Hey, guys! Welcome to the new chapter of Adventure Time with Finn, Jake, Darcy, Jiren, & The Crystal Gems! I hope that you guys will enjoy the chapter. Also, before we begin, I would like to say that the OC Darcy Quartz Kane belongs to both me and JokerGames1999, the OC Jiren and Vlad belongs entirely to 9655, and the OC Julius belongs entirely to drakin6345...anyway, we don't own anything except for our OCs.
NOW LET'S GET ON WITH THE STORY!
"...and as it waded through the carnage that it had wrought, the Vampire smashed their skulls just for the fun of it!" Jake exclaimed while putting on a fake scary voice as he lifted up his arm and morphed his hand into a sledgehammer as the Shapeshifted Dog proceeds to slam it down onto a cranberry pastry dish that he had made for Finn and Jiren with the latter sitting on his bed as Jake was telling his Brothers a scary story.
"No way!" A shocked Finn says while hiding behind his covers as he wore red footie hood pajamas that had two bear-like ears attached at the top and slightly exposed more of his golden hair than his normal outfit, but not by much as Finn had a few golden locks popping out and his usual golden bangs that slightly covered his eyes.
"Seriously?" A disbelief Jiren asked while tilting his head curiously as he wore a short-sleeved purple tank top, black shorts, and no shoes.
"Yes, I am totally serious, Jiren," Jake says while wearing his normal attire as he climbed up onto Finn's Bed and Jiren stood where he was as the Teenage Boy crossed his arms and leans back against Finn's Bedstand. "And also, the vampire hunched over its victims and breathed their vaporized blood mist," Jake says while stretching over to grab the cranberry pastry as he started waving it around his Brothers' faces while warbling with his tongue as an annoyed Finn swatted the pastry away and an irritated Jiren incinerated it with a small pyro blast. "Hey!"
"Come on, Jake, is this stuff you're saying true? Or are you just trying to mess us up?"
"Yeah, because all of what you said sounds like baloney," Jiren says with narrowed eyes and crossed arms as Jake grinned at both of them excitedly and shakes his head.
"Oh, I'm not lying, guys. It's all true. I heard it through a reliable source."
"Reliable? Rats!" Finn says with a glare while snapping his fingers as Jiren gave him a disbelieving look.
"Bullshit," Jiren says deadpannedly as Jake gave him a scolding look.
"There's no need for harsh language, bro. I'm just telling you two what I've heard. It's not my fault if you two don't believe it. I'm just trying to help you two out in case a Vampire attacks us...oh, and speaking up, I heard some rumors that a couple of Vampires and a strange creature used to actually live here in this very tree centuries ago."
"What?!" A stunned Jiren asked as Finn went very wide-eyed with what his Doggy Brother said.
"This tree?!"
"Good niiiight, Bros~," Jake says with a playfully sinister tone while turning around to walk towards the latch on the floor as he opened it.
"Jake?" Finn asked with a worried tone as Jake ignored him and started climbing down the stairs as he continued making warbling noises with his tongue.
"You're full of it, Jake!" Jiren screamed with a glare while cupping his hands together as Jake responded by warbling more ominously before disappearing from sight.
"Errr..." Finn says nervously while looking around as he and Jiren suddenly heard croaking noises nearby as they turned their heads and spotted a green Worm on Finn's Bed. "NO WORMS ON THE BED!" Finn screamed aggressively while reaching over to grab his Scarlet Sword that was hooked on the wall and proceeded to swing wildly at the green Worm, who screamed in fear as he turned around to scurry away before he got sliced and diced.
"Whoa, Bro, overreactive, much?" Jiren asked with a blank frown as he raised an eyebrow at Finn, who blushed in embarrassment as he put away his sword.
"Sorry, Jiren, I guess I'm a little bit tense," Finn says while looking down somberly as Jiren noticed that something seems to be wrong with him and went over to sit beside him.
"Hey, what's wrong, Finn?"
"I don't know...did we make the right choice in leaving behind Darcy? I know that she told us to leave, but she seemed to be pretty bang up after meeting that Spinel Gem. Maybe I...I mean, we should've stayed behind to help her out?" Finn says while looking out at the window and realizing that it was a dark and rainy night as he frowned, worried for Darcy, as Jiren reached over to place a reassuring hand on his shoulder.
"Don't worry, Finn, we did the right thing in leaving. I know it may seem confusing, but Darcy needed her space and be around someone that she's familiar with."
"Do you think she will stay with Sapphire and not come back to us?" Finn asked fearfully/concernedly as Jiren shakes his head.
"Nah, she won't. Especially with how much she likes you." Jiren says teasingly with Finn blushing in embarrassment as he looks away.
"S-She doesn't like me."
"Uh huh, yeah, sure," Jiren says while rolling his eyes as he then tapped his shoulder. "Anyway, go and get some sleep, Bro. Darcy will be back before you know it." Jiren says as Finn smiled a bit and nods, feeling a little bit better by his Brother's words as he was about to go to sleep, but stopped as a weird tapping noise rang out, confusing the Adoptive Brothers as Finn and Jiren turned their heads and spotted a tree limb branch tapping on the window of the room as the Duo sighed in relief, fearing that it was something else as Finn was about to go to sleep and Jiren was about to leave when suddenly three Mysterious Figures appeared, two looking Humanish and the other looking like an Owl as they tapped on the window with their fingers/talons.
"What the heck is that?" Finn asked confusedly with Jiren shrugging a bit as they leaned in to get a better look and, much to their shock, lighting crashes down in the background as the Two Mysterious Figures' scary faces are shown while the Owl looked monstrous and terrifying as Finn and Jiren screamed loudly, with one of them sounding girly while the other had a more manlier scream, as the Duo then jumped out of Finn's Bed and practically bolted downstairs.
{Adventure Time with Finn, Jake, Darcy, Jiren, & The Crystal Gems Theme Song!}
We...are...the Crystal Gems!
We'll always save the day!
We cue to a post-apocalyptic wasteland that features a rat inside of what seems to be a large broken Gem Spaceship and several undetonated nuclear bombs nearby as the camera then pans over to a snow-covered biome, and we see a group of Penguins hugging and kissing each other with a tiny red hearts floating above their heads as they make a few quick wenking sounds and a Snow Golem could be seen sitting on a grassy hill nearby as the rest of the Ice Kingdom appears, including the Ice King as he was floating in the air near his Ice Castle and spins around to face the readers while activating his ice Powers with his hands as Crystal popped out of the window of the Ice Castle while holding onto Gunther as they waved at the readers with a wink.
The camera then appears at the Candy Kingdom as we see a large crowd of Candy People laughing and dancing in the middle of the road as the camera quickly scales up Princess Bubblegum's Castle, eventually passing the clouds to where we can see Princess Bubblegum, Marceline, High King Julius, and High Queen Chewypaste riding around on the back of Lady Rainicorn as Bonnie smiles warmly and waves lightly while Marcy shapeshifts her face to resemble that of a monster and hissed loudly as Julius held out his sword with a determined smirk on his face as Chewy kissed his cheek and waved at the readers cheerfully. Appearing on a huge hot ass dessert, we see a cowboy-dressed stoic Ruby riding around on a Skinny Gaint Chicken as she tipped her hat at the readers before the camera teleports over to the Crystal Gems Temple, which was located deep within a Forest near an Oasis as Sapphire and Spinella could be seen riding around on Hestia as the One-Eyed Gem waved politely while the Pink-Haired Gem stretched out her limbs with a goofy smile on her face.
Teleporting to a dark cave placed inside of a giant scary-looking mountain, we could see a grinning Amethyst relaxing on her bed as an annoyed Pearl was trying to scold her for being so lazy, but to no at vail as the Purple-Skinned Gem winked at the readers playfully while sticking out her tongue as the Ivory-Skinned Gem groans in exasperation but flashed the audience a calm smile. Cueing over at the Gang's Treehouse, we see a two-headed duck quacking along before zooming into the house, and we see our faithful heroes residing in their living room as Finn, Jake, Darcy, and Jiren sharing a fist bump with big grins on their faces as BMO and Neptr smiled in the background.
