YOSH! This is Squalo King with a new story.
Discalimer, I own nothing DBZ, DBS, Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball GT, Dragon Ball Daima, the games, spin-offs, fan comics, abridged series or anything. All I own is this story and anything that comes after.
The Art Cover was drawn by someone on twitter by the name of ukevegeta13 and yes their art is amazing and yes you should look them up. Their twitter page is adults only though so as much as sweet things they also draw horny stuff. Even order a comm if you have a chance.
Anyway this I ship that sparked interested in my brain. I hope you all can enjoy it.
The Lovely Crimson Meteor
Chapter 1: From the Heavens
Planet Sakuzee(Sake)
Far away from earth existed a planet named Sakuzee, a planet whose with oceans were vast and colored warm amber like aged alcohol, its land lush with pink blooming flowers that covered their mountains and riddle their grand forests. Above it was a sun shined with a warmth that made all of its inhabitants feel like they were in everlasting paradise. All day the planets native, the Tokury the people would would drink, party and train for hours upon hours with one another, building memories and bonds that would last even after their death.
BOOOM*
Now this peaceful planet faced power, ferocity and cruelty at the hands of military might. Sakuzee's army of Tokury fighters stood against a military that would ultimately capture their planet. Some wielded weapons that shined with their pink Ki ,others were coated in their aura as it burned with fighting spirit, some fighters others were preparing to charge and fight with all they have.
"Bastards! You won't get away with this!"
"Take them all down, no mercy!"
"Defend Sakuzee,!
They looked up at the military in question. A large ship used by members of the Cold family and Frieza's military. It already fired on them with little warning and burned much of their forests and their loving pink flowers. Outside of it were soldiers preparing to dive down and take the planet for themselves .All of the members wore armor different to those of the Freiza force; light replacing the black colors of the upper body and purple tights, with one long shoulder-guard on one shoulder and the other a circular pauldron guarding the other and on the center of their chest was a different insignia, a two triangles fused together with a blue dot in the center.
Armed with scouter and blasters they steeled themselves for the fight to come. However they were growing nervous.
"How strong are they?" they used their scouters to see their strength. Each one trained on a Tokury, zooming in to see their dark blue skin, their pair of red flushed markings on their cheeks, and the single white flowers on their foreheads.
"C-Crap, they're powerful, more than we thought!" they used their scouters and saw varying results; some of them were power levels higher than any of Frieza's elite soldiers and most of their own, others didn't seem high at all but the ones who. All of their technology showed that this would be a losing battle for them
"Surrender to Lord Cooler's army!" All of Cooler's soldiers prepared to fly down and try and take the planet as per orders with the Tokury waiting to attack first. Though what happened next was something that threw all of them off.
Step* *Step* *Step*
Coolers soldiers heard someone walking on the top of the ship over all the commotion. They all turned back to see who it was and was stunned into silence.
"Whats this, your not done yet?" said a woman with an Australian accent. The Soldiers could only. She strolled out wearing a female version of the V-Neck Battle armor that belonged to the Ginyu Force no less: with two brown shoulder guards and hip guards while Cooler's Symbol was over her left breast. Under neath her armor was black spandex that went to her wrist and down to her thighs, leaving her legs and knees visible.
"C-Commander Bonyu!"
Every step with her white boots to the edge of the ship, the crimson skilled female warrior commanded respect. Her white ponytail hair that reached to the back of her knee moved around gracefully, with gold hair-cuff at the base to keep it from splitting. Her hands on her hips as they swayed with her large figure.
"Here I thought you were all prepared for this," said Bonyu in a mocking tone, "Tch! I'm not wasting our precious hours on weaklings, move" Cooler's soldiers were all smacked with a wave of shock, this was their charge and now
"W-Wait, t-this is our assignment!"
"Yeah you can't just-"
Bonyu didn't bother to stop walking, however she did glare at them with her gray eyes, causing all of them freeze in place, fear in their eyes.
"Move, I'll deal with this rabble myself," said Bonyu oozing with confidence and cruelty befitting elite members.. The soldiers couldn't do anything and merely followed her orders, even though they weren't supposed to.
