Adventure Time with Finn, Jake, Darcy, Jiren, & The Crystal Gems!

by Vgn Golley

We...are...the Crystal Gems! We'll always save the day! So come on and grab your friends! We're going to protect various distant lands, and if you think we can't, we'll always find a way! That's why the people of this crazy world always believe in...Garnet, Amethyst, Spinella, Crystal, Pearl, Jiren, Finn, Jake, and Darcy! The fun will never end because it's Adventure Time!

7. S1E7: Prisoners of Love!

Hey, guys! Welcome to the new chapter of Adventure Time with Finn, Jake, Darcy, Jiren, & The Crystal Gems! I hope that you guys will enjoy the chapter. Also, before we begin, I would like to say that the OC Darcy Quartz Kane belongs to both me and JokerGames1999, the OCs Jiren, Vlad, Cobalt, and Dutch belong entirely to 9655, and the OC Julius belongs entirely to drakin6345...anyway, we don't own anything except for our OCs.

NOW LET'S GET ON WITH THE STORY!

"Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!" The Gang laughed loudly as we see them sledding down snowy hills in the Ice Kingdom with the help of a large wooden door as Finn stood in the front with Darcy having her arms wrapped around his waist and laid her head on his shoulder as Jiren stood behind her with a shrunken down Jake lying on top of his head as they go down a hill at high speeds and they smashed through the head of a Snow Golem, who promptly replaces it with a cat's head and meows as the Group goes up into the air and falls back down with their makeshift sled breaking apart as they all shared a laugh.

"Okay, that was like mad fun, let's go again!" An excited Darcy yelled while wearing her light pink beanie, a light blue scarf with white accents wrapped around her neck, a long-sleeved light pink hoodie with a light blue tank top underneath, a pair of light pink gloves, long light blue jeans, and a pair of light pink boots.

"Yeah, definitely," Jiren says with a grin while wearing his usual bear hat, a long-sleeved red sweater, a pair of purple fingerless gloves, and a pair of black winter boots as a smiling Finn nods but then gasps in shock as he and the others finally notice their broken makeshift sled.

"Oh, no, our sled's broken." A pouting Finn says while wearing a long-sleeved cream-yellow swan-necked hooded sweater with the upper hood part of his hoodie being colored white and having two bear-like ears attached at the top, his backpack had his Scarlet Sword strapped to it, long dark blue denim jeans, and a pair of black shoes. "Hey, I know, let's build one out of snow." An excited Finn says while starting to gather up some snow as Darcy giggles amusedly.

"Finn, you are so silly," Darcy says as Finn blushed and smiled as Jiren gave the Duo a knowing look but then yelped in surprise as a smirking and stills shrunken Jake burrowed himself into the snow as he swiftly went underneath them and grew himself to be 50-feet-tall as the Magical Dog could be seen wearing a red snowcap with white accents and a long-sleeved red sweater with white accents.

"What are you doing, Jake?" Jiren asked with a laugh as Jake grinned widely and sat up straight as he pointed at his stomach.

"Sleds are for suckers. Just ride on my gut." Jake says with a smirk as the Mutated Human perked up excitedly.

"He, he, okay," Finn says with a laugh while jumping into his gut as Darcy and Jiren share a look before shrugging with a couple of grins on their faces as they do the same, and Jake drops backwards as they begin sliding down a hill and slides past an Iceclops, who reaches for them but falls on his head in the snow as he groaned.

"Switch!" Jake ordered as the Gang nodded, and the Trio jumped up into the air as Jake launched himself upwards and shrunk down to be 5 inches tall as Finn ended up landing down on the snowy ground, and Jiren landed on his back with a smirking Darcy landed squarely on his shoulders as Jake landed on top of her curly dark pink hair as the Group laughed and continued sliding down the hill until Finn begins to freeze as he got frozen.

"S-Switch!" A blue-faced Finn ordered through gritted teeth as the Group nodded seriously and the Trio leaped up into the air with Finn launching himself upwards as Darcy reached up to her glowing pink gem and summons her Shield as she expanded it in size and dropped it down beneath them as they landed down on it and a smirking Jiren held out his arms behind them as he fired dual streams of intense flames that propelled the group forward at high speeds as they ended up sliding through a horde of penguins.

"Penguins!" Everyone exclaimed happily with Finn, Darcy, and Jiren hugging a few of the penguins while the majority of them landed on the Human/Gem Hybrid's Shield as the Group ended up falling through an icy tunnel and began sliding around with a grinning Finn pulling out his Scarlet Sword while Darcy summoned her Magic Staff as she extended it and the Duo used their Weapons to slice and whack through multiple ice spikes that threatened to come their way as the Gang reached the end of the tunnel and Jake reacted quickly as he jumped off from the Alien Teenage Hybrid Girl's hair and grew up to be 70-feet-tall as the Magical Dog proceeds to burst through the end of the ice tunnel with ease.

"I'm a flying dog!" Jake cheered while raising his arm as he spawned in about three tiny arms that stretched over to share a fist-bump with Finn, Darcy, and Jiren as he then retracted his tiny arms, and the Human/Gem Hybrid Girl disabled her shield as Jiren raised his arms and twirled around while creating a huge gust of wind that propelled the Group through the air as they headed straight towards the Ice King, who was shoveling snow into a wheelbarrow to create a funeral for a dead frog that was in a shoebox as he heard a couple of loud screams and Simon glanced up to see Darcy and the others falling straight down towards him as she reacted quickly and summoned a giant bubble shield around them just as they crashed down into the ground, creating a mild shockwave that blew away a surprised Ice King as he crashed down into the ground with a pained grunt while Darcy disabled her Bubble Shield and Jake shrunk back down into his Default Form as they and the others shared a laugh.

"Whoo-hoo!" Jiren cheered while lying on his back as Jake lay beside him on his butt and chuckled amusedly.

"Yes! That was Mathematical!" Finn cheered before realizing that he was lying on top of Darcy, who had her eyes closed and laughed as the Mutated Human couldn't help but stare at her with a large blush on his face and smiled just as the Ice King recovered from the shockwave as he stood up from the floor and fumed as he went over to glance down at the huge crater containing the Group.

"What the Doctor Two-Brains Squarepants is going on here?! Who dares enter the Ice Kingdom?!" A pissed-off Ice King asked as the Group glanced up at him.

"Aww, Ice King's here," Finn says with a pout...before he and Jake gasp sharply as they tremble in fear. "Oh, no! Please don't tell me that Crystal's here!"

"Please don't have her shove icicles up our butts again!" A panicking Jake yelled while rubbing his bottom as Ice King paused a bit.

"Oh, Crystal is not here. She's at my Ice Castle." Ice King explained curtly.

"...Oh...then good, whew, dodged that magic ice lightning bolt," Finn says with a calm smile and a sigh of relief as he hears a cough and glances down to see a blushing Darcy staring up at him shyly.

"Uh, Finn? Can you get off me?" Darcy asked as Finn blushed and got off her with a nervous laugh as a bemused Jiren elbowed him playfully.

"Hey! Don't ignore me! Do I need to remind you who rules this land? Do you know what 'Ice King' means?!" An enraged and annoyed Ice King yelled while firing multiple small icy blue lightning bolts into the air as Jake snorted and pointed up at him.

"Yeah, I know what 'Ice King' means...a big nerd!"

"Hah! Got him!" Darcy exclaimed, quoting a very old meme as she and the boys shared a high-five with Jake.

"It means I'm King of Ice! This is my domain! And you are violating Ice World law...trespassing!" Ice King yelled while pointing down at them accusingly as Jiren rolled his eyes with a scoff.

"Oh, yes, no one can break the rule of trespassing in the Ice Kingdom, but when you trespass on other Kingdoms, suddenly it's legal." An annoyed Jiren says as Ice King fumes.

"Come on, brother. We're just trying to beat the heat." Jake says while waving his hand around dismissively as Finn nods.

"Yeah, Onion brought this big Lava Man into our front yard and allowed him to sleep there while we were sleeping through the night, and he is SOOOOOOOOOOOO hot."

"...I'm sorry what?" A giggling Darcy asked with Jake giving Finn a sly look as Jiren cracked an amused grin.

"Care to repeat that, dear brother?" Jiren asked as Finn stared at them confusedly before realizing what he said as he blushed heavily.

"Wait, wait, no, I take it back! I mean, not like 'sexy' hot, but-,"

"No, no, you do mean 'sexy' hot," Jake says with a knowing tone as Ice King continues staring down at them in genuine disbelief and irritation.

"Wow, Finn, I didn't know that you swing for the other team. No judge, though. I think that's a bit cute." A teasing Darcy said with a saucy grin and covered her mouth with a blush as she elbowed Finn's sides playfully, and the embarrassed blonde-haired pre-teen frowned as he blushed heavily.

"No, I mean-,"

"I DON'T CARE!" A frustrated Ice King snapped as he fired dual bolts of ice lightning to shut Darcy and the others up. "This is my Kingdom! You guys can't just scoot about on my land willy-nilly! I've got rules here-Ow!" Ice King says before yelping in pain as a bored Darcy tossed her Magic Staff, and it flew through the air to hit his forehead, leaving a small bruise as it flew back into her hand.

