Gobber: Come on! Put your backs into it you lazy dogs! Stroke! You're not even trying! Stroke!
Hiccup: How fun is this, right? We got the team back together, another adventure. This is pretty cool, huh?
"Uh, if the gang's back together, then where are the dragons?" Mirabel noticed.
"Don't tell me we left them behind!" Snotlout shouted.
Snotlout: Yeah, nothing cooler than rowing until your hands bleed.
"Wow, so Hiccup isn't the only one who's good at sarcasm." GoGo said.
Gobber: I just want you kids to know that it touches my heart, you helping me slay the Boneknapper. True Vikings, you are.
Ruffnut: Gobber, are we there yet?
Fishlegs: Oh, you'll know we're close when your ears explode from the piercing screams. Legend says this dragon's roar is so fierce, it can melt the flesh right off your bones!
"Isn't that what fire does?" Tadashi asked them.
Gobber: Not so, Fishlegs. The Boneknapper has no roar at all. That's why he's terrifying. He's a silent killer.
"So you allowed a group of teenagers to accompany you on a journey to find a dragon that can easily get the jump on you!?" Aunt Cass asked in anger as she finished her fifth bucket of popcorn.
"Yeah, why?" Gobber naively replied, somehow not seeing the issue.
Ruffnut: Wait, so if we don't hear anything... we're dead?
[All the teens listen closely. There was nothing but dead silence.]
Tuffnut: I don't hear anything.
Phil: Baa!
Everyone jumped before clutching their chests and laughing at the unintentional prank.
Merida's brothers wanted to get their hands on this sheep so they could scare Maudie with it.
Teens: AAAHHH!
[Gobber laughs at Phil's antics.]
Gobber: Good one, Phil. Did I ever tell you about the first time I met the dreaded Boneknapper?
[The scene changes to a more cartoonish-looking animation, showing a younger version of Gobber.]
"Whoa the screen looks different." Ruffnut pointed out.
"Wait, are we seeing a flashback from Gobber's younger years?" Hiccup asked.
Gobber (v.o.): I was a young lad, about your age, on summer vacation with my family, when I heard the call of nature.
[Young Gobber suddenly crossed his legs as he made a strange face.]
Teen Gobber: Dad, pull the boat over!
Gobber's Father: Didn't I tell ya to go before we left?
"Where are you going?" Maui asked.
"When ya gotta go, ya gotta go." Gobber replied with a shrug.
[Young Gobber just finished taking care of business and was about to head back when he saw something and froze in shock.]
Gobber (v.o.): I saw an army of Vikings, frozen in battle. Clutched in the fingers of one of the Vikings was a small treasure chest...I had to have it.
[Gobber chopped at the ice and managed to reach in and pull the chest out.]
"Huh, talk about a lucky find." Maui said, thinking about how Tamatoa would love to get his claws on that.
"I remember finding tools in ice that were dropped into the water long ago." Kristoff said.
Gobber (v.o.): I reached in and pulled out the chest... It was the most beautiful thing I ever saw.
[Suddenly, the hand of the viking in the ice grabbed Young Gobber's arm.]
Everyone jumped.
"HE'S ALIVE?!" Everyone shouted.
"Wait, remember what Ryalogia said? About an alternate reality where Hiccup and Toothless get frozen and thaw out during Hiro and Tadashi's time?" Honeylemon said, gaining everyone's attention.
"That's actually possible?" Mirabel asked.
"Well technically, the ice slows down the body's functioning, putting the victim into a sort of stasis, preserving them in the process." Honeylemon explained.
"Woah, I wanna be frozen!" Tuffnut said.
"Me too!" His sister added.
"If it means getting rid of you two muttonheads, then I'm all for it." Snotlout remarked.
He received a punch in the arm from GoGo for that comment.
Gobber (v.o.): But the frozen Viking was still alive! He started punching me in the face!
[The frozen viking started forcing Young Gobber to punch himself in the face, knocking out a tooth in the process.]
Teen Gobber: Oh, my tooth!
"That's how you lost your tooth?!" Hiccup asked, looking at Gobber who nodded sheepishly.
[The frozen viking then started pointing above Young Gobber and was saying something. Gobber looked in the direction he was pointing and froze.]
