Hey, guys! Welcome to the new chapter of Adventure Time with Finn, Jake, Darcy, Jiren, & The Crystal Gems! I hope that you guys will enjoy the chapter. Also, before we begin, I would like to say that the OC Darcy Quartz Kane belongs to both me and JokerGames1999, the OC Jiren and Vlad belongs entirely to 9655, and the OC Julius belongs entirely to drakin6345...anyway, we don't own anything except for our OCs.
NOW LET'S GET ON WITH THE STORY!
"Yeah, you think you're pretty way up there but I can get you!" A laughing Jake says while chasing after his Girlfriend throughout the Candy Kingdom as he stretches up to 50 feet tall to chase after her. Jake's Girlfriend is a 5-feet-tall, 25-year-old Female Rainicorn with a purple head that has large white/black pupilless eyes, a large white horn planted on her head, extremely long pale blonde hair, no ears/nose, a small mouth, Rainbow-Like Skin, a five feet long horse-like build with four fingerless/toeless arms/legs, and a long fluffy pale blonde tail. Her name is Lady Rainicorn, Princess Bubblegum's Loyal Steed, Best Friend, and Companion who only speaks Korean.
"나 잡아봐봐~ (Catch me if you can, sweetie~)," Lady Rainicorn says with a giggle as she flew off, and Jake ran after her as, elsewhere, we see Darcy, Finn, Princess Bubblegum, and Jiren standing in a cemetery with a table full of different chemicals.
"Alright. Let me just add three more drops of explosive diarrhea." Princess Bubblegum says as Jiren gave her a disturbed look.
"Uh, why do you need that ingredient exactly?" Jiren asked as Bonnie ignored him while Darcy snorted and laughed.
"Well, if she needs some diarrhea, let's just take her to the nearest Taco Bell," Darcy says with a giggle as the Trio gave her odd looks. "Get it? Because Taco Bell gives you...diarrhea..." Darcy trails off as the Trio continued giving her odd looks. "...I hate the future." Darcy says with a sad pout as Finn patted her back to comfort her while Bonnie simply adds a few drops of explosive diarrhea from out of a vial and into a large beaker filled with orange liquid as, immediately, the liquid turned green and a giant cloud shaped like a skull puffs out, showing that it was not a good omen of what she did as, regardless, the group made 'Ooooooooooooooooooooooooh' noises in amazement.
"Hey, Princess Bubblegum, when we bring the dead back to life, will it be filled with worms?" Finn asked curiously as Darcy shivered and hugged herself in fear.
"I still don't know why you guys are totally okay with this. I mean, Bubblegum is planning to bring Dead Candy Citizens back to life. Everyone knows that whenever you bring something back to life, bad things will happen." A scared Darcy says as Jiren nodded in agreement.
"Yeah, you guys are tempering with forces far beyond your comprehension! What if they come back as mindless, flesh-eating Zombies!" Jiren exclaimed with a worried frown as Darcy hugged him while crying tears of joy.
"Finally, someone is actually being smart around here! Let's just quit while we are ahead before the Land of Ooo suffers through another war! World War Z...the Z is for Zombies." A deadpan Darcy added in after she noticed Finn's confused look as Bubblegum chuckled amusedly and reached over to pat Darcy and Jiren's heads reassuringly.
"Now, now, don't worry, guys. If my Decorpsinator Serum works, all the dead Candy People will look as young and healthy as you all do." Princess Bubblegum says as Finn suddenly does a 'Tarzan-yell' while hitting his hands against his chest as Darcy laughed amusedly, and Jiren wonders why he is doing that as Bubblegum rolled her eyes playfully. "Pick up that platter, tough guy." Princess Bubblegum says as Finn nodded with a smile and bends down to pick up a serving platter as he opened the lid, revealing a Candy Person Corpse as Jiren cringed in disgust.
"Ah, gross!" Jiren says as even Darcy was grossed out by this, and she usually loves eating candy...much to the dismay of the Candy Kingdom.
"Old Mr. Cream Puff?" A shocked Finn asked as Bonnie giggled a bit.
"We used to date."
"Really? Dang girl, how old are you?" Darcy asked with a surprised tone.
"You don't want to know." Princess Bubblegum says ominously before cheerfully applying the Decorpsinator Serum onto Mr. Cream Puff's corpse as it starts to glow and overflow with the fizzing green serum as a Zombified Mr. Cream Puff arises and moans as it squirts out green serum from out of its eyes and mouth.
"Kill it with fire!" Jiren screamed panickedly while pointing at the Zombified Candy Person as a green-faced Darcy covered her mouth in shock and disgust.
"Oh, fuck! That's so gross!" Darcy screamed as both she and Jiren looked horrified by the abomination lying before them.
"Algebraic!" Finn exclaimed happily, completely oblivious to the monstrosity that they had created as Bonnie smiled at first but then frowned as she placed her hand on her chin thoughtfully.
"Wait, something's wrong."
"You think?!" Jiren screamed with a thick mark on his head as Zombie Mr. Cream Puff stood up from the floor and raises its arms.
"Sugar!" Zombie Mr. Cream Puff screamed while jumping up to try and eat Bonnie's face, but thankfully, Darcy reacted quickly as she reached into her glowing pink gemstone and pulled out her Shield as the African-American Girl proceeds to whack Zombie Mr. Cream Puff away.
"Oh, hell no! Mama don't do Zombies!" Darcy screamed with a fierce glare...before she and the others gasp in shock as Zombie Mr. Cream Puff crashes against a giant test tube, causing it to fall and crash against the ground, infecting the whole Cemetery with Bonnie's Decorpsinator Serum as multiple Zombie Candy People begin to arise from their graves.
