This is story about my OCS in they're adult years, this is probably going to be the first of many
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Edgar and Lenore had been dating since high school, and in their twenties seems like the best time to tie the knot
Edgar had grown to resemble the writer he was named after, though tragedy would not paint his life like it did the man Who Lost His Lenore, not if Lenoir crane-tetch had anything to say about it, she'd fist fight the Grim Reaper if it wouldn't sure that she stayed with her darling poet for the rest of their natural lives, and Beyond thanks to her father's inventions
Speaking of lenores sizable teenage breasts had grown from an e-cup to a g cup, and they're now being pushed up to look even bigger in her luxurious wedding dress
Those wonderful fun bags call to him like a siren made of booby Flash, but the thrashing ocean of his self-doubt keeps him off course to his double G destiny
" hey Edgar" the voice of his Brides brother shakes him from the freezing despair holding him in place," you all right buddy"
" yeah yeah, it's just, so surreal" he looks his brother-in-law to be in the eyes and continues, " tell me this isn't a dream Lewis, tell me that I'm really marrying" his eyes Dart to the beauty standing at the altar,
" her" he breathes out
" you are buddy, it's no dream, and even if it was, my sister would tear the barrier between the dream world and the real one have you" Louis Pat's him on the back before walking forward to sit at his chair next to his fiance
Deep breath the doubt in his stomach comes and he walks forward to his Destiny and her magnificent tits
And thus Edgar ravencroft now Edgar crane and Lenoir tetch- crane are christened man and wife by the presiding priest one Father Michael, well just Michael
The end
( Lenore knows Lenore ravencroft would be an absolutely badass name, but Edgar is her bitch, and good bitch boys always take their totally super sexy Dom's last name in the holy sacrament of Kick-Ass marriage)