So come on and grab your friends,
We're going to protect various distant lands
Devastation and mayhem could be seen across various lands of Ooo as many villainous figures like the Lich, the Gem Empire, and other Evil Monsters could be seen wreaking havoc against innocent civilians, who were trying to run away from them and head to safety, but failed miserably as the Super Villains honed in on them and were about to kill them, only for a nearby Warp Pad to glow brightly as the Crystal Gems appeared into the scene and glared over at their Supervillain Foes as a glaring Darcy summonsed her Shield and Magic Staff and got into a threatening battle stance, a serious-looking Finn pulled out his sword and swipes the air a bit, a growling Jake grew up to gigantic size, Jiren lifted up his arms and set them ablaze with hot fire, Ruby and Sapphire fused into Garnet and summonsed her gauntlets, Pear summonsed her spear and aimed it at the Villains with a determined glare, Crystal twirled around a bit and summonsed her fans as she covered them in frost, Spinella summonsed her war hammer and stretched out her limbs as she bounced around lightly, and a glaring Julius pulled out his magic sword as it lit up with blue fire.
And if you think we can't,
We'll always find a way!
Glaring down at the Super Villains, the Crystal Gems then ran forwards to confront them with the majority of the members being ahead of Finn and Darcy, who shared a knowing look as they nodded and held hands as the Teenagers then gained determined looks and were able to run past their friends as the Duo Adventurers then leaped up into the air and held out their respective weapons as a glaring Darcy and Finn proceeds to slash/whack the Lich across his face as the others joined in on the fight and leaped over to fight their respective Villains as an epic battle occurred.
That's why the people of this crazy world
Always believe in...
Garnet, Amethyst, Spinella, Crystal, Pearl, Jiren, Finn, Jake, and Darcy!
After defeating their foes and saving everybody from destruction, the Crystal Gems decided to head back to their Base to celebrate and have a big party with each other as Jake drops down onto all fours, and the gang was quick to climb up the Giant Dog as he then took off at high speeds with everyone laughing joyfully by this as they zoomed past various people like Princess Bubblegum, Marceline, High Queen Chewypaste, Ice King, BMO, Neptr, Lady Raincorn, Phoebe, Hestia, and Huntress Wizard as they all watched them go in surprise before beaming excitedly as they all eagerly followed after the group.
The fun will never end
'Cause, it's Adventure Time!
After reuniting at the Crystal Gems Temple, we see everyone enjoying their little victory by throwing a big dance party with each other as they all mingled with their friends and laughed as we cue to the top of the temple and see our Faithful Heroes having a little part of their own as Jake, Julius, and Jiren shared a high five with a cocky grin while a blushing Finn and Darcy held hands as they leaned over to share a quick kiss before raising their fists up in victory as the title of the story appeared in front of the readers.
{Adventure Time with Finn, Jake, Darcy, Jiren, & The Crystal Gems Theme Song Over!}
"Jake! Jake! Jake!" Finn screamed panickedly as, after he and Jiren climbed downstairs into the Living Room, the Duo spotted Jake standing in the Kitchen as they ran over to him. "Jiren and I saw a couple of things outside the window! It must be the Vampires, and I think we're unprepared, so I-,"
"Ha, ha, relax, buddy. I made that story up. I was just trying to scare you guys." Jake says while waving his hand around reassuringly as a surprised Finn glared at him and pointed at Jake accusingly.
"But you said you heard it from a reliable source!"
"Ha, ha! I made that up, too! I was trying to scare you two, and it worked!" Jake says while flailing his arms around as he danced around and laughed mockingly as an irritated Finn and Jiren were about to let him have it when suddenly the Kitchen Window was blown open by an Owl-Like Creature flying into the room as it then flew off just as the lights go out as a scared Jake flailed his head and arms around like a Muppet while screaming in fear like a little girl.
"Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!" Jiren laughed with tears in his eyes as he pointed at Jake while Finn went over to close the window.
"It was just an Owl, dude," Finn says as Jake calms down and sighs in relief.
"Oh, good," Jake says while getting up from the floor as Jiren gives him a teasing look.
"What a manly scream, Jake. I never knew that you were scared of birds." Jiren says, causing Jake to blush in embarrassment, as he then composed himself and placed his hands on his hips as the Magical Dog puts on a fake brave look.
"What? I wasn't scared. I was singing. I was singing and dancing my scream song." Jake says while making fake scared, screaming noises.
"You're a total wuss, man," Finn says with Jiren giving him a high-five for the diss as they shared a laugh.
"Yeah, you are."
"Thanks for agreeing with us, Jake...wait, what?" A bewildered Finn asked while he, Jiren, and Jake turned their heads as they spotted another Jake standing near them, except that he had bright lilac skin and a purple Gemstone in his chest.
"Sike!" The Fake Jake yelled before his Gemstone glowed purple as a purple glow covered his body and, suddenly, he transformed into a 10-foot-tall Bright Iliac-Skinned Tiger as he roared into their faces, causing Finn, Jake, and Jiren to stumble back in shock and slight fear as they then spotted a yellow bag dropping down near them and glanced up as the Bothers were shocked to see a gray-skinned Men and Woman standing on the ceiling.
One of the Mysterious People is a 6'2-feet-tall, 1010-year-old (Physically)/18-years-old (Mentally) Vampire/Demon Female Hybrid with emerald-green eyes, long midnight black hair that reaches down to her feet, pointy ears, two holes that act as her nose, crooked white small fangs, a sharp chin, two fang marks on her neck, four-fingered slim arms, Light Blue-Gray Skin, a tall slender hourglass figure, four-toed slim legs, and her outfit consists of a dark gray tank top, dark blue ripped pants, and red boots. Her name is Marceline Abadeer, the official Vampire Queen of Ooo, Vlad's Older Sister, and the Daughter of the Ruler of the Nightosphere.
The Second Mysterious People is a 6-feet-tall, 1008-year-old (Physically)/16-years-old (Mentally) Vampire/Demon Male Hybrid with purple eyes, short messy black hair, pointy ears, two holes that act as his nose, crooked white small fangs, a sharp chin, two fang marks on his neck, four-fingered slim arms, Dark Blue-Gray Skin, a tall muscularly slim build, four-toed slim legs, and her outfit consists of a buttoned gray-stripped red plaid shirt, dark blue jeans with turn-ups, and brownish-red/white converse sneakers. His name is Vlad Abadeer, the official Vampire Prince of Ooo, Marceline's Younger Brother, and the Son of the Ruler of the Nightosphere.
"Hey, kids, wanna see a dead body?!" Vlad says menacingly as Finn and Jake proceed to scream panickedly while Jiren stared up at the Vampire Hybrid Duo in deep shock and fear.
"Stop screaming!" Marceline ordered, causing Finn and Jake to shut up as they whimpered like dogs and the Trio then took a couple of steps back as they accidentally landed on the couch with a grinning Marceline and Vlad teleporting away with dual bursts of black/red/purple hellish flames as the Abadeer Siblings appeared in-between Finn and Jiren as Jake tried to escape, only for the Tiger to appear beside him as he flexed his fangs at him, and the cowardly Shapeshifting Dog scooted closer to Jiren.
"Hey, guys. What's up? I'm Marceline, the Vampire Queen."
"I'm Vlad, the Vampire Prince."
"And that thing over there is our Alien Pet, Amethyst," Marceline says while pointing over at Amethyst as Jiren raised an eyebrow at what she said.
"Wait, Amethyst? Didn't I hear that name before?" Jiren thought to himself curiously with narrowed eyes while a terrified Finn and Jake trembled in fear due to the Vampire Queen/Prince and their Shapeshifting Alien Pet.
"Are you gonna smash our skulls?!"
"Breathe in our bloody mists?!"
"Please don't suck our blood!" Finn, Jiren, and Jake asked/pleaded fearfully as Marceline, Vlad, and Amethyst laughed amusedly.
"Ha, ha, ha! You guys are such big scaredy cats!" Amethyst taunted while chuckling as Marceline nodded in agreement.
"Yeah, calm down, weenies. We're not gonna do that." Marceline says while snapping her fingers as she lights up all of the candles around them.