"Hey, look, the Decorpsinator Serum is working!" Finn says with a cheerful smile but then yelped in surprise as a scared Darcy reached over to hug him and shivered in fear as she reflexively poofed away her Shield.
"Oh, god! It's like my worst nightmare come to life!" Darcy exclaimed as a concerned Bubblegum looked around.
"Oh, no, something is wrong. Very wrong. They're not coming back to life-they're still dead! The Decorpsinator Serum that I made is incomplete!" Bubblegum exclaimed with a dismayed expression on her face as a Zombified Candy Love Heart person rises out of the ground and tried to reach out to grab Bubblegum.
"Rah! Must eat sugar!" Zombie Candy Love Heart exclaimed before yelping in surprise as a glaring Jiren stomped his foot on the ground and manipulated the earth around the Zombified Candy Person to create a large tunnel underneath him as he fell down and disappeared from sight as Jiren swiftly covered the hole with dirt.
"You're grounded, Mister!" Jiren yelled as Darcy smirked and chuckled.
"Nice," Darcy says while sharing a high-five with Jiren for his awesome line.
"Oh, this is really bad, they're going to be attracted to the Candy Kingdom!"
"Wait, what? Why?" A surprised Finn asked as Bonnie gave him an annoyed look.
"Because the Candy People are made of sugar, ya ding dong!"
"Okay, you don't have to be a jerk about it, how was he supposed to know that they were attracted to candy?" Darcy asked with her arms crossed.
"They literally said, 'Must eat sugar!'," Princess Bubblegum says with a deadpanned tone as Darcy shrugged.
"Hey, maybe he thought they were talking about your ass. It does look pretty delectable, though." Darcy says while staring at Princess Bubblegum with hungry eyes as drool came out of her mouth, and the Human/Gem Teenage Hybrid was about to go over and eat her but stopped as Bonnie pulled out a spray filled with water.
"No! Bad Darcy! Bad! Don't commit Cannibalism!"
"It's not Cannibalism if I'm not a Candy Person!" Darcy screamed while hissing at her like a cat as an irritated Jiren swats her on the back of her head.
"Then don't commit murder!" Jiren screamed as Darcy rubbed the back of her head with a pout, but then everyone flinched in surprise as Zombie Mr. Cream Puff reached over to grab Bonnie's legs.
"Gimme something to chew on, baby~,"
"Chew on this!" Finn screamed while running over to kick the Zombified Candy Person away as Bonnie giggled.
"He, he, good one, Finn. Anyway, Darcy? Be a dear and bubble us. We need to make our way back to the Candy Kingdom without getting hurt."
"Already way ahead of you, Princess," Darcy says reassuringly while creating a large spiked bubble around her and her friends as the Gang started running out of the cemetery and ran over various Zombified Candy People as Darcy screamed at them to get a life and a chuckling Finn gave her a fist bump for that.
{Adventure Time with Finn, Jake, Darcy, Jiren, & The Crystal Gems Theme Song!}
We...are...the Crystal Gems!
We'll always save the day!
We cue to a post-apocalyptic wasteland that features a rat inside of what seems to be a large broken Gem Spaceship and several undetonated nuclear bombs nearby as the camera then pans over to a snow-covered biome, and we see a group of Penguins hugging and kissing each other with a tiny red hearts floating above their heads as they make a few quick wenking sounds and a Snow Golem could be seen sitting on a grassy hill nearby as the rest of the Ice Kingdom appears, including the Ice King as he was floating in the air near his Ice Castle and spins around to face the readers while activating his ice Powers with his hands as Crystal popped out of the window of the Ice Castle while holding onto Gunther as they waved at the readers with a wink.
The camera then appears at the Candy Kingdom as we see a large crowd of Candy People laughing and dancing in the middle of the road as the camera quickly scales up Princess Bubblegum's Castle, eventually passing the clouds to where we can see Princess Bubblegum, Marceline, High King Julius, and High Queen Chewypaste riding around on the back of Lady Rainicorn as Bonnie smiles warmly and waves lightly while Marcy shapeshifts her face to resemble that of a monster and hissed loudly as Julius held out his sword with a determined smirk on his face as Chewy kissed his cheek and waved at the readers cheerfully. Appearing on a huge hot ass dessert, we see a cowboy-dressed stoic Ruby riding around on a Skinny Gaint Chicken as she tipped her hat at the readers before the camera teleports over to the Crystal Gems Temple, which was located deep within a Forest near an Oasis as Sapphire and Spinella could be seen riding around on Hestia as the One-Eyed Gem waved politely while the Pink-Haired Gem stretched out her limbs with a goofy smile on her face.
Teleporting to a dark cave placed inside of a giant scary-looking mountain, we could see a grinning Amethyst relaxing on her bed as an annoyed Pearl was trying to scold her for being so lazy, but to no at vail as the Purple-Skinned Gem winked at the readers playfully while sticking out her tongue as the Ivory-Skinned Gem groans in exasperation but flashed the audience a calm smile. Cueing over at the Gang's Treehouse, we see a two-headed duck quacking along before zooming into the house, and we see our faithful heroes residing in their living room as Finn, Jake, Darcy, and Jiren sharing a fist bump with big grins on their faces as BMO and Neptr smiled in the background.
