Adventure Time with Finn, Jake, Darcy, Jiren, & The Crystal Gems! Chapter 10: S1E10: Businesstime!, an Adventure Time with Finn and Jake + Steven Universe Crossover fanfic

Hey, guys! Welcome to the new chapter of Adventure Time with Finn, Jake, Darcy, Jiren, & The Crystal Gems! I hope that you guys will enjoy the chapter. Also, before we begin, I would like to say that the OC Darcy Quartz Kane belongs to both me and JokerGames1999, the OCs Jiren, Vlad, Cobalt, and Dutch belong entirely to 9655, and the OC Julius belongs entirely to drakin6345...anyway, we don't own anything except for our OCs.

NOW LET'S GET ON WITH THE STORY!

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"I found another bike and more computers. What do you guys get?"

"Well, I found a photo of one of my Crystal Gem Friends." An excited Darcy says while rushing over to reach over and grab a picture that was stuck inside of the iceberg as it showed the image of the Leader of the Timbercats and a Ruby hunting and smiling with each other. "This could be my first clue on finding one of my friends."

"I found two wedding rings, a tuxedo, and a wedding dress," Jiren commented as Jake pouted.

"Aw, man, I keep finding baby shoes," Jake says just as he torches an iceberg with his flamethrower and exposes more baby shoes. "WHAT THE HECK, MAN?! AND THEY'RE ALL LEFTIES!"

"Keep it together, chubby," Finn says calmly as he and the others walk over to Jake.

"Yeah, man, we are close to finding all of the materials that we will need to finish building our gauntlet dock," Darcy says with an excited while pointing over at a huge gauntlet dock filled with all kinds of dangerous weapons and traps as the gang was trying to build it for training and fun reasons.

"Aww, building this gauntlet dock is hard, man. Hard work sucks." Jake says with a groan as Jiren rolls his eyes playfully.

"Don't be lazy, Jake, sometimes, we have to do stuff that sucks in order to get what we want-Whoa, incoming iceberg!" Jiren scolded before he and the others yelped in surprise as a huge iceberg appeared and washed up ashore as the gang went over to inspect it.

"Whoa, this iceberg is huge." An amazed Darcy says as Finn nodded in agreement.

"Yeah, I wonder what cool stuff is inside."

"I got dibs!" An excited Jake says as he runs over to the iceberg. "Ooo, I hope it's not baby shoes!" Jake says while wiping the surface of the ice, which reveals a face within the ice as he flinched in surprise. "Whoa, it's a guy."

"For real?" A surprised Darcy asked as she and the others walked over to inspect the iceberg as well as they were shocked to see a bunch of frozen people inside.

"Creepy. It's a buncha guys." Finn says as Jake hums thoughtfully.

"You know what they remind me of? Well-dressed pickles."

"Stand back, guys! I'm gonna melt 'em outta there! Full charge!" Finn yelled with a maniacal grin while blasting a huge flame out of his flamethrower as a worried Jiren ran up to stop him.

"Whoa, don't roast them, Finn. You gotta be careful. Like this." Jiren says while raising his arm and firing dual streams of flames that carefully wash over the iceberg and melt it enough to reveal the top halves of the Mysterious People, who seem to be 1,000 Plus-years-old Zombie Humans of various sizes with white eyes, short brown hair, numerous boils placed across their whole bodies, small ears, no nose, a small mouth, a sharp chin, Pale Greenish-Blue Skin, slim builds, and their outfit consists of long-sleeved high-collared black jackets, a long-sleeved high-collared white buttoned up shirts underneath, blue ties, a black belt with a silver belt buckle, long black pants, and a pair of black shoes as they also carry around briefcases and the leader of the group wears a red necktie and has black hair. Their names are the Business Men, a group of Former Humans who were left behind in the 21st century and were left accidentally frozen by their comrades to save them during the Mushroom War, but due to being left frozen for 1,000 years, it had mutated them into becoming Zombies as they lost their memories of their Humanity, except for their time as working as Business Men.

"Whoa, they kind of look like Humans." An amazed Finn says as Darcy hums and shakes her head.

"No, I don't think they are Humans, Finny. They look more like Zombies."

