It is another typical early evening day on the local cul-de-sac of Peach Creek where the kids that lived there enjoyed their usual activities after their school day:
-Kevin, the popular kid and jock (wearing a lime green long-sleeved T-shirt, black shorts, an orange tongue, and a red-black baseball cap turned back with three strands of ginger sticking out of the front) riding his bike.
-Nazz Van Bartonshmeir, a beautiful and attractive blonde girl that almost all the boys of the neighborhood have a crush on (with short blonde hair, wearing a black t-shirt, a white tank top, light-blue colored tongue, and red lipstick), listening to her Walkman.
-Rolf, a foreign farm boy and the son of a Shepard (with darker skin, having thick deep blue hair, a thin monobrow, a large nose, a purple tongue, and wearing a yellow T-shirt with a red stripe and elongated red and tan shoes), taking his pig Wilfred for a walk.
-Jonny 2x4 (a bald kid with a big nose, blue-green tongue, wearing a white t-shirt, jeans, and sandals) playing cards with his best friend in the form of a wooden board with a chip at the top and a blue-red smile face drawn in crayon named Plank.
-Two younger kids named Sarah (a girl with long ginger hair, pink lipstick, earrings, a purple tongue, and a light pink sleeveless shirt with her bellybutton shown) and Jimmy (a pale-colored boy equal in height to Sarah with fluffy white hair sticking, wearing a light turquoise shirt, a belt, white pants, a purple tongue, and a set of retainers) playing dolls together.
Down in one of the houses are a trio of unpopular boys known as the Eds who are out doing their latest scam: a hot dog stand made of cardboard with a sign that says "Eddy's Hot Weiners" and "Only 50 cents" and selling hotdogs.
All sharing the same name, the boys consisted of:
-Ed, the tallest of the boys, the muscle of the trio and the dumbest and least intelligent as well as Sarah's older brother (A yellow-skinned, chinless boy with a very thick monobrow, a few strands of hair in rows, light blue colored tongue, and wearing a dark green jacket with a pair of white stripes in his sleeves and a red-white striped T-shirt).
-Edd, or more commonly known as Double D, the brains of the trio and (along with Jimmy) the weakest physically (wearing a red t-shirt, blue-green tongue, purple shorts, and a black sock with white stripes as a hat on his head with long black hair at the back).
-Eddy, the shortest, the self-appointed leader of the trio, and a greedy con-artist who came up with the scams (A pink-skinned, heavyset boy with only three elongated strands of hair, a green tongue, and a yellow bowling shirt with a red stripe and purple sleeves and collar).
Their goal was to do various scams for the other kids of the neighborhood for their allowances to buy their favorite candy that is popular in Peach Creek: Jawbreakers (Since none of their parents give them any allowances)! But there plans usually backfire, leading the trio into various predicaments and while they may be outcasts to the entire cul-de-sac, they'll always rely and be best friends with each other.
"Hotdogs!" Eddy called to the other kids while he and his friends were at the stand, "Get your fresh, mouth-watering hotdogs at Eddy's Hot Wieners! Only 50 cents!"
"Eddy!" Double D said, skeptical, "I'm not sure if this scam of yours is going to work! Don't you think you're rushing this when making and preparing the hotdogs while Ed and I were building this stand?"
"So, what!" Eddy replied, when opening the box of hotdogs in their buns, "These hotdogs I made still look good-looking and fresh, 'aint it Double D?"
"Like little pigs in a blanket!" Ed said.
"This scam of ours today is definitely going to work!" Eddy said, "They'll love and enjoy my freshly made hotdogs here in the cul-de-sac!"
Then, Sarah and Jimmy approach the stand.
"Look Sarah!" Jimmy said, "Hot dogs!"
"Oh, brother!" Sarah said, unimpressed.
"Our first pigeon!" Eddy said before turning to his customers, "Welcome to Eddy's Hot Wieners! How may I help you?"
"I would like one hotdog with ketchup please!" Jimmy said.
"I want mine with mustard!" Sarah demanded.
"Only 50 cents each!" Eddy said, pulling out his empty jar in front, before turning his head to Double D and Ed, "Ed! Double D!"
The other two Eds pulled out the two hot dogs and added their condiments.
"Cute little fella!" Ed said, laughing, whiles mustard on Sarah's hot dog.
Sarah and Jimmy paid 50 cents for their own hot dogs, throwing their two quarters into the jar, before they were given their hot dogs.
"Let's enjoy our hot dogs, Sarah!" Jimmy said, before he and Sarah ran off with their own hot dogs.
Eddy looks at his jar of $1 in quarters with joy and excitement.
