A Japanese Weresheep in Mutsuba Town
Author's Note: Time for a new pairing! Enjoy the story and R&R.
Disclaimer: I do not own anything related to or of the Yu-Gi-Oh! GO RUSH! series.
Pairing: Developing Yuhi x Chupataro.
Summary:
There are some forms of alien activity even MIK turns a blind eye to. The truly alien activity between Chupataro and Ohdo Yuhi, for instance.
Chapter 128: Majin Yuga the Destructor of Hearts
Manya and Bochi had come a-knocking in the middle of the night.
"What are you doing here, chupa?"
"It's about Damamu!"
"Get in here quick, chupa! And keep your voices down, chupa!" Chupataro pulled the child actress inside.
Bochi was in his dog form and not his muscled form. To not stand out.
"You need to come with us, Chupataro."
"To where, chupa? What's this about Damamu, cabra?"
They were referring to the other Damamu. The one with Resurrection of the Dead.
The Damamu who Chupataro made Mr. Universe cards with for Daddy-Dama Day was safely at home at UTS.
"Damamu is hiding in Ranran."
"What? In Nanahoshi Ranran, chupa?"
Putting on dark disguises, they skulked through an increasingly modernized Mutsuba Town toward the rendezvous point. With Valvelgear in the sky, Mutsuba Town under Yuna's control, and even the Underground Alien Residential Area seized by the Dark Matter Empire, all traffic out of town had been cut.
Kayama Badlove was swimming in bribes that would presumably fund the famous Shiroba and Kayama Express Home Delivery Service down the line.
Every old Mutsuba Heavy Machinery logo was torn down to make room for the new.
Kappa Heavenly Cleaning, Zaion's Earth branch furniture store, the card shop, bakery, Umai Diner…Yuamu kept a mental list of the businesses yet to be entirely subsumed. The Dark Meister and Yuna were appropriating more and more by the day, there were fewer and fewer places not watched by Goha. Fewer and fewer blind spots for detractors to foment an uprising against the revised status quo.
The future Ohdo Yuga was from was taking shape.
Meanwhile, CPT had been systematically blanketing portions of the town in DM particles. As Manya told it, Damamu was weakened by the particles and couldn't remain in Ranran's body much longer, which was fortunately when they and Manabu and Nyandestar were found by Asaka and Yudias.
"Chupataro, I had Atachi Manya bring you here because we need to be ready with an exit plan in case Yuamu closes in on Damamu."
"What's the plan, chupa?"
"They know from their drones Damamu possessed Ranran. So we're going to give her to them."
"Chupa? What kind of plan is that, cabra?"
"Leave that to me!" Manabu donned a hoodie. "I'll be Nanahoshi-san!"
"Nyandestar will act as an additional diversion. Bruyea thinks you're his mother, doesn't he?"
"Purr-purrposterous! I didn't agree to –!"
Asaka ignored Nyandestar's rational fear of Bruyea's mama madness. "Chupataro and Yudias' mission will be to distract the Darkmen."
"Distract them how, chupa?"
"Like this!" Yudias changed his appearance without a Velgeariva. "Mememelody! Cattle Meetimeetion! Capturing the hearts of the pure! The galaxy's soldiers all cry War To Zen! Awesome True Goodnight! Judge Ti –!"
"Yu-Yudias, Chupa gets it. Don't continue the chant or Chupa's really gonna cry, chupa…"
A life-sized Meeedias. Asaka wanted Chupataro to fawn over a life-sized Meeedias!
Her plan was distracting, but…
"Yuamu and Zuwijo are too smart to fall for this, cabra!"
"The other Darkmen aren't. All I require from you is for you to be yourself, Chupataro. Distract them to provide Damamu time to get away."
Asaka wasn't exactly clear on Damamu's whereabouts. Or how a short delay was going to matter, for that matter, when the DM particles guaranteed Damamu wouldn't be flying anywhere.
At most, someone else could take the strain off Ranran by accommodating Damamu.
"The more confusion, the better…as they say?"
"Yuhi is going to kill Chupa, chupa!"
He was. Once Yuhi saw Chupataro – his robot's fingers nearly touching Yudias while he professed Meeedias-chan more important than life itself – he'd snap off each piece of Chupataro's robot piece by piece, as readily as the parts came off the joints on his Jointechs!
…and Manabu would be around to remind everyone with his antics why everyone hated him around, worsening Yuhi's migraine.
"Huhuhu! Nanahoshi Ranran is I. Good job finding me."
Stealing Zuwijo's pronoun, to be a bastard to both Zuwijo and Sabyuas.
"I'm prepared to make that sacrifice," Asaka emphasized.
"I wouldn't care if Yuhi got rid of you. You're a creepy little weirdo, one way or the other!" Manya gave her brutally honest opinion.
"Chu-pahh…"
Yuamu, Asaka, Manya…As many girls as there were girls who desired to become Otes were giving Chupataro a hard time lately. And there were three girls who desired to become Otes to save That Guy: Yuamu, Asaka, and Yuna.
Yuga was a disaster for women's emotions (and Luke's, cough, cough).
Majin Yuga the Destructor of Hearts!
"Do not worry, my eternal friend!" Yudias radiated more optimism than was called for. "Purisaki has already sewn decoy dolls to plant in your apartment!"
If anybody besides Yuamu and her gang ever asked where Chupataro got Meeedias goods, now they had their answer. It wasn't Chupataro being disloyal to Yuhi. It was an operation to protect Damamu, plain and simple.
Please, Yuhi. Please don't be angry.
"Yes, su! But if it's confusion we're after, wouldn't it be wise to have another backup to back up Yudias, su?"
"A capital idea! If the enemy has no concept what Chupataro's true feelings are between Meeeg-chan, Meeedias, Yuhi-bocchama, and the backup to the backup…They will be completely disoriented! Allow this Tazaki to fill those shoes! We'll give them a good show!"
A familiar theme song…
Pink clouds detonating behind Tazaki-san.
"Mememelody! Cattle Meetimeetion! Capturing the hearts of the pure! Shaving the wool around their souls! Magical Sheep Girl Meeezaki-chan!"
Costumes by Purisaki-san, props by Zomyoji-san, and special effects by Arisugawa-san.
Chupataro fell over backwards, his eyes crossing themselves out, and his soul trying to escape through his mouth.
"Goodness gracious, seems we didn't need Yuhi to kill him!" Manya acted like they'd hit the penultimate, eleventh-hour hospitalization of a character in a TV drama due to an unforeseen illness.
"Perhaps having Tazaki there is a bridge we shouldn't cross…" Asaka groaned.
Chupataro flipped upright again. "YOU THINK, CHUPA?"
"Hmph! I think I pull off the look very well!" Tazaki countered proudly, his manliness unfazed.