Brandon Scott Hole was standing outside of Applejack's bedroom and he was anxious as all heck. Today was the day that he was going to profess his love to Applejack. Hole had already practiced these lines many times in the mirror and had even shot numerous people in her name, so they were basically already together.
Now was the time that he'd confess, and Applejack would totally return his love and they'd have lots of babies together. These would obviously be natural, human looking, babies, not screwed up pony-human abominations, because otherwise he'd have to take them outback and shoot them, the oldschool way of getting an abortion.
Brandon took a deep breath, before opening the door to her room and said "Applejack my love I-" but what he saw next shocked him to his very core.
Applejack was lying in bed like usual, but she wasn't alone, she was surrounded by other people that Brandon had never seen before. Even worse, they were having sex with her, and it appeared that Applejack had given them all her consent!
She had her left hoof inside of Rainbow Dash's snatch, and she was searching every corner of it like the lewdest game of Where's Waldo ever. Rainbow Dash giggled at how Applejack tickled the inside of her Fruit Loop like she was playing the Streets of Rage arcade game, before her vagina shot a squirt of cum onto Applejack's face.
Applejack's right hoof was jerking off the stud muffin, Flash Sentry. Applejack was stroking Flash's blue and veiny cock like a guy playing the Atari 2600 for the very first time before Flash's cock erupted with cum like a baking soda volcano which probably got last place at the science fair.
Applejack's mouth was making out with Derpy Hooves. Their tongues slapped against each other like two bros doing a secret handshake.
Applejack was also simultaneously sucking the cock of Bojack Horseman. She deepthroated his cock while her head bobbed up and down like a Metallica fan when Enter Sandman begins playing over the loudspeakers at the grocery store.
Every few seconds, she'd switch between kissing Derpy and sucking off Bojack. Her mouth was so filled up with cum and muffins that she was definitely going to need to use mouthwash later on today, or Gatorade as that's essentially mouthwash for sports players.
Applejack's bottom right hoof was inside of Twilight Sparkle's ass. Twilight moaned like a Smash Bros player watching Lucky Star for the first time as her rump was being absolutely destroyed by Applejack's hoof. The purple unicorn's ass cheeks clapped together like they were giving a round of applause to an Alzheimer's patient for managing to string together the sentence "I hate pasta" without foaming at the mouth.
Applejack's bottom left hoof was jerking off Hermey, the elf who wanted to be a dentist from Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. Hermey moaned and moaned before firing a load of cum directly onto Applejack's face.
Applejack licked it off and suddenly, her teeth were sparkly clean. Everything about this elf screamed dentistry, he even came Colgate Toothpaste.
Meanwhile Rarity was sitting directly on-top of Applejack's chest. The fashion expert clenched her asscheeks together, before farting directly on Applejack's chest. The fumes entered Applejack's nostrils and it made her more excited than a Deadpool fan who got diagnosed with cancer.
Brandon was absolutely heartbroken at the sight he was seeing. All his dreams of confessing to Applejack were now long gone, and in their place was only despair.
The floor soon became soaking wet as tears exited from Brandon's eyes. To think he gave up his job at Fed Ex just for the sake of a girl who doesn't even give a flying fudgesicle about him.
Brandon ran away from the scene in question, while Applejack didn't seem to notice, because Rarity was pooping on her chest, and Applejack got extremely excited by that.
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Brandon Scott Hole was now in his bathroom, ready to commit suicide the same way his ancestors did.
By eating a DVD of the John Wayne movie, The Searchers, in one bite.
Brandon pulled the DVD case out of his pocket, and shoved the entire thing into his mouth at once.
Every single time he chewed, it felt like agony. It was as if a thousand tiny Satans were all simultaneously playing their own private game of hop-scotch on his tongue.
Soon, Brandon swallowed and his body began to feel all weird, almost tingly. Blood began exiting from his eyes, mouth, and nose as the former lover of Applejack began yelling out at the pain from the DVD, as well as the pain in his heart from Applejack's betrayal.
Eventually, Brandon Scott Hole fell over, dead.
That's it, that's the entire fic. You can go home now.