"Hey, can you hear me? Hello?" Jiren asked while he and Jake knocked on the Business Men's heads as they got no responses as the Magical Dog even tried to check their pulses but felt nothing.

"Yeah, I think Darcy is right. These guys are legit dead."

"Wait, if they are Zombies, shouldn't they be moving or something-Oh, hey, look this one's got some kind of pack." A bemused Finn says while trying to reach over and grab the Leader of the Business Men's briefcase, only for said person to suddenly come to life and reach over to push him away as he and the others screamed in surprise.

"I remember...business." The Leader of the BM says while he and his friends break out of the ice as Darcy and the others eye them oddly. "We...are...Business Men."

"Oooh, well, I'm Finn, and these are my brothers, Jake and Jiren, and this is our friend, Darcy," Finn says while introducing himself and the others as Jake raises an eyebrow curiously.

"What kind of business do you do?"

"Do any of you remember your old lives?" Darcy asked worriedly as she wanted to help out the Business Men get used to the future like she currently is.

"Been frozen...so long, I..." The Leader of the BM says while he and the others groan in pain and clutch their heads as the gang gives them concerned looks. "...can't remember. Can't remember...oh, looking for help, your business? We love working for you." The Leader of the BM pleaded with Darcy and the others as Jiren shook his head.

"Oh, sorry, but no. Adventurers don't need any help-,"

"Yes! Help us fix that dock!" Jake interrupted as the Leader of the BM hummed curiously.

"Dock-ka?"

"Yeah, right over there," Jake says while pointing over at a half-build gauntlet dock as the Leader of the BM and his comrades perked up as they nodded.

"Yes, this dock-ka...could be more...efficient."

"No, wait," Finn says while raising his hand to stop the Business Men as they reel back and murmur as if frightened. "Jake, this dock is our fun pie. We should be the ones to bake it."

"Yeah, besides, it feels bad forcing these guys to help build our dock when they had JUST been unfrozen and will soon find out that they are in the future." A worried Darcy says as Jake frowns.

"But they're begging for it, guys. Just look at 'em." Jake says while pointing over at the Business Men, who look excited, and several of them are drooling.

"Well, I guess you are not wrong." Jiren says with a small hum as Jake nods.

"Yeah, guys, these poor souls are lost without jobs. We can't ignore their plight." Jake says as he then turns to the Business Men. "Go on, guys, fix it up!" Jake yelled as the Business Men cheered loudly and murmured to each other excitedly as they then ran over to the dock and began building.

"Well...they do seem really happy to do it," Darcy admitted reluctantly as Jake nodded and patted her back.

"Of course, girl, they said they, 'Love work for you',"

"Uhh...we finish." The Business Men said in unison as the gang turned their heads and were surprised to see that they were able to finish completing the gauntlet dock as Darcy and the boys perked up and ran over to the gauntlet dock as they began running up it, and suddenly, a bunch of logs fall down on them as Jiren raised his hands and fired a big stream of fire that burned them all to ashes as they ran forward and noticed a swinging axe and sawblades as a smirking Finn reached behind him to grab his Scarlett Sword and used his monstrous strength to swung his weapon over to slice the axe and sawblades into a million pieces as the group ran forward and noticed numerous compartments opening up to show numerous boots attached to springs as Darcy ordered everyone to jump up now and they all did so as she then summoned her Bubble Shield and landed down on the spring boots as it launched them up high into the air and they burst through a guillotine as Darcy de-summoned her Bubble Shield and ran over to a ring of fire with a ramp placed in front of it as Jake quickly morphed himself into a car and allowed the gang to go inside of him as he then ran over to zoom up the ramp and the group were launched through the ring of fire as they fall past a bunch of landmines and landed down in the ocean as Jake morphed himself back to normal and Darcy and the boys then resurfaced from the water as they all shared a laugh.

"That was fun!"

"See? If we hire them full-time, they'll be back in business and we'll be able to focus on fun stuff. Everybody wins." A smiling Jake says as Darcy and Jiren frown lightly.

"But it still feels wrong though-,"

"Maybe you're right," Finn admitted with a soft smile as an excited Jake then turned to the Business Men.

"You hear that, guys?! Maybe I'm right!"