"Don't care now, you're a bad guy, so we have free reigns of your Ice Kingdom however way we want."

"Yeah, man, why don't you just try being cool?" An annoyed Finn asked with a sigh while building a snowman with Jake as Ice King stared down at them in shock before gritting his teeth angrily as he began flipping out.

"What?! I am the king! I am the king of c-cool c-co ca...aaaarrrrgggghhhhhh, that's it!" Ice King exclaimed while raising his sparkling, glowing blue hands as the Gang glanced up at him curiously. "Rise, Monsters of Ice and Snow, and go...beat Finn and his friends the fuck up!" Ice King chanted while summoning a whole horde of Icy Snow Monsters from all shapes and sizes as he then gestured at the crater, and his Icy Snow Army nodded as they began climbing down the crater to confront Darcy and the others, who shared a determined grin as they rushed forward to confront them.

Splitting apart her Magic Staff in half, a smirking Darcy twirled her weapons around and used her shapeshifting abilities to stretch her limbs around to reach the height of the Icy Snow Monsters as the Human/Gem Hybrid used her Magic Staffs to whack them across their faces or chests as an excited Finn ran over to then leaped up and land on top of her back as he used it as a springboard to launch himself up into the air and pulled out his Scarlet Sword as the Mutated Human twirled around and proceeds to slice an Icy Snow Monster in half before whirling around to roundhouse kick another Icy Snow Monster away as Finn then punched another one with a great amount of superhuman force that shattered him apart.

Letting out a loud roar, Jake stretched his torso over to reach a group of Icy Snow Monsters as he held out his arms, and his hands morphed into a pair of spiked sledgehammers as the Magical Dog proceeded to slam them down on top of several of the Icy Snow Monsters, shattering them apart as a smirking Jiren slide underneath him before launching himself up into the air as he twirled around and fired multiple streams of hot intense flames from out of his feet that collided against multiple Icy Snow Monsters, melting them down into water as Jiren then held out his arm and fired multiple streams of hot water that collided a couple of Icy Snow Monsters and melts them into a large puddle as Jake then grew up his head and headbutts a couple of Icy Snow Monsters into shards.

Shrinking his limbs back into their default state, Darcy then threw up her Magic Staffs into the air and summoned dual Shields with dual bursts of pink magical light as she used them to block various strikes from incoming Icy Snow Monsters before growing her Shields as she pushed them back and sends them flying over to collide against both sides of the crater as Darcy then raised her arms and grabbed her Magic Staffs as she proceeds to extend them and they flew over to stab through the Icy Snow Monsters, shattering them as a laughing Finn can be seen wrestling against an Icy Snow Monster and lifted him up into the air with his super strength as he began using him to clobber the other Icy Snow Monsters.

Stretching back into his default form, Jake then noticed that a group of Icy Snow Monsters could be seen surrounding him and grinned sly as he held out his hands and stretched out his fingers to stab them through their bodies before inflating them enough that each finger burst through the Icy Snow Monsters' bodies, shattering them as a glaring Jiren reared back his head and roared out a huge torrent of intense hot flames that washed over the Icy Snow Monsters, melting them down into puddles as their agonizing and surprised screams rang out throughout the crater.

Disabling her shields, Darcy snapped her fingers and summoned a bunch of small pink bubbles around her as she joined her Magic Staffs together and proceeded to whack away all of the bubbles to fly forward at high speeds as they slowly grew in size and forced a bunch of panicking Icy Snow Monsters to get inside of the bubbles as Darcy then snapped her fingers and warped them all into space as Finn lets out a loud battle cry and began leaping from shoulder to shoulder from each Icy Snow Monster and used his Scarlet Sword to slice off their heads.

Turning to face the other Icy Snow Monsters, Jake then morphed his fingers around to gain tall humanoid muscular builds and had them split off to begin punching and kicking multiple Icy Snow Monsters to shatter them into pieces as Jiren held out his arms and raised a large snowball into the air as the snow went away to reveal a giant ice block and grew out spikes on it as the Elemental Hero then thrust his hand forward and sends the spiked iceball flying forward to bowl through various Icy Snow Monsters to whack them away like boiling pins.

Raising her Magic Staff into the air, Darcy then split it in half yet again and twirled them around for a bit before slamming them into the ground as she extended them to send herself flying up into the air with a grinning Finn crouching down to leap after her as the remaining Icy Snow Monsters glanced up at the sky and screamed out in horror and shock as the Lovebirds can be seen falling down through the air and let out a couple of loud yells as Darcy used her Magic Staffs to destroy various Icy Snow Monsters in sight while Finn did the same by using a combination of his Superhuman Strength and Scarlet Sword.

Stretching his fingers back to normal, Jake then stretched himself upwards and changed himself to resemble a UFO with legs as he spawned in a bunch of hands and began spinning around rapidly as the Magical Dog fired multiple giant fists that collided against various Icy Snow Monsters, breaking them apart as a grinning Jiren raised his arms and manipulated the snow around him to fly up into the air as he morphed them into hundreds of ice shards and launched them forward as they flew over to stab themselves against the remaining Icy Snow Monsters, shattering them apart as the Group regrouped with each other and Finn and Darcy landed on the ground while Jake stretched himself back to normal as they cheered loudly.

"Ooh, you guys are gonna get it now!" An angry Ice King yelled as the Gang laughed amusedly while waving their hands around dismissively.

"Heh, heh, yeah, right, sure." Darcy and the others mumbled to him with a laugh just as a pissed-off Ice King raised his sparkling glowing blue hand, and he fired a freeze ray that froze the Group in their tracks in a giant block of ice.

{Adventure Time with Finn, Jake, Darcy, Jiren, & The Crystal Gems Theme Song!}

We...are...the Crystal Gems!

We'll always save the day!

We cue to a post-apocalyptic wasteland that features a rat inside of what seems to be a large broken Gem Spaceship and several undetonated nuclear bombs nearby as the camera then pans over to a snow-covered biome, and we see a group of Penguins hugging and kissing each other with a tiny red hearts floating above their heads as they make a few quick wenking sounds and a Snow Golem could be seen sitting on a grassy hill nearby as the rest of the Ice Kingdom appears, including the Ice King as he was floating in the air near his Ice Castle and spins around to face the readers while activating his ice Powers with his hands as Crystal popped out of the window of the Ice Castle while holding onto Gunther as they waved at the readers with a wink.

The camera then appears at the Candy Kingdom as we see a large crowd of Candy People laughing and dancing in the middle of the road as the camera quickly scales up Princess Bubblegum's Castle, eventually passing the clouds to where we can see Princess Bubblegum, Marceline, High King Julius, and High Queen Chewypaste riding around on the back of Lady Rainicorn as Bonnie smiles warmly and waves lightly while Marcy shapeshifts her face to resemble that of a monster and hissed loudly as Julius held out his sword with a determined smirk on his face as Chewy kissed his cheek and waved at the readers cheerfully. Appearing on a huge hot ass dessert, we see a cowboy-dressed stoic Ruby riding around on a Skinny Gaint Chicken as she tipped her hat at the readers before the camera teleports over to the Crystal Gems Temple, which was located deep within a Forest near an Oasis as Sapphire and Spinella could be seen riding around on Hestia as the One-Eyed Gem waved politely while the Pink-Haired Gem stretched out her limbs with a goofy smile on her face.

Teleporting to a dark cave placed inside of a giant scary-looking mountain, we could see a grinning Amethyst relaxing on her bed as an annoyed Pearl was trying to scold her for being so freaking lazy, but to no avail as the Purple-Skinned Gem winked at the readers playfully while sticking out her tongue as the Ivory-Skinned Gem groans in exasperation but flashed the audience a calm smile. Cueing over at the Gang's Treehouse, we see a two-headed duck quacking along before zooming into the house, and we see our faithful heroes residing in their living room as Finn, Jake, Darcy, and Jiren sharing a fist bump with big grins on their faces as BMO and Neptr smiled in the background.

So come on and grab your friends,

We're going to protect various distant lands

Devastation and mayhem could be seen across various lands of Ooo as many villainous figures like the Lich, the Gem Empire, and other Evil Monsters could be seen wreaking havoc against innocent civilians, who were trying to run away from them and head to safety, but failed miserably as the Super Villains honed in on them and were about to kill them, only for a nearby Warp Pad to glow brightly as the Crystal Gems appeared into the scene and glared over at their Supervillain Foes as a glaring Darcy summonsed her Shield and Magic Staff and got into a threatening battle stance, a serious-looking Finn pulled out his sword and swipes the air a bit, a growling Jake grew up to gigantic size, Jiren lifted up his arms and set them ablaze with hot fire, Ruby and Sapphire fused into Garnet and summonsed her gauntlets, Pear summonsed her spear and aimed it at the Villains with a determined glare, Crystal twirled around a bit and summonsed her fans as she covered them in frost, Spinella summonsed her war hammer and stretched out her limbs as she bounced around lightly, and a glaring Julius pulled out his magic sword as it lit up with blue fire.