Down below where the Tokury were watching as Cooler's solders all cleared a path, and from that space they see Bonyu flying out from the ship and downward until she was across from the all, and plenty of feet between them and her. She used her scouter and saw the large amount of power that startled the soldiers.
"What, that all?" she shrugged , "They might be hiding something else, but these lot are like ants," The Tokury one the other hand were all confused, shocked and stunned beyond belief. The very people who had attacked them was now sending what looked like a gaudy soldier out to meet them and no one else.
"They sent single soldier to fight us?!" There was laughter and chuckles among them. Some of them laughed so hard that they slowly flipped as they floated. Their laughter
"HA, They're surrendering,"
"Maybe they've got gifts! HA HA HA!"
"Look at her, poor little thing must've been pushed to wave the white flag!"
"That is no 'little' things," Each second of their laughter caused Bonyu to get a little agitated, and she would be sure to make them pay for their remarks.
"Well ain't these cheeky lot loud," she smirked, her pink lipstick curling with her mouth and furrowed her thin white eyebrows. "Well, then, I better make sure they can hear me," she thought. She crossed her arms and took a deep breath and let 'em hear it.
"ATTENTION WEAKLINGS!" Her voice boomed, throttling the eardrums of all who heard her; Cooler's soldiers bent over in pain and the Tokury warriors covered their ears," YOUR PLANET IS NOW UNDER THE OWNERSHIP OF LORD COOLER, LAST SURVIVING MEMBER OF THE COLD FAMILY AND ITS TRUE HEIR!"
Though their ears rung in pain at Bonyu's proclamation, the Tokury were able to make out what she was saying.
"So she's working for Frieza's family, but he's been gone for years!"
"Did she just call us weaklings,"
"NOW ALL OF YOU," Everyone covered their ears again, "DROP YOUR WEAPONS, TURN OFF YOUR POWER AND DROP TO YOUR KNEES FOR A PEACEFUL SURRENDER OF YOUR PLANET TO YOUR BETTERS! OTHERWISE," she got into a fighting stance, "I'LL WIPE ALL OF YOU OUT, MYSELF!" The Tokury's response was fueled by rightful unbridled anger.
"Surrender, get real!"
"Like we're letting some fat beast, tell use to give our home to planet traders!"
"I don't care if she's alone now, lets just kill her!"
The Tokury powered up even further, their anger and pride could be felt. To most it would be crushing and destructive. However for Bonyu, she just took her hand to her chin and chuckled.
"Oh, can't say I didn't warn them," she placed both hands on her hips., "Lets get this over with."
The Tokury didn't wait any further and all cahrged in a group, not only aiming to run Bonyu through but to take down the army along with her. Bonyu just flew toward them and kicked one of them hard enough that he was sent flying like a rocket into his fellow fighters, knocking them out or even killing them.
They all turned to look at Bonyu; placed between them with her hands behind her back and not even showing a hint of using her real power. One of them tried to charge at her straight at her but Bonyu flipped and brought her heel down on his head, crushing his skull and sending him crashing down onto his own home planet like the others.
"Come now, don't give me a poor showing," she said. She wiggled her other foot, "I still have my other foot,"
"YOU WRENCH!"
Many of the Tokury summoned all of their might and fired powerful ki attacks at Bonyu; Power Waves, Spinning saw blades of light, Balls of pure energy and even some threw their Ki enhanced spears. However, even as all of these attacks were aimed at her, Bonyu could only respond with moving her hair away from her face and keeping that confident self- assured smirk on her face. Keeping her hands behind her back, she effortlessly dodged out each and every beam of light, every cutting disk, well thrown miniature suns that were aimed at her head. Bonyu swiftly dodged every single one without taking a scratch, and since she was surrounded on all sides each attack that missed her had to hit something.
BOOM!* *BOOM!* *SLASH*
"AAHHH!"
"I-I'M HIT!"
" NO NO NO NO!"
More of them were hit by their own comrades attacks; burned, cut, even stabbed. Due to the power and ferocity behind the attacks, more than a dozen of them fell to the planets surface injured, some of them even dead.
"Really, I can't believe you fell for the oldest trick in the book," said Bonyu, "Not very smart are you," she tilted her head to dodge a beam aim at her. Furious, with thoughts of turning Bonyu into a corpse and avenging their Tokury brethren they all charge at Bonyu from all sides.