Gobber (v.o.): And there it was...I never even heard it coming... The Boneknapper!
[The Boneknapper made its appearance, flying down directly at Young Gobber, it's bony armor rattling as it flew.]
"Woah, it looks even more intimidating than in the book. And that's just an animation." Luigi said to which his brother nodded in agreement.
[The Boneknapper made a grab for Gobber, who dove out of the way, causing it to slam into the glacier instead.]
Gobber (v.o.): It crashed into the glacier, causing an avalanche of frozen Vikings!
[As Gobber ran from the avalanche, he tripped and fell, dropping the treasure into the water.]
Teen Gobber: The treasure!
Gobber (v.o.): I reached into the water... Only to find the frozen Viking punching me in the face again!
[The frozen viking emerged from the water and did the same thing as before.]
The group laughed at Gobber's misfortune.
"Man, what are the chances of being punched in the face by the same viking trapped in ice?" Mario asked through fits of laughter..
"Apparently if you're this guy, pretty high." DK remarked while wiping a tear from his eye.
Teen Gobber: Hey, hey, hey, hey!
[The Boneknapper landed on the ice, catapulting Young Gobber high into the air. He managed to get ahold of the treasure just as the Noneknapper did as well.]
Gobber (v.o.): The Boneknapper wanted that treasure...but I wanted it more!
[Retching free from the dragon's clutches, Young Gobber went through a hole in another glacier before being launched back to his boat, where his family was waiting.]
Gobber's Father: What took you so long?
[Gobber looks at the treasure before hiding it behind his back and chuckling in nervousness. The scene changes back to present Gobber, who was laughing as he finished his tale.]
Snotlout: You expect us to believe that a frozen Viking punched you in the face?
Gobber: Yeah, twice.
Hiccup: Hey, it could happen.
Gobber: What do you mean "it could happen"? It did! But I outsmarted the silent beast.
Fishlegs: Um, Gobber, I hate to be a stickler for details, but...Boneknappers are not silent.
"And how would you know Fishlegs, you haven't even seen a Boneknapper before, have you?" Gobber said.
"But the book of dragons said…" Fishlegs was cut off.
"Reading things from a book and actually experiencing them are two different things." Gobber countered.
Gobber: Fishlegs, I know what I didn't hear. But, I could feel it...
[As he was ranting, Fishlegs noticed a bunch of rocks behind the boat.]
"Uh, Gobber, maybe you should focus more on steering instead of talking." Astrid stated.
Fishlegs: Uh, guys? Are there supposed to be...?
Gobber: I had a sixth sense for danger. I can smell anything...
"Except for rocks apparently." Wasabi muttered.
Fishlegs: I really think we're gonna hit these...
Gobber: ...I could taste the oncoming doom!
[Suddenly, the boat smashed into the rocks. Tuffnut and Phil looked over the side.]
Tuffnut: Whoa...
Astrid: Um, I'm tasting rocks.
"What are you, a Gronkle?" Jack asked.
This caused the group to laugh at Astrid who blushed and tried to punch Jack, only for Hiccup and Ruby to restrain her.
Gobber: Ah, we're here.
[Ruffnut watched as the ship sank below the surface.]
"And all the weapons and shields were on that boat as well." Astrid snorted.
"We really should have brought the dragons." Hiccup admitted.
Ruffnut: Ugh. Now we're stuck in the middle of nowhere, and no one even knows where we are!
Fishlegs: Except the Boneknapper. Legend says...
Snotlout: Hey, you know what legend also says? Stop talking!
People glared at Snotlout for his attitude.
"What did the legend say, Fishlegs?" Ruby asked the big teen viking.
"The Boneknapper usually nests where there's an abundance of dragon bones." Fishlegs stated.
"Meaning you're all right in its territory." Kristoff finished.
Fishlegs: Okay, just hold on one darn second...
Gobber: No need to panic, kids. I've been shipwrecked many times!
Hiccup: Oh, well that's...comforting.
Gobber: You never forget your first shipwreck...
[He starts sharpening his hook with a rock as another flashback begins.]
Gobber (v.o.): I was stranded on an island, with only my broom.
[Past Gobber looked at his broom hand in disappointment.]
The vikings and cast members laughed at Gobber's prosthetic.
