In another universe on a world filled with talking sentient animals and magic; we take you to Ponyville in the pony land of Equestria. Princess of Magic Twilight Sparkle was with her assistant Spike the dragon and her best friends Applejack, Fluttershy, Rarity, Rainbow Dash & Pinkie Pie (who was bouncing on the spot excitedly) as she was showing off the portal mirror and how she had been experimenting on it and with some of her machines was able to find a new world filled with humans and was able to make it so that unlike the world where her foe turned friend Sunset Shimmer lived; those who came in and through it would be able to retain their species form.
She had discussed it with Princess Celestia and she agreed to let her give a message of invitation to the world; explaining about their world and inviting an ambassador to discuss relations; making it so that the ambassador and any more guests coming would not be as put off when they arrive.
Pinkie Pie true to form had put up a banner welcoming the guest and would be treating this as a 'welcome to Ponyville' party. "Can you believe this... A new world filled with strangers and strangers are friends that you haven't met yet! This goes well and more and more guests will come through and that makes much more welcome parties I get to host!" Pinkie said excitedly as they smiled expecting this from her.
"Just please remain calm... Give the guest some time to settle and take our world in darling." Rarity told her and Spike was the one almost as excited as Pinkie.
"You think that they will be sending a superhero over? Can you believe it... A world filled with superheroes... Just like my Power Ponies comics!" Spike said excitedly as from the response they got from what was known as the President of the United States; they did have superheroes all over their country keeping the peace and if Twilight was being honest; she was interested in the powers that these superheroes had and how they got them since Sunset's world didn't have superpowers and only the Equestrian magic that Sunset unwittingly brought into the world.
They found the portal opening up and they saw the tall caped figure fly right in with no wings and landed in front of them striking a heroic pose with a cheesy smile. "Looks like a showboater like you Rainbow Dash..." Applejack whispered to Rainbow Dash and before the pegasus could retort Spike excitedly went up to the figure.
"A superhero... What is your powers? How many supervillains have you fought..." Spike asked as Twilight used her magic to drag him back by the tail to lightly chide him but the figure then laughed.
"Homelander at your service... America's number 1 superhero and leader of the Seven... The world's greatest superheroes... My movies have together grossed almost a trillion dollars but hey... Whose keeping track of that..." Homelander asked feeling modest to which Applejack raised an eyebrow.
"Welcome to Equestria; I am Princess Twilight Sparkle and these are my friends Spike, Rarity, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie & Fluttershy. We hope to make your stay comfortable Mr Homelander as we start relations between our worlds." Twilight greeted Homelander as she then showed Homelander to the dining table but they didn't know intruders coming through the portal...
Homelander was impressed by the castle and at the table they told him all about their world and decided to ask Homelander about his home. "I will say first Princess... You caused quite a stir with the President and when it was explained to me... I didn't believe it at first and only did once I got through the portal... Still I was chosen to represent our country and world and from what I found out from the message and what you explained... This is going to change everything back home; all of your magic and the existence of a world of magic horses... Superheroes will be yesterday news and so will I so am going to tell you that... This will not fucking stand..." Homelander said and then said with an edge to his voice that put them off guard and they had no reaction to the 'F' word.
"Pardon?" Applejack asked eyebrows raised as Homelander laughed.
"Sorry... I should have guessed that the cowgirl who as you said works on a farm would have trouble understanding what message I wanted to send so I will simplify it for your simple brain..." Homelander said as there were gasps as they understood clear that he had straight up insulted Applejack's intelligence. "Homelander is a brand... An icon and I can't have anything stealing my thunder... So please try to run away as I toast your fucking world to the ground..." Homelander said as his eyes went red and he used his heat vision up at the sky and then used his strength break the table as they stepped back.
"You are going to attack us... But... You are a superhero... What is your world going to say?" Spike asked aghast trying to comprehend this.
"They will give me a fucking medal; I can see myself getting a Congressional Medal of Honor for preemptively taking down a world filled with evil magical ponies who seeked to conquer our world and use the human race as slave or forcibly transform us into compaint ponies with magic potions... I may even make Man of the Year for like the 11th time..." Homelander then said with an evil grin as they were standing shocked.
"What? But you attacked us first... We had no intention of invading..." Fluttershy whimpered as Homelander let off a laugh as he was smirking.
"We have a saying back in my world... History is written by the winners..." Homelander then said as Rainbow Dash had enough and charged with her speed and flight and pushed Homelander right through the wall to the outside of ponyville before he started pushing her off and went and punched and kicked her and Rainbwo Dash got out of his grip spitting out a tooth as the others ran out in shocked urgency.
"Not bad but really... You think that you can take me on with your hairdo that makes me wonder if you have been to the inclusive Kingdom at Voughtland?" Homelander asked mockingly as Rainbow Dash glared at him.
"Take this you big meanie!" Pinkie Pie then shouted out appearing right in front of him with her Party Cannon as she then shot off confetti in his face which midly annoyed him. He stared at her and then snatched the Party Cannon from her and ripped it in half and then tossed it to the ground as he then began stomping on it.