"Ah, perfect," she uttered. She then flew up upward and fast as necessary. Many of the Tokury continued their pursuit, many who were already above dove down to attack her. One of them tried to hit Bonyu with his spear but she just kicked him in the face, breaking his skull and sent him flying into others. Two more tried to attack but Bonyu simply evaded them like they were nothing. Others followed the same fate until Bonyu had broken out of the dome of planetary warriors and was currently above them.
"Lets see, yes this will do nicely," she uttered as she watched all of her enemies just flying up to her. She moved her right foot around as if to work out her ankle, and then her left foot. "Now, lets end this,"
Bonyu then flew down at her enemies as they were nice and angry, clustered and stupid enough to be that way. She flew down faster and faster, building up speed like a meteorite falling from orbit, preparing to strike with nothing but her foot again. Only this time to end the fight. The Tokury continued on, only to slowly realized the true gap in power, the wa and far too late to do anything about it. Bonyu herself smiled wide showing her teeth and a glint in her eyes that hungered for victory..
"TAKE THIS!"
She collided with the Tokury, The impact of her attack was felt through all of them, like being hit with an asteroid half the size of their own planet. They were beaten instantly, all falling to the planets surface snow, either injured, unconscious or just dead. When it was all over Cooler's soldiers were impressed beyond all belief, Bonyu was by far one of the most powerful members of their army, and more than likely one of the most clever. They all cheered for her victory.
"She took them down!"
"Expected from the former elite of Lord Frieza's army!"
"The Brains, the Crimson Meteor!"
Bonyu could hear the cheers and applause from the lower class. She watched them from the corner of her eyes as they praised her. It was good feeling for her, letting her know that she was one of the smartest, strongest, and most beautiful in the universe( she added beautiful herself).
"Good on them, seeing a proper elite like myself at work.." she said. Bonyu then looked down at the planet, the prize that she had won, "Now for the stragglers,"
Bonyu then flew down onto the planets surface. She looked around to see a place where flowers bloomed in peace, not it was riddled with craters from smoldering broken defeated and . She didn't know who was still alive, but that was for the clean up crew to deal with. She then looked around at the rest of the scenery and was appreciative of the nicer parts,
"Nice air, good solid earth," she grimaced, "Water looks a bit off but its clean," she then knelt down to one of the flowers that grew on the planet, "And such a pretty bunch of flowers, good color," she gently played with the petals of the flower.
"*GROAN* Yo-You fat bitch!"
Bonyu looked up and saw one of the few Tokury surviving fighters. He was twitching in pain, his body burnt and smoldering from his own ally's attack, he was bleeding with his flower covered in blood. Bonyu then walked over to him, walking into the crater. She pinched her own nose, despising the smell of smoke.
"Oh, you Tokury blokes are sturdy," said Bonyu, "Not enough to win," she got irritated, "Who are you calling fat, you loser?"
The Tokury fighter then took his chance; he raised his arm, pointing it at Bonyu and focused as much energy into his palm as possible, forming a pink light so bright Bonyu had to squint her eyes
"DIE!"
He fires a fast bright burning sphere of Ki from his hand, aiming point-blank at Bonyu. Bonyu just dodges it like nothing and travels high in the air until it eventually explodes in a bright light until dying.
"*Sigh* And you still can't make me raise my hands," said Bonyu, "Oh well, guess Dore's boys need more training, and to think he told me I'd lear-"
"W-Why?"
Bonyu looked down to see the Tokury who attacked her, devastated and crying even.
"Huh? Speak up," said Bonyu.
"You-You come to my home," he turned his head to the flower fields, "Threaten our lives, our lively hood," he clenched his fist, "You attack me, kill me friends, threaten my family," Bonyu kept looking down on him, "You tell us to give our planet to you, a bunch of soulless planet traders!" Bonyu sighed as if she was bored, meanwhile the Tokury fighter clenched his teeth as his tears rolled down his face. "Why?!"
"Cause we can," said Bonyu flately.
"Huh?"
"Oh your not very smart, are you deary?" Bonyu then walked closer and place her boot on the Tokury's chest and pressed hard, "Don't think to hard about it, we wanted your planet and we're taking it," it was said in a "Matter-of-fact" tone.