"Why did you have a broom instead of a hook?" Stoick asked through his chuckles.
"I was cleaning the ship and wasn't paying attention to where I was going." Gobber admitted.
Everyone just stared at him with a blank expression.
"Okay, I vote that Gobber should never be allowed to sail again. All in favor, say aye." Hiccup shouted.
"AYE!"
Gobber (v.o.): It was a very small island. It's no wonder the Boneknapper found me again. He never forgave me for taking that treasure.
[The Boneknapper came down at Gobber and destroyed the only tree on the island instead. As Gobber glared at it, the clouds parted, revealing another island.]
Gobber (v.o.): There was another island. My only escape. But I was surrounded by blood-thirsty hammerhead sharks! I only had one chance. So I ran across the shark infested waters.
[Past Gobber to cross the ocean, using the sharks as stepping stones as he smacked away the ones that lunged at him.]
"Are you seriously running on top of dozens of sharks?" Maisie asked, seeing the reckless stunt.
"It seemed like my safest bet at the time." Gobber said in defense.
"YOUR SAFEST BET!" Aunt Cass shouted. "YOUR RUNNING ON TOP OFF A BUNCH OF BLOODTHIRSTY MONSTERS!"
Nearby, Ruby's Grandmamah scowled. Those bloodthirsty monsters were damn good therapists.
Gobber: Take that! Watch it! Nighty night, fatty! Someone forgot to brush!
[A shark tried to bite him, but missed and remained suspended in midair due to cartoon logic. Gobber then proceeded to brush the shark's teeth, making them sparkle before punching it.]
Stoick couldn't help but laugh at his friend's antics. He always upheld his sense of humor even in the face of danger.
"Neglecting to brush your teeth at least twice a day could result in cavities and gum disease." Baymax said with a raised finger.
Gobber (v.o.): I didn't think I was going to make it. But then, from the depths of the ocean leapt forth...a giant hammerhead whale!
[As the Boneknapper was about to grab Gobber, a massive whale with a shark fin leapt out of the ocean, its jaws open and aiming for the dragon.]
The audience stared at the creature in awe.
"Woah, I didn't know there was such a thing as a hammerhead whale." Tuffnut said, his sister nodded in agreement.
Fishlegs: Whoa! So the hammerhead whale ate the Boneknapper?
Gobber: Almost, but he got away. Years later, the dragon hunted me down again and chased me into the jungle.
Gobber (v.o.): All I had was my trusty egg beater.
"So what were you doing that time Gobber? Baking a cake?" Asha asked him.
"I can neither confirm nor deny that." Gobber replied.
Gobber (v.o.): I carved through that thick brush as fast as a jungle cat. Still, the Boneknapper was right behind!
[Gobber cut through the bamboo as fast as he could. He only stopped to smell some flowers.]
Gobber: Ah, azaleas!
"Really, a dragon with a grudge against you is chasing you and you stopped to smell some flowers?!" Tadashi asked in disbelief.
Gobber (v.o.): I ran up the side of a volcano and courageously leapt across the fiery crater. Then, deep within the burning volcano burst forth a giant hammerhead yak!
[The screen showed Gobber literally running up the side of the volcano and leaping across a pool of boiling lava. As the Boneknapper followed him, a massive yak lept out of the lava and attempted to grab the Boneknapper.]
Now the audience were surprised, confused, and dumbfounded.
"Okay, hold on. A hammerhead whale was one thing, now you're saying there was a hammerhead yak that came to your aid?" Eugene skeptically asked.
"Yes, of course." Gobber said.
"Gobber, did you eat something on that expedition?" Hiccup asked him.
"Just some weird looking fruit from a nearby bush, why?" He asked, once again not seeing the problem.
"Nevermind." Hiccup replied.
Tuffnut: Okay, wait a minute. Now you're saying a giant hammerhead yak leapt out of the fiery volcano and ate the Boneknapper?
"Thank you, Tuffnut." Said Hiccup.
Gobber: You would've thought so, wouldn't you? But the dragon got away again! I knew the boney scoundrel would keep coming after me...
Gobber (v.o.): So, I set up a gauntlet of traps, and waited for the beast.