"Soooo, you don't suck blood?" Jake asked nervously as Vlad pretended to think while placing his finger on his chin.
"Hmmm...nah, I already had dinner," Vlad says, showing off his fangs as Jake trembles even more.
"Sometimes, we do suck blood, yeah, but it's not the blood that my Brother and I like. It's the color. We eat shades of red." Marceline says while reaching into her pocket to pull out a strawberry as Vlad reached into his pocket and pulled out an apple as the Vampire/Demon Hybrids extended their fangs and bite into their respective pieces of food, sucking out their red color and making the pieces of food get shriveled up and turned gray.
"Ooh, cool," Jiren says with him and Finn being amazed as the Trio yelped in surprise when Marceline suddenly teleported away with a small burst of hellish black/red flames, slightly burning them as Marceline appeared in front of her bag and floated around as she made a big exaggerated yawn.
"Ugh, I am exhausted," Marceline says as Amethyst walks over to her and bends down on the floor as the Vampire Queen opened up the bag and began rummaging through it. "Amethyst, Vlad, and I have been traveling all over the Land of Ooo, and we have seen some really fucked up stuff that would really make you say, 'Like what?',"
"Like what?" Finn asked curiously as Marceline, Vlad, and Amethyst smirked at him cockily.
"We encountered a school of goldfish beasts," Marceline says as Amethyst's gemstone glowed purple, and she shapeshifted into a Giant Bright Lilac Goldfish as the Transformed Gem flopped around.
"Wrestled a bunch of Marauders," Vlad said as Amethyst's gemstone glowed purple, and she shapeshifted into a Bright Lilac Marauder and started flexing her muscles.
"And race a bunch of Firebreathing Dragons," Marceline says as Amethyst's gemstone glowed purple, and she shapeshifted into a Small Bright Lilac Two-Headed Dragon as the Transformed Gem started flying around and blew a tiny stream of purple fire, much to the amazement of Finn and Jiren as they clapped in delight while Jake still looked scared of them.
"Oh, and check these out," Vlad said while holding out his arm and showed a bunch of nuts in his hand.
"Nuts?" Finn asked with a raised eyebrow as Vlad grinned at him.
"Oh, these aren't ordinary nuts. Check this shit out." Vlad says while squeezing the nuts, and they become little creatures as one of them squirts Finn with ink.
"Ha, ha, ha! You guys are wonderful!" A smiling Finn says as Jiren nodded in agreement.
"Yeah, you three are so cool!
"Uh, thanks for not sucking our blood, I guess," Jake says lamely as Marceline shrugged.
"Thanks, you three seem cool, too, but as you can imagine, we are really tired from our journey, so you boys should probably get going."
"Wait, what?" A bewildered Finn asked as Amethyst rolled her eyes, and her gemstone glowed purple as she shape-shifted herself into a Bright Lilac Owl and flew up to land on Marceline's shoulder.
"Are you stupid or something, Kid? What we are telling you is to leave our home."
"Your Home? What do you mean by that?" Jiren asked with a raised eyebrow as Marceline sighs heavily and tilted her head as she uses her psychokinesis to move a framed picture of a smiling Finn, Jake, and Jiren to reveal a large 'M', 'V', and 'A' carved into the tree.
"That 'M' is for Marceline, that 'V' is for 'Vlad', and that 'A' is for Amethyst," Vlad says quietly, not quite liking them kicking out the admittedly nice group of people but went along with it reluctantly as Jake's face paled and gulped nervously.
"Aw, man," Jake mumbles quietly, remembering that small rumor of a Vampire and some type of weird creature living in their home centuries ago and now realizing that rumor may not be a rumor after all.
"Vlad, Amethyst, and I carved in this tree centuries ago. Way before you three rascals started squatting here, but seriously, guys, thanks for keeping the place warm for us. I mean, really great." Marceline says with a warm smile as the Boys glared at her.
"What?! No way! We're not gonna be homeless!" A glaring Finn says as, before any of the Boys could react, they were suddenly standing outside of the Treehouse and was soaked to the bones due to the pouring rain. "...Okay, we're homeless." An annoyed Finn says as he and the others glanced up as they spotted Marceline and the others poking their heads out of the Living Room Window.
"Good night, Boys~!" A playful Marceline and Amethyst say in unison while Vlad gave them an apologetic look as he yelled 'Sorry' before the Trio then shuts the window closed as a surprised Finn and Jiren had their jaws dropped in disbelief and anger.
"Come on, Guys. Let's get out of here." Jake says while reaching over to grab Finn and Jiren's arms, but the Duo shook him off as they glared up at the Treehouse.
"Oh, hell no! They can't kick us out of our house!" A scowling Jiren yelled as Finn nodded in agreement while Jake bit his lip anxiously as he looked around.
"Guys, please-,"
"Get down here, you three, and fight us!" A pissed-off Finn screamed while slamming his clenched fists onto the door repeatedly as a furious Jiren raised his arm and lit it up with red flames.
"Yeah! Come down here so that I can burn you all!"
"They are Vampires, Guys! Calm down!" A worried Jake screamed just as the Living Room Window was opened up as Amethyst flew out while carrying around all of the Boys' clothes and stuff as she drops them in front of the Trio before flying up to land on an outstretched Marceline's arm as she hisses at them and then walks away while laughing tauntingly as Finn blushed in anger and was about to kick down the door of his home, but was stopped by Jake.
"Guys, if half the stories I've heard and/or made up are true, Vampires will kill you two! There's no question! Plus, with her shapeshifting weird pet around, that will just make our odds at beating them even lower!"
"But, Jake, we can't just let her take our house! We have to fight for it!" Jiren yelled with a glare while blazing his other arm in red flames as Finn nodded.
"Okay, in case you two were either ignoring me or didn't listen to what just I said, TWO FUCKING VAMPIRES AND THEIR SHAPESHIFTING MONSTER TOOK IT! Instead of crying about losing our home or trying to commit suicide by fighting them, we should go house-hunting! Bag us a new house!" Jake screamed excitedly while stretching upwards as he grew up to be 20-foot-tall and got down on all fours to help shield his Brothers from the rain.
"But I like our home." A pouting Finn says as Jiren nodded in agreement.
"Finn, Jiren, Bros, house-hunting is wild! You've got to try it!"
"Really?" A curious Finn asked as a giant Jake glanced down to smile at him.
"Yeah, man! It is so nuts!" Jake yelled as Finn smiled a bit, feeling cheered up as he chuckles.
"You always know what to say."
"Bla-bla-bla-ble-ble-bla-bloo-bloop!"
"Ha, ha, ha! Okay, I'm convinced! Let's roll!" Finn says while bending down to grab his stuff as a doubtful Jiren bit his lip a bit and glanced back at the Treehouse before sighing heavily as he nodded.
"Fine, let's go," Jiren says while bending down to grab his stuff as Jake beamed and the Trio started walking forward.
"Sweet, things are gonna start going our way," Jake says just as it suddenly stopped raining and the clouds parted to reveal the rise of the morning sun. "Hey, look, see? What'd I tell ya?"
"Wait, I just thought of something. What do we do about Darcy?" Finn asked worriedly as Jiren turned to him reassuringly.
"Don't worry, I'm sure that Darcy will be able to find our new home eventually and, if not, we will go back to the Crystal Temple and find her there," Jiren says as Finn pursed his lips but nodded as they continued walking.
"Hey, so do you think we were a bit mean to those Guys?" Vlad asked the others worriedly after sadly watching the Group leave through the window as Marceline can be seen floating above the couch lazily while Amethyst flew off her Friend's shoulder, and her gemstone glowed purple as she shapeshifted back into her Default Form and landed down on the couch with a small 'Oomph!'.
Amethyst's Real Form consisted of her being a 4'6-feet-tall, 5,100-year-old Gem Amethyst with dark indigo eyes, thick and messy pale lavender hair that goes down to her ankles with a large bang that obscures her left eye, a small upturned nose, plump lips, a sharp chin, a purple gemstone located on her chest, a short somewhat stout build, and her outfit consists of an oversized mauve off-shoulder tank top with a black bra underneath, black leggings with holes on them, and small pointed white boots. Her name is Amethyst, a Former Crystal Gem, and Darcy's Guardian/Friend.