Pinkie Pie's widened comically as she then went to the pieces of her favourite posessionin tears. "That's it you big meanie! How dare you come here and attack us; you are supposed to serve as an example to your world as a superhero... Yet you do this and act as a big bully... What would your mother say about this... Now apologise right now!" Fluttershy then ranted right in his face and Homelander was angry at the mention of a mother but stood as she looked up at him and gave him 'the Stare'.
"Are you trying to use heat vision or something? Is this supposed to do anything at all?" Homelander asked looking more confused than anything and Fluttershy dropped the Stare and gasped upon realising this was having no effect. Homelander then saw Applejack trying to lasso him up and he caught it and began tossing her about and as the situationw as going about; the civilians were hiding in fear.
"Why did you think that would work? I guess you really are a small brained farmgirl." Homelander mocked Applejack as Rainbow Dash then yelled out in frustration.
"Okay; this jerk is really making me... Peeved!" Rainbow Dash shouted out and there were gasps from her friends and nearby hiding civilians.
"What... Is 'peeved' a swear word here..." Homelander asked and there were more gasps. "Peeved! Peeved! Peeved! Peeved! You are really peeving me off! Your entire existences really makes me peeved!" Homelander shouted out mockingly as they just stared.
"Is there no end to the depths that this ruffian will make?" Rarity asked as Twilight Sparkle then flew in at him and then sent a magical blast at him that sent him flying back and gasped as he got up.
"Wow... One of you might even make me break sweat... This might actually be fun..." Homelander said smirking as he charged at her but she put up a magical shield around her and Homelander was met with a crash as if a normal person had just ran into a brick wall. He grunted and then began tyring to break through with his strength and heat vision at full strength but jsut got angrier and angrier.
Twilight let it drop to let out a magical blast by surprise that had him grunting as he struggled to get up and Twilight and her friends were together. They then focused their connection to the Elements of Harmony and began glowing sent their magic at him.
"What is this... A fucking Care Bear Stare... When I am done with you all; your carcasses will be sent to a glue factory..." Homelander ranted as the magical blast turned him to stone. They all then stared at him when they found a human coming up to them.
"We guessed this would happen... Sorry you all had to face the truth of this... Let me introduce myself: Frank Castle of the Federal Bureau of Superhuman Affairs...We have been investigating Homelander and have been unable to directly deal with him without lack of evidence... We would be more than happy to take him off your hands and contact you all later after an investigation and we have a trial set up so he can face justice." he then offered showing a badge and most of them were fond of him being taken away far from them.
"I would be more than happy about that." Twilight then said in agreement.
Sometime later Twilight had message Princess Celestia and got a message back saying she was disappointed that first impressions weren't good with the ambassador's intentions. Twilight got a response back from the portal from the President giving an apology for Homelander's actions and were willing to send someone for a clean state and how to give reparations; but they said that they didn't send anyone from the FBSA and there were no record of 'Frank Castle' existing.
She hoped that they could find who took the Homelander's statue (or rather was given it by them) and then they coudl work on giving Homelander a fair trial by his peers...
"...Back from the phone with Edgar... More reshoots for Dawn of the Seven but guess who is the new leader of the Seven..." Annie January said as she went to the base where there the members of Butcher's former crew who now worked in the FBSA including her boyfriend Hughie Campell. They used this to find out about the unexpected magical portal which was verified and they knew that nothing good could come from Homelander being sent but Butcher sneaked in to spy and brought back Homelander turned into a statue.
Annie after giving her news put up her hand and Hughie then took the high five as she saw what was going on. She found the statue smashed to pieces; Butcher excitedly holding up a baseball bat as the rest were cheering him on and Mother's Milk gave him a beer bottle. Nothing less than what she expected and there was Terror the dog there as well.
She picked up a statue piece to smirk at it but found it... Wet and sticky...
"Well you see..." Hughie started to explain as she saw the look on his girlfriend's face.
"We gave Butcher the bat and he wanted to savor the moment after letting Terror fuck the statue like he does his Homelander doll... Before he did it; he decided to put his fly down and we all wanted to get in on it..." Frenchie excitedly said and MM nodded along with it; Annie slowly looked ot Hughie who looked awkward.
"Please tell me that you washed your hands..." Annie pleaded and Hughie's nervous face said it all as she then dropped the piece and yelled about it being gross as she then went to wash her hands.
Consider this pre-Season 3 so Homelander was taking the chance to let out some frustrations. You might be able to guess why Butcher went by Frank Castle as an alias.
Since I have done one for the Powerpuff Girls which Lauren Faust worked on and where she met her then future husband Craig McCracken who created the show; I should also do My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic the other big hit girls centred kids cartoon that Lauren developed and was the showrunner for the original season and one I was really into when it was going on. Though it leads to this being the least one sided fight of the entire story as apart from best pony Twilight; I don't see the rest of the Mane Six standing any sort of chance. Pinkie Pie with her antics would AT BEST distract him but it would mostly infuriate him and speed up him trying to kill her and then Rainbow Dash would have the next big chance but i think her speed and cloud control could only do so much and I don't know if the Sonic Rainboom could be used as an effective weapon. Since with this author's note probably angered most of any Bronys reading this; I might as well go out with admitting my views:
Starlight Glimmer is worst pony
Pinkie Pie is worst Mane Six pony
Now if you could excuse me please; I need to find a military grade bunker to hide in.