"Really? Job? With...ad-ven-tur-ers?" A hopeful Leader of the BM asked as Finn and Jake gave them hopeful looks while Darcy and Jiren shared a defeated look as they all nodded, and the Business Men all cheered and began dancing in joy as the Leader threw down his briefcase and chisels, 'Fin, Jake, Darcy, & Jiren Adventuring Incorporated' into the side.

{Adventure Time with Finn, Jake, Darcy, Jiren, & The Crystal Gems Theme Song!}

We...are...the Crystal Gems!

We'll always save the day!

We cue to a post-apocalyptic wasteland that features a rat inside of what seems to be a large broken Gem Spaceship and several undetonated nuclear bombs nearby as the camera then pans over to a snow-covered biome, and we see a group of Penguins hugging and kissing each other with a tiny red hearts floating above their heads as they make a few quick wenking sounds and a Snow Golem could be seen sitting on a grassy hill nearby as the rest of the Ice Kingdom appears, including the Ice King as he was floating in the air near his Ice Castle and spins around to face the readers while activating his ice Powers with his hands as Crystal popped out of the window of the Ice Castle while holding onto Gunther as they waved at the readers with a wink.

The camera then appears at the Candy Kingdom as we see a large crowd of Candy People laughing and dancing in the middle of the road as the camera quickly scales up Princess Bubblegum's Castle, eventually passing the clouds to where we can see Princess Bubblegum, Marceline, High King Julius, and High Queen Chewypaste riding around on the back of Lady Rainicorn as Bonnie smiles warmly and waves lightly while Marcy shapeshifts her face to resemble that of a monster and hissed loudly as Julius held out his sword with a determined smirk on his face as Chewy kissed his cheek and waved at the readers cheerfully. Appearing on a huge hot ass dessert, we see a cowboy-dressed stoic Ruby riding around on a Skinny Gaint Chicken as she tipped her hat at the readers before the camera teleports over to the Crystal Gems Temple, which was located deep within a Forest near an Oasis as Sapphire and Spinella could be seen riding around on Hestia as the One-Eyed Gem waved politely while the Pink-Haired Gem stretched out her limbs with a goofy smile on her face.

Teleporting to a dark cave placed inside of a giant scary-looking mountain, we could see a grinning Amethyst relaxing on her bed as an annoyed Pearl was trying to scold her for being so freaking lazy, but to no avail as the Purple-Skinned Gem winked at the readers playfully while sticking out her tongue as the Ivory-Skinned Gem groans in exasperation but flashed the audience a calm smile. Cueing over at the Gang's Treehouse, we see a two-headed duck quacking along before zooming into the house, and we see our faithful heroes residing in their living room as Finn, Jake, Darcy, and Jiren sharing a fist bump with big grins on their faces as BMO and Neptr smiled in the background.

So come on and grab your friends,

We're going to protect various distant lands

Devastation and mayhem could be seen across various lands of Ooo as many villainous figures like the Lich, the Gem Empire, and other Evil Monsters could be seen wreaking havoc against innocent civilians, who were trying to run away from them and head to safety, but failed miserably as the Super Villains honed in on them and were about to kill them, only for a nearby Warp Pad to glow brightly as the Crystal Gems appeared into the scene and glared over at their Supervillain Foes as a glaring Darcy summonsed her Shield and Magic Staff and got into a threatening battle stance, a serious-looking Finn pulled out his sword and swipes the air a bit, a growling Jake grew up to gigantic size, Jiren lifted up his arms and set them ablaze with hot fire, Ruby and Sapphire fused into Garnet and summonsed her gauntlets, Pear summonsed her spear and aimed it at the Villains with a determined glare, Crystal twirled around a bit and summonsed her fans as she covered them in frost, Spinella summonsed her war hammer and stretched out her limbs as she bounced around lightly, and a glaring Julius pulled out his magic sword as it lit up with blue fire.

And if you think we can't,

We'll always find a way!

Glaring down at the Super Villains, the Crystal Gems then ran forward to confront them with the majority of the members being ahead of Finn and Darcy, who shared a knowing look as they nodded and held hands as the Teenagers then gained determined looks and were able to run past their friends as the Duo Adventurers then leaped up into the air and held out their respective weapons as a glaring Darcy and Finn proceeds to slash/whack the Lich across his face as the others joined in on the fight and leaped over to fight their respective Villains as an epic battle occurred.