"We did it, boys!" Eddy says in excitement, "Now let's get ready for the Candy Store!"
Jimmy was about to eat his hotdog when Sarah pointed out something in it.
"Jimmy!" She cried, "Don't eat that! Look?"
Jimmy then sees it and notices that the hot dog has lint and dust on it. Jimmy screams and throws it on the ground.
"My hot dog!" Jimmy cried, "Its contaminated and dirty!"
Double D sees this and turns to Eddy.
"Eddy!", he yelled, "You gave them hot dogs that are dirty?"
"What?" Eddy replied, "I just dropped them on the floor for a few seconds, and it won't do any harm! They're just a few bits of dirt!"
Then, Sarah advances and confronts the Eds with fury and anger.
"Eddy you idiot!" Sarah roared, "The hot dogs you gave Jimmy, and I are dirty and gross! GIVE ME BACK OUR MONEY!"
"Beat it, TWERP!" Eddy argued, denying her demands while still carrying a jar of money, "No refunds!"
Then, Sarah violently grabs Eddy by the nose and pulls him in to violently beat up and brutalize him to get her and Jimmy's money back.
"Hey! OW! OWW! NOT THE FACE! OW!" Eddy yelled during his beating while the other two Eds watched.
Once Sarah and Jimmy finally got their refund, the former furiously shoves the empty jar into Eddy's head and leaves him lying on the ground.
"Come on Jimmy!" Sarah says as she leaves.
"Serves you right!" Jimmy says to Eddy with a raspberry before he tags along with Sarah.
As the duo leaves, Eddy gets up and then tries to get his jar out of his head, using his arms and legs. After a long struggle, he manages to free himself from his empty jar.
"Are you ok, Eddy?" Double D asked.
"Boy Eddy," Ed said happily, "your head looks like a little pear!"
"Shut up, Ed!" Eddy responds, annoyed.
Then, Eddy and his friends hear some laughing and mocking. The Eds turned and saw Kevin on his bike, laughing and poking fun at them.
"You always get lamer everyday with your failed scams," Kevin mocked, "DORKS!"
And that's when Kevin laughed tauntingly at the Eds as he drove off with his bike, honking his La Cucaracha horn, while Eddy snarls in anger, gritting his teeth.
"Hi, Kevin!" Ed said happily.
"I can't believe it!" Eddy says angrily as he walks to his friends, "Every day, we keep failing scam after scam after scam! And we still get no jawbreakers! When will it ever end!"
"Time will always tell, Eddy!" Double D exclaimed, "Why we may never know when or where another of our scams will become a success!"
"Like apples and oranges!" Ed says, leaving the other two Eds speechless and confused of Ed's remark.
"I don't get it!" Eddy continues his ranting, "How come everyone in the Cul-de-sac gets jawbreakers and we don't?!"
Then, suddenly, the Eds heard a long, fading scream.
"Did you guys hear something?" Ed asked.
"It's coming from your head, monobrow!" Eddy said, bored.
"Actually, I heard it too, Eddy!" Double D replied.
The Eds turn to wonder where that upcoming scream was coming from.
"Where?" Eddy asked.
"Up there!" Ed said, pointing his finger at the sky.
The other two Eds turned to where Ed has pointed and see's something from the sky falling and about to land straight towards them.
"RUN!" Eddy yelled as he and his friends ran.
"Incoming!" Ed yelled, while Double D screamed.
The Eds ran and hid in the bushes as something screaming landed and crashed at their stand, destroying "Eddy's Hot Weiners" completely. The impact has also drawn attention to all the other kids of the Cul-de-sac.
"Jumpin Jehoshaphat!" Jimmy says when he and Sarah were playing with their dolls.
"Holy mackerel!" Sarah says.
"Whoa!" Kevin says while on his bike.
"What has fallen from the sky that fouls the calm of the cul-de-sac?" Rolf says while walking with his pig, Wilfred.
"Let's check it out, Plank!" Jonny says to Plank.
So, the Eds, Nazz, Kevin, Rolf, Wilfred, Jimmy, Sarah, Jonny, and Plank all walked towards the impact area.
"I wonder what it could be?" Nazz asked, as the neighborhood residents approached the crash.
"I bet it's something you three twerps have done!" Kevin exclaimed to the Eds.
"What are you stupid?!" Eddy argued to his rival, "We had nothing to do with this! It happened a minute ago!"
"Yeah, right!" Sarah murmured.
Once they reached it, they see something surprising and unusual: They find a young small boy, younger than ten, with long, thick brown hair with a pair of strands at the top, wearing a yellow and white clown outfit, and being partially covered with cake icing. He lays down unconscious with his back on the crashed stand.