And if you think we can't,

We'll always find a way!

Glaring down at the Super Villains, the Crystal Gems then ran forward to confront them with the majority of the members being ahead of Finn and Darcy, who shared a knowing look as they nodded and held hands as the Teenagers then gained determined looks and were able to run past their friends as the Duo Adventurers then leaped up into the air and held out their respective weapons as a glaring Darcy and Finn proceeds to slash/whack the Lich across his face as the others joined in on the fight and leaped over to fight their respective Villains as an epic battle occurred.

That's why the people of this crazy world

Always believe in...

Garnet, Amethyst, Spinella, Crystal, Pearl, Jiren, Finn, Jake, and Darcy!

After defeating their foes and saving everybody from destruction, the Crystal Gems decided to head back to their Base to celebrate and have a big party with each other as Jake dropped down onto all fours, and the gang was quick to climb up the Giant Dog as he then took off at high speeds with everyone laughing joyfully by this as they zoomed past various people like Princess Bubblegum, Marceline, High Queen Chewypaste, Ice King, BMO, Neptr, Lady Raincorn, Phoebe, Hestia, and Huntress Wizard as they all watched them go in surprise before beaming excitedly as they all eagerly followed after the group.

The fun will never end

'Cause, it's Adventure Time!

After reuniting at the Crystal Gems Temple, we see everyone enjoying their little victory by throwing a big dance party with each other as they all mingled with their friends and laughed as we cue to the top of the temple and see our Faithful Heroes having a little part of their own as Jake, Julius, and Jiren shared a high five with a cocky grin while a blushing Finn and Darcy held hands as they leaned over to share a quick kiss before raising their fists up in victory as the title of the story appeared in front of the readers.

{Adventure Time with Finn, Jake, Darcy, Jiren, & The Crystal Gems Theme Song Over!}

"Hmmm mmmm mmmm mmm mmmmmmmm mmmm." Ice King hummed to himself joyfully while flying through the air and headed straight towards the Ice Castle as he could be seen cryogenically and telekinetically carrying around the block of ice containing Darcy and the others as he briefly stopped in mid-air to crack his back with a pained moan. "Ugh, I need a magic back." Ice King says before reaching into his pocket to pull a plastic sandwich bag, and he begins to pick around in it. "Yummy trail mix, he, he, ick...ooh, yogurt chip." Ice King says while eating a yogurt chip and puts the bag away as he then flies off, not knowing that someone can be seen spying on him from the background as Simon flies over to get inside his Ice Castle through the window and spots Crystal standing in front of the ice jail on an ice chair as she filed her nails with an ice pick while supervising a group of scared and nervous Princesses, which includes Chewypaste and Breakfast Princess and LSP, being held captive inside.

One of the Princesses is a 1-feet-tall, 25-year-old Female Hot Dog as she resembles a living sausage with black eyes, fluffy light orange ears, a small dark red muzzle, a small nose, four tiny sausage limbs, a light orange tail that is bound and tied like a sausage link as she also smells like old hot dog water and wears a tiny golden crown with a red gem in the front. Her name is Hot Dog Princess, Princess of the Hot Dog Kingdom.

The Second of the Princesses is a 5'8-feet-tall, 35-year-old Female Jewel Person with black eyes, a bald head, a small nose, a sharp chin, Pale Green Skin, a tall humanoid build, a noticeably large posterior, and her outfit consists of a long green hooded dress with a yellow-green front and a wears a large emerald as a crown on her head. Her name is Emerald Princess, Princess of the Jewel Kingdom.

The Third of the Princesses is a 6'2-feet-tall, 950-year-old Female Ghost as she resembles a traditional floating sheet ghost with dark blue eyes, long light blue hair that reaches down to her legs, no ears/nose/chin, a pair of five-fingered/toed arms and legs, transparent light blue skin, and wears a floating light blue transparent tiara with a green gem. Her name is Ghost Princess, Formerly known as Warrior Princess.

The Fourth of the Princesses is a 1-feet-tall, 20-year-old Female Slime Person as she resembles a glob of slime with the majority of her body is dull lime-green color but she also has a yellow center as she has black eyes, no ears/nose/chin, a pair of fingerless small lime green arms, and her only piece of clothing is a golden tiara with a green gem in the center. Her name is Sylvia AKA Slime Princess, the ruler of the Underground Slime Kingdom.

The Fifth of the Princesses is a 5'6-feet-tall, 16-year-old Female Ragdoll Person with her left eye being a light green button and her right eye being a hole, brown hair made out of yarn as it reaches down to her waist, no ears/nose, her mouth seems to be stitched together but the stitches are loose enough for her to open it, a sharp chin, a pair of slim four-fingered arms, D-Cup Breasts, tan skin that is covered in dirt and filth, a perky butt, a pair of slim four-toed legs, and her outfit consists of a piece of glass in the shape of a crown, a sleeveless brown sack that acts as her dress, a red dirty fingerless glove on his left hand and a ripped black glove on her right hand, and a pale blue stockings and a stripped red/light grey sock. Her name is Raggedy Anne AKA Raggedy Princess, the Princess of the Raggenbone Kingdom (Ooo's Junkyard), and, sometimes, Tree Trunk's Scarecrow.

The Sixth and Final of the Princesses is a 3-feet-tall, 18-year-old Female Wildberry Person as she resembles a humanoid raspberry with a light pink face that has black eyes, a small mouth, a pair of slim green four-fingered/toed arms/feet, and she also wore a small gold crown with a red gem on top of her stem. Her name is Wildberry Princess, the ruler of the Wildberry Kingdom.

"Hey, Crystal, I'm home." Ice King says with a joyful tone while landing on the ground and levitating the ice block containing Darcy and the others above him in the air as all of the Princesses, minus Chewypaste and LSP, begin to mutter to each other panickedly. "How have my Potential Wives been acting?"

"..."

"...Crystal..."

"What?" An irritated Crystal asked while stopping filing her nails as she glanced up at Ice King and flinched in surprise as the Former Crystal Gem noticed the iced-up Darcy and the boys and narrowed her single eye worriedly but kept her cool as she turned to Simon with her usual stoic look on her face.

"I asked how my Potential Wives been acting?"

"Ugh, a few of them tried to escape but I didn't let them," Crystal says curtly with crossed arms as she then glanced up at an iced-up Darcy and the boys. "I see that you have captured Finn and the others, huh?"

"Yep, I caught them trespassing on my land once again, so I decided to punish them...oh and by the way, I totally beat up Finn, Darcy, Jake, and Jiren with ease. All of my own." Ice King bragged to the others, who didn't believe him as he then made his way over to the jail cell door and magically created an ice key to briefly open it up. "Now, ladies, good news, I've brought you a couple of babies and a puppy." Ice King says with a smile while tossing our iced-up Heroes into his icy magic jail cell and quickly closed up the door behind them as they smashed against the wall, causing the ice block to break apart and free Darcy and the others as they landed on the ground and looked around in confusion as Blake and the other Princesses surrounded them with worry and relief.

"Hey, are you guys okay?" Wildberry Princess asked with a high-pitched voice girly voice as Darcy and the gang blinked in surprise at the situation before them.

"Huh, Wildberry Princess? Hot Dog Princess? W-What's goin' on?" Finn asked with a raised eyebrow as Darcy slowly blinked and looked around.

"Wait a minute, in Ooo, they have a hot dog, a ghost, a pile of living slime, a living raggedy doll, and a humanoid wildberry as Princesses? Why is everyone in the future living food? This is just torture at this point. I hate the future." Darcy says with a somber tone at being unable to eat the delicious food people around her as Chewypaste, Breakfast Princess, Hot Dog Princess, and Wildberry Princess sweated nervously, remembering Bubblegum's worry about Darcy the Cannibal as they took a couple of steps back away from her.

"Wait, what? Chewypaste? Blake? What are you two doing here?" A surprised Jiren asked as Chewypaste turned to him.

"We're all prisoners here, Jiren."

"Ice King! Crystal!" A pissed-off Finn yelled as he turned to glare at Ice King and Crystal. "Why are you keeping these girls prisoners, you jerks?!"

"Grrrrrr, you don't understand! I collect Princesses because I want to marry one!" Ice King explained as Crystal snorted while filing her nails with her ice pick.

"Because he doesn't have enough game to get one legally." Crystal says sarcastically with Ice King giving her an annoyed glare as the Group gives him bewildered looks, but for different reasons.

"Wait, hold on, are you telling me that you want to marry them? For real? How would you even have sex with them and have kids? I mean, you could try to stick your dick into them but it won't be much enjoyable." Darcy says with a heavily confused look on her face while pointing over at Hot Dog Princess, Slime Princess, and Wildberry Princess as they give her annoyed and blushing glares.

"And why did you capture Chewypaste? She's already taken." Finn says while pointing over at Bubblegum's Sister.

"And why'd you capture eight of them if you just want to marry one?" Jake asked with a bewildered frown on his face while sitting down on the ground as he wrapped his arms around Slime and Hot Dog Princesses's shoulders.