That's why the people of this crazy world

Always believe in...

Garnet, Amethyst, Spinella, Crystal, Pearl, Jiren, Finn, Jake, and Darcy!

After defeating their foes and saving everybody from destruction, the Crystal Gems decided to head back to their Base to celebrate and have a big party with each other as Jake dropped down onto all fours, and the gang was quick to climb up the Giant Dog as he then took off at high speeds with everyone laughing joyfully by this as they zoomed past various people like Princess Bubblegum, Marceline, High Queen Chewypaste, Ice King, BMO, Neptr, Lady Raincorn, Phoebe, Hestia, and Huntress Wizard as they all watched them go in surprise before beaming excitedly as they all eagerly followed after the group.

The fun will never end

'Cause, it's Adventure Time!

After reuniting at the Crystal Gems Temple, we see everyone enjoying their little victory by throwing a big dance party with each other as they all mingled with their friends and laughed as we cue to the top of the temple and see our Faithful Heroes having a little part of their own as Jake, Julius, and Jiren shared a high five with a cocky grin while a blushing Finn and Darcy held hands as they leaned over to share a quick kiss before raising their fists up in victory as the title of the story appeared in front of the readers.

{Adventure Time with Finn, Jake, Darcy, Jiren, & The Crystal Gems Theme Song Over!}

"Man, it feels weird doing nothing," Finn commented with a small hum as we fast forward in time, and we cue back to the Treehouse as the Businessmen were hard at work to help our faithful heroes with their heroic adventures, which included cleaning and sharpening all of their weapons, ironing and cleaning their clothes, shining their clothes, and even cleaning the house as there was a few Business Men currently massaging Darcy, who had taken off her light pink beanie, dark pink bandana, and farmer-styled light blue jumpsuit, leaving herself only in her long-sleeved light pink shirt that has a bright yellow star symbol planted in the center and light pink shorts as she laid on a table and allowed the Businessmen to massage her back as Finn and Jake were sitting on the couch, playing a videogame on BMO as Jiren stood near them.

"Relax, man. This is your day off." Jake says reassuringly as Darcy nodded in agreement with a moan.

"Y-Yeah, re-elax, F-Finny," Darcy says with a goofy, satisfied smile on her face before she and the others hear Hot Dog Princess screaming for help in the background.

"We got trouble, guys." A serious Jiren says as the others nod.

"Yeah, I'll get my sword."

"And I will get my Magic Staff and clothes," Darcy says while standing up from the table as she landed on the ground, and the lovebirds are about to walk forward but stop at the sight of the Businessmen standing before them, holding Finn's Backpack and Scarlett Sword as well as Darcy's cleaned clothes and Magic Staff.

"Adventure Pack...and Adventure Clothes and Weapons ready for you."

"Hey, thanks, man." A smiling Finn says while reaching over to grab her stuff as Darcy does the same.

"Yeah, thanks...but the next time that you grab my Magic Staff without my permission, I will kill you all without mercy." Darcy threatened with a glare as the Businessmen flinched worriedly and nodded as we fast forward in time and we see the gang running through the Grass Lands with Darcy summoned her Shield and had her Magic Staff in her other hand while Finn branded his Scarlett Sword, Jake grew out his hands and created spikes on his knuckles, and Jiren covered his arms with flames.

"I have to say, guys, my sword is totally shiny and stinkin' sharp!"

"Yeah, because it's been sharpened and cleaned for the first time in years! You are supposed to do that every once in a while!" Darcy yelled as Finn turned to her in surprise.

"Wait I was?!" Finn asked as Darcy groaned and rolled her eyes.

"Gotta admit, I do feel more alert thanks to my clothes getting cleaned!" A smiling Jiren says with the Businessmen chasing after them and writing notes of what they are doing as the gang arrives at the Hot Dog Kingdom, which is a small state located in the Land of Oo as the kingdom is ruled by Hot Dog Princess and is guarded by her Hot Dog Knights as the whole 'kingdom' comprises a circular plot of discolored grassland bordered by a simple wooden fence with a small dog house attached as Hot Dog Princess can be seen getting attacked by some Battle Cubes, which are giant white geometric cubes that can float and emit lightning bolts when one side of them begins blinking pink.