"B-But- GUUAAAH" Bonyu pressed her foot hard on his chest, almost like she was crying to crush him.
"Don't feel too bad about it, just like how the stupid get outsmarted by more intelligent beings," she meant herself, "the weak are always getting crushed by the strong," She smiled, "Guess which you are, dumb-dumb,"
Bonyu then walked away from the defeated Tokury, as if she was walking away from a broken doll. Once she was out of the crater she spoke into the communicator in her scouter.
"All troops prepare to land the main ship," she knelt down and picked one of the flowers that she admired, "Planet Sakuzee is ours,"
Cooler Force's Base
"Bonyu, you tubby witch!" yelled Dore. "How dare you take that planet from my boys!"
The large green ogre known as Dore, stood over Bonyu, pointing at the Crimson Meteor angrily, looking as if he wanted to explode leaving nothing but his helmet scouter. Beside him was Neiz, a brown reptilian who she folded his arms looking at Bonyu with his big yellow eyes and leaning against the wall was someone of Bonyu's own species, a Brench-seijin, with turquoise skin, and short blonde hair that was mostly curled to the left. They were Bonyu's equals in commands, Cooler's armored Squadron of which she was technically a member of. Bonyu however didn't just shrugged off Dore's anger.
"Not my fault your trainees couldn't handle a simple snatch-up," she pointed at Dore as his eyes twitched with anger "Blame yourself for being so stupid couldn't train them up proper," she parted her singular ponytail from her eye. "They were shaking at the sight of those weaklings and I saved them, be grateful especially since you expected me to learn from them,"
"GRATEFUL?! YOU YOU -YOU YOU-" Dore was so angry it had a vein visible in his forehead.
"Don't think too hard about what to call her Dore, you'll hurt yourself," Neiz shooks his fist and Bonyu. "She's just a cocky walking garbage heap,'
"Exactly, thanks Neiz," said Dore with a smile.
"Yes keep antagonizing me you walking snake, see what it gets you," Neiz grumbled, "If you jokers took half of the brains your using to chastise me and trained your own men instead they wouldn't need my help," Bonyu declared,
"Bonyu," Salza walked with Neiz and Dore moving out of the way and allowing him to stand between them in the hall, "Take some advice from a valuable member of Brench-senji race, me." Salza pointed at himself with his thumb, and Bonyu to roll her eyes at him, "You may be a member of our Squadron but that's all, your still nothing but some big-headed newbie," He placed his hand on Dore's back, "So don't disrespect your betters,"
Then the three of them did their signature three man pose; Dora putting his hand to his hip, stretching one leg, bending his other knee and raising his hand upward. Neize putting one hand over the other, raising his elbows and stretching the opposite leg to Dore and bending his other knee. Salza bent down one leg stretched one hand on the floor while the other is on his knee.
"We are Coolers Armored Squadron, don't underestimate us!" the trio said in unison. IN their imagination spotlights had shined down on them with pyrotechnics spewing fire with fireworks above them. In the real world Bonyu was nothing but disturbed.
"This is exactly why I opted out of the Ginyu Force," she thought. "Just ridiculous," She folded her arms.
"OH, and which of you are my betters?" she asked in a blatant yet mocking tone. There was a pregnant pause, from the clearly insulting question. However before the possibility of a fight could continue,
CLICK*
The communicator in Bonyu's scouter turned on, signally that someone was trying to call her. She pressed the button on the side of it and answered it.
"Commander Bonyu, your spacepod is ready, as per your request to Lord Cooler,"
"Right, I'll be right there," she then hangs up, "Now if you excuse me I have business to attend to," said Bonyu. She then walked away as the three leaders of Cooler's army got out of their poses.
"SO she's really going to Earth?" asked Neiz, "And Lord Cooler trusts her enough to let her go,"
"Tch! For what, to die at the hands of the Saiyan that killed Freiza?" asked Dore. "You don't think she'll try and kill the Super Saiyan?" he seemed surprised.
"Nonsense, that kill belongs to Lord Cooler," Salza stated, "But Bonyu is probably fool enough to try," He folded his arms.