"And why did you capture Breakfast Princess and Lumpy Space Princess? One is a minor and the other is LSP." Jiren says as LSP gives him an irritated and offended glare as Ice King steps forward to answer their questions.

"Love will help me find the way to get some lay and I will simply use my Magic to make some Ice Children for us when we decide to have Kids. I didn't want to capture Chewypaste, she came into my Ice Castle to try and free the Princesses and I had Crystal defeat and imprison her. I'm collecting them all first to be sure I make the right choice. You're both too young to understand, but marriage is a serious thing and lasts forever. You can't just rush into it, you know? And as for those two, Blake was hanging out with Raggedy Princess and I couldn't let her leave or else she would've called you guys to cockblock me. With LSP, what can I say? I like a Woman with big lumps."

"Damn, right." A grinning LSP says as she shows off her lumps.

"Look, Ice King, don't do this. Just let the girls go. They don't want to be here." Finn says with a frown as Ice King grinned manically.

"Of course they do. I would have killed them already if they didn't want to be here. Right ladies? Zzhp Zzhp." Ice King threatened while shooting mini ice lighting from his fingers as all of the Princesses murmured in agreement nervously.

"I can't believe that you would allow this, Crystal." A disappointed and glaring Darcy says as Crystal remains silent.

"Don't worry, Princesses," Finn says as he turns to face the Princesses. "I pledge that Darcy, Jake, Jiren, and I will protect each and every one of you and furthermore I see all of you happily married to whatever sweet thing y'all want to be married to!"

"Yes, just like how you want to marry Darcy," Jiren says teasingly as Finn nods before realizing what he said as he and Darcy blushed.

"Awww, so cute," Blake says as Raggedy Princesses looks a bit jealous. "Anyway, you guys mind busting us out?"

"Yeah, I would've done it myself but Crystal took away my weapons," Chewypaste says while glaring at Crystal, who once again remained silent as Finn nods while taking off his backpack and bends down to begin rummaging through it.

"Don't worry, my Queen, I will have us out of here yesterday. All I need is something to spear the Ice King with...I have some binoculars... toothbrush...water bottle...rope...sweater... trail mix...my flute!" An excited Finn exclaimed while pulling out a broken, bandaged flute and playing it before throwing the flute at Ice King and Crystal, who didn't even move as the flute fell apart before it got out of the cell. "My flute!"

"Aw, nuts, dude! You broke it when we tried picking the lock to that sad ogre's heart!" Jake yelled as a sympathetic Darcy nodded.

"Yeah, too bad his Parents didn't accept his and his partner's relationship," Darcy says sadly as Ice King began laughing and does a little dance as he began slapping his butt at Finn.

"Nice try, boy! Princesses, did you see? Did you see Finn fail-Ow!" Ice King says before yelping in pain as Darcy summons her Magic Staff and extended it as it flew over to poke Simon's butt, knocking him down into the ground as the Human/Gem Hybrid grins slyly.

"Hey, Princesses, did you see Ice King getting poked in the ass?" Darcy asked as Blake and the others began laughing as even Crystal looked bemused.

"Don't worry, guys. I'll get us out of here with Key Hand! Hah-hah!" Jake says while morphing his hand to turn into a large key shape as Jiren holds out his flaming fist.

"And I will burn our way to freedom!"

"Oh, that's it!" An angry Ice King yelled while raising his sparkling, glowing blue hand as Crystal did a lot of complicated hand gestures.

"Uh oh," Jake says with a nervous gulp as he and Jiren realize that they should've kept their mouths shut as Ice King fired a cryo magical beam that collided against Darcy's body, freezing her in a tiny ice block with only her head being free while Crystal fired a huge burst of snow that flew through the jail cell and collided against Jake and Jiren's bodies with the snow swiftly turning into ice as they both can be seen in frozen ice blocks with only their heads being free.

"Darcy! Jake! Jiren!"

"D-Don't worry, Finn, we're alive!" Darcy yelled with chattering teeth as Jiren nodded in agreement while not bothering to use his fire powers to escape, or else Ice King might flash freeze him again.

"J-Just barely!"

"W-We're okay, bro!" Jake yelled as Crystal turned to Ice King.

"Ice King, do you mind if I take them to my Chambers to torture them?" Crystal asked while pointing over at Darcy and Jiren as Ice King shrugged.

"Sure, I don't care." Ice King stated with a casual and bored tone.

"What?!" A shocked Finn asked just as Ice King raised his sparkling, glowing blue hand as he fired a beam of cryo magical energy that collided against the ice blocks containing Darcy and Jiren and raised them up into the air as a panicking Finn tried in vain to go over and save them but was too late as Simon flew them over to phase through the icy bars of his ice prison and separated the ice beam from his hand as he handed them over to Crystal, who gave him a thankful bow as she started leading a protesting Darcy and Jiren away to her chambers, much to Finn's anger and worry as he turned to glare at Ice King hatefully. "Ice King! You better either set us free, stop your General from torturing our friends, or come in here and fight me 'cause otherwise I'm gonna flip the fuck out!" A red-faced and furious Finn shouted while running over to begin flailing his arms and legs at the Ice King through the bars, but he didn't even touch him as the Ice Wizard chuckled amusedly.

"Oh, are you trying to hit me? Well, excuse me because I have to go potty in the bathroom." Ice King says while turning around to walk out of the room to head to the bathroom as a growling Finn pulls out his Scarlet Sword and begins slashing at the ice bars relentlessly.

"ICE KING! I'M GONNA FREAKING KILL YOU!"

"Whoa, bro! Calm down there!" Jake yelled while stretching his head over to reach Finn as he then stretched out his ears to slap them lightly against the sides of his Adoptive Brother's head. "Dude, calm down, Darcy and Jiren are tough, they will bear through the pain until we escape, but for now, go and tend to the Princesses," Jake says while gesturing at the Princesses as he then stretches his head back to his body.

"Oh my gosh. I'm sorry, Princesses, are you all alright?" Finn asked worriedly as the Princesses turned to him anxiously.

"I'm afraid not, Finn." Emerald Princess says with a somber frown as Hot Dog Princess nods.

"Yeah, it's been tortuous being here." Hot Dog Princess says with a high and squeaky voice as Slime Princess turns to Finn.

"He's held some of us here for weeks. Chewypaste, Breakfast Princess, and Raggedy Princess were captured recently, though."

"He's questioning us about our favorite sports and quirky behavior. He even asked me to take off my clothes." Raggedy Princess says with a blush as Finn gives her a shocked look.

"Wait, for real?"

"No, he didn't ask us to take off our clothes. Why did you lie?" A disbelieving Blake asked with a raised eyebrow as Raggedy Anne blushed sheepishly.

"Not, but he should've...do you want to see me naked, Finn?" Raggedy Anne asked Finn with a sly blush as said person blushed awkwardly.

"Raggedy, keep it in your pants, we need to come up with a plan to escape already," Chewypaste says with a stern glare as a curious Jake turns to Ghost Princess.

"Hey, Ghost Princess, I have to ask, you're a real Ghost, right?" Jake asked while stretching out his fingers and having them morph into a pair of tiny pickaxes as he began using them to chip away the ice block containing him.

"Uh, yes, why?" Ghost Princess asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Well...can't you just like phase your way to freedom?"

"...Huh...yeah, fuck this, I'm out! Later, girls!" Ghost Princess yelled, knowing that Finn and the others would be able to save them as she turned around to fly away and phased through the icy wall as Ghost Princess disappeared from sight.

"Oh, good job, Jake! We were able to save one of the Princeses!" A happy Finn exclaimed as he and Jake shared a fist bump just as Ice King appeared as he spotted what happened, and instead of getting angry, he merely shrugged.

"Eh, I don't care that she left much to be honest. She's my least favorite Princess."

"Wait, really? Why?" Chewypaste asked as Ice King held up his arms and made grabbing motions.

"Because I can't even hold her with my 'love mitts',"

"Wait, then how did you capture her in the first place?" Blake asked curiously as Ice King briefly had his hands glow with icy magical energy.

"With my Magic Powers, but I don't want to use it all of the time when I try to-,"

"Ugh, this is so boring. Can I please leave? I'm not having any fun." LSP says with an annoyed tone while crossing her arms as Simon gives her a surprised look.

"What? Not having any fun? But last night I read you the story of, 'Baby Whatsit and the Bottle Prince',"

"That wasn't fun. That was like mega lame." LSP insulted as a hurt and shocked Ice King turned to the other Princesses.

"Other princesses, do you feel the same way?"

"Yep." Chewypaste and all of the Princesses stated bluntly in unison as Ice King pouted...but then perked up as an idea popped into his head.

"Well, here, watch. I'll show you. We'll have some fun. Fun's my middle name." Ice King says cheerfully as he walks over to his electric piano and begins to play a tune as the Old Ice Wizard hums along with it. "Here, now, Wildberry Princess. I need you to play this." Ice King says while grabbing his piano as he walks over to place it in front of his ice cell.

"I don't know how..."