"Help!"

"Don't cry, Hot Dog Princess! We will fend off these battle cubes!" Finn promised as he and the others ran off with the Businessmen sitting off to the side and continuing to take notes while eating donuts and drinking coffee as Finn and Darcy began deflecting all of the incoming lightning bolts from the Battle Cubes with the help of their Sword, Shield, and Staff, allowing Jake and Jiren to run and either punch them away with their stretchy fists or blasting them away with numerous water and air shots as Hot Dog Princess ran around panickedly and we then fast forward in time as we see that Darcy and the boys are tired from fighting the Battle Cubes as Hot Dog Princess is taking a nap. "Man...I'm getting tired..."

"Yeah, me...too...all these fuckers...can do is just...fly and shoot lightning...but they take no freaking...damage from us..." A panting Darcy says as a groaning Jiren weakly blasted a Battle Cube away with a small burst of air.

"These cubes...are...freaking...resilient...I'll tell you what..."

"Hey, business dudes! Hold off these cubes so we can catch our breath?!" Jake asked the Businessmen, who perked up and nodded as a worried Darcy turned to him.

"Jake! You can't ask them to fight for us! They don't know how to fight-," Darcy scolded just as the Businessmen rushed past them while wearing armor and wielding weapons as they began fighting the Battle Cubes. "...I hate the fucking future," Darcy says with a pout, annoyed at being proven wrong as she and the others sit down on the ground to take a rest as the Leader of the BM appears to offer them a plate filled with bottled water and orange slices.

"Water. Orange slices. Help rehydrate."

"Oh thanks," Jiren says while he and the others get the bottles of water to drink and grab the orange slices to eat as the Leader of the BM runs back into battle.

"These guys are great, right?" A grinning Jake says as Finn smiles softly and nods.

"I gotta admit they are helping-Oh! I think I figured out how to defeat the battle cubes!"

"That's 'cause you had time to rest your body and refresh your brain," Jake says with a knowing tone as he and the others get up from the floor and begin stretching.

"Okay! We'll take it from here, guys!" Darcy yelled reassuringly at the Businessmen as Jiren nodded in agreement.

"Yeah! Good work!" Jiren yelled as the Businessmen stopped fighting the Battle Cubes and turned around to run away as our faithful heroes ran forward.

"Jake! Grow large and grab all the cubes together!" Finn ordered as Jake nodded and grew up to be 50 feet tall as he held out his arms and stretched them over to grab all of the Battle Cubes as the Magical Dog clasped them all together. "Jiren! Melt them down!" Finn ordered as Jiren nodded and crouched down to then jumped up high into the air as Jake opened up his hands and allowed his brother to fire a big stream of flames that washed over all of the Battle Cubes, melting them into hot goo as they began slowly regenerating but Finn won't let that happen as he jumped up high into the air and held out his Scarlet Sword as he began slicing and dicing the Melted Battle Cube Goo into a billion pieces.

"Darcy! Bubble them all away!" Finn ordered as Darcy nodded while holding out her arms as she was able to bubble up all of the sliced-up melted gooey parts of the Battle Cubes and then warped them away to the center of the earth for them to get melted into oblivion by the intense heat. "Yes, it worked. Wake up, Hot Dog Princess. You're free." Finn says to a sleeping Hot Dog Princess, who woke up as she beamed and walked over to them.

"Oh, thank you, guys. Especially you, Finn~," Hot Dog Princess says while standing on her hind legs and puckers her lips as if to give Finn a kiss as Finn rears back, disgusted as a jealous Darcy growls.

"Hey, back off, Hot Dog Princess, Darcy is Finn's girl," Jiren says with a teasing tone as the lovebirds blushed, and Hot Dog Princess ignored him as she leaned forward to try and kiss Finn.

"Ugh, she smells like old hot dog water," Finn whispered to Jake, who giggled as, thankfully, the Leader of the BM ran in between Finn and Hot Dog Princess to take the kiss instead.

"I take one for team."

