Episode 3: "Where's SpongeBob?"
(From SpongeBob SquarePants: Abyssal Madness)
This is the turning point episode—when the rest of Bikini Bottom stumbles into the horror show, and the entire tone starts to fall apart into utter fucking madness.

Opening Scene:

The episode starts with Sandy walking through Bikini Bottom with a serious expression.

Sandy:
"Ain't nobody seen Mr. Krabs in two days. That cheap bastard never misses a payday."

She meets up with Patrick, who is eating mayonnaise out of a boot.

Sandy (disgusted):
"Patrick. Focus. We gotta find Mr. Krabs. Something's real wrong here."

Patrick shrugs.
"Maybe he turned into money and ran away."

They go to the Krusty Krab. It's quiet. Too quiet. The doors are unlocked. The register is untouched. But the smell… something foul.

Act 1: The Discovery

They search the kitchen. Nothing. Then Patrick stumbles into the freezer and screams.

Sandy rushes in and—

THERE'S MR. KRABS.

Or… what's left of him.

His shell is hollow. His body is shredded, meat and guts frozen to the floor, eyes missing, with bite marks all over his corpse.

Sandy:
"WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK!?"

Patrick (sobbing):
"THAT'S NOT FUCKING NORMAL! WHO THE FUCK EATS A CRAB?!"

Sandy punches the wall, her voice cracking:
"Who the hell did this?! WHO THE FUCK DID THIS?!"

Act 2: The Panic and the Realization

Sandy, Patrick, and now Larry the Lobster (who shows up because he "smelled protein") gather in the dining area, all visibly disturbed.

Larry:
"That ain't just murder. That's some cannibal-ass serial killer shit right there."

Sandy:
"Wait a minute… where's SpongeBob?"

Patrick (suddenly looking terrified):
"And Squidward…?"

Silence.

They all look at each other, then back at the blood trail leading down the hallway to the storage room. The door is slightly open.

Sandy:
"Y'all… I think we're already too fucking deep."

Act 3: Suspicion and Breakdown

They open the storage room. It's dark. Inside, they find a hole in the floor, covered by a metal grate—leading to the basement.

There's a single light flickering.

Sandy (pulls out a wrench):
"Someone's been hiding shit under our noses. And I swear, when I find the sick fuck who did this—"

Suddenly, they hear a squelching noise. A faint, distorted laugh. Patrick pisses himself.

Patrick:
"I wanna go home. I wanna go HOME."

Larry:
"Fuck this. I didn't sign up for a goddamn horror movie."

Sandy (dead serious):
"We're not leaving until we find out what's down there."