"Well, come here, I'll teach you. Put your hand through the bars, atta princess, and uh..." Ice King says while reaching over to grab Wildberry Princess's hand and begin guiding her to play the tune.

"I don't think I can," Wildberry says as Ice King gives her a mildly annoyed glare.

"Just play it like I showed you. It's that simple."

"Leave her alone, Ice King! Don't make her do something that she doesn't want to do!" Blake commanded as Ice King glared at both her and Wildberry Princess venomously with his body glowing an icy blue as he held out his sparkling glowing blue hands.

"PLAY IT OR I'LL SQUISH YOU INTO JUICE!"

"Oh dear!" A panicking Wildberry Princess screamed nervously while shakingly playing the tune as Ice King calmed down and smiled in satisfaction as he then dug into his large shaggy white beard and pulled out several instruments as Simon tossed them over to the rest of the Princesses.

"Alright, now everyone pick up an instrument and play it. Oh, this is going to be so much fun." Ice King says while going over to his drums as Finn growls angrily and clenches his fists as the blue-skinned Ice Wizard begins doing a drum solo out of key with the music the Princesses are playing as Finn looks around and hums curiously as he rubs his chin.

"What are you thinking, Finn?" Jake asked while discretely stretching his head over to Finn as he made sure that Ice King wasn't looking or else he would flash freeze him again.

"I'm devising a plan. I'm gonna let him drum till' I've finalized the details in my mind." Finn explained as Jake nodded while stretching his head back into his body as Ice King continued doing his 'epic' drum solo. Meanwhile, elsewhere, we see a calm Crystal walking into her room, which is a simple small room with a window and a single bed with no pillows or sheets as she turns to Darcy and Jiren and lowers them down onto the ground as the Crystal Gem then summoned her Bladed Fans and proceeds to toss them over to collide against their ice blocks, starting them apart and freeing them as Darcy and Jiren landed on the ground and quickly composed themselves as they turned a stoic Crystal.

"Alright, Crystal, I don't know what you are planning exactly, but I won't let you torture us." A glaring Jiren says while raising his arms as they lit on fire and were about to attack Crystal, but stopped as Darcy held out her arm with a serious look on her face.

"Wait, Jiren, before you do, I need to ask her something," Darcy says while turning to Crystal as she gives her a sad look. "I just need to understand why are you working with a perverted creep like Ice King. I know that you don't want to tell me what happened on the day that I was cryogenically frozen, but still, I need to know why you are working for Ice King." Darcy asked as Crystal remained silent for a few seconds before sighing heavily as she crossed her arms.

"Alright, Little Soldier, I guess you deserve an explanation. Here it is, I was tasked by a couple of people to look after him. Let me ask you something, Darce, do you remember your Cousins Marceline and Vlad?" Crystal asked as Darcy perked up.

"Oh, yes, I do, in fact, we met up with them a while back as well as Amethyst."

"...Huh...they are still hanging out with Amethyst? Wow..." A surprised Crystal says before shaking her head as she clasped her hands together. "Anyway, so after the...event happened nearly one thousand years ago, the Crystal Gems and I had a fight and I...left...I was able to track down Marceline and Vlad with their mother and stayed with them for a while until your Aunt died. After that, we encountered the man you know as 'Ice King' but back then, he was simply known as, 'Simon Petrikov' and we lived with each other for half a decade until disaster struck and Simon was forced to take drastic measures."

~[Flashback: 998 Years Ago]~

"...Hello Marci. Hey, Vlad." Simon says somberly as we cue to the past, and we see him standing inside of a broken building with Crystal recording him with the help of a camera as a Younger Version of Marceline, and Vlad stood outside and was packing a sled that was being led by a group of huskies as snow covered the city, not naturally I might add, while holding a couple of toys in their hands as Marcy held a stuffed toy monkey named 'Hambo' that is dirty and covered with stains, patches, bandages, and repair stitches with some of its limbs have the stuffing sticking out of the toy and only one button remained of the toy's eyes as its extremely faded and Vlad held a stuffed toy cat named 'Klaw' as it was in a similar condition as Hambo if not a tad bit cleaner.

Sitting in the abandoned building is a Younger Version of the Ice King, which consists of him being a 6'3-feet-tall, 45-year-old Male Human (1%)/Ice Wizard (99%) with white pupilless eyes long shaggy white hair that reaches past his shoulders and connects with his big beard, thin yet shaggy white eyebrows, a long goblin-like nose, sharp white teeth, a sharp chin, Blue Skin, a tall slim build, and his outfit consists of his Ice Crown, a pair of blue eyeglasses, a long-sleeved dark gray jacket with light brown patches on his elbows, a black sleeveless vest with golden buttons and a long-sleeved high-collared yellowish green shirt underneath, a red bow tie, long dark gray pants, and a pair of black shoes.

Standing by the sled is a Younger Version of Marceline Abadeer, which consists of her being a 5'2-feet-tall, 12-year-old Female Human/Demon hybrid with emerald green eyes, long midnight black hair that was tied up into a pair of low hanging pigtails, pointy ears, two holes that act as her nose, a sharp chin, slim four-fingered arms, Dark Brown Skin, a slender figure, slim four-toed legs, and her outfit consists of a brown snow cap, a blue scarf wrapped around her neck, a long-sleeved brown sweater with dark brown patches on her elbows, long dark blue jeans, and a pair of red winter boots.

Standing by the sled is a Younger Version of Vlad Abadeer, which consists of him being a 3'5-feet-tall, 6-year-old Male Human/Demon hybrid with purple eyes, spiky messy short black hair, pointy ears, two holes that act as his nose, a sharp chin, slim four-fingered arms, Light Brown Skin, a slim build, slim four-toed legs, and his outfit consists of a long-sleeved purple sweater, a pair of black fingerless gloves, long blue jeans, and a pair of black snow boots.

Standing behind the camera is a Younger Version of Crystal, who looks practically the same, but she was 5,022-years-old and is wearing a large white bandana wrapped around her eye, a long dark purple cape that reaches down to her feet, a long-sleeved black shirt with a single ice strap wrapped around her chest and a golden star planted in her chest, arm-length dark purple gauntlets, a dark purple utility belt filled with various ice-based weapons, long black pants, and a pair of ankle-length dark purple combat boots.

"I don't know if you two will ever hear this message. I fear my thoughts are no longer my own...just...just please watch over me..." Simon says with tears in his eyes as a saddened Marceline glances over at him with a trembling Vlad silently sobbing as she reaches over to wrap her arms around him to comfort her Brother and herself from what is about to happen. "...until I can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity, and then maybe, Betty, my Princess, maybe you will love me again...PLEASE LOVE ME AGAIN, BETTY!" Simon yelled while placing his hands over his face as he began sobbing loudly for a few seconds before putting on a cheerful smile as he beamed.

"Okay, bye!" Ice King yelled happily as he gestured at Crystal to shut off the camera, and she did and took out the tape as Ice King nodded in approval and casually walked over to push over the camera to allow it to shatter onto the ground as Crystal, Marceline, and Vlad shared a worried look, knowing that Simon had gone too far into the Ice Crown's Madness and now can't even tell when he's going insane or not as it used to be a minor problem when they first met, but now, they meet more of this 'Ice King' than Simon nowadays and it breaks their hearts by this revelation and Simon's plan to 'protect' them from himself.

"Hey, Dad. Vlad and I finished packing your gear." A depressed Marcy says while she and Vlad walk over to her as Ice King briefly doesn't turn to him, but then realizes that they are talking to him and glances over at the Human/Demon Children.

"So can we have our tape now?" Vlad pleaded as Ice King grinned amusedly and chuckled.

"What? No. This is private, silly." Ice King says as he then turns to Crystal. "Anyway, my precious Ice General, do you mind keeping my tape safe for me?"

"Sure, Simon," Crystal says with a heavy sigh while using her gem to hide the tape inside of it with a flash of magical dark blue light as Ice King claps his hand happily.

"Ooh, goodie. There you go. Snug as a bug." Ice King says while tapping Sapphire's Gem lightly as he then turns to Marcy and Vlad. "Anyway, goodbye little Gunthers, Daddy needs to go and form his Ice Kingdom. I was thinking of doing it here but this place is so depressing." Ice King says with a maniacal laugh as he gets into the sled and is about to go, but stops as a tearful Marcy and Vlad run over to hug him around his legs.

"Seriously, Daddy, please don't go," Vlad begged as Ice King's grin faded and his left eye twitched as his head shook around and briefly regained his sanity as Simon lowered his head somberly.

"I...I have to protect you two."

"How can you even protect us if you're not even here?!" Marceline asked with a glare and tears running down her face as Simon turned around.

"Crystal will protect you guys. Better than I ever could now." Simon says as he then turns to Crystal pleadingly. "Please promise me that you will look after them."

"I will," Crystal promised as Simon sighed in relief and nodded as Marcy gave him a tearful, pleading frown.

"Please, Daddy, I don't want you to leave. I already lost Mommy, Old Daddy, Darcy, Uncle, the rest of the Crystal Gems, everyone, I don't want to lose you too."

