Since I have done a chapter from the parent show Hazbin Hotel; now I think I will do one based on the sister Helluva Boss which exists separately as an Indie YouTube show despite being in the same universe because of rights issues when Hazbin got picked up. I will spare you the tangent I was planning on with my issues with the show and Blitzo the lead but I will just say that I like the show best when its actually focusing on the premise of the show and not the drama with Blitzo and his relationship with Stolas. Plus my favourite character Moxxie of the lead trio is voiced by none other than Richard Steven Horvitz and it's amazing how many stuff I like from my childhood he has been in. He was Alpha 5 from Power Rangers, Billy from the Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy. Daggett from Angry Beavers (which no joke was one of my favourite cartoons growing up and I have no shame in saying that I have the Funko Pops of him and Norbert as well as the Mystery Minis), the title character in Invader Zim and Pox in the Destroy All Humans games (compare how different this character is from Zim). Now I am bending my rules on them standing a chance against Homelander in this case but I took care of it with the preparations. Plus I will also say that superheroes being mentioned in the Inside of Every Demon is a Rainbow song from the Hazbin Hotel pilot does give some precedent to the idea that superheroes could exist in the Hellaverse.
It was at night and on top of Vought Tower were a trio of demons going through a portal; "Fuck... I am still getting used to this..." Blitzo (the 'O' is silent) said looking to the crystal on the palm off his hands. "How are you feeling and you have the weapons... You better not have dented the fucking things Moxx... Do you know how much it costed us to get these Carmine weapons... We almost had to actually give them an arm and a fucking leg!" Blitzo whispered to his employee Moxxie as he picked himself up and they had their weapons lined with gold.
"Off course I know sir... You spent our salaries on getting them and that included the loan you took out with the office as collateral... Despite us not owning it... Plus maxxing out the company's credit card..." Moxxie then angrily said to Blitzo as Moxxie's wife and the third member of the trio Millie excitedly put her arms around his shoulder.
"Come on Moxxie... We are finally going to go kill a fucking superhero! This should be exciting..." Millie then said to Moxxie as he sighed. The trio were imps from literal Hell who ran a business called the Intermediate Murder Professionals; sinners as in the damned human souls hire them out to go to Earth and kill who killed them or got them killed to begin with. Their weapons lined with angelic steel; bought from the company Carmilla Carmine the biggest arms dealer in the Pride Ring of Hell (the Ring of Hell where the sinners are stuck in).
"Listen to your wife Moxxie... I have been waiting for this... You know I thought that I would hit it off when I ran into Lamplighter at that bar but he was all moany, guilty looking and no fun with him complaining about the kids he killed... I mean I was telling him to grow a pair but he didn't listen..." Blitzo then said as they snuck themselves in.
They got to the main hall but then found their target Homelander casually flying in and standing there; "Who are you fucking freaks with the gall to go into the home of the Seven and the Homelander himself!" Homelander asked warningly.
"You know... The Seven is a stupid fucking name... You have to have a set number of all times fo the branding to work and what if you have someone good but no room but no one is a weak leak... I mean we have a weak link but we keep him around..." Blitzo muttered as Moxxie then looked at him furious as he knew full well who he was talking about. Blitzo then casually gave him a smile as he then said "Hi; the name's Blitz; the 'O' is silent and we have been hired to kill you scary mother fucker..."
Homelander looked at him and started bursting out laughing; "You... You... Is this some kind of joke? Where are the cameras... I am the fucking Homelander... No weapon on Earth can kill me... i am indestructible and the closest thing to God there is!" Homelander bragged as they scoffed and they readied their weapon.
"I am sure that the Big G up there would beg to differ..." Millie then said.
"We heard from our client that the claim was blown out of proportion since they couldn't test every weapon on you and that a bomb could leave you at least halfway dead but we have our weapons..." Moxxie then said as they opened fired and Homelander stared at them dramatically.
He began to yawn but then the bullets started hitting him and soon Homelander saw that they were damaging his clothes and... He was starting to feel them? He was starting to feel pain but then put his hands over his face and there was... Blood?
He then roared out in rage and then ran at super speed and then caught Millie and Moxxie by the necks. Moxxie was surprise dand angrily tackled him from the back and got out a gold lined grenade.
"I met Translucent once... He told me how he died..." Moxxie then said as he got a knife to cut the bottom part of his suit so he can shove the grenade and...
They were covered in guts and Millie started clapping for her husband and Blitzo laughed; "an ass bomb... I have to give you credit Moxx... Okay; you get a bonus and a raise for that you magnificent bastard..." Blitzo laughed as he opened up the portal for them.
Homelander found himself knocked out and woke up to find himself confined to a table with binds and saw a thin blonde haired woman with red skin; "Been a long time Homelander... I saw how after you died; you helped pave the way for Vought to be run into the ground... So short sighed and unable to think of the long term effects of your decisions... You wanted more say but you didn't realise how the limitations kept you cosy and not have to worry about a fucking thing..." the woman then said as Homelander stared unable to believe it.
"Madelyn... How... Where are we... I thought you died and..." Homelander asked as he tried to break out of his binds but found that he couldn't.
"I wouldn't waste time trying to break free if I was you... I did die and so do did you... We are both in Hell; the only way we would be heading to after what we have done... You being the monster you are and I was the one who turned you into it... No one here took kindly to hearing what I did to a child... Seems even the denziens of Hell have their limits... I had to make a deal with an Overlord to safe myself and I have been trapped while watching you wreck havoc on Earth... Had to pay those imps a fortune to send you here..." Madelyn then said as Homelander stared.
"What... You hired those freaks... When I get out of here..." Homelander snapped as he tried to break free and Madelyn shook her head as tendrils came out of her back and grabbed his wrists as he was screaming in pain.
"...I have been paying for my sins and I am going to have to destroy the monster that I helped create... You know angelic steel can permanently kill damned souls forever... I would be worried about you having Overlord level power when you were down here but my deal allows me to borrow my master's..." Madelyn then said as a green collar appeared around her neck connected to a glowing green chain.
Coming closer to watch was Carmilla Carmine holding the end of the chain; "Don't even try to get some sick pleasure in doing this Madelyn... Don't drag this out too much... You of all souls don't get to enjoy this and you owe him an ending to his misery at least..." Carmilla warned her.