"Thanks for the help, buddy. You get a promotion." Darcy says to the Leader of the BM with a wink as he cheers and dances as the Other Businessmen go over to begin kissing Hot Dog Princess, and we then fast forward in time as we see the gang hanging out at the Treehouse again with the Businessmen now operating a large collection of wires and monitors while wearing virtual headsets as a few Businessmen were currently massaging Darcy, who had taken off all of her clothes and had a white towel covering up her naked body as they were rubbing her back and legs as Finn and Jake were sitting on the couch, playing a videogame on BMO as Jiren stood near them.

"Oh...lost again." A pouting Jake says as a smirking Finn reaches over to grab the videogame controller.

"My turn," Finn says as Jake huffs and stands up from the couch as he walks off and makes his way past Darcy, who is moaning loudly as her toes curled up.

"Uh, are you okay there, Darcy?"

"I love massages~," Darcy moaned with her eyes rolling to the back of her head and sticking out her tongue as a weirded-out Jake shuffled away from her, and the tired Businessman was planning to stop massaging Darcy. "DID I SAY THAT YOU CAN STOP!?" Darcy ordered with a glare while reaching into her glowing Pink Gem to pull out her Magic Staff threateningly as the Businessmen flinched in fear and went back to massaging her as Jake walked over to get a tub of ice cream from the freezer and spotted the Businessmen working on the Hero Vision Monitor as he walked over to them.

"What's that?"

"Hero vision monitor. Use satellite to tell us world problems."

"Oh, wow. Anything going on?" An impressed Jake asked as Jiren heard what the Leader of the BM said and grew curious.

"Just small things. You save stress for big thing."

"Freakin' awesome, man," Jake says while going over to sit down next to Finn and eats a scoop of ice cream as they continued playing videogames and we fast forward in time to see more and more empty ice cream tubs stacked near Finn and Jake while both of them are getting fatter and fatter as Jiren began playing with them as well, but was still skinny as Darcy was now relaxing on a chair and had a green facial mask with green sea cucumbers on her eyes and wore a bathrobe as the Businessman was massaging her feet and painting her nails.

"Mission complete!" BMO says with a cheerful tone as Finn and Jake cheer as they get up from the couch and begin dancing around, shaking their enormous guts.

"We beat Adventure Master!"

"Holy moly!"

"We're adventure masters!"

"Woo! Yes!" Finn and Jake cheered before getting tired and stopped celebrating to take a breath as they sat down on the couch.

"Can you guys keep it down? I'm trying to relax here." Darcy says while moaning at her feet being rubbed as Finn gives her an apologetic look.

"Sorry, Darcy," Finn says as he then turns to Jake. "Anyway, I never knew being fat and lazy was so rewarding."

"Yeah, your gut's so huge and moldable," Jake says while reaching over to begin pushing around Finn's gut as he manipulates his gut to look like the Ice King. "I'm the Ice King, and I'll never find a bride because I'm such a tool." Jake says while impersonating the Ice King's voice as Finn and Jiren laugh.

"Alright, let me try." Finn says while manipulating his gut to look like Princess Bubblegum as he began impersonated her voice. "I'm Princess Bubblegum and I'm a dork because I like science! I've also got a really annoying voice that Finn secretly thinks is attractive!"

"Ha, ha, you guys are hilarious." A bemused Jiren says as a giggling Darcy nods.

"Yeah, you are-Wait, what did you say about Princess Bubblegum?!" A jealous and angry Darcy asked while reaching up to take off her sea cucumbers as she glared over at Finn, who flinched and sweated nervously as, thankfully for him, the Hero Vision Monitor got activated and showed live footage of LSP running away from a Swamp Giant.

"Ahh! Oh, my gosh! Leave me alone. All I said was 'You're ugly' which is totally true! Somebody help me! Oh no!"

"Man, I am not in the mood for saving Lumpy Space Princess." A groaning Jake says as Darcy nods and puts on her sea cucumbers.

"Ditto."

"Hey, business dudes," Finn says, alerting the Businessmen as they run over to appear in the room from various directions. "What do you guys think?"

"Hmm...just one monster. We do." The Leader of the BM says as he and the others turn around to run away as Jake smiles lightly.

"Right. We'll just save our strength for the big adventures, then. Nice call, dude."