So come on and grab your friends,
We're going to protect various distant lands
Devastation and mayhem could be seen across various lands of Ooo as many villainous figures like the Lich, the Gem Empire, and other Evil Monsters could be seen wreaking havoc against innocent civilians, who were trying to run away from them and head to safety, but failed miserably as the Super Villains honed in on them and were about to kill them, only for a nearby Warp Pad to glow brightly as the Crystal Gems appeared into the scene and glared over at their Supervillain Foes as a glaring Darcy summonsed her Shield and Magic Staff and got into a threatening battle stance, a serious-looking Finn pulled out his sword and swipes the air a bit, a growling Jake grew up to gigantic size, Jiren lifted up his arms and set them ablaze with hot fire, Ruby and Sapphire fused into Garnet and summonsed her gauntlets, Pear summonsed her spear and aimed it at the Villains with a determined glare, Crystal twirled around a bit and summonsed her fans as she covered them in frost, Spinella summonsed her war hammer and stretched out her limbs as she bounced around lightly, and a glaring Julius pulled out his magic sword as it lit up with blue fire.
And if you think we can't,
We'll always find a way!
Glaring down at the Super Villains, the Crystal Gems then ran forwards to confront them with the majority of the members being ahead of Finn and Darcy, who shared a knowing look as they nodded and held hands as the Teenagers then gained determined looks and were able to run past their friends as the Duo Adventurers then leaped up into the air and held out their respective weapons as a glaring Darcy and Finn proceeds to slash/whack the Lich across his face as the others joined in on the fight and leaped over to fight their respective Villains as an epic battle occurred.
That's why the people of this crazy world
Always believe in...
Garnet, Amethyst, Spinella, Crystal, Pearl, Jiren, Finn, Jake, and Darcy!
After defeating their foes and saving everybody from destruction, the Crystal Gems decided to head back to their Base to celebrate and have a big party with each other as Jake drops down onto all fours, and the gang was quick to climb up the Giant Dog as he then took off at high speeds with everyone laughing joyfully by this as they zoomed past various people like Princess Bubblegum, Marceline, High Queen Chewypaste, Ice King, BMO, Neptr, Lady Raincorn, Phoebe, Hestia, and Huntress Wizard as they all watched them go in surprise before beaming excitedly as they all eagerly followed after the group.
The fun will never end
'Cause, it's Adventure Time!
After reuniting at the Crystal Gems Temple, we see everyone enjoying their little victory by throwing a big dance party with each other as they all mingled with their friends and laughed as we cue to the top of the temple and see our Faithful Heroes having a little part of their own as Jake, Julius, and Jiren shared a high five with a cocky grin while a blushing Finn and Darcy held hands as they leaned over to share a quick kiss before raising their fists up in victory as the title of the story appeared in front of the readers.
{Adventure Time with Finn, Jake, Darcy, Jiren, & The Crystal Gems Theme Song Over!}
"ALL CITIZENS OF THE CANDY KINGDOM! REPORT TO THE PALACE, IMMEDIATELY!" Princess Bubblegum screamed while standing on top of her castle as she was ringing a large bell, attracting the attention of the confused Candy People, Jake, and Lady Rainicorn as they started making their way to the palace and the Princess of the Candy Kingdom spotted the Candy Zombie People slowly leaving the cemetery as they were making their way towards the kingdom. "Hurry, sweet citizens." Bubblegum says with a worried tone.
"Alright, you heard the Princess, everyone in! Alright, no pushing, come on!" Finn screamed as he, Darcy, and Jiren can be seen leading the Candy People into Princess Bubblegum's Castle.
"Hurry the fuck up, Candy People! Or else I will eat you all!" Darcy screamed with a playful grin on her face as her pink gemstone glowed brightly and shapeshifted her head to gain snakes for hair, glowing pupilless pink eyes, and sharp teeth as she roared at the Candy People, who screamed in fear as they hurriedly make their way into the castle.
"Darcy!" A scolding Jiren yelled while glaring at Darcy, who giggled as she shapeshifted back into her normal form with a flash of pink light.
"Hey, Dude, what's up?" Jake asked after he and his Girlfriend arrived on the scene as they walked over to their friends.
"Don't worry, dude. The Princess will explain everything." Jiren says reassuringly as Jake nodded and walked into the palace with Lady Rainicorn as Finn then spotted something and turned his head.
"Yo, Tree Trunks! Get those hot buns in here, girl!"
"Wait, what?!" A shocked Darcy exclaimed, unable to believe that Finn would say something like that as she turned her head...and deadpanned as the Human/Gem Hybrid spotted a small elephant walking onto the scene while carrying around a basketful of hot cross buns.
The new magical creature is really a 1-foot-tall, 65-year-old Female Pygmy Elephant with small black eyes, large floppy ears that resemble oven mitts, a long trunk, a small mouth, Wrinkly Yellow-Lime Green Skin, a small elephant-like build with four-fingerless/toeless arms/legs, and a short black tail with a pink bow tied onto it. Her name is Tree Trunks, a friend of Finn and Jake who lives outside of the Candy Kingdom where she maintains an apple orchard.
"Oh, I hope that it's not bad news." Tree Tunks says with a worried tone and speaking with a gentle, Southern drawl as she walks into the palace, and Darcy rolled her eyes a bit as Jiren laughed amusedly before growing serious as Bubblegum appeared as, once all of the Candy Citizens were inside, the Group were quick to enter the palace and close the giant doors together.
"Did we get everyone?" Finn asked as the Living Piñata above him named Manfried perked up.
"All present and accounted for."
"Thanks, Manfried."
"You're welcome," Manfried says with a smile as Bubblegum then turned to address her people with a serious expression on her face.
"Citizens, we are assembled here in the Candy Foyer for a momentous announcement. Tonight we are all going to have...a slumber party!"
"What?!" Darcy, Finn, and Jiren exclaimed in shock as Jake, Lady Rainicorn, and the Candy Citizens all cheered loudly.
"Wait! What about the zom-Mph!" Finn says before having his mouth covered by Princess Bubblegum as a surprised Darcy turned to her.
"Hey, wait, why are you planning a Slumber Party when there's a Candy Zomb-Mmph!" Darcy says before having her mouth muffled by Bubblegum as she used her other hand.
