Dedicated to the memory of Scrimbles the elf; ?-2024. I am so sorry; please forgive me and I have confused any readers who hadn't read the Book of Bill.

Gravity Falls, Oregon and the dangerous all-powerful being known as Bill Cipher has escaped into the 3-Dimensional realm and has started Weirdmageddon. His gang and minions running amok; causing chaos and his power growing with every second of Weirdmageddon's existence. He was floating in the air above the forest; once the Pines family were found... His victory would be completed...

"Wow... I don't know how Vought pulled all of this off... But this weird scary monster horror show for me to stop is kind of elaborate and cool... Wonder where they are keeping the cameras and why not have it on the news to hype up my victory over it?" said a voice and then Bill turned around to see floating in the air arms folded with a smirk on his face was Homelander.

"You're kidding... I am in one of these stories..." Bill muttered shaking his head or rather his body.

"I have got to say; what drugs were they on when they designed this thing? WHy not go for something super scary or super cool... Why the lovechild of a tortilla chip and Mr Peanut?" Homelander asked confused as Billy glared at him with his eye.

"Real funny... Still congrats on your rise to fame... You went from without a paddle to being a well known starr..." Bill said as he then looked dry. "Let's see if there's any geniuses who understood that..." Bill said as Homelander then charged at Bill who disappeared and then reappeared right behind him. "People actually think that you could solo Thanos' forces in Endgame or you're super cool and would kick Superman's butt because you don't hold back... Even Kripke got in on that... Still you tricked a bunch of idiotic manchildren into thinking that you should be looked up to and got them outraged because you proved how much of a psycho you are with little morals or maturity or real proper intelligence... I mean I'm not judging; I'm a super psycho myself..." Billy then said casually.

Homelander then angrily laser beamed him and his kept on vanishing and then setting the trees on fire; "Okay you guys... You've had your fun... Stop with the hologram tricks and let me take care of this clown..." Homelander then snapped out loud.

"Clown? Better a clown than the whole circus." Bill said as Homelander found himself falling to his shock; he landed in a thud on the ground. He was in massive pain and near dead, bleeding.

"What... What the fuck..." Homelander cried out realising somehow he was without his powers.

"You know... I can see into all possible future outcomes and I know how your show ends and your fate... Still; can't spoil it for the fanboys... Let's give them what they read the story for..." Bill said appearing and Homelander cried out in pain as he felt his bones and skin melting.

After Weirdmageddon; Homelander was reported missing with all sorts of Vought personnel and reporters coming to Gravity Falls to investigate or interrogate. No matter who they asked; they only got 1 response:

"Never mind all that."

I admit that I am not super into Gravity Falls like the other dedicated fans; I watched and like the show. I have the Dipper figure (after having to wait and snag it from Ebay), the 3rd Journal, the Lost Legends book and now the Book of Bill and I was inspired to finally buy it after seeing the videos done on it through Film Theories (as someone who followed this channel and Game Theory for years; I like the new hosts who are shown as worthy successors to Matpat and I love how the new FIlm Theories host is named Lee as that's legit my name) and plus hearing that there are references to the Owl House in it. Plus I have that choose your own adventure book where it involves time travel. I also kind of find it funny that the Book of Bill was announced after the Death Battle (loving the new season since becoming independent!) between Bill and Discord and it looked like Wiz and Boomstick would have postponed this one to use the book as a source. Plus I am so not bitter that a later cartoon Disney made and creator Bill's VA Alex Hirsch would work for; Owl House which I am a super fan of is dry in the official merch department. I mean me taking what I can get; I may have preorded on Amazon the Funko Pops of Luz and Amity and I have more Funko Pops than I ever thought i would own years ago...

Butthead without Beavis is rambling in his author's note again...

GET OUT OF MY HEAD BILL!