"Are you sure about that?" A concerned Jiren asked as Finn nodded.

"Yeah, bro, imagine how awesome the adventure's going to be when it's time for us to go out there."

"I'm too tired to imagine stuff, but I bet you're right," Jake says with a nod as a moaning Darcy gives them a thumbs up, and Finn and Jake begin eating ice cream while the Human/Gem Pre-Teen Hybrid continues enjoying her spa day as Jiren sighs heavily and shakes his head as we fast forward in time and we see Darcy sleeping on her chair with the Businessmen being nowhere in sight as Jiren was making some lunch in the kitchen and the others had empty tubs and ice cream all over their faces and bodies as they are even fatter than before, and Finn's gut is now visible outside his shirt as they both groan and waiver until they fall over.

"HELP US!"

"Huh? Guys, did you hear that?" A worried Finn asked as Jake nodded lazily.

"Yeah. Let the Businessmen handle it."

"HELP! PLEASE!"

"Okay, now I heard it," Darcy says with a serious look on her face as she gets up from her chair and takes off her sea cucumbers.

"Businessmen, Dar Dar."

"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!" A random voice rang out as a concerned Jiren ran over to glance out the window and gasped in shock and horror at the sight of the Businessmen riding around on a large robot that resembled Finn, Darcy, Jake, and Jiren as the Businessmen were sucking up Fuzzy Friends, who resembled Cloud People, into a container.

"Guys, we got trouble! The Businessmen have gone bat-crazy!" Jiren warned, alarming Finn and Darcy as Jake waved his hand around carelessly.

"Man, just let the Businessmen handle it."

"THE BUSINESSMEN ARE THE PROBLEM, YOU LAZY PLUG HOLE!" Finn, Darcy, and Jiren snapped, surprising Jake as the gang then turned around to make their way out of the Treehouse as they ran up to the Businessmen's Robot.

"Stop it, guys!" Finn ordered as the Leader of the BM glanced down at them confusedly.

"Stop what, boss?"

"You're jacking up those Fuzzy Friends!" Jiren snapped as the Businessmen murmured to themselves confusedly.

"But...we're being heroes. Like you three, bosses. We're protecting them. Collecting them in our care-sack so they cannot be hurt. It's the most efficient way to save people."

"But you're making them unhappy!" A pouting Darcy says as the Leader of the BM shrugged carelessly.

"Irrelevant! These people are in our care-sack! Their happiness is not priority!"

"WELL, WE ARE YOUR BOSSES, AND YOU GUYS ARE ALL FIRED!" Finn screamed angrily with the Businessmen murmuring to themselves in shock before growing angry as they then had their robot suck up the Fuzzy Friends even faster than before.

"...Okay, in hindsight, we should've ordered them to take out all of the Fuzzy Friends from their care-sack, order them to destroy their machine, and THEN fire them," Darcy says with a wince as Jiren facepalmed while a sheepish and blushing Finn then grows determined.

"Alright, guys. Now I've gotta take you down...Finn style." Finn says with a serious tone as he went over to begin to kick their robot, only to get sucked up into the care-sack as an unfazed Finn began kicking it. "I'm kicking your care-sack, dudes!"

"Oh, Finn..." A groaning Darcy says while rubbing her forehead as she then summoned two shields from out of her Pink Gem and was planning to attack the Businessmen's Robot, only for it to accidentally suck up her facial green mask and robe, revealing her naked body to everyone as she blinked slowly and blushed heavily as Darcy squealed loudly and used the shields to block her naked body from view as the Businessmen then sucked her up and she landed inside of the care-sack. "EEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHH! DON'T LOOK! DON'T YOU DARE FUCKING LOOK!" A heavily embarrassed and flushed Darcy snapped at Finn and the Fuzzy Friends, who all covered their eyes respectfully as she then fumbled around below her and was able to find her robe and put it back on as Jiren began firing multiple streams of fire and water up at the Business Robot with said robot trying to suck him up as Jake appeared by the window.

"Don't worry, guys, I'm coming!" Jake says while squeezing his enormous gut out the window as he grunts. "I'm comin', buddies!" Jake yelled reassuringly while flopping onto the ground, still holding a tub of ice cream as he groaned. "Ahh, I'm so fat, dude. I don't know what to do." Jake says with a pout as Finn and Darcy then perked up as they got an idea.