"Why it's just a kid!" Double D said, recognizing it.
"Why's he dressed like a clown?" Eddy asked.
"Clowns scare me!" Jimmy said scared.
"Is that birthday cake covering him?" Nazz asked, whilst pointing out.
Ed looks at the cake icing covering him and sniffs.
"Mmmm!" Ed said as he was about to pick the cake icing off him with his finger, "Yummy!"
"Ed!" Double D said, stopping him, "Don't do that!"
"Why Double D?" Ed asked.
"You don't know where that's been!" Edd explained, "You could get sick from it!"
"Plank and I think he's dressed up as a clown for some kid's birthday party!" Jonny says.
"That's lame!" Kevin exclaimed.
"Rolf comes from a long line of village buffoons, Kevin." Rolf says, "Do not mock the clown."
Meanwhile, Wilfred walks toward the cake-covered boy and sniffs at the icing on him, which wakes him up.
"Why would a kid at that age dresses up like a clown for someone's birthday?" Double D asks.
"Beats me!" Eddy replied.
Then, the kid completely wakes up, startled by Wilfred and screams in fright by the pig. This frightens the neighborhood kids by it.
"It's alive!" Ed cried.
The kid stares at the others, shivering in fright, backing up slowly, and then huddled, holding his legs and shivering in nervousness and fright.
The Cul-de-sac inhabitants stared and walked to him, curiously.
"Are you alright?" Double D asked.
"Is something wrong, dude?" Nazz asked.
"I'm fine!" the kid said, shivering and nervous.
"Don't be scared little one!" Ed said as they approached.
"We won't hurt you!" Jimmy said.
But the cake covered clown boy nervously moved back from them.
"Just go away!" he cried.
"But-" Jonny asked before being interrupted.
"GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE!" The boy cried before he ran off down the streets.
The Eds and the other kids watch and stare as the boy runs off down the road.
"What's with this guy?" Eddy asks.
"It appears that someone or something has psychologically scared and traumatized him before he ended up here in the Cul-de-sac, Eddy!" Double D explained.
"Does he come from outer space?" Ed asked.
"No stupid!" Eddy replied.
Then, they hear sobbing coming from down the neighborhood.
"Is he crying, Sarah?" Jimmy asked.
"I don't know Jimmy!" Sarah replied.
The neighborhood residents follow where the crying sound is coming from. When they reach the playground, they find the clown boy sitting on the grass by the tree breaking into tears. The Eds, the other kids, and Wilfred approach him.
"Are you ok, dude?" Nazz asked.
"Is something wrong?" Double D asked.
The Eds and the others surround the crying kid.
"I said leave me alone, guys!" the boy tearfully says, before crying.
"We won't hurt you, little boy!" Ed says.
"Tell us what's wrong!" Nazz says, comforting him, "You'll feel better!"
"Yeah, come on, kid!" Eddy says. "Tell us!"
"Rolf wants to know about this situation!" Rolf says.
"Yeah man!" Kevin says.
"Plank's curious!" Jonny says.
Tearfully, the young boy finally says, "Ok!"
"My name is… Mac!" the boy cried.
The Cul-de-sac residents responded to his introduced name.
"Where'd you come from?" Eddy asked.
"Well..." Mac responded in tears, "I come… from Foster's!"
"A foster care?" Jimmy asked.
"No!" Mac cried, "It's called Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends!"
"What's that?" Eddy asked.
"It's a foster care mansion," Jonny says, "Where imaginary friends live and being taken care of after their owners and creators outgrew them and remained there before being adopted by a new owner!"
"How'd you, know?" Kevin asked.
"Plank and I saw it on TV!" Jonny responded.
The Cul-de-sac kids turn back to Mac.
"Do you live there?" Jimmy asked.
"No!" Mac responded sadly, "I just visit there, for my only friends, most notably my imaginary friend!"
"Who's your imaginary friend, dude?" Nazz asked.
"His name is Blooregard Q. Kazoo," Mac responded, "Bloo for short!"
"What's he?" Double D asked.
"He's a blue blob, five years old!" Mac sadly replied, "I created him when I was three, out of a blanket I had! That's because… my dad left, my mom works, my older brother named Terrence is a big jerk, and all the kids at school think I'm a loser!"
Then, Mac breaks down and cries. The Eds and the kids took pity in sadness on Mac.
"Oh dear!" Double D says in pity.
"Aww!" Ed said sadly.
"Rough!" Kevin responded.
"Poor dude!" Nazz says, sadly.
"Rolf has never felt this much pity for you Bloo Boy Mac!" Rolf said.
"But what happened there today, Mac?" Double D asked.