[Gobber set up three giant dragon traps, plus a giant spiked flail connected to a chain. He then proceeded to play some notes on his guitar before grinning.]
Gobber (v.o.): And when he was ready... he charged! And then I ran like the wind! But the traps failed!
[The Boneknapper set off the traps, but managed to avoid them. Even the spiked flail failed. Gobber kept running until he reached the edge of a cliff. Before he could react, the Boneknapper had him pinned down.}
Hiccup tensed. This was like when he was pinned down by Hookfang. Only Gobber didn't have any dragons to come to his aid.
Gobber (v.o.): Then, captured, I did what any brave Viking would do...
Gobber: Help!
Gobber (v.o.): The Gods must've heard my prayers. It was Thor!
[A giant man emerged from the clouds. It was Thor in all his mighty glory.]
Gobber (v.o.): He tossed a mighty thunderbolt.
[Thor threw a thunderbolt, but threw it at the far bottom of the cliff.]
The audience's anticipation faded in an instant.
"Well that was anticlimactic." GoGo said in disappointment.
Maui agreed, he wouldn't have missed something at such a close range.
Gobber: Aw, you missed.
Thor: Wait for it…
[Suddenly, the ground started to shake, and out of the Earth shot two familiar figures.]
Gobber (v.o.): Then, from the center of the earth blasted forth... The hammerhead yak riding the hammerhead whale!
The adults facepalmed while the children just laughed at the duo's interaction.
"Okay, that's it. You were definitely on something during that time." Astrid yelled.
Hammerhead Yak: Deploy the yak.
"What the- IT TALKS?!" The group shouted in unison again.
[The hammerhead whale used its spout to launch the Yak right at the Boneknapper. The Yak proceeded to launch some epic kung fu moves on the Noneknapper before the Whale shot down and swallowed it whole. The Yak jumped down and back onto the Whale. It saluted Gobber as the Yak waved at him. Gobber saluted back.]
Gobber: Yes! Oh, my back!
Fishlegs: Whoa... the whale saluted you?
Gobber: Can you believe it? But the Boneknapper got away again! He found me on Berk and set fire-
Snotlout: Are you kidding? I don't believe any of this.
Tuffnut: Yeah, you totally made everything up!
Ruffnut: Come on, Gobber, it's time to get out of here!
Snotlout: We need to get home!
Tuffnut: You don't even have any proof that that thing exists!
Gobber: Of course I have proof. I still have the treasure. This stunning belt buckle.
[He showed a T-shaped bone attached to his waist. It shined brightly.]
Gobber: It was in the Viking's treasure chest. It's kept my pants up for years.
"Wait. So the Boneknapper went through all that trouble, for a small piece of junk?" Ruby said, not believing their feud was over something so insignificant.
"It's not junk, it's treasure!" Gobber angrily retorted.
"I think it's just a bone." Hiro added.
"Why would it need such a tiny bone for its armor though?" Tooth questioned.
Fishlegs: It is stunning.
[Astrid nudged Hiccup forward, urging him to say something.]
Hiccup: Um...listen, Gobber. Instead of chasing down an imaginary dragon, maybe we should figure out how to get home?
Gobber: Say no more, I hear ya loud and clear. I've got a plan. Alright, who'd like to be dragon bait?
"I'm sorry, dragon bait?" Moana said, having been used as crab bait before.
[He looks among the teens before pointing at Fishlegs. Phil moves away to ensure that it isn't him. Next scene, Fishlegs is now wearing some rope and bones to look like Gobber.]
Fishlegs: Um, Gobber, are you sure this is safe?
Gobber: Safety's overrated.
"Over- OVERRATED?! You should have at least given him a weapon to defend himself!" Aunt Cass screamed as she continued stress-eating.
"Only the weapons and shields sank to the bottom of the ocean with the ship." Astrid retorted.
Gobber: Okay, here's the plan. The Boneknapper wants me, right? He comes down that trail, sees Fishlegs, thinks it's me, rushes Fishlegs, causing Phil to trip that rope, dropping that rib cage and then we rush in and finish him off once and for all!
"Barehanded?" Jacob asked, knowing that fighting monsters barehanded was just downright suicide.
Snotlout: It's sad when they get old.
Hiccup: Gobber, you're taking this way too far, okay? You need to face it. There is no such thing as the Boneknapper!