"That's it! Jake! Jiren! Demoralize them!

"What?!/Why?!" Jake and Jiren asked as the lovebirds grinned slyly.

"Do it, man!/We have a legit plan!"

"On it!" Jake says while going over to Jiren, who stayed still and allowed the Businessmen Robot to try and suck up the duo as Jiren ran over to grab onto a fat Jake.

"Okay, now what?!"

"Jake! Use your stretchy powers to grow huge!" Finn ordered as Darcy glanced over at Jiren.

"Jiren, use your water powers to overflow the big throbbing sucking thingy and I will use my Bubble Shield to protect Finn and the others!" Darcy ordered while creating a Bubble Shield around herself, Finn, and the Fuzzy friends as the duo nodded, and Jake began growing up to be 100 feet tall while Jiren fired out a huge amount of water into the Businessmen's Robot, which began to shake violently as it then explodes and send everyone flying up high into the air.

"I'm going to kill you, not-bosses!" The Leader of the BM snapped furiously while trying to reach over and grab the others as Jiren held out his hands.

"Wait, dude, wait! We wanna re-hire you guys!"

"Re-hire? Really?"

"Yeah, mans!" Jake yelled as the Businessmen cheered and everyone began falling down to the ground as we fast forward in time, and we see the gang hanging out at Iceberg Lake with Darcy and the others waving goodbye at the Businessmen, who were once again frozen in an iceberg and began floating back out to the middle of the lake.

"Nice work with freezing up the Businessmen, Jiren." Finn complimented Jiren, who smirked cockily and raise his hand to create an icicle.

"Thanks, so glad that I was able to discover my powers of ice by eating all that ice cream."

"Hey, I wanted to ask, Darcy, why didn't you try healing the Zombie Men back into being Humans?" Jake asked Darcy curiously as she shrugged.

"Sorry, but I can't bring people back to life, and I can't exactly heal their memory loss as my Healing Tears can only heal physical stuff. Besides, either way, it's best that the Businessmen are frozen again. I don't want anyone dealing with the mess that I am dealing with right now."

"Aw, darn, I'm gonna miss 'em, and I'm gonna miss this gut," Jake says while promptly using his Stretchy Powers to return to his normal size as Finn laughs.

"Yeah, I'm gonna miss my gut too," Finn says while straining and attempting to suck in his gut like Jake, but it doesn't disappear as he groaned. "Huh? Aww..."

"Don't worry, Finn, I know how to help you," Darcy says while using her Glowing Pink Gem to shapeshift her clothes as she gains a light pink beanie, a long-sleeved dark pink jacket with a short-sleeved light pink shirt underneath, long black pants, and no shoes.

~[Epic 80's Workout Montage]~

Standing inside of the Treehouse, Darcy crossed her arms and a toothpick in her mouth as she watched on as Finn using a jump rope to jump up and down and we then see her forcing him to chop wood before having him pull a bag filled with tons of rock as we then see a smirking Darcy lying in Finn's arms and said boy was using his superhuman strength to move her up and down while sweating as we then see the lovebirds standing in front of a mirror and Darcy was yelling at the fat fuck to exercise as she showed a picture of his skinny self and we then see Darcy riding around on Finn's back as she yelled at him to run through the Ice Kingdom and was running away from getting attacked by Crystal as they reached the top of a huge snowy mountain and Darcy jumped off to land on the snowy ground as she reached over to grab his hoodie and white tank top underneath to reveal that Finn was back to having his lean toned build and had even got a four pack in the process as Darcy blushed heavily and drooled as she rubbed his chest and a beaming Finn throw back his head as he let out a loud yell.

~[Epic 80's Workout Montage Over]~

"Man, that was awesome." A grinning Finn says as he and Darcy can be seen walking back to the Treehouse. "We have been working out for a long while, though."

"Eh, we have been only working out for five minutes."

"Wait, for real? How?" A disbelieving Finn asked as Darcy grinned slyly.

"That's the power of 80s Workout Montage, buddy."

And done. I hope that you guys enjoyed the new chapter, and I can't wait to write the next one.

Anyway, as always, I will catch you all later.