"Go ahead and start partying!"
"But, Princess, the Undead-Whoa!" Jiren says before yelping in surprise as Bonnie grabbed the Trio and carries them all into the lab as she slammed the door behind them.
"Okay, guys, the Candy People can't know about the zombies."
"What?! Why!?" A surprised Finn asked as Darcy and Jiren also looked bewildered by Bonnie's orders.
"If they knew, they would flip out."
"Well, yeah, I mean, anyone would flip out at this news, but still, that gives you no right to not tell the Candy People of what's going on. That's not right." Darcy says with a stern glare as Jiren nodded in agreement.
"Yeah, Darcy is right. The Candy People have the right to know about the Candy Zombies, so they can prepare and fight back because being ignorant about current dangers always ends in disaster." Jiren says wisely as Bonnie sighed heavily and rubbed her temples to calm her nerves.
"No, no, you guys don't understand. When I mean that the Candy People will flip out, I mean they would flip out as in when they find out about the news and get scared, they explode."
"WHAT THE WHAT?! CANDY PEOPLE EXPLODE WHEN THEY GET SCARED!?" A shocked Finn and Jiren exclaimed as Bonnie nodded while Darcy pursed her lips as she looks confused about something.
"Wait, hold on, your telling me that Candy People explode when they get scared?"
"Yes."
"Well, then why didn't none of the Candy People explode when I went on an eating spree when I first got here?" Darcy asked with crossed arms as Bonnie stared at her quietly for a few seconds.
"I...I..I don't know. Honestly, the Candy People exploding when they get scared thing is only relevant for this chapter and maybe a future one, but otherwise, the rule is pretty non-existence. Although since Candy People exploding when they get scared thing is pretty significant and important in this chapter, I need you all to make a promise to me. A Royal Promise to not let anyone find out about the Zombies, ever."
"Okay, sure/Fine, whatever/I don't like this, but if this is to keep them from exploding, then alright." Finn, Darcy, and Jiren said in unison with casual tones as Bonnie gave them all a serious look.
"No, Guys. You have to Royal Promise."
"Okay, fine, we royally promise to not tell anyone about the Candy Zombies." Finn, Darcy, and Jiren said in unison as Bonnie sighs in relief.
"Okay, good. Now I must cloister myself in the lab and finish the equation for my Decorpsinator Serum. You three have to keep the Candy Folk distracted and ignorant. Can you do that?"
"Don't worry, Bubblegum, we got your back," Darcy says reassuringly with the Boys nodding in agreement as Bonnie sighs in relief.
"Good. Don't tell anyone about the zombies. Never ever." Princess Bubblegum says while turning around to walk out of the room through the door as Finn suddenly perks up.
No, wait. Can we at least tell Jake?"
"Tell me about what, dude?" Jake asked while opening the door to the room as Finn turned to him.
"You know, about the outbreak of zom-Oof!" Finn says before grunting in pain as Darcy elbows him.
"Ha, ha, alright, what's going on?"
"Oh, nothing is going on, Jake. Nothing at all." Darcy says with a nervous laugh as Jake narrowed his suspiciously and sniffed loudly as he raised an eyebrow.
"Wait, if that's the case, why are all of you sweating a lot?"
"Oh, uh, no reason," Finn says while he and the others walked out of the room as Jake stared at them oddly.
"Seriously, dude, what are you guys hiding? Wait, is it some sort of prank? Can I get in on it?" Jake asked with an excited gasp, and his tail wiggled a bit as an anxious Finn looked around.
"Hey! Who wants to play Truth or Dare?" Finn asked with an awkward laugh while reaching out to grab Darcy's hand as they walked off with Jiren reluctantly following after them as Jake narrowed his eyes at his friends dubiously. "Okay, Chocoberry, you may ask someone to tell a deep truth or a saucy dare," Finn says with a smirk as we see him, Darcy, Jiren, Jake, and a bunch of Random Candy Citizens lying on the ground to play Truth or Dare.
"Mr. Cupcake, Truth or Dare?" Chocoberry asked a living cupcake, who was 5'5 feet tall and 25 years old as he appears to be physically fit with tiny white pupilless eyes, a few blue sprinkles planted on top of him, thin brown eyebrows, a pink nose with a brown mustache underneath, a small mouth, hugely muscular arms and legs as he is covered with vanilla frosting and a chocolate body that is covered with a blue foil wrapper. His name is Mr. Cupcake.
"Dare."
"I dare you to take off your wrapper." Chocoberry says with a flirtatious look and wiggling her eyebrows around as everyone goes 'Oooooooooooooooohed' at what she said, well, except for Darcy as she didn't understand why everyone was acting like that.
"Hey, seriously, guys. I'm your Bro and Friend." Jake says while elbowing Finn to get him and the others' attention. "Bros and Friends are supposed to tell bros and Friends everything all the time. What are you guys and Bubblegum up to? Is everything alright?" Jake asked with a glare as Finn and the others flinched as they shared nervous looks.
"Uh...uh...uh...okay, Jake, we will tell you the truth," Darcy says with a tired sigh as the Boys looked worried about what she said. "I tried to eat Bubblegum's ass, but the Boys stopped me. I couldn't help it. She's literally made out of gum. I can't control my sweet tooth." Darcy says with a dramatic tone while pretending to look somber as she pretended to cry and Jake stared at her unconvincingly while Finn and Jiren sighed in relief, but then they and the others gasped in shock when they noticed that Mr. Cupcake has shed his wrapper, revealing his naked chocolate body to everyone.