"Eh, nah, it was our home first. It's only fair that we kicked them out." Amethyst says with a shrug while placing her arms behind her head as she placed her feet on the couch.
"Exactly, but I have to ask, why did you want us to lie to them and tell them that you were our pet?" Marceline asked with a raised confused eyebrow as Amethyst grinned cockily.
"To see their faces when we reveal the truth. They will be surprised." Amethyst says with a snort and chuckle as Marceline laughed amusedly and nodded as Vlad continued staring at the retreated forms of Finn and the others somberly as he sighs heavily.
~[House Hunting Song]~
So Finn, Jiren, and Jake,
Set out to find a new home!
It's gonna be tough,
For a couple of kids and a dog on their own!
After Finn and Jiren put on their normal outfits and Jake shrinks himself back down into his Default State, the Trio set out towards the Land of Ooo to begin looking for a new home as they arrived at a large yellow/dark blue bricked house and Finn knocked on the wooden door lightly as, after a few seconds of waiting, the Trio were surprised to see a giant eye staring at them angrily, and Finn and the others were quick to turn around and run away before they got eaten.
Here's a little house,
Aw, Finn's stickin' his foot in!
Well, that's a bad idea, dude,
Cause now that bird thinks you're a jerk, Finn!
Jiren can be seen staring up at his Brothers blankly with his arms crossed as Finn and Jake can be seen climbing up to a tree as they spotted a small yellow/orange birdhouse in the middle of a large oak tree, and the Human Boy sticks out his tongue in thought as he tried to stick his foot inside of the birdhouse, only for the resident white feathered male bird to storm out angrily and began tossing a bunch of worms at a surprised Finn and Jake as they fell off from the tree and crashed down into the ground with a couple of pained groans as Jiren sighs heavily.
And now they're chillin' on the side of a hill!
And thinkin' livin' in a cloud be totally thrillin'
Unless they find something inside
Like a short-tempered and VERY angry cloud husband and his beautiful cloud bride.
Resting on the side of a hill, the Boys decided to do some cloud watching as a beaming Jake pointed a cloud that resembles a house and pointed at it with his foot as Finn and Jiren perked up as they nodded, and the Trio stood up from the floor as Jake got down on all fours and allowed his Brothers to mount him (Not that way, you pervs) as the Magical Male Dog stretched out his legs and the Trio flew up into the sky as they phase through the white cloudy house and were shocked to see that a Cloud Couple were in the middle of having sex as they were surprised by the sudden appearance of the Boys and the Cloud Wife shriek in embarrassment and covered her privates with her whole body growing red as the angry Cloud Husband went over to beat up the boys and forced a screaming Finn, Jake, and Jiren to run away in fear.
A beehive, oh nooooooooo!
Don't put your foot in there, guy!
Y'all tried that before,
And you know it didn't turn out right!
Climbing up a tree, Finn and Jake spotted a beehive attached to a tree branch as the Magical Dog lifted up his leg and tried to put his foot in there, but predictably, this caused the resident bee inside to fly out of his home and glared at the Boys as he threw up a gallon of honey that impacted against Finn and Jake, causing them to crashed down into the ground with a couple of pained yelps as Jiren can be seen leaning against a large rock and shakes his head as he groaned in annoyance.
Big shell, go inside.
Look around. It seems alright.
Frog jumps out and barfs a tiger!
Throwin' down potions for food and fire!
Traveling through the Desert Lands, the Trio encountered a large white crab-like shell residing on the sandy grounds as they carefully climbed inside of it and looked around awkwardly as it looked like they were inside of a whale's mouth and, before they could react, a giant Frog jumped out of nowhere as he tried to attack Finn and the others, who turned around to run away as the Frog suddenly throws up a Tiger and said animal throws down several potions that created food and fire for them as the Duo cheered loudly and danced around.
You know you should have stayed,
And fought that sexy vampire lady,
And her handsome vampire brother,
And their shapeshifting alien monster!
But Jake was feeling terrified,
He was super scared of the vampire's bite!
Which is understandable,
'Cause vampires are really powerful!
They're unreasonable,
And burnt out on dealing with mortals!
After spending the whole day trying to find a home, the Trio can be seen walking through the Lands of Ooo with depressed and dejected expressions on their faces, beyond exhausted and frustrated that none of them were able to find a new home yet as Finn and the others realized that it started getting dark out and Finn and Jake started working together to create a large tent while Jiren started their campfire and was about to go out and hunt food for them, only for a giant rock golem to appear and attack the Trio as they were forced to once again run away in fear.
(Singer) Oh, Amethyst, Vlad, and Marceline,
Why are you all so dang mean?!
(Marceline) We're not mean! We're more than a thousand years old,
And we just lost track of our moral code!
(Amethyst) Bitch, please, this was our house first!
Besides, we could've done a lot worse!
(Vlad) And I was forced to do this,
I couldn't betray my friend and big sis!
(Singer) Oh, Amethyst, Vlad, and Marceline,
Can't you see these guys are in pain?
(Marceline and Amethyst sang while a solemn Vlad remains quiet) No, we can't,
We're all too invested in this very cute video game!
A somber Finn, Jiren, and Jake can be seen slowly trekking through the Lands of Ooo while feeling tired, hungry, and angry from the whole aggravating ordeal of trying to find a new home with not much success as Marceline and Amethyst can be seen resting in their treehouse while playing videogames with a scared BMO as a guilty Vlad can be seen staring out of the window wistfully.
So there go our boys,
Walkin' on the icy ground.
Headin' towards their destiny,
I'm sure they'll figure something out.
Hugging their arms close to their bodies to find warmth, Finn and the others walked through the ice frosty lands of the Ice Kingdom as they suddenly stopped in their tracks when a glaring Crystal appeared with a burst of white snow and raised her hands as she began throwing multiple ice shurikens at the Trio, forcing them to turn around and run away from her while panicking and screaming as they eventually reached the shoreline of the Ice Kingdom and jumped up to land on a small ice platform as Jiren raised his hands and fired dual massive gusts of wind that propelled them through the icy waters and far away from the Ice Kingdom as Crystal glared at them stoically while giving them a 'The next time that all of you show up here, I will slice off your dicks' a look before snowbombing away to resume her patrol.
~[House Hunting Song Over]~
"This is weak! I don't even like any of these places! I wanna go home!" A glaring Finn screamed while getting down into the icy ground as Jiren crossed his arms and nodded in agreement.
"Yeah, true, this was a bust, so let's go back and defeat those losers," Jiren says with a scowl as Jake sat down on the icy ground and stretched up his arms as he wrapped them around their shoulders, and forced his Brothers to sit down as Jake then stretched out his ears to be giant size and have them wrapped around Finn and Jiren's bodies.
"Finn? Jiren? Let me tell you both a little something about what home really means." Jake says while pulling out a viola as he began playing it. "La, la, la...home isn't a place, let me give you a clue...home is anywhere where people care about you~," Jake sang as his Brothers turned to give him an irritated look.
"Jake, I don't wanna hear a lecture, dude," Finn says as Jiren nodded in agreement.
"Yeah, man, we just wanna go home."
"But home is where your heart is, Guys! And where is your heart, Bros? Well, it's right here inside you when I'm sitting here beside you! With your lucky stars to guide you from above~," Jake sang as the Trio looked up and spotted two planets hugging close to each other as they popped out a star, and the Boys laughed a bit, feeling a little bit cheered up as Finn turned to Jake.
"Yeah, I guess I'd rather be out here, wrapped in your ear, than be in some awesome house all by my...souse~,"
"I'd rather be dancing with some babes!" Jake stated with a goofy smile as Jiren laughed.
"Ha, ha, you're such a perv, Jake!" Jiren says while pushing him as Jake did the same, and the Trio shared a laugh just as they drifted inside a large cave as the Boys looked around with mildly disgusted/bored looks on their faces.
"Ew, gross. This place looks gross."
"And dark."