"Well if she dies then she's not our problem," said Dore. "She doesn't even have a battalion to order around,"
Bonyu walked down the hall and smiled, wearing her confidence on her sleeve. Soon she'd make her way to the planet Earth, as she had planned. She went to the space port of their base, outside she could see the large white leaf trees, as if the planet was covered in serene snow, although it was a mess for the janitors to clean up when it blew their way. She walked into her open pod, it was black instead of white with a blue window and it shut behind her. Sitting inside, resting her but on the blue seat she quickly punched in the coordinates; Earth, the last place King Cold and Lord Frieza, her former boss, had gone to before they were killed. The space pod then began to float, then rose high into the air until it broke away from the planets atmosphere and off it went.
Planet Earth
Months later
On a baseball stadium, filled to the brim with people rooting for their favorite team, from the youngest newest fan, to the oldest veteran who never missed a game. People of all genders, shapes and species(animal people exist) looked down at the glorious field as they watched the final inning play out between the Rockets who wore white, and blue with their signature "R" in Orange vs the Taitans clad in yellow and green and the "T" they adorned in red. As the final inning was in play the Taitans had skillfully managed to hold all 3 bases and with only 1 strikeouts, and now it was all coming to an end.
"Ladies and Gentlemen we have full bases with the Rockets and the Taitans tied for the win," said the announcer. "All Rocky Rivers has to do is strike out 2 more players and the Rockets can overtake them in an extra inning."
Rocky Rivers himself was at the pitcher's mound, brown haired gruff man with a styled mustache. He gritted his teeth as he threw the ball into his own mitt over and over out of habit. Although many knew that it was also with much disdain and hatred that he's held within his baseball career.
"Come out you stupid bastard!" he uttered to himself as the next player took to home plate. A player that had become the bane for all batters and pitchers like him. A man with wild hair, two scars; one over his eye and the other on his cheek. He had his cap down covering his eyes, but a smile on his face that made the opposing teams's blood boil and the Taitans smiled with him. He was a favorite among the crown, especially the girls and when he walked out for people to see the crowd exploded in excitement.
"And here he is, baseball fans! Batting for the Taitans is none other than one of the best in the sport! YAMCHA!"
With bat in hand Yamcha pulled up his cap, showing his face and seeing the field; 4 players spread out and hoping to catch the ball, a pitcher ready to do everything in their power to stop him, and the big field where it all took place. He looked up to a clear day to see more of his favorite sights; the roaring crowd cheering for and against him, the score board showing the gains and losses of the team that lead to this point, the sun up in the sky or even the moon when the games were at night that looked like giant targets for him to hit with a single strike from his metal bat and lastly,
"GO YAMCHA!"
Was Yamcha's best friend Puar, a flying cat who had what Yamcha considered the most fluffy awesome fur and the sunniest brightest smile on earth. He was sitting atop the dugout where the other players were. Of all the voices that cheered for him, even if it was like he couldn't hear at all, he could always hear Puar.
"Hey Puar!" Yamcha turned his attention away from the pitcher to waive to his pal. NO one on the team was angry or confused, Yamcha only ever looked so happy waiving at his favorite talking flying cat. "Are you getting hungry over there?!" he asked. Puar shook his tiny head.
"No, I'm fine I can wait." said Puar. "Take your time, and we can get ice cream!"
"What, no that hurts your stomach," argue Yamcha. Puar looked a tiny bit depressed hearing that answer, but he moved on to another sweet.
"Cookies?" asked Puar. Yamcha smiled and nodded.
"Perfect, I'll make them myself."
"Yaay!" cheered Puar. The rest the team just laughed seeing the exchange. Rocky and his team however were angered beyond belief.
"Look at me, you stupid idiot!" Rocky thought. "Take us seriously." He gripped the ball in his catcher's mitt. Then he got his wish;Yamcha turned on the plate as before, bat in hand and prepared to swing. The Rockets all got nervous, they spread out further to catch the ball, if they could catch it. Rocky himself looked at Yamcha to see he had a serious look on his face. Yamcha however had different thoughts in mind.