"Whoa, I didn't know he was chocolate." Peppermint Butler whispered to Candycane Man, who nodded in agreement as all of the Female Candy People stared at Mr. Cupcake with big blushes on their faces and giggled as Darcy also stared at Mr. Cupcake with hearts in her eyes, mostly because he was a living chocolate cupcake as she licked her lips and reached over to grab him, but was stopped by Jake as he pulled out a water bottle from his stretchy body and began spraying her.
"No! No! Bad, Darcy! Don't eat Candy People!" Jake ordered with a sharp tone as Darcy pouted but nodded as she crossed her arms with a huff.
"So, Human-Alien Girl, since you can't stop staring at my body, how about I ask you Truth or Dare?" Mr. Cupcake asked as Darcy composed herself and nodded.
"Sure. I pick Dare. I ain't no pussy." Darcy says confidently as Mr. Cupcake grinned slyly.
"Alright, I dare you to kiss Finn for 20 Seconds." Mr. Cupcake says, causing Darcy and Finn to blush heavily as everyone, including Jake and Jiren, makes 'Ooooooooooooooooooooohing' noises.
"Come on, Darcy, go and kiss Finn," Jake says teasingly while gesturing at Finn, who was shaking a bit nervously as a red-faced Darcy gulped a bit and made her way over to him as she pulled back her curly dark pink hair and bit her lip anxiously as Darcy then took a deep breath...and leaned over to kiss him on the cheek for 20 Seconds before separating as both Darcy and Finn blushed heavily but had little smiles on their faces.
"Hey, wait! I meant on the lips!" A glaring Mr. Cupcake yelled as Darcy composed herself again and gave him a sly smirk.
"The Dare was for me to kiss Finn. You didn't say where." Darcy says with a smug tone as everyone laughed a bit, and Mr. Cupcake groaned but nodded in defeat as the Human/Gem Hybrid then turned to Jiren. "So, dude, Truth or Dare?"
"Truth," Jiren says with a shrug as Darcy perked up.
"Alright, you have to answer these two questions. First, what is the most embarrassing thing that you have ever done, and what are you more scared of?" Darcy asked as Jiren flinched but then sighs heavily as he turned to her.
"Well, there was that one time where I accidentally set the Treehouse on fire...I'm honestly surprised that it didn't burn down into the ground and...ah...I'm scared of never finding a special someone to love." Jiren says with a sad pout as everyone went 'Awwwwwwww' in sadness and sympathy.
"Well, while the first answer was funny, for the second answer, don't worry, Jiren. I'm sure that you will be able to find someone eventually. You're a pretty cool guy." Darcy says reassuringly as Jiren smiled warmly and nodded before turning to Jake.
"Jake, Truth or Dare?"
"Truth."
"Do you prefer chocolate or fudge?" Jiren asked as Jake placed a thoughtful hand on his chin and hummed a bit.
"Well, I can't eat chocolate or fudge 'cause I'm a Dog, and they'd probably kill me, but hmmmmm, probably...neither. Finn, Truth or Dare?" Jake asked as a grinning Finn perked up.
"Dare! Ha, ha!" Finn says while blushing a bit as he secretly hoped that Jake dared him to kiss Darcy on the lips.
"I dare you...to tell me the truth about what's going on in your mind! What were you, Darcy, Jiren, and Bubblegum talking about when you were alone together?!" Jake asked with a stern glare as everyone made 'Oooooooooooooooooooooooohing' noises again.
"Umm, ahh, the truth is, ahhh..." A scared and whimpering Finn trails off as he visualizes Princess Bubblegum's face on Jake.
"You promised you wouldn't freakin' tell anyone!" The Hallucination of Princess Bubblegum says with a glare before smiling brightly as a blush appeared on her face. "Oh, you're so cute, Finn." The Hallucination of Princess Bubblegum says with a giggle just as Finn visualizes Darcy's face as she appeared beside Bubblegum's face.
"Hey! Who are you to call him cute?! Only I can do that, you hussy!" The Hallucination of Darcy yelled with a glare as the Hallucination of Princess Bubblegum rolled her eyes and scoffed.
"Oh, please, stay back, little girl, and let Finn be with a real woman!"
"He's mine, you fucking bubblegum stank!
"Alien Flat-chested Freak!"
"Arrogant know-it-all big-ass hoe!" Hallucination of Darcy screamed angrily as she and the Hallucination of Princess Bubblegum began butting heads with each other as Finn stared at this with a big blush on his face before composing himself as he shakes his head, and the Hallucinations faded away.
"The truth is that I'd rather play Dodge Socks!" Finn shouted while pulling out a couple of socks as he tossed them into Jake's face, much to his disgust, as he reached up to grab them and took them off his face.
"I'm not playing dodge socks 'til you stop dodging my questions...hey..." A suspicious Jake says while sniffing the socks as he then gasped. "Old Mr. Cream Puff? Isn't he dead?"
"Why the hell do you have Mr. Cream Puff's socks?!" A glaring Darcy hissed at Finn, who shrugged sheepishly as Jake pointed at them accusingly with a firm glare.
"Alright, guys, just tell me what's up, 'cause you are crazier than a cannonball tonight," Jake says as the Trio shared an awkward look before turning back to the Magical Dog as they then gasped when they spotted some Candy Zombies coming towards the castle through the opened window and one even showed up ahead of the others as it started climbing up to through the window, but Jiren thought quickly and raise his arm as he fired a stream of fire at the Candy Zombie, sending it flying away as Darcy raised her arms with her gemstone glowing pink as she stretched her hands over to close the window shut. "Hey, what was that?!"
"Oh, nothing. Jiren and I noticed a rat coming in, so he scorched the thing to death, and I closed the window shut," Darcy says with an anxious laugh while shapeshifting her arms back into their normal size as, before a confused Jake can say something, Finn goes over to grab his shoulders.