"Yeah, please stay. We could help you with this." Vlad says as Simon remains silent for a bit before smiling down at them solemnly and warmly as he bends down and reaches over to pull the Abaader Siblings into a hug.

"Yeah, maybe one day you two will, but until then, I want you two to listen to everything that Crystal says and grow up and live your lives, look after one another, my fearless and brave Marceline and Vlad," Simon says while separating from them as he kisses Marcy and Vlad's foreheads as they teared up and struggle not to cry as their True Father tries to wipe away their tears, only for his touch to freeze their tears and accidentally scratch their cheeks, causing them to yelp in pain as Simon gasped and realized that his sanity will soon be gone for good as he turned around. "You see? I have to go now before I seriously hurt you two. Goodbye, guys. Crystal, remember our deal and please take care of them." Simon says while whipping the reins of his sled dogs as they immediately begin dragging the sled away.

"WHAT?! NO!" A panicking and saddened Marcy and Vlad screamed while trying to chase after him, only to trip over a pile of snow as they crashed down into the ground and could only watch in dismay and horror and sadness at the sight of their Adoptive Father sledding away from them. "WAIT! PLEASE, COME BACK! DAD! DADDY! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!" Marceline and Vlad screamed into the heavens with tears running down their faces as Crystal remained stoic but could be seen looking emotional as well as Simon gritted his teeth and lowered his head in misery and pure sadness with tears leaking out of his eyes that kept getting frozen over as, once he left, Marceline then turned to Crystal.

"Crystal, please don't let him leave us! Get him back!"

"Are you sure?" Crystal asked worriedly, not wanting to leave the Kids alone as Marcy nodded.

"Yeah, don't worry, Vlad and I have enough supplies to manage for a while just please bring him back." Marcy pleaded with tears in her eyes as Vlad did the same, and Crytal winced but then sighed heavily as she nodded.

"Alright, Little Soldiers, I will do it. I promise that I will be back with Simon in a few days. Take care of each other until then." Crystal says before running forward with Marceline and Vlad watching her go as they hope that she will be back.

~[Flashback Over]~

"...But I never did." A somber Crystal says as she closed her eye in regret and looks away. "When I was able to track down Simon the next day, it was too late. He had succumbed to the madness of the Ice Crown. What's worse and I'm ashamed to say this, but he attacked me and caught me off guard as the Ice King was able to destroy my physical form and forced me to retreat back into my Gem. For some reason or another, Ice King pocketed me and I don't know how long I was stuck in my Gem, but when I finished regenerating, I found myself inside a small ice cave that would later turn into the Ice Castle with the Ice King telling me that I will be his Ice General from now on."

"With no way of knowing where I was or where the Kids were, I was forced to stay with Ice King until 200 years later, I was able to find Marcy and Vlad by chance and reunited with them. I explained what happened and we made amends. After that, I tried to resume my original mission and take care of them but after Marcy and Vlad finally met Ice King face-to-face, they decided to give me a new mission and watch over him to make sure that he doesn't die or do something seriously dangerous like kill someone. I honored their request for my past failure and stayed with the Ice King for 1,000 years, taking care of him, protecting him, making sure that he does his morning and nightly routine, and even helping him with his schemes, although I made sure to give the Princesses some comfort and find a way to free them without having Ice King getting suspicious. He's pretty forgetful, but not if people betray him."

"...Whoa...I...I can't believe that the Ice King used to be a cool guy and that he was like a Father to Marcy and Vlad...although Uncle Hunson was a prick so it makes sense." Darcy says with a thoughtful hum as Jiren rubs his chin curiously.

"So, if you are not a bad guy like the Ice King, then why do you always beat me and my brothers up so much?" Jiren asked before yelping in pain as Crystal reached over to poke her ice finger against his forehead playfully.

"It's simple, to keep you idiots from messing around with the Ice King. When he kidnaps Princesses, it makes sense, but you three always trespass into the Ice Kingdom to mess around. Plus, I need to keep up appearances to not arouse suspicion from the Ice King. It's why I waited patiently until I could find my moment to free the prisoners and that's where you and your friends come in as well as another soldier that I met and befriended recently. Dutch, you can come out now." Crystal says while looking ahead as Darcy and Jiren turn their heads, and they spot what seems to be a Flame Person/Gem Hybrid slowly walking into the chamber to wave at them.

Standing before them is a 6'2-feet-tall, 16-year-old Flame Person (50%)/Gem (50%) Male Hybrid with red eyes, shoulder-length red hair, no ears/nose, a small mouth, a sharp chin, a Dark Ruby Gem planted in the middle of his chest, Yellow-Orange Skin, a tall muscular slim build, and her outfit consists of a dark brown full body armored suit with dark red accents. His name is Dutch McGill, an Alien Teenage Hybrid Soldier for the Fire Kingdom.

"Hello, Crystal, ready to implement the Princesses' Rescue?" Dutch asked with a big smirk on his face as Crystal nodded curtly and turned to Darcy and Jiren.

"Darcy, Jiren, meet Dutch McGill, a Teenage Soldier who was recently recruited a year ago to be in the Fire Kingdom Army to serve the Royal Family," Crystal explained while pointing over at Dutch as Darcy took a good look at him and couldn't help but gasp softly as she spotted the Gem on his body.

"Wait a minute, are you a Gem too?!"

"Half Gem, but yes. I'm a Flame Person/Half Gem. My Father was a Flame Person and my Mum is a Ruby...not your Ruby by the way as Crystal told me about you." Dutch says as Darcy pouted a bit by what he said before blinking as she realized something.

"Wait a minute, you are a Soldier from the Fire Kingdom? There's a Kingdom that is on fire?"

"And covered with magma as well, yes."

"...I freaking hate the future," Darcy says with a glare as Jiren turns to Dutch.

"So you and Crystal are friends?"

"Yep, I met Crystal a while back and we work together to stop Ice King's Kidnapping Schemes. I was about to confront him earlier on when you guys suddenly showed up." An amused Dutch says as he then grows serious. "Anyway, I think it's time for action. Let's go and save the Princesses."

"Understood. I will stay here. Now, when Ice King asks about my presence, lie and say that Dutch showed up out of nowhere and helped free you guys and you three overwhelmed and poofed me." Crystal ordered as the Gang nodded.

"Gotcha," Darcy says before going over to hug Crystal, who hugged her back as she then separated with a watery smile. "It's still good to meet you again, Crystal."

"Same, Little Soldier. As I said before, come and visit me whenever you want. Now, go and save your Boyfriend and friends."

"Finn's not my boyfriend!" A blushing Darcy yelled as Jiren and Dutch chuckled amusedly while Crystal smiled knowingly.

"Oh, really? Because Finn seemed to be extra pissed when Ice King kidnapped you. I had never seen him that angry before. He must love you~," Crystal says with a teasing tone as Darcy blushes harder and covers her face as she moans.

---

"...ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!" Ice King laughed crazily while still drumming as hard and as fast as he could with the reluctant Princesses still playing their instruments as a beaming Finn finally came up with his plan just as Simon pushed his drums apart with another manical laugh as he sweated heavily. "Oh, that was fun!"

"Oh, it was fun. Hey, you should get some more fun stuff." Finn suggested with a sly smirk on his face as Ice King perked up and nodded.

"You're right. Good idea, Finn."

"Good idea indeed," Finn says with a mischievous tone while watching Ice King turn around to leave the room just as Darcy, Jiren, and Dutch appear as they run over to the Ice Jail. "Darcy! Jiren! You two are okay!" A relieved and happy Finn yelled as Jake turned to give Dutch a curious look.

"Who's that guy?"

"His name is Dutch, he helped free us from Crystal and we fought her and poofed her." Darcy lied through her teeth as, thankfully, the Boys believed her, and they nodded.

"Alright, so let's get you guys out of here already," Jiren says while holding up his flaming fist as Dutch held up his flaming arms, but Finn shakes his head as he raises his hand.

"Wait, guys, don't. Trust me, I got a plan where not only we will be able to get free but also save the Princesses. Hear me out, everyone." Finn says, gaining everyone's attention as they crowd around him.

"Lay it on us, Finn," Blake says as the Human Hero nods.

"Okay, first everyone needs to be dancing and laughing and saying fun stuff like, 'Whoopee!'. Second, Darcy and the others hide nearby. Third, when the Ice King comes back, everyone plays it up, like we want him to come inside the jail and party with us. Fourth, when he steps inside, we're gonna beat the tar out of him. Fifth, when we knock him out, we all escape. Is everyone on board with this?"

"Ooh, nice plan, Finn."

"Sweet plan, dude."

"Nice."

"Let's do it."

"Simple but effective."

"Cool, I can work with that." Darcy, Jake, Jiren, Dutch, Chewypaste, and Blake said in unison with impressed looks on their faces as the Other Princesses mumbled in agreement while LSP scoffed and crossed her arms as she floated forward.

"I think by everyone saying 'whoopee' the plan won't work cause he'll know we're faking it."

"Good point, Lumpy Space Princess," Finn says with a nod as Jiren scoffed.

"The first good point she had in forever."