"Where should I aim?" he thought. Yamcha looked to the man with the goatee in the outfield on the far right. "I can get it to slip him up, make him chase it," he looked at the man with the heart tattoos under his eyes on the left of the outfield."Oh, maybe I should try and make the ball curve up, make him think its a fly ball and land in the staduim, "*Chuckles* and some lucky kid goes home with the ball,"
Rocky then round up to pitch the ball, causing the whole crowd to go silent. Yamcha watched Rocky's every movement closely; from his muscle movement to the sweat that rolled down cheek. He saw his team getting anxious. Then he noticed how few clouds there were in the sky as the sun's light beat down on him
"Its almost clear out," he felt the wind blow hitting his face, "With some wind too," he gripped the bat even more. He smiled visualizing his target."That's what I'll do, I hit it and aim there and pick it up later," he wore a big smile on his face, "Now all thats left is to hit it," he thought.
Rocky then threw the ball, it curved as it spun hoping for Yamcha to swing and make a mistake. He had aimed down the far right. But Yamcha didn't care, and moved swung.
SMACK*
He hit the ball dead on and it soared upward along the foul line, never crossing it like he had planned. It went up and up, over the field, over the crowd, and past the stadium limits. Just going going going until it was,
"GONE!" Cheered the announcer as the rest of the crowed roared.. "ITS A HOME RUN! And the Crowd GOES WILD!"
"GO YAMCHA!" Cheered Puar.
As the crowd cheers the 3 other Taitan players ran across each base until they were all home. Yamcha ddi the same but waived to the crowed of adoring baseball fans, waiving his hat around with a giant smile. Even Puar had joined him with his rounds until they both made it home.
"HA HA HA HA! YEAH!" cheered Yamcha. He could see the kids and adults cheer for him. Blushing seeing the girls going wild for him. When he and Paur made his way to the home base the hugged his best friend and spun around happily
"The Taitans have won the game!"
Diablo Desert
"Yamcha you won again!" cheered Marron over Yamcha's cellphone. He blushed happily as he spoke with Krillin's daughter.
"Sure did!" said Yamcha gleefully. "Did you watch the whole game?"
"Uh-huh, Me and daddy watched, mommy fell asleep," said Marron. Puar giggled while Yamcha felt like a small anvil hit his head.
Flying over the hot sand and rock ridden plains of the Diablo desert, Yamcha was heading somewhere he regular visited and Puar was right beside him with bat wings to keep him was out of his baseball unifrom and in his casual suit with his bat and cap on his person. On the way he decided to call one of his friends and Marron ended up answering the phone, to his delight.
"Is your dad there?" asked Yamcha.
"Oh he's right here," Yamcha could hear Marron walk over to Krillin, 'Daddy, Uncle Yamcha wants to say 'Hi'," said Marron.
"Hey Yamcha, taking a victory lap?" asked Krillin, "You mopped the floor with those other guys,"
"Thanks Krillin, I'm just heading somewhere real quick," said Yamcha. Puar then flies around Yamcha in circles. "I'll probably see Tien later, maybe help him show those students and real fighter looks ligh," he smiled with Krillin groaning with a grin behind the phone.
"Meaning you just want to show off in front of the greenhorns," said Krillin.
"Yeah, but I'm helping him look cool too," said Yamcha. He looked down below and saw a large nartually formed rock structure, one he was familiar with for years. "Oh I gotta go, good luck out there officer and tell 18 I said 'Hi',"
"*Chuckle* Thanks sports star, see ya,"
The both hang up the phone. Puar flies over to Yamcha. The two look at each other, smile and float down. Their destination was the top of a Craggy mountain, tall rough and lasting the test of time, like many of the other mountains that existed in Diablo Desert. Unlike the other mountains, this one was hollow so Yamcha could put things inside and on its face a Chinese Idiom was written in red by Yamcha himself so many years ago that read: Tempered a hundred times by a thousand hammers.
"Old home sweet home," said Yamcha as he touched down on the top of his old base. He looked down to the object of his attention, a bucket. He knelt down with him and Puar peaking inside and they see what Yamcha was hoping to see; a baseball.
"Ha! Right on target." stated Yamcha. Puar reached inside the bucket and got the ball out.
"I can't believe you were able to hit it all the way here," said Puar amazed. Yamcha then picked up the bucket.