"Yeah," Eddy asked, "And why'd dressed like a clown?"
"What's with the birthday cake icing on you?" Ed said.
"Was today your birthday party?" Sarah asked.
"No, it wasn't!" Mac responded, "My birthday's months away!"
"Then why are you like this, Mac?" Jonny asked.
"It was for an embarrassing surprise party prank I was given every year by Bloo and everyone else!" Mac sadly sighed.
"Do you like surprise parties, Mac?" Ed asked.
"NO!" Mac said coldly in anger, "I don't! I HATE SURPRISE PARTIES!"
"Whoa!" Kevin said.
"Why Mac?" Nazz asked.
"Yeah," Jimmy says, "Surprise parties are supposed to be great and fun!"
"And shows love, care, and respect for you!" Double D says.
"Not me!" Mac says in anger, "Because I get embarrassed by them! Bloo's been doing this to me every year and gets everyone against me, even when I tell him to stop! And today, Bloo and everyone in Foster's, including five that I'm close friends with, have all crossed the line by doing it in the WORST WAY possible and they've gone too far this time!"
"What?" Rolf asked.
"Huh?" Ed asked.
"Why?" Eddy asked.
"Tell us!" Double D says.
"What happened?" Nazz asked.
"Well…," Mac says, disappointed, "It started when I came to Foster's to talk to Bloo about a pie eating contest when he was laughing about something. And I suspect that he's throwing in a surprise party for me. I asked Mr. Herriman, the head of the mansion, to make sure Bloo doesn't throw in a surprise party for me, and he agrees. But then, I keep seeing everyone getting ready for a surprise party and I suspect that it was for me. But they rudely told me that it wasn't. And I got paranoid and anxious that they were lying to me like I was every year and how they were all part of Bloo's plan. So, I dressed up like Rambo-"
"Cool!" Ed said, "Like in the movie!"
"Yes!" Mac said, before continuing, "Anyways, I was trying to avoid getting embarrassed by destroying two surprise parties, one of them was at the library, but then everyone told me that it was for a four-year old imaginary friend Goo created named Artie and he ran away crying. Then everyone got mad at me for ruining Artie's birthday, hate my guts, and walk away."
It was when Mac started to weep.
"I felt so bad about it," Mac continues in sadness, "That I wanted to make this up to Artie! Then Bloo and I cleaned up and redo the party, and after that, Bloo forced me to completely humiliate myself to dress up and act like a clown named Maco and when I did, Artie was revealed to be Madame Foster, the stupid old lady who founded this dump of a mansion, in disguise and everyone revealed that the party was mine all along and…"
He was starting to feel so sad and so traumatized when continuing and swallow back his tears.
"Everyone," Mac cried, "including all my friends, Frankie, Eduardo, Coco, Wilt, and Goo, was in on me. They all lied to me and stabbed me in the back. They all took advantage of me and took Bloo's side to embarrass me and make me think I ruined a birthday party for that stupid imaginary friend Artie who turned out to be that dumb old witch Madame Foster."
Then he went into an outburst of anger, which made the neighborhood denizens back up.
"And they all made fun of me and laughed when I jump into the cake when I was trying to get back at Bloo for what he did to me," he continues his rants before he then furiously grits his teeth, "and Bloo said to me… One! Step! Ahead!"
The cake covered Mac crashes on the grassy ground face down and bang his fist in fury, while crying. The Peach Creek kids stared in shock.
"Oh no!" Ed said in pity.
"Oh dear," Double D said in sorrow.
"Man," Eddy said, "Guess the writer hates him, huh? Should've been called Foster's Home for Jerks!"
"Why would everyone do this to you, Mac?" Double D asked.
"I don't know!" Mac cried.
"Harsh, dude!" Kevin said, mellow.
"That's so cruel and immature of them of what they did this to you, Mac!" Nazz said.
"Boy Plank!" Jonny said to Plank, "Everyone was so horrible and so mean to poor Mac, huh?"
"Yes" Rolf says, "Rolf will teach those mockers of Foster's Home for Nincompoops with his foot up their heads!"
"I'll say!" Sarah says, "It should be called Foster's Home for Idiots!"
"Exactly!" Mac cried, "I don't want to go back to that stupid place anymore! I don't want to! EVER! This place was a nightmare!"
"Why, you don't have to go there anymore, Mac!" Double D exclaimed.
"NEVER!" Mac cried, "I'm just mad at everyone for taking part of this stupid humiliating party on me! I've been embarrassed through surprise parties by Bloo every year, even when I tell him to stop and they're going to do it again next year and so on! Now they're all laughing about it! I hope Bloo gets adopted, Frankie loses her job, and Foster's being torn down for good after what they all treated me for".