"It also looks abandoned," Finn says with his voice echoing a bit as he woke up all of the bats sleeping inside, and they all proceed to fly out of the cave with the Trio screaming in surprise and ducking their heads for protection as, once all of the bats were gone, the Boys were shocked to see how amazing the cave truly looks and looked around in awe. "Whoa, bro...wanna just live in here?"
"Hell yeah!" Jiren and Jake screamed in unison while sharing a high-five with Finn as they then spend the next hour fixing up the cave to make it homier for them and had even built a mini house inside of the cave.
"So whaddaya think, Guys? We did pretty good for ourselves." A proud Jake says while placing his hands on his hips as Jiren and Finn nod.
"Yeah, we did." Jiren says.
"So, ah, what should we do first with our new digs?" Finn asked as Jake perked up.
"Let's trash it and throw a party!"
"Yeah!" Finn exclaimed, loving the idea while Jiren looked away and sighed somberly, still missing his home as he decided to stand back and watch on as Finn and Jake ran off to set up their own little Welcome Home Party.
"Ugh, what a rough couple of days." A groaning Darcy says while making her way through the grasslands with the sun setting in the background as she was making her way to the Treehouse. "I woke up a thousand years into the future and found out that my Family has split apart and are spread across this new strange world...although I was able to find Sapphire and Spinella. If I can find them, I can find the others. I just have to not give up hope, and as long as I have Finn, Jake, and Jiren around, I will be able to do this." Darcy says while clenching her fist determinedly as she smirked widely and was finally able to arrive at the Treehouse as she made her way inside through the front door and walked past the huge pile of gold. "Boys, I'm back!" A smiling Darcy says while climbing upstairs as she spread out her arms dramatically and yelps in surprise at the sight of Julius and Chewypaste looking around the Living Room as the Human/Gem Hybrid accidentally lets go of the stairs and lost her balance as she crashed down into the ground below.
"Darcy!" Chewypaste yelled worriedly as they made their way down to glance down at a groaning Darcy. "Are you okay?"
"Ugh, yeah, I'm alright. I suffered worse falls than this." Darcy says reassuringly while getting up from the floor as she rubbed her head, and glanced up at the Lovebirds. "What are you guys doing here, anyway?"
"Oh, well, we came here to see if you had come back yet, but when we got here, there seems to be no sight of Finn and the others," Julius says with Darcy staring up at them in surprise as she blinked a couple of times.
"Wait, really? Huh, that's weird. Maybe the Boys are out on an Adventure?" Darcy suggested while making her way to the ladder as her gemstone glowed pink, and her legs glowed pink as Darcy stretched out her legs and was able to reach up to the Living Room as she climbed inside and morphed her legs back to normal with a flash of pink light.
"Nah, trust me, they always come back to the Treehouse before night occurs, and, even if their Adventure lasted all day, they would've at least left a note telling us if they will come back late and such," Julius says before placing a hand on his chin thoughtfully as he hummed. "Something weird is going on here."
"Yeah, there is!" A Familiar Voice Rang Out as everyone turned around and was surprised to see a panicking BMO running over to them. "This place was taken over by Vampires and an alien!"
"What?!" A shocked Julius and Chewypaste exclaimed with a worried Darcy bending down and allowed BMO to jump up into her arms as he buried his face into her chest and Gem as the cute little Living Videogame started crying comically.
"BMO, what happened?" Darcy asked with a serious glare as a sniffling BMO was quick to explain.
"Well, you see, I was just sleeping around when I heard a bunch of loud noises, and, when I went to investigate, I saw two Vampires and an Alien Creature being mean to Finn and the others and kicked them out of the house since they said that they owned the Treehouse first."
"What?! Vampires exist!? Goddamn it, I hate the future!" Darcy says while closing her eyes and raised her clenched fist as Julius and Chewypaste shared a look, recognizing the description but didn't want to jump to conclusions without some hard evidence.
"Wait a minute, if Finn and the others were kicked out of the house, why didn't you go with them?" A bewildered Chewypaste asked as BMO then grows angry and huffed as he lets go of Darcy and crossed his arms.
"Trust me, I would've gone with them if I could, but they forgot about me! They are so mean!"
"Wait...it might be a good thing that you didn't go with them," Darcy says, confusing everyone with what she said as they turned to her.
"What do you mean by that, Darcy?" BMO asked as Julius perked up in realization.
"Because since BMO was here, then he would know where the jerks are that robbed Finn and the others of their home!"
"Exactly, Julius," Darcy says while snapping her fingers at him as she then turned to the Living Videogame Console. "Where are they, cutie?" Darcy asked as BMO hummed in thought.
"Well, last I had seen them, they were talking about hearing rumors of a party at a faraway cave and decided to go and trash it."
"Where is it?" Darcy asked seriously as BMO began telling them the direction of where the cave is.
"...ah this is it, feelin' good, I'm feelin', I'm feelin' like we did it." A smiling and relaxed Finn says as we cue back to the Boys' Cave and see a huge party going on with Jake performing the music for everyone by using his violin as Finn can be seen dancing with some Cave Animals and Creatures as Jiren, however, was leaning against the wall of their house with a frown on his face. "I'm feelin', like, completely satisfied. Nothin' else could go wrong, ya know, Guys?"
"Yeah, man," Jake says with a smile and closed eyes as Jiren remained silent due to still missing home.
"Ah, yeah, I know, too, and I know that Dar Dar would love this place too. Once we're done partying, let's go find her." Finn says while dancing around as, unknown to him, a Mysterious Figure appeared behind him.
"Oooh, who's Dar Dar? Your Girlfriend~?"
"Nah, we're not a couple, Finn. We are just friends-Wait, what?" A bewildered Finn asked while turning around as he was surprised to see another version of him standing in front of him but had Bright Iliac Skin and a purple gemstone on his chest.
"Sike!" The Fake Finn yelled before his gemstone glowed purple as a purple glow covered his body and, suddenly, he transformed into a 10-foot-tall Bright Iliac-Skinned Bear, revealing himself to be Amethyst as she roared in his face and caused a surprised Finn to stumble back, getting Jiren and Jake's attention as the Trio was surprised to see dual red/black/purple hellish flames appearing onto the scene and a grinning Marceline and a solemn Vlad teleported above everyone's heads.
"Hey, Boys," Marceline says sinisterly while waving at them as Vlad awkwardly floated behind her.
"Oh, Grub! They are back!" A worried Jake yelled while putting down his violin as he and Jiren ran over to them while the Cave Animals/Creatures panicked and turned around to run away.
"Wow, pretty awesome party ya got here," Marceline says while pretending to dance a bit as Amethyst shrugged and got up to her hind legs as she leans back against a wall.
"Eh, I have seen better," Amethyst says while picking her teeth with her claws as Finn and Jiren glared at them angrily.
"We don't want any more trouble with you guys! What do you all want from us this time?!"
"Oh, nothing, we just came here to show you somethin'. This cave belongs to us." Marceline says while using her psychokinesis to lift up a rock to reveal a large 'M', 'V', and 'A' carved underneath.
"What!?" Finn, Jiren, and Jake asked in shock.
"Thanks for fixing the place up for us, really. You three are regular house sitters." Amethyst says with a mocking tone while clapping her hands together as a disbelieving and angry Jiren pointed at her.
"Wait, hold on! You can't take our home twice!"
"Yes, we can," Marceline says tauntingly with a smirk as Amethyst nodded in agreement while high-fiving her friend as an apologetic Vlad gave them a wincing look.
"Sorry, guys," Vlad says, but Finn and Jiren won't hear it as they glared at the group furiously.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! IT'S VAMPIRE/ALIEN BUTT KICKING TIME!/OKAY, THAT'S IT! ENOUGH OF THIS BULLSHIT! IT'S TIME TO FUCK SOME FACE!" Finn and Jiren screamed angrily while either pulling out their Scarlet Sword or lighting their hands in flames as they were about to attack the Trio Villains, but were stopped by Jake as he stood in front of them.
"Guys, no! They will kill you guys, remember?!"
"But they are taking our home again!" Finn screamed with a glare as Jiren nodded in agreement.
"Yeah, we need to beat them up, or else they will continue this shit each time we get a new home!"