"Maybe I should try somewhere lower, it'll be harder to land," suggested Yamcha. Maybe on the ground, behind it." He chuckled to himself.
"Aren't you worried about hitting a plane?" asked Puar.
"Nope," then the prospect of causing a disaster made him ponder that again, "O-Okay a little, but I'm careful," said Yamcha.
"Uh-huh," said Puar a little unconvinced. "Do you want to go see Tien now,"
"IN a little bit," said Yamcha as he stretched, "Lets go see Launch later too, give her some business,"
"Like ice cream?" Puar egged on "innocently"
"No," said Yamcha sternly. Yamcha looked out before Diablo Desert, given the perfect view of it all: a giant desolate desert with few rock formations, the sun was hot, the winds could get harsh and at nights were colder. But it was filled with memories, good memeories like meeting Bulma, oolong and Goku, him meeting Puar but there were also memories he'd like to forget.
"*Sigh* Well guess its time to train a little," said Yamcha. Puar lands on his shoulder. "Right le- huh?"
Before Yamcha could do anything that he wanted he noticed something in the sky, a quick burning light that dissipated as soon as it came. One of the few clouds in the sky parted quickly. He squinted his eyes, trying to see what had caused it but to no avail.
"Yamcha, whats wrong?"asked Puar.
"I-I thought I saw something, but I don't see anything" he tried sensing Ki, "I don't sense anything ei-ARRG!"
Yamcha was then met with something entirely unexpected, something big and heavy was trying to crush his head. Something that Yamcha couldn't see was dropping its full weight on him, like a boulder, so much he pushed Puar away to protect him and quickly hold it up with both hands.
"YAMCHA!" cried Puar with concern. Yamcha just smiled, getting used to the weight of the unseen object.
"I-I'm cool Puar, I'm okay," he looked up and saw nothing, which is more unsettling than stated. "What the hell, its like a big, heavy-" he felt it for a bit, "Round piece of nothing in my hand,"
"Its invisible, quick Yamca get a nose bleed!" cried Puar in panic.
"Puar I don't need to-" the then he sensed some Ki, from someone close by..
Just then something hit Yamcha in the head, it felt like a metal hatch that swung open fast. It was hard enough to make Yamcha drop it and to making him fall off the face of his old base causing both Yamcha and the invisible object to crash onto the ground only several feet away from each other.
"AAHH YAMCHA!" Puar flew down faster than he had ever flown in his life to a Yamcha who was flat on his back and covered in dirt. He floated around him like a worrying nurse. "Yamcha?! Yamcha say something!"
"*Cough* *Cough* Ge-Get back Puar," Yamcha slowly got up, coughing up lung and got into a fighting stance. Puar nuzzled his face to Yamcha's happy that he was alive "Get behind me," Yamcha gently pushed Puar behind him
"Huh, what wrong?!" and Puar. When dust cleared Yamcha and Puar spotted a small crater with nothing inside of it.
"I-I don't know what that is, but there's someone strong inside," warned Yamcha as he got into a fighting stance.
Then the invisible item slowly revealed itself through a flicker like static on T.V. until it revealed a black spacepod. This gets Yamcha and Puar's attention immediately.
"A-A sayain spaceship?"
The pod then opened up again, this time revealing a very tall sizable woman with red skin and long white hair, wearing battle armor and a scouter that shielded one of her gray eyes. This was Bonyu. She walked out of the pod with an angry look on her face.
"OH BLOODY HELL!" she looked around "Alright who the idiot that messed u-" she spots Yamcha, "my landin-" she trailed off with her sentence as she got a good view of Yamcha and then she starts blushing and staring at Yamcha, almost ogling him.
"Yamcha there's some weird person," said Puar. Puar waiting for Yamcha to give a response but he seemed to be frozen in place. When Puar peered over to see his face he could see Yamcha was blushing bright red and unable to look away from Bonyu."HAA! Yamcha?!" As Yamcha and Bonyu looked at each other, neither expecting to see the other their thoughts all circled back to a single phrase.
"Oh, they're hot,"
That's the first chapter of what is obviously a romance story with some humor, and adventure.
Review and tell me what you think.
Yes there will be sex and if I have time before the month is over I will upload a smut story.
This is Squalo King Signing off :)