A Japanese Weresheep in Mutsuba Town
Author's Note: Time for a new pairing! Enjoy the story and R&R.
Disclaimer: I do not own anything related to or of the Yu-Gi-Oh! GO RUSH! series.
Pairing: Developing Yuhi x Chupataro.
Summary:
There are some forms of alien activity even MIK turns a blind eye to. The truly alien activity between Chupataro and Ohdo Yuhi, for instance.
Chapter 115: Man Two Month
"YUHI~! LISTEN, LISTEN!"
"What is it, Damamus? We're gonna be in the Velgear Cluster soon, and Manabu said to gather after the space meeting for a bite to eat."
"BEFORE THAT, LISTEN TO THIS!" Damamu A brought one of the digital screens CPT operated the ship with to Yuhi.
A merry medley played over black, "VALVELGEAR SOUND ONLY" illuminated in red.
"GO RADIO! Oomori Menjaburo –!"
"…and Nanahoshi Ranran's –!"
"'GO BEYOND WHO YOU WERE YESTERDAY' SEGMENT!"
"GO RADIO!? 'Go Beyond Who You Were Yesterday' segment? What're Menjaburo and Ranran doin'? How'd ya find this, Damamus?"
"I was pushing all the buttons!" Damamu A declared brightly.
"I was! I was!" Damamu B took responsibility.
Yuhi didn't pry for additional details. Damamu did whatever entertained Damamu. Damamu was not serious people.
"Shouldn't you be gettin' ready to eat?"
"But Chupataro is on!"
"WHAT?"
"Everyone, good evening! GO RADIO!'s personality, Oomori Menjaburo here!"
"Welcome to our 'Go Beyond Who You Were Yesterday' segment, where I – Nanahoshi Ranran – and my co-host discuss the goings-on in Mutsuba Town with our special guests!"
"Today's guest is definitely worth a mention! If you've ever had the unfortunate fortune of pulling Magical Sheep Girl Meeeg-chan from a booster pack or bleating 'Not baaaaad~!' offhand, you know his name! It's Mutsuba Town's premier Meeeg-chan maniac! The goat-sucker himself! Chupataro, de gojaru!"
"G-good evening, chupa."
Well…The Mutsuba Radio gig and bein' signed to KENN Production didn't pan out, so…
"Chupataro, as our reverent guest: What is your take on the Dark Matter Empire?"
"The Dark Matter Empire?" Yuhi snapped to attention.
"Y-yes…As everyone is probably aware, Mitsuko and KGC were attacked by invaders calling themselves the Darkmen, and their advance was foiled by the Great King of Terror, The*Luge, chupa."
"And these Darkmen, they can turn into cats, de gojaru? Something many Duelists throughout Mutsuba Town should be familiar with, de gojaru."
"For the Darkmen, it's leopards, particularly. They can slip in and out of shadows and show up anywhere, chupa!"
"Let me stop you right there," Ranran chimed in. "There have been no more sightings of Darkmen, and Mutsuba Heavy Machinery has assured the public there is no reason to panic. The likelihood of injury is slim."
"Alfred and Hiramori Mitsuko beg to differ, de gojaru!" Menjaburo disputed the official story.
"There was potential for the chance and an opportunity that if this happened it could have allegedly happened."
"Chupa?"
"Are u-don yet? What kind of like watered-down talk was that, de gojaru? 'There was potential for the chance and an opportunity that if this happened it could have allegedly happened,' de gojaru?"
"Do you want Asaka to cancel us after just one episode?"
"Don't you…Don't you miss Alfred?"
"No, I do not. I do not miss Alfred," Ranran confessed coarsely, establishing these were Asaka's words, not hers.
"Ranran-dono, where did your skepticism toward authority go post-Phaser? Anyone? Has anyone seen Ranran-dono's penchant for revolt, de gojaru?"
"You know what? It sounds like there's a growing anti-Ranran movement in this sound booth!"
"Aren't we a tad off-topic, cabra?"
"Ahh, you're right about that…Sorry (ごめん)! We here at GO RADIO! hear the Darkmen escaped with Zuwijo Zwil Velgear's Deck, de gojaru."
"ZUWIJO'S DECK?" Yuhi yelled at the screen.
"They did, chupa. No hints why they came for it or what they plan to do with it, but his Deck was stolen in the confusion, cabra."
"And you thought you'd get the word out to our listeners?"
"To the crew of Valvelgear, if they're listening, de gojaru."
"This –!"
"Yuhi?" The Damamus caricatured Yuhi springing off the bed.
"It's a message! Our friends are tryin' to update us on how the Dark Matter Empire got a hold of Zuwijo's Deck!"
"Wahaha! Why don't they just call?"
"CALL-CA-CALL!"
"Cuz they don't know we're off Pawtner again and have coms back!"
"The executive leading the Darkmen was a guy named Fukamura?"
"He's got the power to make them swallow their pride, and the noodle to act with a goal in mind. An incredibly powerful leader, de gojaru."
"You're overselling it, chupa. The*Luge described him as a real shut-in, chupa."
Yup. Now THAT'S the mochi-lovin' society avoider Manabu duelled!
If they'd only met the others…
Actually, no. The Dark Matter Empire needed to stay as far away from Earth as possible.
There was Bruyea, the momma's boy.
"Every time he opens his mouth, my brain is immediately waitin' for him to quit speakin'."
There was Zeyet, the cheer girl with chronic anxiety who did a complete 180 when her fears exceeded capacity and she tasted despair.
"I guess every species has its Rovian, and that makes Zeyet kinda a b – bad person," Yuhi censored himself.
Lastly, there was Sabyuas, the Darkman with the strongest code of honour. Knight lite, infatuated with Zuwijo.
"He's the new Mitsuko."
No. No. No. Yuhi ought not to equate them. Even light years from home, Mitsuko's furious punch was audible on powdered pavement.
"It doesn't matter. Because Zuwijo's not reciprocatin' Sabyuas' interest."
"Recipro? AH! Recipe! I forgot I'm lending Manabu a hand with the curry bread!" Damamu B flew off to locate Manabu and Nyandestar.
"BREAD-BR-BREAD!"
"Onto the 'Things You Love' segment, de gojaru! Chupataro, folks in Mutsuba Town are dying to know! What's next for you and Ohdo Yuhi-san, de gojaru?"
"Chupa? Th-this wasn't part of rehearsal, chupa!"
"Is it true Damamu multiplied? I can babysit however many kids you have now!" Damamu's godmother squeed.
"Chupa! Ch-ch-ch-chupa!" Chupataro fell out of his chair.
Yuhi facepalmed. Maybe now was the time to make like Yuamu and mysteriously vanish.
Yes, darkness of space, please! Take him away!