"I heard that, you dick." LSP insulted with a glare before composing herself as she turned back to Finn. "Anyway, I'm gonna say something fun like, 'Oh yeah, I'm having a fun time! Oh my gosh, havin' the best time I've ever had in my entire life!',"

"Okay, it doesn't really matter what you say but whatever," Darcy stated with a deadpanned glare just as they heard incoming footsteps as everyone perked up.

"Quick, Ice King's coming!" Dutch yelled urgently as Finn and the Princesses quickly got into their positions while Jiren ran over to use his powers to create a giant ice pillar in front of him, and Darcy and Dutch went over to hide behind it as Ice King re-entered the room with a board game.

"Make way for the fun tray-Whoa, what's happening?" Ice King says with a smile before blinking in surprise as he spots everyone in the jail cell partying and dancing around. "What is this?"

"We're having fun! Whoopee!" Finn cheered as Ice King pouted.

"Because I left the room?"

"Because they like it here. Because they like you. Because you're a really fun guy." Jake says with a fake smile as Blake throws up her hands in face excitement.

"Whoo-hoo for Stockolhom Syndrome!"

"...I don't get this." A bewildered Ice King says as Chewypaste turns to him with a fake sultry look.

"It means, that we love being here and we all want to be a part of your harem and fuck you until your heart's content."

"Yeah, come in here and get a feel of my lumps already, big boy," LSP says with a seductive tone as Ice King perks up eagerly and hopefully.

"Me? Do you want to come in there with you? Wow!" A shocked yet happy Ice King exclaimed before going over to his jail cell as he spawned a Magic Ice Key with his powers and opened the cell door as he walked in. "Yes! Yes! Whoopee-,"

"JUMP THIS MOTHERFUCKER!" Darcy exclaimed while she and the boys ran out of their hiding spots as a glaring Finn crouched down and leaped up into the air to kick a surprised Ice King forward as Jake, who was able to use his pickaxe ears to chip away the ice block containing, reared back his arm and thrusted his fist forward, enlarging it with his stretchy powers as he delivered a mighty punch across Ice King's body, sending him flying over to collide against the icy bars of his jail

"Quick, everyone! To freedom!" Chewypate shouted while leading everyone to freedom as she and the rest of the Princesses began making their way through the icy door of their jail cell.

"WAIT, NO! DON'T LEAVE!" A panicking and angry Ice King yelled while raising his hand to fire a big ice beam at a worried Blake, but thankfully, Darcy ran over to skid in front of her and stood up on a low crouch as her gemstone glowed pink, and the Human/Gem Hybrid reached into her Gem to summon her Shield and used it to deflect the ice beam back at Ice King as it impacted against his left arm, freezing it in a block of ice a Simon fumed angrily. "I WILL KILL YOU ALL!" Ice King exclaimed while using his Ice Magic to morph the ice block in his arm into a giant ice scythe and swung backwards to try and hit Jake, who quickly shrunk his arm back into its default size as a snarling Ice King tried to run over to swing at Finn, only for Dutch to slide in and block his attack by reaching into his gem as he summoned a big dark red battle axe.

Throwing him back, Dutch then held out his arm, and Jiren did the same as they both fired big streams of flames at Ice King, whose white beard started flapping rapidly as he flew up into the air and avoided the attack but it left him open for a grunting Darcy to throw her Shied over to collide against his gut, causing Simon to grunt in pain as a glaring Finn reached behind him to pull out his Scarlett Sword and ran over to then leap up into the air as he swung his weapon down at Ice King, who created an ice shield to protect him, but the force of the Mutated Human's attack sends him crashing down into the ground.

Groaning in pain, Ice King tried to sit up from the ground, only for Jake to appear on the scene while stretching himself into the form of a steamroller and rolling through a yelping Ice King as Jake then whirled around to face him and morphed himself into a four ball collision with Ice King's head being in the middle as the Magic Dog then began colliding his balls against his face (Pause), bruising and injuring him before jumping up into the air to morph back into his default form as Jake then held out his arm and morphed his hand into a sledgehammer as he proceeds to use it to whack Simon across his face to knock him down into the ground.

Before Ice King could try and get up from the floor, Jiren raised his arms and produced a non-sharp ice stump that collided against Ice King's chest, sending him flying up into the air as Dutch leaped up into the air and swung his Battle Axe down at Simon, easily shattering apart his ice shield as he fell down and Jake was able to catch him after stretching his arms over to wrap his hands around the ice bars and a nearby ice spike and used himself as a slingshot to fling a screaming Ice King over to Darcy, who summoned her Magic Staff from out of her glowing pink Gem as she then delivered a mighty whack across his body.

Screaming in pain, Ice King was sent flying back over to Jake, who caught him once again and sent him flying back to the others as Finn ran over to deliver a powerful kick across his stomach that sent him flying upwards as Jiren raised his arms and fired out dual streams of water that wrapped around the Ice Wizard's body and his hands lit up with electricity, electrocuting the hell out of a screaming Ice King as Dutch crouched down and jumped up into the air to deliver a powerful punch across his face, sending him crashing down into the ground with a pained moan.

Summoning her Bubble Shield and shrinking it down enough to fit inside the icy jailcell, Darcy allowed Jake to raise his giant arm and smashed his hammer hand against her Bubble Shield, sending her flying forward as she collided against Ice King's body and pulled a Cannonball vs Kevin 11 Move and began pinballing across the icy jailcell and began hitting the Ice Wizard from all angles with him yelping in pain from each time before growing angry as he raised his arms and fired a big burst of ice energy that collided against Darcy's Bubble Shield to freeze it over.

Grinning at his victory, Ice King then gasped in shock as a Non-Frozen Darcy was able to pop her Bubble Shield, breaking apart the ice and sending ice shards everywhere as she flew over to land in front of the Ice Wizard and swung her Magic Shield forward, creating a magic pink portal behind him and another in front of Finn, who grinned slyly as he ran forward to then leap up into the air and flew through the Magic Pink Portal as he ended up behind Ice King and delivered a mighty kick at his butt, sending him flying forward as a grinning Darcy raised her arm and summoned dual small bubble around her fists as she delivered a powerful punch across Simon's face.

After being knocked down onto the ground, Dutch ran over to swing his Battle Axe at Ice King, who narrowly avoided the attack but had the bottom part of his white beard cut off as a 1-foot-tall Jake flung himself onto the scene and twirled around to land in front of the Ice Wizard and grow out his fists to began punching him left and right as Jiren ran over to deliver a strong kick across his sides, sending him flying back over to collide against the bars of icy prison with a pained yelp.

Raising his arms, Jiren then fired dual streams of fire at Ice King, who swiftly created a small icy dome around him as Jake quickly grew up into a ten-feet-tall drill and pierced himself into the icy dome as he began drilling into it, being able to crack apart the icy dome as Darcy ran over to begin delivering multiple punches across Ice King's body with her bubble gloves, injuring him greatly as Finn and Dutch ran over to slice off half of his beard with their Scarlet Sword and Battle Axe.

Getting angry, Ice King let out a loud yell and raised his arms as he fired multiple ice lightning bolts that forced our faithful heroes to jump back in alarm and worry as Simon fired a burst of ice lightning at Darcy and Jiren with the Alien Hybrid quickly summoning another Shield to protect her and the Elemental Hero as Jake let out a loud roar and stretched his torso over to Ice King and spawn in multiple fists as he began stretching them down to impact against Ice King, who took off into the air to avoid all of the incoming stretchy fists as he fired bursts of icy wind to knock back the fists that got too close to him.

Narrowing his eyes, Dutch's Gem glowed red as he used his shapeshifting to stretch out and grow his arms as he fired a dual stream of giant flames at Ice King, who narrowly teleported out of the way with a burst of snowflakes to avoid the attack as a glaring Finn decided to end this once and for all as he ran forward and leaped up into the air to tackle a grunting Ice King into the ground, pissing him off as the Mutated Human reached over to grab his arms and they began struggling.

"Why are you doing this?!" A heartbroken and glaring Ice King asked while trying to push off Finn, but failed as the Mutated Human continued lying on top of him, easily restraining him with his Super Strength as Darcy and the others watched on. "Everyone was finally warming up to me! You kids are nothing but goddamn cockblocks! Crystal! Come and assist your King!"

"Sorry, Man, but Crystal ain't coming, Darcy, Jiren, and Dutch already 'poofed' her or whatever the hell that means, but for real man, they were NOT warming up to you!"

"Yeah, we just lied to you so that you can lower your guard enough to open the Icy Jailcell." Jiren pointed out with a sly smirk as Finn nodded while glaring down at Ice King.

"Besides, you are fucking nuts, dude! And I don't know how to help you! Probably because I'm just a kid, so maybe you should talk to someone with more life experience, like Jake!"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, Finn, what are you doing? Don't dump the Ice King on me!" An annoyed Jake yelled as he huffed. "I'm a Manchild with questionable flippy morals who lives in a Treehouse with his adoptive brothers, one of his brother's Crush, and a robot videogame! I haven't even married Lady Rainicorn or had kids with her yet! I'm nowhere near as mature as you think I am!"