"We're home as long as we're together, bla-bla-bleep-bla-bloop, remember!?" Jake asked, causing the Duo to perk up as they gasped in realization.
"Oh, yeah. Okay, you three, I'm gonna let you keep this cave, but only because Jake and Jiren are my homes, and they are way better than all your homes combined!" Finn screamed while pointing at them as Marceline and Amethyst shared a look...and grinned mischievously as Vlad spotted this and gulped as he groaned.
"Oh, no..."
"Ya know, you're right, Finn."
"Which is why we'll take them too!" Amethyst screamed as Marceline reached over to grab a surprised Jake while the Former Crystal Gem jumped up to tackle a grunting Jiren onto the floor.
"What!?" A shocked Finn asked as the Girls smirked at him cockily.
"I'll bite him a little, maybe turn him into a zombie."
"And maybe I will eat this guy up. It will be as simple as stealing candy from a baby." Amethyst taunted while opening up her jaw and having it hover above Jiren's head.
"Nooooooooooooooooo!" Jiren and Jake screamed furiously/fearfully as Finn glared at the Duo defiantly.
"Let go of my Brothers!"
"Make us, Human!" Marceline ordered tauntingly before gasping in shock as Finn proceeds to slap Jake out of her grip.
"Get...off...me!" Jiren screamed with a harsh glare as he slammed his fists onto the ground and created several earth pillars that impacted against a surprised Amethyst and sends her flying up into the air.
"You okay, Guys?" Finn asked concernedly while making his way over to help Jake and Jiren up to their feet as they nodded.
"No one...makes me...let go...of Jake!" Marceline screamed angrily with a demonic voice while flying up into the air as she slowly transformed into a 50-foot-tall Giant Humanoid Bat Creature with pupilless emerald-green eyes, large midnight black ears with emerald-green insides, a big dark gray bat-like nose, a big mouth large white fangs and sharp teeth, two black ripped and tattered bat-like wings attached on her back, extremely long light blue-gray four-fingered clawed arms, Midnight Black Fur with Light Blue-Gray Skin, a giant humanoid slim build, extremely long light blue-gray four-toed clawed legs, and wore no clothes as her privates were thankfully covered by her fur.
"I'LL BREAK YOUR SOULS INTO PIECES!" Vlad shouted furiously with a demonic voice after seeing his Big Sister getting hurt as he flew up into the air and slowly transformed into a 50-foot-tall Giant Dragon/Bat-like Hybrid with a dark blue-gray dragon-like head with pupilless purple eyes, large black ears with purple insides, a big dark gray bat-like nose, a large dragon-like snout with a row of large white sharp teeth, two black large bat-like wings attached on his back, extremely muscular and long dark blue-gray scaly four-fingered clawed arms, Dark Blue-Gray Scaly Skin with a Black Front, a giant dragon-like muscularly slim build, a long dark blue-gray scaly dragon-like tail with a messy black furry tip, extremely muscular, long dark blue-gray scaly four-fingered clawed arms, and wore no clothes as he had no visible genitalia.
"Oh, all of you are in BIG trouble NOW!" Amethyst exclaimed crossly with her gemstone glowing purple as she shapeshifted herself into something that resembled her default form, except that she was now 6-feet-tall with her lavender hair now being even bigger and longer than before, a hairy white chest with her purple gemstone being placed in the middle, huge muscular arms, hairy white armpits, a taller and more muscular slim build, thicker legs, and was wearing a dark purple mask that covered the top half of her face, a sleeveless black jumpsuit, dark purple armbands, and white pointed boots.
"We're not scared of you!" Finn and Jiren screamed in unison with the Human Boy leaping up to confront Marceline while the Human/Gum Hybrid lowered his arms as he fired dual streams of red flames that propelled him up into the air to deal with Vlad.
"Finn! Jiren!" Jake shouted concernedly while moaning a bit fearfully as he bit his lip nervously. "I...I can't stay here and do nothing! I gotta help my buddies!" Jake screamed with a glare while tightening his fists as he decided to fight his fear and ran ahead...to fight Amethyst...hey, gotta start somewhere, you know? Don't judge him.
Jumping up into the air, Finn tried to swing his sword at Marceline, who merely blocked his attack with one of her wings as she lifted up her arm and proceeded to slap him away in mid-air as a grunting Finn flew through the air and the Human Boy quickly composed himself as he flipped around and landed on the wall of the cave as the Teenage Boy started running up it. Raising an amused eyebrow, a curious Marceline watched on as Finn reached the ceiling and leaped over to slice through multiple stalagmites as he started kicking them towards the Vampire Queen, who merely opened up her mouth and fired a huge stream of red/black flames that incinerated the stalagmites into ashes.
Floating through the air, Jiren started twirling around in mid-air and launching multiple red fireballs at Vlad, who flew around to avoid the attack as he lifted up his arm and latched onto Jiren, who grunted in pain before composing himself as he lit up his arms with electricity, causing Vlad to let go of him with a startled yelp as he then glared down at the airborne Human/Gem Hybrid and used his psychokinesis to latch onto him as the Vampire Prince started slamming a grunting Jiren onto the ground repeatedly before tossing him away as the Teenage Boy crashed down into the ground with a pained grunt.
Stretching his torso and arms forward, a glaring Jake tried to attack Amethyst, only for her to suddenly roll up into a ball and Spin Dash over to collide against his head before uncurling herself as her gemstone glowed purple and Amethyst reached into it to pull out a long purple whip flail as she proceeds to whip Jake's face, causing him to yowl in pain as he covered his face. Grinning slyly, Amethyst rolled up into her ball form again, and Spin Dashed over to Jake as she then uncurled herself and grabbed Jake's neck as the Former Crystal Gem tackled the yelping Magical Dog onto the floor.
Crouching down into the ground, a laughing Marceline then flew up into the air and lifted up her arm as she then slapped a surprised Finn down into the ground, causing him to grunt in pain as he opened his eyes and gasped sharply as the Human Boy spotted a gleeful Marceline flying down towards him and crashed down into the floor as a big shockwave and dust wave occurred as, once they died down, the Vampire Queen was surprised to see that Finn had seemingly disappeared and a bewildered Marceline raised an eyebrow as she started looking around for the Young Adventurer, not knowing that a bruised and dust covered Finn was currently standing behind her and jumped up to land on her leg as he started climbing up it.
Getting up from the ground, Jiren brushed away the pink/red blood from his mouth and glared over at Vlad as he raised his arms and took control of the water from a nearby small river as the Human/Gem Hybrid manipulated it to whirl around his body and created it multiple large circular sharp rings as he started launching all of them towards the Vampire Prince. Narrowing his eyes, Vlad shapeshifted himself to resemble black/purple smoke as he let the water rings zip past his body before reforming back into his Giant Dragon/Bat Form as Vlad then flew over to slam his huge hand down at a grunting Jiren.
Grinning widely, Amethyst can be seen wrestling Jake onto the ground as he choked a bit from her tight grip before reacting quickly as the Magical Dog shrinks down to the size of a rat and fell down into the ground as a bewildered Amethyst glanced down and yelped in pain as Jake suddenly grew out his fist to gigantic proportions and delivered a mighty uppercut that sends her flying up into the air. Growing back to his Default Size, Jake then stretched out his giant arm and reached over to grab Amethyst as he proceeds to slam her down into the ground, hard enough that it cracked as Jake barked in pain when he felt something pinch underneath his hand and shrinks his arm back to normal as the Magical Dog was surprised to see that Amethyst Shapeshifted into a Bright Iliac Crab and snapped her claws at him mockingly as Jake growled angrily and got down on all fours as he ran over to leap and tackle a shocked Amethyst as the Shapeshifting Duo started rolling across the ground.
Frowning in annoyance at being unable to find the Human Body, Marceline then perked up when she felt something touching her back and turned her head into a 180 degrees position as Marcy looked down and was surprised to see a glaring Finn climbing up her back. Smirking amusedly, Marceline then suddenly took off into the air and headed straight towards a wall with her intention being to crush Finn against it, only to yelp in pain as the Young Adventurer pulled out his Scarlet Sword and lets out a loud battle cry as he proceeds to stab it into her back, drawing blood as Marceline was quick to spin around at high speeds to throw off the Human Boy and detach his sword from her back.