Then, his eyes began to flood into tears.
"They're all better off without me!" Mac continues, "I don't have any true friends and… and… nobody cares about me, stood up, and respects me anymore!"
And that's where Mac breaks down and cries intensely while the Cul-de-sac denizens watch in pity and sadness.
"Aww!" Ed said, when getting something from out of his pocket, "Chin up, mister, let Ed dry those tears!"
He pulls out a handkerchief that's molded, dirty, and smelly, but Edd stops this.
"Ed, please!" Double D said, "Let me handle this!"
Double D pulls out a much cleaner and whiter handkerchief from out of his pocket and then turns to Mac.
"There, there Mac," he says to him while comforting, "Let me dry those lamentations of your salt deposits!"
Mac sadly nods and Double D wipes off his tears with his handkerchief.
"Is that better?" Double D asked.
"Yeah," Mac sadly responded, "Thanks!"
Then Jimmy brings a tissue box to Mac.
"Here Mac!" Jimmy says to him whilst giving him a tissue. "Blow!"
Mac then blows his nose with his tissue.
"Are you better now, Mac?" Double D asked.
Mac sadly nodded.
"Awww," Nazz said in sorrow, while comforting him, "Cheer up little dude! We'll be your new friends and treat you with care and respect!"
"Ok!" Mac said tearfully.
"Shed tears no more Bloo boy Mac," Rolf says, "As the Son of a Shepard will be your new, trusted pal! Let Rolf rub the pit of victory!"
Rolf takes Mac's right arm, lifts it up, and rubs his right armpit.
"Um…" Mac responded, confused during it, "Thanks Rolf!"
"Plank says you should stop coming to Foster's," Jonny says, showing him Plank, "leave Bloo for adoption, and find a new friend! Maybe Plank himself!"
Jonny giggles afterwards.
"Umm…" Mac says to the wooden board, "Hi Plank!"
"Welcome to the Cul-de-sac here in Peach Creek!" Eddy says, "Let us, the Eds, introduce ourselves! I'm Eddy!"
"I'm Ed!" Ed said.
"And I'm Edd as well, but with two Ds!" Edd introduces.
"We call him Double D!" Eddy said.
"Hi!" Mac responds, "Nice to meet you, Eds!"
"Welcome to the Land of the Dorks, Mac!" Kevin muttered before walking off, "I'm Kevin by the way!"
"He's always like that!" Nazz says, "I'm Nazz!"
"Um…" Mac says, bashfully, "Nice to meet you to, Nazz!"
"Awesome!" Nazz says before she and Rolf follows Kevin, "Later!"
"Come Wilfred!" Rolf said to his pig who would follow him.
"This is my baby sister, Sarah!" Ed said, introducing Mac to Sarah, who glares at her older brother.
"Idiot!" Sarah muttered before she turns to Mac happily, "Please to meet you, Mac!"
Sarah then introduces Mac to Jimmy, saying "And this is Jimmy here!"
"Hello!" Jimmy said, introducing himself to Mac, "Nice to meet you, Mac!"
"Nice to meet you too Sarah and Jimmy!" Mac responded.
"You can come visit us sometime! Bye!" Jimmy says before he and Sarah walks off.
"That bald kid's name is Jonny 2 by 4!" Eddy says, pointing to Jonny.
"How ya doing, Mac!" Jonny said before showing Plank, "And you already met Plank here too!"
"Nice to meet you to, Jonny and Plank!" Mac said.
"Isn't it nice to meet a new person, buddy?" Jonny said to Plank as he walked off.
As the Eds and Mac were left behind at the playground, the Eds turned to Mac.
"Ok, Mac!" Double D says to him, "Let's get you all cleaned up from what you've been through!"
"Ok, Double D!" Mac responded happily.
"How are we going to do that, Sockhead?" Eddy asked.
"We'll clean him up in my bathroom, guys!" Ed said happily, while Edd, Eddy, and Mac stared and speechless.
"No, Ed!" Double D said shaking his head.
"Yeah," Eddy said, "Your bathtub is full of gravy!"
"I love gravy, Mac!" Ed said.
"Ok…" Mac says confused.
"Why don't you use my shower to clean yourself off!" Double D said.
"Sure thing, Double D!" Mac says as he and the Eds head to Double D's.
"Double D's a neat freak I tell you!" Eddy mutters to Mac as they all walk to Edd's house.
I don't own anything!
Ed, Edd n Eddy is created by Danny Antonucci at aka Cartoons
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends is created by Craig McCracken
Both by Cartoon Network