Gobber: Wormsquat! Now, get into position. Way to go Fishlegs, you're doing fine!
[Fishlegs looks around and shrugs before gasping. The Boneknapper landed behind the group and started approaching them without making any sound.]
The entire audience gasped, it was at least twice as big as the animation.
Stoick couldn't believe his eyes. The Boneknapper does exist. Gobber was right.
"Oh no." Baymax said.
"Come on you guys, turn around." Hiro begged.
"How can something that big move so quietly?" Asha asked. Mirabel, who was sitting next to her, just shrugged. Her cousin probably could have heard it, though.
"Welp, we're dead." Hiccup remarked sarcastically.
Hiccup: No wonder the entire village thinks you're crazy.
Snotlout: Hello? He sees dead Vikings!
Tuffnut: Yeah, especially that thing about the hammerhead yak...
Fishlegs: Um, guys...?
Astrid: This is a complete waste of time.
Fishlegs: Guys, hello?! Turn around! Guys! GUYS!
Everyone: WHAT?!
[The Boneknapper shakes its body, producing a rattling sound and gaining the groups attention.]
"So much for that sixth sense." Peach said, shaking her head.
Hiccup: It's right behind us isn't it?
Fred laughed. "Oh man, I love it when people say that line." (A/N: Admit it, you all do too.)
[The group turns around and sees the Boneknapper for the first time, except Gobber. It spreads its wings and prepares to roar. Only for a tiny squeak to come out instead.]
Fishlegs was confused, he was sure there was supposed to be a roar.
"So much for the flesh-melting roar." Gobber chuckled.
Fishlegs: Well, what do you know? No roar.
Gobber: RUN!
[The group starts running towards Fishlegs as the Boneknapper breaths fire at them.]
Astrid: Okay, Gobber, we believe you!
[The Boneknapper chases after them. It uses its clubbed tail to create a shockwave to launch the group right into Fishlegs. Phil takes this as a signal to drop the cage.]
Gobber: Phil!
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Man, that sheep definitely did that on purpose." Merida said while trying to regain her breath.
Meanwhile, her brothers were determined now more than ever to get their hands on that mischievous sheep.
Gobber could only look at the screen dumbfounded.
[The Boneknapper runs at them and proceeds to shoot fire a second time. The group gets behind the bones for cover.]
Snotlout: Find a happy place, find a happy place...
"Wow, so brave of the fearsome Snotlout." GoGo mocked.
"Hey, I was just trying to stay positive." Snotlout said, trying to defend himself.
[The Boneknapper starts hitting the cage, trying to find a way in.]
Fishlegs: No, no, no, please...please. He wants my head. I swear he wants my head!
Gobber: Bring it on! You wait till I get out there and I'll show you!
[Hiccup then notices an empty slot in the Boneknapper's chest area that looks very familiar. He looks at Gobber's belt buckle then back at the dragon's chest and comes to a realization.]
The group's eyes widen in the same realization.
"That would explain why it was chasing after you. It wasn't trying to steal from you, you stole from it." Astrid told Gobber.
"Way to go Gobber. You stole a dragon's treasure." Merida said.
Hiccup: Wait. It searches for the perfect bone to build its coat of armor. The treasure! Gobber, take off your pants!
Soda shoots out of Anna's nose as the others were wondering if they heard things correctly.
"I'm sorry, what?!" Astrid said. She heard Hiccup say many crazy things, but this takes the cake.
Gobber: Huh?
Others: NO!
Hiccup: Wait, listen to me. I think Fishlegs was right. The Boneknapper is supposed to have a roar. But maybe he can't because the bone he needs is your belt buckle.
Astrid: Gobber, please, you have to give it back.
Gobber: No way, it's mine.
"See? Stubbornness issues." Hiccup said.
[Suddenly, the Boneknapper manages to grab a hold of Gobber's peg-leg through an opening it made a few seconds prior.]
Gobber: Uh-oh.
[The Boneknapper pulls him out and starts thrashing him.]
Hiccup: Give him back his bone!
Gobber: NOOO!
"Seriously, you're willing to die over a tiny bone." Peach asked.
Hiccup: GIVE HIM BACK HIS BONE!