"Hey, uh, Jake? Do you know what time it is?"
"Time for you to shut up," Jiren says with a joking tone as Finn glared at him in annoyance while Darcy chuckled.
"No, I meant, it's time for Seven Minutes in Heaven! You're first!" Finn yelled while pointing at Jake as he seems surprised by this.
"Really?"
"Yeah, Man! Lady Rainicorn! In the closet with Jake!" Finn screamed while grabbing Jake, and the Human Boy started pushing him toward a nearby closet.
"뭐? 나? 웃겨 정말. 그래, 좋아. 하자 (What? Me? You gotta be kidding me. Okay, then. I'll play)," Lady Rainicorn says with a naughty giggle as she flew over to make her way inside of the closet with Jake following after her as Finn closed the door behind them.
"Okay, okay, alright, But in seven minutes, I'm gonna come out and make you spill your beans, guys."
"I can't hear you all the way in heaven!" Finn screamed as he, Darcy, and Jiren went over to poke their heads out of the window and flinched in surprise and worry as they spotted the horde of Candy Zombies appearing in Bubblegum's Castle and began banging on the door while yelling 'Sugar!' as this was heard by one of the Candy People named 'Chet'.
"Umm, does anyone else hear that?"
"What? Hear what? I don't hear anything." Finn says with a nervous laugh as the Candy People begin to murmur confusedly and worriedly as they, too, hear the banging.
"I hear something I don't understand...and it makes me scared!" Chet exclaimed while shaking in fear as Darcy bit her lip in concern and turned to Finn.
"Okay, I hate to say this, Finn, but I think that we need to tell the Candy People the truth," Darcy says as Jiren nodded firmly.
"Yeah, come on, Finn, I know that you want to keep a promise, but Candy Zombies are seriously on top of us. We need to tell the Candy People the truth right now to protect them."
"No, no, no, trust me, I got this!" Finn says anxiously with Darcy and Jiren being a bit annoyed by what he said but nodding as the Human Boy went over to a conveniently placed boombox.
"What noise are you hearing, Chet? Do you mean this noise?" Finn asked with a shaky grin while turning on the boombox as it began playing music and party lights comes on as Chet and the Candy People perked up, feeling calmed down as they began laughing and dancing.
"Yeah! Dance it! Bust it up! Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh!" Finn says before he and the others gasped in shock as they spotted a Candy Zombie come out of the main door at the back of the room and Darcy reacted quickly as she used her Gem Super Speed to zoom across the Candy Foyer and reached the main door as the Human/Gem Hybrid raised her leg and kicked the Candy Zombie away as she then reached into her glowing pink gemstone and pulled out Magic Staff as she sticks it in the door handles to lock the door shut.
"Hey, what is Darcy doing?" Chocoberry asked curiously as Finn bit her lip and struggled to come up with a lie as he then perked up when an idea popped into his head.
"Uh, uh, she's trying to play a new game! Right, Darcy?" Finn asked Darcy with a nervous smile as she sweated anxiously and nodded.
"Yeah, this game is called, 'Help Finn, Jiren, and I barricade all of the entrances and the windows before the Candy Zombies show up and eat us all up!',"
"Yay, let's all play, 'Help Finn, Jiren, and Darcy barricade all of the entrances and the windows before the Candy Zombies show up and eat us all up!'," All of the Candy People exclaimed cheerfully as they all began helping out the Trio by blockading the doors and windows with boards before the growling Candy Zombies could come in.
"Alright, Finn, this isn't going to be a permanent solution," Jiren says sternly as Darcy nodded in agreement.
"Yeah, everyone knows that Zombies can easily break through barricades, no matter how fortified. We need to figure out a way to defeat the Candy Zombies without anyone finding out about-,"
"Find out about what, Darcy?" Manfried asked curiously as the Trio glanced up at him, and Finn got an idea.
"Manfried, the talking Piñata! Your convenient appearance gives me a great idea!" Finn says while whispering his idea to his Friends, who perked up as they nodded and turned to address the Candy People. "Everyone, grab a stick! New game! We're gonna smash some piñatas!"
"What?!"
"Except for you, Manfried," Jiren says reassuringly as Manfried sighs in relief.
"Now, everybody, don these blindfolds that were graciously donated by Taffy Girl," Darcy says while walking over to Taffy Girl as she ripped off a bunch of taffy...and ate the majority of them before grabbing more handfuls of taffy as the Human/Gem Hybrid runs into the middle of the room and began blindfolding all of the Candy People as Finn walked over to hand them a bunch of sticks.
"Okay, everyone, get together because Finn, Darcy, and I are hanging the piñatas..." Jiren trailed off with a serious glare on his face as he, Finn, and Darcy got into battle stances as the Candy Zombies were able to burst through the barricade and ran over to attack them. "...they're all around you! Smash the piñatas!" Jiren screamed with a glaring Darcy holding out her hand and had her discarded Magic Staff fly over to land in her hands as she and the others charged over to the Candy Zombies.
"Attack!" Darcy exclaimed while swinging her Magic Staff around, and she began using it to whack various Candy Zombies across their heads, killing them as Finn lets out a loud battle cry and ran over to bash various Candy Zombies in their heads with his bat as a grinning Jiren held out his arms and fired huge streams of red/orange flames at the Candy Zombies, incinerating them into nothing but ashes as the blinded Candy People ran over to smash the Candy Zombies with their bashing sticks as they then bend down to eat their candy remains.
"Oh, gross!" Darcy exclaimed with a green face while turning around as she lowered her head and began barfing on the ground as everyone ignored her and continued bashing the Candy Zombies as, once they were done, the ground was covered with nothing but dead Candy Zombie corpses.