"Oh...well...either way, you gotta get it in you're head, man! Putting Princesses in jail is wrong!" Finn yelled down at Ice King, who growled angrily but then remembered that he has magic powers, unlike Finn, and reared back his head to let out a cryogenic sonic howl that caused Finn to yelp in pain and jump back to cradle his ringing ears as Ice King's white beard flapped rapidly and took off into the air with a menacing glare on his face as his body glowed with sparkling blue ice magic.

"Finn, you, your Brothers, your Girlfriend, and that Random Dude just ruined my chances with 5 or 6 potential wives! For that, you will-Whoa!" Ice King says before yelping in surprise as a blank-faced Darcy thrusted out her chest and summoned her Shield that flew out of her Gem as it flew over to collide against the Ice Crown, sending it flying back as a yelping Ice King crashed down into the ground. "Oh, no! My Ice Crown! Without it, my Ice Powers are gone-Aaaarrrrggghhhhhh!" Ice King says before yelping in pain as Darcy reaches into her glowing pink Gem to summon her Magic Staff and extends it as she proceeds to pole vault over to deliver a mighty kick across his face, knocking him out as he crashes down into the ground.

"We should've done that an hour ago," Darcy says to Finn and the others, who nod in agreement as she then turns to give an unconscious Ice King a discreet, sympathetic look. "I'm sorry, Simon, I promise that I will find a way to help you out, for Marcy and Vlad's sake," Darcy promised as we suddenly zoomed into the Ice King's head, and we see said person flying through space, which was tinted golden as he was naked with his seven-inch dick and balls being covered by his beard as he had a melancholic look on his face.

"Why do people not like me? Is it because I'm a Magic User or is my beard too shaggy? Ah, I try so hard to be a good Husband for women. What's wrong with me?" Ice King asked with a confused and somber frown on his face as, much to his surprise, a powerful deity appeared before him, known simply as the 'Cosmic Owl' as he resembled...a golden Cosmic Owl...duh.

"Hoo...hoo...hoo...you feel lost and alone for reasons not of your fault, outside forces warped your mind beyond comprehension, making you lose the love of your life, your children, friends...everyone, but there is a way to fix this, Simon, and that's by reuniting with your old loved ones and going over to an old friend of mine to make a wish-,"

"Who are you? Ha, ha I know. You're probably a-a big nerd!" Ice King interrupted, surprising the Cosmic Owl as he glanced down at him in bewilderment. "Why don't you try being cool like me?" Ice King asked with a maniacal laugh while turning around to fly away as Cosmic Owl sweatdropped and facepalmed with a groan.

"Errr, I will get him eventually...maybe I should've talked with his Children instead?" Cosmic Owl asked himself thoughtfully just as a golden portal appeared beside him as the image of another Cosmic Owl appeared beside him.

"Hey."

"Oh, Cosmic Owl of Universe 3456789-Part B, how may I help you?" Cosmic Owl asked curiously as Cosmic Owl of Universe 3456789-Part B gave him a hopeful look.

"Okay, look, Cosmic Owl of Universe 16, I was wondering if you could help me out with a situation. You see, I'm assigned to help out the Finn the Human of this universe with his relationship with Flame Princess. I spotted a disturbance in the cosmos and saw a vision of them breaking up for good due to Finn's Hormonal Impulses, so I was wondering if I should share my wisdom with him vaguely or be direct with him?"

"Hmmm, first off, is he similar to Prime Finn the Human?"

"Almost exactly the same, but with a few differences, yeah." Cosmic Owl of Universe 3456789-Part B says as Cosmic Owl of Universe 16 grew worried.

"Oh, then be direct with him, definitely. Trust me, Prime Cosmic Owl tried to be vague with him, but Finn is too much of a dumbass to properly understand what he means and blew it big time with Flame Princess. Although, admittedly, it was also Jake the Dog's fault for his terrible advice and Phoebe should've at least talked to him and they should've talked about their problems instead of just ghosting him for a long while...hmmm, you know what? Send three messages to them to make sure that my OTTP doesn't get ruined."

"What?"

"I mean, Huntress Wizard is an alright love interest, but I much prefer Flame Princess to be with Finn, I find them cuter that way." Cosmic Owl of the Universe 16 says with a giggle as the Cosmic Owl of Universe 3456789-Part B gives him a deadpanned look just as we appear in the real world, and we see a still giggling Ice King being woken up as he realizes that he was in his bed, surrounded by Penguins who were tickling him as Crystal appeared with a tray of cookies and a glass of milk in her hands.

"Huh? What happened? Princesses?"

"What Princesses, sir?" Crystal asked with a fake confused look on her face as a bewildered Ice King turned to her with an irritated glare.

"Don't play coy with me, Crystal. I'm talking about the Princesses that I had-,"

"Here's your milk and cookies, sir, to help you go to sleep tonight."

"Oh, yippie!" An excited Ice King exclaimed, forgetting all about what happened that day as he eagerly ate all of the cookies and drank the milk urgently as Simon then fell asleep, and Crystal patted him on the head as if he were a child and proceeded to grab the Ice Crown as she threw it up into the air and gave it a hard kick, sending it flying over to land inside of a dumpster as Crystal cracked her knuckles with a pissed-off glare on her face as she went over to began her daily beatdown of the cursed sentient crown.

"Whoo-hoo! Yeah! We are free!" Everyone cheered as we see a 100-foot-tall Jake walking across the Ice Kingdom on all fours late at night as Darcy and the others could be seen squealing in glee and happiness as they rode on the Magical Dog's back.

"Thank you, everyone, for saving us." A grateful Slime Princess says as a smiling Finn reaches over to grab her and lifts her up into the air.

"You're welcome, Slime Princess."

"And remember when you vowed to marry us to the thing of our choosing?" Slime Princess asked with a sly tone as Darcy and the others stared at her confusedly.

"Uh, yeah...

"Well, I'd like to marry you." Slime Princess says with a seductive and loving tone as all of the Princesses, minus Chewypaste and Blake, went 'Ooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh' teasingly as Darcy looked comically shocked by what she said.

"I would like to marry you too, Finn." Hot Dog says with a giggle as Wildberry Princess nods with a blush.

"Ditto."

"Me three, sugar." Emerald Princess says with a wink as Rageddy crawls over to give a nervous and awkward Finn a sultry look.

"I'm willing to give you my first time if you want it." Raggedy Princess says while reaching up to grab the front of her sack and briefly pull it down to show her cleavage as an annoyed Chewypaste bonked her on the head and was about to scold the girls for trying to propose to the clearly uncomfortable boy but then-

"NONE OF YOU BITCHES CAN HAVE HIM! STAY AWAY FROM HIM! FINN IS MINE!" A furious Darcy exclaimed while reaching over to hug a surprised Finn as all of the Princesses slowly blinked in shock before grinning cheekily as they made 'Ooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh' noises playfully.

"Wow, Darcy, already claiming him as your own? How bold." Chewypaste says with a teasing tone as Blake nods with a giggle.

"Yeah, by this point, you guys will soon reach Tier 15."

"Not on my watch!" Jiren and Jake yelled with a stern glare as, while they want Finn to be happy, they don't want him to do something with Darcy that they are not prepared to deal with as the Human/Gem Teenage Hybrid realized what she said and grew embarrassed as Darcy lets go of a blushing Finn, who chuckled awkwardly with his eyes darting around as he then turned to Jake.

"Jake, help me!" Finn whispered-yelled with a pleading look on his face, looking like he was going to pass out from embarrassment as, unfortunately, he made the mistake of asking his Brother for help.

"Hey, Princesses, you shouldn't marry Finn. He pees his pants constantly. All of the time...oh and he has a micro dick." Jake lied as all of the Princesses yelped in disgust or began laughing loudly as a red-faced Finn's jaw dropped in shock at what he said.

"Oh, gross! Put me down! Put me down! Put me down!" Slime ordered with a glare as a blushing Finn lowered her down into the ground and flinched as he then turned over to Darcy, who covered her blushing mouth with a giggle and held out her pinkie playfully with a wink as Finn blushed harder.

"Wait, wait, wait, Darcy, Girls, Jake was just lying! Right, Jake?!" Finn asked Jake panickedly as Jiren chuckled amusedly.

"Don't worry, Girls, Jake was just joking...but he does cries when he poops."

"JIREN!" An angry Finn exclaimed with everyone laughing loudly as Jiren smirked cockily before growing somber as he then looked away with a heavy sigh.

"Man, I wish that I get to marry a fiery hot princess one day," Jiren said sadly with a certain Fire Elemental sneezing cutely from her lantern in her kingdom as a chuckling Jake continued walking through the Ice Kingdom.

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And done! I hope that you guys enjoyed the new chapter, and I can't wait to write the next one. Also, here are the Voice Actors for the OCs:

1) 10-year-old Vlad Abaader's Voice Actor: Yuri Lowenthal, specifically when he voices the character Ben Tennyson from the Ben 10 Series.

2) Dutch McGill's Voice Actor: Eric Vale, specifically when he voices the character Sanji from One Piece.

That's about it. Anyway, as always, I will catch you all later.