Gobber: NOOOOO!
[The Boneknapper throws him high into the air as he finally relents.]
Gobber: Noooo... oh, alright.
{Gobber took the bone from his belt buckle and threw it, somehow perfectly landing it in the hole in the Boneknapper's chest armor. A glow emits from the chest area as the Boneknapper gets used to the new feeling. Gobber hits the ground as the teens look on in suspense. As Gobber regains his bearing, he looks at the Boneknapper as it unleashes its roar for the very first time, forcing Gobber and the teens to cover their ears from the noise.]
The roar echoed through the theater, forcing everyone, people and animals, to cover their ears at the sound. Safe to say, Dolores was happy her magic was disabled.
"I'm starting to see why the legends say it'll melt the flesh off your bones." Maisie says as tries to endure the roar.
[As the Boneknapper stops roaring, it approaches Gobber.]
Gobber's breathing hitched. Was this it? Was this how he died?
Hiccup: Gobber!
[Gobber chose to accept his fate.]
Gobber: Alright, you've got me. Make it fast.
[Instead, the Boneknapper starts nuzzling Gobber affectionately.]
"Wait, so now that it has what it wants, it's being all buddy-buddy?" Maui asked in disbelief.
"Looks like it." Gobber said, not believing his mortal enemy was going from fierce to kind in the span of less than a minute.
[However, the constant nuzzling caused Gobber's pants to fall down.]
All parents immediately covered their children's eyes.
"Aw, that's disgusting. When were those last cleaned?" Snotlout yelled.
"Talk about a not-so-stunning sight." Eugene said while looking away.
[The viking teens all look away in disgust. Fishleg almost throws up from the sight.]
Hiccup: That's gonna give me nightmares.
Astrid: Well, at least we have a ride home.
[Gobber was giving it a chin scratch as it layed down, wagging its spikey clubbed tail.]
"It must hurt to get hit by that tail." Toad said to which his group nodded in agreement.
Gobber: Aren't you cute? Yes, you are. Yes, you are!
"Wait, does this mean that Gobber trained his own dragons." Hiro asked Hiccup.
Hiccup thought about it for a moment.
"Well, they do have a lot of history." Hiccup admitted.
[The scene changed to show Phil. Then, the Boneknapper's roar was heard as it showed it flying with everyone on its back.]
Snotlout: You know, I never doubted him. I was always like: "He's right."
Tuffnut: His tailbone is hurting my tailbone!
"Yeah, I can't imagine all that bone to be comfortable." Safi commented.
"You'll have to add a pillow to its future saddle." Dahlia suggested.
[The Boneknapper lets out another roar.]
Hiccup: He sure seems happy to have that bone back.
Fishlegs: Well, legend says that Boneknapper's roar is its mating call.
Gobber: Oh, that's just a myth.
[Suddenly, another roar, similar to the Boneknapper, was heard from behind. Everyone turned around and gasped.]
"Is that what I think it is?" Hiro asked.
"Oh yeah." Hiccup said, grinning from ear to ear.
Gobber: Uh-oh!
Phil: Baa!
Gobber: I think Stoick will believe me now, eh?
[As the Boneknapper was approaching Berk, it was being followed by four more Bonekappers.]
"Oh he'll definitely be in for a surprise. That's for sure." Hiccup chuckled.
[As the screen turned dark, the last thing to be seen was the Hammerhead Whale saluting and the Hammerhead Yak waving before the Yak smacked the Whale and they both dove down and off camera.]
"Well that was quite the episode." Anna said.
"Yeah, I wonder what the other kinds of dragons are like." Olaf questioned while putting his finger on his chin while looking up at the ceiling.
"Other kinds?" Kristoff asked.
"Yeah, you know? The Whispering Death, the Thunderdrum, etc." Olaf confirmed.
"Well, lucky for you guys, we have just one more episode dedicated to that right before we move on to the second movie." Ryalogia said, making another appearance.
Everyone started murmuring to each other.
"Really?" Fishlegs asked, starting to get giddy with excitement.
"Yep, we'll be looking into all different kinds of dragons from all the different dragon classes." Ryalogia said to everyone.
Everyone started cheering, excited for the next episode.
"Now then. Lights. Camera. Action."
And that's a wrap.
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