Inside one of the trailers in Park n' Flush, the Kanker sisters by the names of May, Lee, and Marie were all sitting in their couch, watching Fish Bowl 2. May Kanker is the youngest sister with long blonde hair, a large buck tooth, wearing a gray T-shirt with her belly button shown, and red shorts. Lee Kanker is the eldest and the leader of the sisters, having large, curly ginger-red hair covering her eyes, having golden earrings, a white tank top with red polka dots, and jeans. Marie Kanker is the cutest and the middle sister, having short blue hair that covers her right eye, a sleeveless black top with her belly button shown, brown-green pants, and a dark green hand band in her left arm. All the Kankers have freckles and wear pink belts. While both Marie and Lee have yellow teeth, Lee has one upper tooth that's blue. The three sisters continued lounging and watching their film, minding their own business, when suddenly, their television went off and became a static fuzz. The Kankers react to this.
"Huh!" Lee cried.
"What the?" Marie said.
"Hey!" May cried.
"What's going on?" Lee said.
"That was our favorite show!" Marie said, angrily.
The sisters exit their trailer and look out in front of it. What they saw was an elongated shoe landing on their antenna on top of their trailer, knocking it down.
"Hey!" May said, "Our antenna is ruined!"
"That messed up our after-school activity for today girls!" Lee said.
"Why don't you go up there and fix it May!" Marie demanded.
"What?!" May complained, before Lee grabs and carries her by the back with her hands.
"You heard her May!" Lee commanded whilst throwing May up to the top of the trailer, "Get up there and fix it!"
As May lands on the roof of the trailer and gets up, Lee demands, "And make it fast! 'Cause I wanna watch my show!"
"Yeah, Snoutface!" Marie yelled, "Make it quicker than that!"
As both her sisters walked into the trailer, laughing mockingly, May heads to the damaged antenna and finds the elongated yellow-white shoe. Curiously, she picks it up and looks at it. As she squeezes it, it made a long honking sound.
"Hey May!" Marie called, "What's taking ya?!"
"Yeah!" Lee roared, "We 'aint got all day! So, fix it!"
"I found this, girls!" May said, showing the elongated clown shoe and made the loud honk.
"Quit being a fool, May!" Lee yelled.
"Yeah!" Marie demanded whilst throwing a sneaker at her younger sister's face, "Get to work and stop goofing around, clown!"
The impact from the shoe on May's face causes her to twirl and then tumble and fall off from the trailer's roof. May would then fall and land on someone walking past their trailer. When she gets up, she hears her sisters laughing and mocking her.
"I'll show you who's a clown, Marie!" May says in anger and grabs the person she fell on, ready to use it for retaliation.
As she did, May hears a voice from someone she's carrying saying, "Hey! Put me down!"
May stop in response and look.
"Hey!" May says to her sisters, "Look what I found girls!"
She shows it to her sisters who stare at it. The person that May had fallen on and is now carrying is a small boy, younger than 10, with thick, long brown hair with two strands at the top, wearing a yellow and white clown outfit, and being partially covered with cake frosting and icing.
"What is it?" Lee asked.
"It's What's-his-face?" Marie says.
"Please!" the clown boy says, "Don't hurt me!"
"Yeah!" May said, agreeing to him, "He's a cute little baby who's lost from his mommy and daddy!"
May carries and cradles the cake covered boy like a little toddler, saying "There, there! He needs a diaper!"
"No!" the boys say, "I don't need a diap-!"
But even as he says that, May shoves him and ties a diaper on him and then pins him up and nurses him with ketchup.
"Awww!" May said, "He's so cute!"
Then Lee steals the boy from May, saying "That ain't a baby May! I bet that's a clown from the circus trying to perform! Maybe he can perform a show for us!"
Lee takes the cake-covered clown kid to the trailer and forces him to stand in the middle. He was about to say something, but Lee demands him to perform.
"COME ON KID!" Lee yelled at him, "SHOW ME YOUR BEST TRICKS!"
The Kankers laugh as the clown kid shivers and sweats in nervousness.
"He's so cute!" Marie says.
"Is that birthday cake frosting on him?" May asked.
"Uh…!" the kid said nervously, "I do… juggling!?"
Lee grabs a diving helmet and throws at the boy.
"Here!" She demands, "Start juggling, clown! I wanna see some entertainment!"
And so, the cake-covered boy reluctantly starts juggling with the Kankers' diving helmet. None of the sisters were impressed by this.
"Boring!" Marie yelled.
"Juggle with this!" Lee said, grabbing a stuffed seagull and throwing it at him. So, the clown kid nervously juggled both the seagull and the diving helmet.
"Hmm!" Lee said, "Not entertaining enough!"
She then grabs a huge, giant bottle and tosses it to Mac, knocking him off and causing the diving helmet and stuffed seagull to fall off.
"Now that's entertainment!" Lee said, laughing.
As the cake covered kid gets up, Marie comes to him.
"Aw!" Marie said, "My man doesn't need to be a clown!"
She takes the kid by the arm and drags him to the kitchen sink that's full of dirty dishes.
"He just needs to do my dishes!" Marie continues, "Knock yourself out, kiddo!"
The clown boy was about to do Marie's dirty dishes when May grabs him by the arm.
"Babies don't do dishes, Marie!" May argued whilst carrying him before being tripped by Lee, causing her to throw the kid out of the trailer door and to the clothe line.
"Back off May!" Lee roared.
The clown kid holds on to the clothing line, only for Lee to run out of her trailer and grab him by the leg, dragging him, causing the clothe line the kid was holding to stretch further and further.
"He's mine!" Lee roared as she does, "He's my entertaining man!"
"Bus boy is all mine, Lee" Marie argued while grabbing the kid's other leg.
"Back off Marie!" Lee argued back.
"Baby's mine!" May argued as she grabs the boy's left arm, leaving him hanging with only his right hand.
"Get your hands off of my clown!" Lee yelled.
"You get your hands off of him, Lee!" Marie yelled back.
"You leave that poor baby alone, Marie!" May yelled.
And that's when the Kanker sisters start brawling and attacking each other violently in which they've all released their grip on the clown boy that was holding on to the clothe line, causing him to shoot skywards up into the air at a fast speed.
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Ed, Edd n Eddy is created by Danny Antonucci at aka Cartoons
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends is created by Craig McCracken
Both by Cartoon Network