Raising his hand, Vlad was shocked to see that Jiren had seemingly disappeared from sight as he pursed his lips and started looking around for Finn and Jake's Adoptive Brother, only for multiple earth-made shackles to shoot out of the ground as they wrapped around his arms, legs, and tail, restraining him in place as Vlad grunted and, before he could try to escape, the ground around him turns wet and muddy, causing the Vampire Prince to start sinking into the ground as he struggled even harder to free himself.
Shapeshifting back into her Muscular Wrestler Form with a flash of purple light, a grunting Amethyst and Jake can be seen still rolling across the ground for a bit before the Magical Dog was able to have his arms wrapped around the Gem's body as he stood up from the floor and started whirling her around rapidly, slamming her against multiple stalagmites and rocks as he then tossed her up into the air and Jake then got into a fighting stance as he launched his clenched fist forward and it grew in size as the Magical Dog proceeds to punch the Former Crystal Gem into the roof hard enough that it shook.
Hissing in pain, Marceline then mentally sighs in relief as her Supernatural Healing Factor started kicking in, and her wound was healed as she glared over at Finn and decided that she had enough holding back as she raised her arms and created a ring of black/red flames around the Human Adventurer. Eyes widening in surprise by what just happened, Finn yelped lightly as a hissing Marceline flew down into the scene and slammed her head against the ground, creating a big shockwave that not only put out the flames that she created but also caused a screaming Finn to be launched into the air as he was swiftly grabbed by a darkly smirking Marceline.
Rising up on a big earth pillar, Jiren panted heavily as he glanced down at Vlad, who was already neck deep into the huge muddy quicksand that he created earlier and was quick to raise his arms as Jiren fired massive bursts of water from out of his hands and they flew down to impact against the Vampire Prince, forcing him down into the muddy quicksand as he disappeared from sight. Narrowing his eyes, Jiren stared down at the muddy quicksand stoically as he wanted to make sure that Vlad was truly defeated, but of course, he wasn't as the muddy quicksand started boiling a bit and, before Jiren could react, it exploded into a billion pieces by Vlad's pyrokinesis as the fiery shockwave collided against a grunting Jiren and sends him crashing down into the ground, defeated as he moaned in pain.
Smirking excitedly at being able to defeat his Fellow Shapeshifting Friend, Jake's eyes widened in surprise when he felt someone lift up his giant arm and spotted a grinning Amethyst underneath, unscathed except for some light bruising as she then threw off his arm and rolled up into her Ball Form as she leaped up to land on his outstretched arm and started Spin Dashing down it as, before the Magical Dog could react, Amethyst collided against his body and sends him crashing down into the ground hard enough that small crater was formed around them as Jake groaned in pain with Amethyst looming above him as she uncurled herself and placed her foot on his chest.
"Ha, ha, ha! You're pathetic, little boy!" Marceline screamed tauntingly as a heavily bruised Finn glared up at her furiously.
"You're pathetic!" Finn screamed while spitting on her face as Marcy glared at this in irritation and disgust before composing herself as she grinned at him maliciously while baring her fangs as Finn's eyes widened at this in shock and fear. "Bleh-bleh! Blah!" Marceline screamed, getting Jake's attention as he turned his head and gasped as the Magical Dog realized that Marceline was going to drain his Brother's blood.
"Finn!" Jake shouted worriedly before glaring up at Amethyst as he took a deep breath and inflated himself like a balloon, sending the Former Crystal Gem flying away with a startled scream as Jake then shrinks back into his Default State and ran over to help out Finn.
"Your blood is mine!" Marceline yelled as she was about to pretend to suck Finn's blood, but stopped as she heard some weird warbling noise behind her and turned her head before yelping in surprise as Jake flew over to impact against Marceline's face and wrapped all of his limbs around her head, causing a distracted Marceline to let go of Finn as she grabbed the Magical Dog and ripped him off her face as the Vampire Queen then bites into his back, pretending to suck out Jake's blood but was surprised to see him actually shrivel up and turn gray as a stunned and horrified Marceline lets go of Jake's seemingly dead body.
"RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" An extremely furious and sad Finn screamed while running over to a shocked Marceline as he made a big grand leap that wasn't possible for someone of his species and landed on Marceline's face as Finn threw a swift and hard punch at her eye, causing the Vampire Queen to scream in pain and reflexively reached up to grab Finn as he was about to say something, but then-
"GET AWAY FROM THEM!" A Familiar Angry Voice Rang out as, before anyone could react, Darcy's Magic Staff appeared and flew over to impact Marceline's face as it extended and flew over to collide against her hand, causing the Vampire Queen to squeal in pain and surprise as she lets go of Finn, who crashed down into the ground and watched on in shock as Darcy's Shield appeared and flew over to impact against the back of Amethyst's head and the front of Vlad's head repeatedly until they stopped their attacks as both the Magic Staff and Magic Shield ricochet back over to land on an outstretched Darcy's hands and the Human/Gem Hybrid took a battle stance as we see her and the others standing near the entrance of the cave.
"I'd advise that you follow our Friend's orders," Julius says with a glare while holding out his sword as Chewypaste nodded in agreement and could be seen wielding an energy blaster in her hands.
"Unless we have to hurt you," Chewypaste says as Darcy nodded with a fierce scowl and Marceline and the others didn't say anything as they stared at them in deep shock and disbelief, specifically at Darcy as the Trio shapeshifted back into their Default Forms.
"I-I can't believe it...Darcy...is that you?" A teary-eyed Marceline says while placing her hands over her mouth as Amethyst's jaw dropped, and mumbled 'No way' under her breath.
"What? What are you talking...about..." Darcy says before trailing off as she got a good look at Marcy and the others and gasped sharply as her eyes widened in deep shock. "I-I can't believe it...Marcy! Amethyst!" Darcy screamed with tears in her eyes as she put away her Magic Staff into her pink gemstone and had her Magic Shield disappear from sight.
"Darcy!" Marceline and Amethyst shouted in unison with tears trailing down their faces as Three Girls ran over to hug each other while squealing excitedly as they jumped up and down.
"Wait...what?!" Finn, Jiren, and Vlad asked in deep shock, looked heavily confused by what was going on as Darcy lets go of the Girls and smiled up at them excitedly and in relief.
"I can't believe it! You're both alive! I mean, I know why Amethyst is alive, but how are you alive, Marcy?! You were like eight the last time I saw you, and now you look eighteen!" A shocked Darcy says as Marceline smirked amusedly and chuckled.
"Oh, trust me, I'm way older than that. It's a long story."
"But we have to know, how are you alive?! And where have you been all this time!?" Amethyst asked eagerly while grabbing Darcy's arm as it was now her time to laugh amusedly.
"It's a long story."
"Okay, okay, can anyone please explain what the heck is going on?!" Jiren asked after he and the others made their way over to the Group as Darcy turned to explain.
"Oh, uh, right. Everyone? This is Marceline, and Amethyst, my Cousin and one of my Crystal Gem Guardians."
"What?!" Finn and the others asked in surprise as Marceline nodded while casually placing her arm around Darcy's shoulders.
"Yep, Darcy is my older Cousin...although, I guess I'm her Older Cousin now."
"No, you're not," Darcy says with a frown as she then spotted Vlad and raised an eyebrow as the Human/Gem Alien Hybrid pointed over at the Vampire Prince. "Guys, who is he?"
"Oh, uh, remember your Cousin Vlad? Well..." Marceline trailed off while pointing at Vlad with a small smirk on her face as Darcy's eyes widened in wonder.
"Whoa, that's Baby Vlad? Wow, the last time I saw you, you were a year old." Darcy says with Vlad smiling a bit as he chuckled.
"Heh, well, while I don't remember you much, I did hear a lot about you through Marceline. It's nice to meet you."
"Likewise," Darcy says while smiling at him warmly as Amethyst beamed at this gleefully before turning her head as she was surprised to see Julius and Chewypaste standing behind the Human/Gem Hybrid.