"Yes! We did it! My improbable plan worked!" Finn says with a happy grin before wincing as he noticed Darcy vomiting on the floor and went over to pat her back comfortably as she was able to compose herself and wiped away her mouth just as Jake and Lady Rainicorn come out of the closet as the Magical Dog had lipstick marks on his face and the Rainicorn looks a bit sore than usual.
"Whew! That was great, baby!"
"그, 그, 예, 당신은 평소처럼 훌륭했습니다. 베이하지만 우리가 7 분 이상 있었으면 좋았을 것입니다 (He, he, yeah, you was amazing as usual, bay, but I just wished that we had more than 7 minutes)," Lady Rainicorn says with a sad tone as Jake winked at her with a chuckle.
"Don't worry, babe, once everyone falls asleep, let's sneak off and-Whoa!" Jake says before gasping in shock at the sight of the Candy Zombie Corpses lying on the floor, still being eaten by the Candy People, as the Magical Dog went over to stand beside the Trio's side. "What the hell happened here?!"
"Oh, we killed all the zombies that Princess Bubblegum, Darcy, Jiren and I raised from the dead," Finn stated casually as Jiren sighed in relief, happy that they finally told someone the truth as Darcy nodded.
"Yep, and they invaded the Castle," Darcy added in while placing her hands in her pockets as Jiren continued.
"So we tricked the Candy People into beating up all of the Candy Zombies by having them be blindfolded and telling them that the zombies are piñatas."
"Really!?" A shocked Jake asked as Jiren nodded and was about to say something else, but then the Trio jumped back in surprise as time around them freeze to a standstill, minus the Trio as, before they could react, a concerned and confused Princess Bubblegum walked into the room as she was also seemingly unaffected by the time freezing.
"Yo, Bubblegum, what the heck is going on?!" Darcy asked as Bubblegum walked over to them with a stern glare on her face.
"I can't believe this! Did any of you guys break your Royal Promise?"
"Uh, yeah, we all did," Finn says as a suspicious and worried Jiren crossed his arms.
"What's the big deal with us breaking the Royal Promise, Bubblegum? All of the Candy Zombies are dead. The Candy People won't freak out, so what's the problem?" Jiren asked with a raised eyebrow as a glaring Bubblegum shakes her head in protest while waving her hands around.
"Guys, you don't understand! This is really, really bad! You can't break Royal Promises! Never, ever, never! No matter what, forever!"
"Why? It's not like it's going to be the end of the world if someone breaks a promise." Darcy says with a playful tone just as the room started shaking violently as the Trio struggled to keep their balance. "I WAS JUST JOKING!" A panicking Darcy exclaimed as Finn looked around fearfully and in confusion.
"WHAT'S GOING ON!?" Finn asked as Bubblegum turned to him.
"THE GUARDIANS OF THE ROYAL PROMISE ARE COMING FOR US!"
"WHO THE FUCK ARE THE GUARDIANS OF THE ROYAL PROMISE?! WHY IS THAT A THING!?" Darcy asked in exasperation while gripping her pink hair in frustration just as a giant hand bursts through the ceiling and grabs the group as he pulls them outside, and Darcy and the others gasped in shock as they spotted two giant gumball-like machines standing before them and they are basically robots that resemble gumball machines due to their spherical glass heads and the colorful gumballs inside of them as they have pink bodies and wear an ice cream cone hat as they are exactly 80-feet-tall.
"FINN THE HUMAN, DARCY QUARTZ CANE, JIREN THE ELEMENTAL HYBRID, YOU THREE HAVE BROKEN A ROYAL PROMISE FOR WHICH THE PENALTY IS TRIAL BY FIRE!" Gumball Guardian 1 exclaimed as Gumball Guardian 2 breathes out a torrent of intense red/orange flames.
"That is stupid," Finn stated deadpannedly as Jiren nodded in agreement with a glare.
"Grrr, once again, I hate the freaking future," Darcy says with a growl while crossing her arms as a nervous Princess Bubblegum held out her arms.
"Wait! These three are my friends! Isn't there another option?!" Bubblegum asked frantically as Gumball Guardian 1, who was holding the group, nodded.
"YES. BECAUSE YOU CARE FOR THE PROMISE-BREAKERS, WE WILL GIVE THEM A LESS HOT TRIAL! YOU MUST NOW ANSWER-,"
"MATH, HUMAN HISTORY, NATURE QUESTIONS!"
"Mathematical!" An excited Finn exclaimed as Bonnie turned to give him a blank look.
"Finn, you're terrible at math." Princess Bubblegum says, remembering all of the times that she tried to tutor him in math but failed miserably as she is hoping that by next week, with Darcy now around, she could help Finn with Math.
"Awww," Finn says with a pout as Jiren turned to the others.
"That maybe, but Darcy and I are experts on the other questions. Maybe by getting 2 out of 3 will set us free?"
"DENIED! ALL PROMISE-BREAKERS NEED TO ANSWER ALL OF THE QUESTIONS CORRECTLY, OR ELSE YOU WILL ALL BE INCINERATED TO DEATH!" Gumball Guardian 2 stated firmly with the Trio groaning in annoyance and misery as he then projected a large hologram of George Washington.
"QUESTION 1 FOR DARCY QUARTZ CANE, WHO IS THIS HUMAN?"
"Oh, that's easy. That's George Washington, the first president of the United States." Darcy stated confidently as a big green thumbs-up appeared on the holographic screen.
"CORRECT!" Gumball Guardian 1 exclaimed as Gumball Guardian 2 then changed the holographic screen to show an image of fire and water. "QUESTION 2 FOR JIREN THE ELEMENTAL HYBRID, WHAT ELEMENT CAN BEAT EACH OTHER IN THEIR NATURAL ENVIRONMENT?"