"Wait, Julius? Chewypaste? What are you doing here?" Amethyst says, this time surprising Darcy as she turned to her.
"Hold on, you know who they are?"
"Yeah, they are our Friends. I met Julius right after the Mushroom War started, and we had been close friends ever since. Hell, he's like a brother to me." Marceline says while flying over to wrap her arm around Julius's shoulder as he nodded.
"Yep, I helped raised her and Vlad with someone else throughout the apocalypse. I even came up with a cute nickname for her, Marcy." Julius says as Marceline rolled her eyes goodnaturedly. "With Cherry and the others? We met them a few centuries back." Julius explains as a distraught Jiren waved his hands around to get everyone's attention.
"Wait, wait, wait, hold on, are we going to forget that Marceline killed Jake!"
"What?!" A stunned Darcy asked while turning to glare at Marceline, who flinched as she was about to say something, but then-
"Finn! Jiren! Darcy! Julius! Chewypaste!" An alive, no longer dried up and gray Jake screamed while running into the scene as everyone turned to him in surprise.
"Wait, Jake?! How are you not dead!?" A shocked yet extremely happy Finn asked as Jake winked at everyone playfully.
"He, he, yeah, I should, but thankfully, I acted smart, and, before she bit me, I used my powers to shrink all my guts and blood over to my thumb, see?" Jake asked while sucking all of his organs and blood into his thumb as Amethyst 'ooooooohhed' in amazement.
"Nice, now that is some high-quality shapeshifting there, bud," Amethyst says as an impressed Vlad placed his hands on his hips.
"Man, you three are pretty hardcore."
"Thanks, but I have to ask, since you guys are Darcy's Family, do you mind giving us our home back?" Finn asked worriedly, causing Darcy to perk up as she turned to glare at Marceline and Amethyst sternly.
"Oh, yeah, now that I remembered, I have something to ask you three. Why did you all steal Finn and the others' house?" Darcy asked while narrowing her eyes as Marceline and Amethyst flinched as they shared an awkward look and sweatdropped.
"Errr...well...you see, we wanted our old home back, and we know that they were living in the Treehouse, but-Ow!" Marceline says before she and Amethyst yelped in pain as Darcy reaches up to grab their ears and pulled on them.
"No buts. While the Treehouse may have been your old home, all of you decided to leave it for a really long time and didn't even leave behind a note saying that it was your home and that no one could live in it without either of your permissions. Now, Finn, Jake, and Jiren live in your old home now and that's that. Nothing you can do to change that. Now, allow them to live in the Treehouse and apologize to them for kicking them out of their house." Darcy says firmly while letting go of their ears as Marceline and Amethyst pouted and rubbed their ears but nodded as they turned back to the Trio.
"We're sorry for taking away your home." Marceline and Amethyst said in unison as Vlad turned to nod in agreement.
"Yeah, and if you want, you guys can have it back."
"Really?!" An excited Finn asked as Jake and Jiren shared high-fives while cheering.
"Yeah...keep it as a gift from us! Blaeargh!" Marceline screamed while shapeshifting her face to resemble that of a monster with Vlad and Amethyst playfully doing the same as Finn, Jake, and Jiren screamed in fear as they turned around to run away.
"I have to go after them, but let's catch up with each other another time, okay?" Darcy asked with Marceline and the others morphing their faces back to normal as they smiled warmly and nodded.
"Yeah, we have a lot to talk to each other, Little Sis and Bro," Julius says with Marceline and Vlad nodding to him as he then turned to Amethyst, and she grinned at him excitedly/sensually as the Gem walked over to Julius, and he bends down to give her a small goodbye smooch before standing up from the floor as Julius then turned to his girlfriend. "Come on, Babe, let's go." Julius says to Chewypaste, who nodded as they and Darcy were about to leave, but were stopped by Marceline.
"Hey, wait, before you go..." A smirking Marceline trailed off while flying over to appear behind a surprised Cheery and suddenly reached down into her skirt to latch onto her panties as she lifted it upwards, giving her a wicked wedgie as Chewypaste yelped in pain and surprise.
"Ow! What was that for?!" An angry Chewypaste asked after being bounced up and down by an amused Marceline a couple of times before being set down on the ground as Cherry grabbed her stretched-out panties and placed them back inside her pants.
"Just for old times' sake," Marceline says with her, Amethyst, and Vlad laughing, and even Julius struggled to hold back his chuckles as Cherry moaned in irritation with a mild blush on her face as Darcy noticed her bubble butt and blushed a bit.
"Man, your butt is way bigger than I thought." Darcy mumbled in shock while glancing down at Chewypaste's bubble butt, which was noticeable by her skirt.
"It runs in the family. Also, before you ask, yeah, Bubblegum's butt is as big as mine. Many people always ask the same question. It's one of the reasons why Bonnie and I like to wear skirts or dresses to help hide them." Cherry explained as Darcy blinks in surprise with a light blush on her face while Julius reached over to cup her bubbly ass as he smirked cockily.
"Don't know why you do that, babe. Don't be ashamed of it. Your ass is great, Cherry." Julius says while giving her booty a good strong smack, causing Cherry to let out a small squeak with a blush on her face as she then grinned slyly and walked over to kiss Julius passionately with her Husband kissing her back, and both of them started french kissing as an awkward Darcy blushed harder and looked away as Marceline placed her hand on her chin and hummed thoughtfully.
"Heh, when I see Bonnie again, I will do the same with her and a have a little more fun with her bubble butt." Marceline thought to herself with a blush on her face as she smirks slyly.
"Yeah! We're finally back home!" An excited Finn, Jake, Jiren, Darcy, Julius, and Chewypaste screamed in unison as, after an hour of running, we see the Gang back at the Grasslands and made their way over to the Treehouse as they kicked the door opened and walked inside as the Group were surprised to see that the Tree Fort was covered in worms and, when they spotted the Gang, they started warbling loudly with their heads glowing green.
"Huh? Did you guys get on the bed? I told you; YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED!" Finn screamed as he and the others were about to exterminate the worms when suddenly, a 10-foot-tall Worm with a tiny yellow crown on his face slithered down from the Living Room and dropped down in front of the others.
"Oh, hey, guys. Come here, friends...hug me...wawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawa." King Worm says with his head glowing green as he fired six green hypnotizing beams that impacted against the Group and took control of them as King Worm smiled. "Aw, yeah, you're under my control. Now, I order you to hug me-Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhh!" King Worm says before screaming in pain as Darcy and Jiren, who were weirdly not hypnotized by him, attacked King Form with the Human/Gem Hybrid summoning her Magic Staff as she extended it and lifted it up into the air as Darcy began slamming it down onto King Worm's head repeatedly, causing him to yelp in pain from each whack as Jiren casually walked over to stand behind King Worm and raised his arm as he fired a huge gust of wind that propelled King Worm through the wall of the Treehouse, creating a big hole in it as Jiren quickly fired a big blast of ice that covered up the whole wall.
"Ugh, thanks, Guys," Finn says while rubbing his head after he, Jake, Julius, and Chewypaste were out of their hypnotized states as Darcy turned to smile at them.
"You're welcome," Darcy says before raising her hand as she proceeds to bubble every single Worm in the Living Room and snapped her fingers as they were teleported away. "Anyway, I'm hungry. Let's have pancakes, and you guys can explain to me what happened with Marcy and the others," Darcy says with the Gang nodding eagerly as they made their way up the Living Room to prepare some breakfast.
And done! I hope that you guys enjoyed the new chapter, and I can't wait to write the next one. Oh, and also, to make things clear about how Marceline is the Vampire Queen while Vlad is the Vampire King, it is the basics of medieval mythology from where the Brother or Sister of the monarch is the heir until the monarch has children of his own. For example, T'Challa and Shuri from the MCU, and since Marceline is the oldest, she's hailed as the Vampire Queen. Anyway, before I go, here are the voice actor for the OC:
Vlad Abadeer AKA The Vampire Prince's Voice Actor: Crispin Freeman, specifically the person who played Alucard in Hellsing Ultimate.
That's about it. Anyway, as always, I will catch you all later.