"Easy, water. That's because fire doesn't have a natural environment, so it loses its advantage against water." Jiren stated with a smug grin as another big green thumbs-up appeared on the holographic screen.
"CORRECT!" Gumball Guardian 1 shouted as Gumball Guardian 2 then changed the holographic screen to show an overly complicated math problem. "NOW SOLVE THIS EQUATION!" Gumball Guardian 1 ordered as Finn and the others shared looks of comical shock and concern as they shared nervous frowns.
"OH, WAIT, WAIT, I THOUGHT OF A BETTER ONE!" Gumball Guardian 2 yelled excitedly as he replaces the equation with one that says '2 plus 2'.
"YES! TWO PLUS TWO! SOLVE IT OR DIE!" Gumball Guardian 1 says as Darcy and the others sighed in relief at the simple math equation but were surprised to see that Finn was actually struggling to solve it.
"Come on man, first graders can solve this." A disapproving, glaring Darcy says as Finn blushed in embarrassment and racked his brain to come up with an answer as he bit his lip.
"Uhh...uh...is the answer...Four?" Finn asked fearfully as the Gumball Guardians blinked a couple of times before laughing loudly as their laughter was cut short when they realized that Finn answered it correctly.
"OH, YOU'RE RIGHT!" Gumball Guardian 1 screamed with a surprised tone, honestly not expecting Finn to answer that as a third big green thumbs up appeared on the holographic screen just as the Gumball Guardians' heads explode as time started rewinding and night becomes day as Gumball Guardian 2's head comes back and he talks backwards as he goes back to sitting and blowing bubbles around the Candy Kingdom.
"What's happening, Princess?!" Jiren asked as Princess Bubblegum reached over to grab the Trio.
"You've defeated the broken royal promise! The Gumball Guardians are resetting!" Princess Bubblegum screamed just as Gumball Guardian 1 drops the Group as they started falling through the air and screamed as Darcy recovered quickly and glared determinedly as she gripped her Magic Staff and waved it forward, creating a Magic Pink Portal underneath her and her friends as they fell through the portal and appeared back in Princess Bubblegum's lab as they crashed down onto the ground with a couple of groans.
"Slamacow! That was tops! Who's not good at math? I was all Four!" An excited Finn cheered after everyone got up from the ground as Darcy was amused by his antics while Princess Bubblegum placed a thoughtful hand on her chin as she hummed.
"Four, four... Four, four, four...that's it! The answer was so simple that I was too smart to see it!"
"You're welcome!" Finn exclaimed proudly, being completely oblivious to the fact that Bubblegum just insulted him, as she went over to her drawing board.
"4 is the last figure I need to perfect my Decorpsinator Serum." Princess Bubblegum says with a smile as, after fast forwarding in time, we see the Group standing in the Candy Foyer and Darcy, Finn, Princess Bubblegum, and Jiren walked around to pour individual vials filled with Decorpsinator Serum down on the dead Candy Zombies, fully bringing them to life as they were resurrected from death.
"This is so messed up but sweet," Jake says with a small smile as Lady Rainicorn nodded.
"진짜로 (Truly it is)," Lady Rainicorn says as the Group continued resurrecting more and more Candy Zombies.
"Uncle Chewy!"
"Grandma!"
"Former dead relative!"
"Starchie! I didn't even know that you died!" A happy Jake exclaimed as he ran over to Starchie, who was a living middle-aged chocolate malt ball with black eyes, a bald head, thin black eyebrows, a long thick brown mustache, a small mouth, long slim fingerless/toeless arms/legs, and wears a blue janitor's hat.
"I died 10 minutes ago! I met Death and went to Hell!" Starchie says with a cheerful laugh as Darcy laughed awkwardly.
"Ha, ha, that's kind of fucked up," Darcy says as Jake went over to her and the others.
"Man, you guys broke a Royal Promise? You're nuts. All you had to do is say that it was a royal secret. I know what's up." Jake says with a laugh while turning around to walk away as Finn, Darcy, and Jiren watched him go in shock and then facepalmed as they groaned loudly just as Princess Bubblegum appeared as she went over to them.
"I hope you grasp the full consequences of breaking promises."
"Or maybe you should've told us what the Royal Promise does."
"Wait, what?" A surprised Bubblegum asked as Darcy nodded while glaring up at her.
"Yeah, you heard me! Why the fuck didn't you tell us that breaking a Royal Promise could mean death for us?! That was really irresponsible of you, Princess! If we knew that from the very beginning on what would happen if we broke the Royal Promise, we would've kept it a secret for sure!" Darcy screamed as Jiren nodded in agreement.
"Maybe next time when you have us do something, you should tell us the full scope of the situation so that we don't screw up and potentially kill each other," Jiren says with a firm tone as Bonnie flinched and sweated nervously as she scratched the back of her head guiltily.
"O-Okay, yeah, you two make a good point. I'm sorry that will never happen again."
"Thanks, that's what we all ask," Darcy says with a huff and a nod while crossing her arms as Bubblegum nodded while turning around to walk away.
"Whoa...that was hot..." Finn says with an awed tone and a big blush on his face, amazed by the fact that Darcy stood up to Bonnie as he was about to say something else but stopped as the Human Boy notices Starchie gnawing on his leg and reaches down to pick him up.
"Starchie, you're not a Zombie."
"I can't help it! Flesh is delicious!"
"You're delicious!" Finn says with a laugh while squeezing Starchie as he yelped.
"Don't squeeze me! I'll fart!" Starchie says as Finn curiously squeezes him, and Starchie farts as Finn, Darcy, and Jiren shared an amused laugh.
And done! I hope that you guys enjoyed the new chapter, and I can't wait to write the next one.
Anyway, as always, I will catch you all later.